The spectators walked out of the stadium one after another, and the coaches and players of the two teams entered the players' tunnel. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Lu Deng also walked towards the player's tunnel, and a chubby girl stood in front of him.

Lu Deng was stunned for a moment, he knew girls, that's right, he also wrote love letters when he was hungry.

It was a tragic memory that I will never forget. Lu Deng handed her the love letter that day, she looked at it and said, "I'm sorry, I have someone I like." ”

Lu Deng turned to leave, and the girl stopped him again, and said softly: "Wait, you ...... Haven't asked me who he is? ”

"Who?" Lu Deng was a little excited, could it be me?

The girl grinned: "It's not you anyway." ”

Lu Deng was sad, his face was black, he turned around and was about to leave, and the girl spoke again: "Wait a minute, I still have a word." ”

Lu Deng's heart once again shone with a ray of sunshine. But the girl said, "Even if I don't have someone I like, I can't like you." ”

Then a boy came over, and the girl grabbed the boy's arm and turned around and said, "The toad wants to eat swan meat!" ”

This is a vicious woman, who refused to confess and stabbed people left and right to make people bleed, if Lu Deng hadn't been accustomed to it, he would have to slap the girl flat with a brick.

Swan? Are you a swan? You're a wild duck, and you're still a fat version!

Today, the girl appeared in front of Lu Deng's eyes again, did she still have to stab her?

No, the girl is here to confess.

She shyly handed Lu Deng a piece of paper, and a paragraph was written on the paper: "After watching you play, I think you are very attractive, let's start dating tonight, as long as you date me, I will break up with my boyfriend now." ”

Lu Deng showed a look of surprise and joy on his face: "Really? Great, so let's meet at 8 p.m. by Baohua Lake, I have a gift for you. If you don't see me, you must not leave......"

The girl left happily, and Lu Deng looked at her back and "snorted" and threw the paper into the trash.

The weather forecast says that there will be heavy rain at night, maybe hail, and there is no place to shelter from the rain within three kilometers of Baohua Lake, so you can look through it in the heavy rain.

At this time, Lu Deng's ears jingled and rang chaotically, the virtual screen in front of him flickered, and the numbers in the [Basketball Factor] column flashed wildly, the base was "60", and in the blink of an eye, it jumped to "560".

Suddenly, the number "560" flashed wildly again, and the system let out a cheer, and after the cheers, the number of points changed back to 60, and in the space of the [Item] column, there were 5 more "Magic Replica Pills" - an item was automatically randomly generated every 100 points.

Wow! Lu Deng was about to laugh crazy, and after a ball was played, the basketball factor skyrocketed by 500 points, generating 5 magic copy pills.

The three-point magic skill exchanged for a magical copy pill has made me look like this, 5 copy pills, I can't go to the sky?

However, why are they all copy pills, why can't I come to two "chic and beautiful pills" that make me handsome, it's a pity.

The elf miracle cheered in front of him, and his two big eyes smiled into two crooked crescents: "Congratulations, ugly brother!" ”

"I'm already charming, and I still call me ugly brother, please call me a male god!"

"Boom! It's almost the same to call you a man! ”

"No nonsense! I just beat a high school team, and the basketball factor skyrocketed to 500, so if I beat an NBA star, then I can't make a ton of 'magic replica pills'? ”

"You think beautifully! This time, there are many rewards, because they beat the masters with small and big and stupid, and there are a lot of funny and coincidental basketball reputation points, so there are many rewards. If the opponent is at the same level as you, you can't add so many points. ”

"That's right. I now have 5 Miracle Replica Pills, what am I going to copy? Dribble? Caps? Steals? ……”

"Don't copy anything, these 5 magic copy pills just help you get into college, you have to copy Chinese, mathematics, English and minor subject knowledge and test-taking experience, otherwise you can't add up to 100 points, why go to college?"

