The English cow designated by Miracle is neither an English teacher, nor a foreign teacher, or even an English class representative, but a little acquaintance of mixed Chinese and American descent-Ma Yue. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ma Yuexing? She was never the highest scorer on the English test. ”

Miracle sneered: "Is it good to have a high score in English?" It's all dumb English. The high school English test is ...... for Ma Yue How to describe it? It's equivalent to asking a doctoral student to do arithmetic problems for elementary school students, and people are not interested at all, just draw casually. ”

"That's it!" Lu Deng also made sense when he thought about it, her mother is an American, and English is half a native language, so what is there to say badly?

"Sister Miracle, is the replication of knowledge also like a three-point replication, as long as you shake hands?"

Miracle shook his head: "Chinese, mathematics, history, geography, these four subjects, as long as you shake hands, but English is not good, copying English ability is the most difficult, because English is not only for exams, but also to communicate with people with mouths, just shaking hands is difficult to copy, but also ......"

"What else?"

"And kiss to the mouth!"

"Dear...... Mouth? Do you mean 'poo' like a kiss and a kiss? ”

"That's right!"

"That'...... That- how embarrassing is that? ”

"Phew! Are you embarrassed? You're smiling so much that you can see yesterday's dinner! Come on, don't be happy, tomorrow it's easy and then difficult, copy the other four doors, and then you find a way to kiss Ma Yue. ”

……

The junior high school students are the hardest, and they habitually make up classes all day on Sundays, and all the teachers in the senior year are there.

It should be very simple to shake hands with the teacher, first go to the head of the Chinese teaching and research group, the 40-year-old "old pedant".

He didn't teach Lu Deng, and he didn't know Lu Deng, so he shook hands with him, but Lu Deng didn't plan to be polite!

Lu Deng came to the door of the teaching and research room, clicked on the inventory, ate a "magic copy pill", and then pushed the door to enter, and grabbed the hand of the "old scholar" when he entered the door and did not let go: "Oh, Teacher Yi, you are the teacher I admire the most, I heard that you are about to become the vice principal, right?" Congratulations, congratulations. If you become vice principal, the students will be very happy......"

Lu Deng spoke for two or three minutes in the dark, and he felt that thousands of ancient sages and sages were crossed in his mind, and one by one classic ancient books and modern masterpieces were tumbling and stirring in his mind like waves, and he had never been more full and comfortable.

The old scholar was talked by Lu Deng for a long time, and his hand was clenched by him, and finally Lu Deng's hand relaxed, and the old scholar pulled his hand out, held his eyes and asked, "Who are you this child?" I don't know you, and I don't have the surname Yi. ”

Lu Deng looked like he had just woken up from a dream: "Ah, aren't you Teacher Yi Zhongtian?" Oh, I recognized the wrong person, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yes, yes, you are the most knowledgeable pedantic teacher, insist on learning, you are good, I support you, your knowledge is more powerful than Yi Zhongtian! See you later, yes, thank you! ”

Lu Deng walked out of the office, and the pedantic teacher held his eyes and asked his colleagues: "Is my knowledge really stronger than Yi Zhongtian?" What did he thank me for? ”

Thank him for what? No one will know about this issue except Lu Deng himself.

Out of the teaching building, Lu Deng looked up to the sky and laughed three times: "Ha-ha-ha-" The two wild cats by the flower bed were frightened by Lu Deng's shouting and jumped out of the distance, staring at Lu Deng with round eyes and turning their heads to look at Lu Deng. They have to be able to speak, and the lines might look something like this:

The cynical cat said: "These two are ugly and scareless." ”

A good teacher of all trades cat said: "You don't know this, ugly people are weird!" ”

When Lu Deng saw them, he remembered at least one or two dozen poems about cats:

"Wrapped in salt to welcome the little raccoon slave, protect the mountain house and thousands of books. ashamed of the poor family, the cold has no felt to sit and eat without fish";

"Raise a raccoon slave to make war exploits, and the general Xiliu has a family style. A basket of fish is thin, and the four walls are empty";

"The wind swept the rivers and lakes, the rain darkened the village, the sound of the four mountains made the sea waves, the stream firewood was soft and warm, and I and the raccoon slave did not go out";

"Spring is even more pitiful, blaming the gratuitous fish soup. Ringing the golden bell secretly, turning over the mandarin tiles, throwing people around......

Oh my God, I can't stop it with four books and five classics, poetry and songs! Such a strange ancient poem is at your fingertips! Lu Deng wanted to kowtow to himself in the mirror.

Lu Deng looked at the window of the teaching and research room and bowed deeply: "Old pedant, thank you!" Although you are not good at lecturing, you are indeed a knowledgeable person, a person who is detached from low-level interests, a person who is beneficial to the people, and I am that people! ”

"Congratulations to Brother Chou, who has obtained the cultivation of a doctor of literature!"

"Rejoice and rejoice, Sister Miracle, let's go find 'Mathematics Cao', 'Geography Chen', 'History King', 'Clay Man Zhang'......"

"What's the matter with Guan Niren Zhang?"

"It's smooth, haha, let's go!"

At the end of the morning, Lu Deng grabbed the medicine according to the prescription and successfully copied all the knowledge of the four people.

He used to be like a shriveled sponge, but now he has completely become a water-soaked spongeBob SquarePants, and when he shakes it casually, the water that falls on the ground evaporates, leaving behind a water stain that is an ancient text, or a three-dimensional cubic equation. ”

All that remains is to copy Ma Yue's English ability, which is the most difficult! It's not easy to shake her hand, how can you kiss her?

This question stumped Lu Deng, and he passed the plans one by one in his mind, and rejected them one by one.

Or else? walked directly to the door of their classroom and called her, "Ma Yue, come out!" "Wait for her to come out, press it against the wall and kiss it! I'll talk about it after the wall knocks.

Think about it, if you really want to do that, although your English ability can be replicated, I'm afraid your life will be difficult to protect! In less than 3 minutes, Ma Xichuan had to carry a knife to cut himself.

Otherwise, a stick knocked her unconscious, and then artificial respiration, forced kissing? Thinking about it or not, Ma Xichuan has to come out with two knives to cut people!

Otherwise, if she was given 999 roses, maybe she would really kiss herself when she was moved. But when I think about it again, I have a total of 300 yuan left in my pocket, not to mention 999, I can't afford 99 flowers!

What to do?

"Sister Miracle, come out, help me come up with an idea, how can I kiss Ma Yue?"

The miracle did not answer. Lu Deng looked at the tattoo on his arm, the tattooed egg had his eyes closed, his stomach was lying together, and he was sleeping.

Eggs also sleep! Lu Deng smashed her with his fingers: "Hey, Sister Miracle, wake up, help me come up with ideas, how can I kiss Ma Yue?" Help me! ”

The tattoo miracle woke up from his sleep, yawned a long time, and sneered: "Stupid, this kind of thing also needs help, the way depends on your own thinking, the road depends on you, after all, it is a matter between men and women, besides, I am still a child, this kind of thing is inconvenient to intervene!" ”

"Go, go, what are you pretending to be innocent?! You say this is not okay, I find someone to help me play a cliché play, and when he comes home from school at night, I find a friend to pretend to be a bad guy to rob her, and then I am a hero to save the beauty, she is moved, maybe she can kiss me? Will this work? ”

"it! The old routine of the 80s, vulgar! If you're a writer, readers will vomit when they see it! If you are a director, the movie you make is a big hit on the street, no creativity! ”

"And what do you think I'm going to do?"

"You've got to go your own way!"

", ugly goose eggs, go to sleep!"

What to do? Lu Deng felt that he had a big problem.