"Chapter 120: A Thousand Miles (Not recommended for those who are eating)"
The people watching around didn't quite understand, but put down the food in their hands. ”
Yu Changqing pinched the time and calculated.
"The show is about to begin, I'll stand far away. ”
The people around looked curiously, and Li Dazhuang looked at the innkeeper next to him.
"I don't think there's something wrong. ”
Yu Changqing felt that the time was almost up, snapped his fingers, and the two of them recovered.
"Let's go. ”
The innkeeper and Li Dazhuang were about to stand up when they helped each other, and they fell down the moment they stood up.
Li Dazhuang hurriedly covered his buttocks.
"No! ”
The innkeeper is still a little unsure.
"What's the matter, let's go. ”
The two of them froze just as they were about to run.
burst
The people near the square were shocked that it was so loud.
"It's over. ”
Su Yi also understood why Yu Changqing let him feed the two of them.
An unidentified object instantly pierced the pants of the two men.
The square was instantly filled with an unknown smell.
"What's the matter with these two people, they actually do this kind of thing in broad daylight. ”
"It's awesome, my pants are all shot through. ”
"No, I can't stand it. ”
"Get them both out!"
The people around all pinched their noses, and the innkeeper and Li Dazhuang knew that the two of them no longer had the face to mix in this town, and their reputation was not only stinky, but also stinky themselves.
Yu Changqing looked at the two and touched his chin, always feeling that something was missing.
The two of them instantly lay on the ground with weak legs, and a stream of liquid rushed straight into the sky, shooting a hundred meters high, and the two of them convulsed on the ground.
Yu Changqing wrinkled his nose as he looked at the unknown liquid, his face full of discomfort.
"It's terrifying, if it weren't for the two of them's weak legs, they would really be a thousand miles away. ”
The people in the town were almost going to cut these two people, and they could actually do this, Yu Changqing suddenly thought of something and snapped his fingers.
"Curse!"
Two small green circles of light were placed on Li Dazhuang and the innkeeper.
"I've cursed myself that you two will leave here forever. ”
The two of them covered their butts and tried to block it, but they took a lot of it in the morning and at noon, especially the medicine was like a miracle.
Yu Changqing was really embarrassed to look any further, after all, he was the culprit.
"Let's go, don't look at it. ”
Su Yi and Xia Bing couldn't straighten up with a stinky smile, and when they heard Yu Changqing's call, they laughed and left.
The group soon left the town and headed out for the desert.
And Li Dazhuang and the innkeeper went through a three-hour performance before they quieted down, lying on the ground and convulsing.
It was only the next day that they woke up from the strange smell, and the two woke up at the same time and looked at each other and cried, and the two big men cried heartbreakingly.
The two crawled back to the inn and washed their tired bodies, preparing to leave this sad place.
Outside the inn stood the entire town.
"You two dispose of the square, or let both of you eat them all. ”
Li Dazhuang was about to cry again, and the innkeeper gently patted Li Dazhuang's body.
"Let's pack up and leave. ”
Li Dazhuang nodded tearfully, and the two walked to the square to see that there were smells and traces everywhere.
"I want to die. ”
A person behind him kicked the two out directly.
"Either you clean it up, or I'll feed you all. ”
Two days of hurriedly dragging the tired body to start cleaning up, a whole month to clean up.
"Doctor, can we still be saved? ”
The two sat in the herb shop and asked an old man.
The old man looked at the two and shook his head.
"Yes, but you two must never be like that again, I was shocked. ”
The two of them have countless horses galloping in their hearts, who has nothing to eat and play with that kind of thing.
"Doctor, help us, we can't get out of town, it's all up to you. ”
"You two take a hot bath every day, you can't eat spicy and greasy, just drink something light, eat five boiled eggs a day, you can only eat yellow and can't drink water except for eating, and it will be effective after a year. ”
The two nodded frantically, time is not a problem, it is good to be saved.
The two of them have been weakened when they returned to the inn, and since that incident, the two of them seem to have opened a wide passage, and they quickly vent out after eating, and they absorb very little energy, several times more than what others eat.
The two of them lay on the table and regretted the bad things they had done in their lives.
"Hey, if you do business honestly, you won't be like this, maybe it's all developed, and you regret not being at the beginning. ”
"That's right, maybe you and I would have married a daughter-in-law a long time ago. ”
A light shone on the two of them, and their bodies almost recovered, and the two of them checked their bodies and found that they only needed to cultivate today.
"Could it be that the whole of us, he just wants us to be better, yes, it must be so. ”
The two hurriedly knelt on the ground and swore an oath, and Yu Changqing smiled slightly in Snake City.
Medusa next to her looked at Yu Changqing, who was laughing inexplicably, and was a little puzzled.
"What are you laughing at. ”
"You don't understand, Snake City is developing well. ”
Medusa wrapped around Yu Changqing and pinched his shoulders for him.
"That's thanks to you, if it weren't for you, I might have taken another twenty years to do it, and it would take many years to manage it, and no matter how cold-blooded I was in the face of absolute strength, I would become docile. ”
Xia Bing and Su Yi next to him shook their heads.
"Like you, the cold Queen Medusa, how cold you are, and how cold you are not yet a docile little sheep in front of him. ”
Medusa snorted coldly at the two.
"When are you going to leave, I've heard that there is already war going on in some places outside. ”
Yu Changqing took the tea and drank it all.
"I'm going to leave tomorrow, this war is too sudden, there is no fuse, but since it has begun, it can't be stopped, there are not many opportunities. ”
Medusa gently snatched the cup from Yu Changqing's hand.
"You always drink tea in one sip, how can you taste tea, you have to think more about things on the battlefield in the future, otherwise you will suffer a big loss. ”
Yu Changqing nodded, it is true that in addition to his strength advantage, he is not even as calm as a guard in other aspects.
"Thank you for the reminder, otherwise I won't know how to deal with it if I suffer a big loss in the future. ”
Medusa chuckled.
"I want to know more about you, what if I don't look closer. ”
Yu Changqing smiled.
"I'm like a cup of poison, and anyone who wants to understand me will go to the abyss step by step. ”
Without warning, Medusa pushed Yu Changqing to the ground and kissed her.
"Vipers are never afraid of poison, and they are very interested, so let me taste this cup of poison. ”
Yu Changqing didn't know how to answer, according to his own thoughts, monogamy was what he thought.
But according to this world, as long as she has the ability, a woman can have countless male pets, let alone men.
"Maybe it's my problem. ”
Medusa got up and poured a cup of tea.
"I'm here waiting for you to figure it out. ”