"What? Can the magic replica pill still copy these things? It's amazing! Actually, we don't have to copy these things, we can fly directly to the United States, copy the skills of those stars, and I will become a superstar, and what college will I go to? ”

"You don't always want to eat a fat man in one bite, the result of overeating can only be to die! The result of taking a shortcut can only be to fall down the cliff and die! Anyway, you just listen to me. ”

"Listen, of course I listen to you. But your words are not necessarily true, you still say that I can get together with Ma Yue, what is the truth, my head still hurts now, and I was chiseled several chestnuts by my father-in-law Ma Xichuan. ”

Elf hehe Zhile: "Chisel you are light, this ball down, Ma Yue is almost forced by your eyes, replace me, I will kick you to death." Didn't I tell you, calm down and take it one step at a time......

"Forget it, why are you talking so much? Now you have to set a new goal, use five magic copy pills, copy the results of Chinese, mathematics, English and two minor subjects, and then get admitted to the most awesome university and start playing college basketball! ”

"Why do I feel so far away? Can I really go to college? I wasn't ready for it. ”

"Prepare a fart! Let me give you some temptation. Do you know that the beauties on the college campus are like clouds, and the beautiful legs are like forests, and there are more white breasts that are whiter than Li Bai's white breasts, and more white legs that are whiter than Zhao Bai's white legs! ”

"If you say tongue twisters again, I'll whip you. But hehe, I'm going to college! Tell me, who am I looking to copy Chinese, math, and English? ”

"Of course, it's to find the master around you! Who's the best in Chinese, who's the best in foreign languages, and who's the best at math, think about it. ”

"I want to think about it...... Who are the masters around you? Lu Deng touched his chin and thought about it, "If you want to say the most powerful, that is, the representatives of our class." ”

Miracle said: "Don't think about your classmates, think about the teacher'......"

"Teacher? Hey, teacher, I really know one, our foreign language teacher speaks the most foreign language......"

"Miracle pouted, just her? Is it the one with a black mole on the upper lip? She can't speak a foreign language, but it's okay to #meet! ”

Lu Deng looked confused, and he also knew about his private life.

English teachers can't do it, so who else? "By the way, that big-nosed foreign teacher can speak English very well!"

Miracle almost threw up: "Don't mention him!" He came from the British colonial area in Africa, that is, at the level of herding sheep in the suburbs of London, and ran over here to cheat and eat and drink! Forget it, it's not reliable to rely on you to find someone anyway, I'll give you a list. ”

With a wave of his hand, five moving images appeared in front of Lu Deng's eyes, and when he saw the images, Lu Deng was happy.

The first person, the director of the Chinese teaching and research department of the third year of high school, is an 'old pedant', in his 40s, with a 70-year-old bearing, and always looks at people from the top of his eyes.

He doesn't leave his mouth all day long, and "Guwen Guan Zhi" is memorized from front to back, without a single word. "Dream of Red Mansions" goes from back to front, without pause.

Profound knowledge, beautiful calligraphy, but the lecture is not effective, a class of students all lie on the table to sleep, very magical, is one of the unsolved mysteries of Baohua High School.

The second person is a mathematics teacher in the key class of the third year of high school, known as the king of mathematics, surnamed Cao, and known as Cao Tianwang. However, Cao Tianwang is not handsome at all, he has a beard, gives him a snake spear, and plays Zhang Fei without makeup.

The third is a history teacher, surnamed Wang, who has a strange name called "Wang Qi", "seven" is not a ranking, and the name on the ID card is Wang Qi.

Because of this name, no one dared to call him a brother and a brother, for fear of being associated with "Wang Ba".

The fourth is a geography teacher, surnamed Chen, with small eyes. In geography class, you don't have a map, you draw on the blackboard. You can draw a map of China in 5 minutes, and there is no difference between drawing and printing, and you know the latitude and longitude, capital, topography, folk customs and customs of all countries in the world.

The first four are indeed cattle, but when Lu Deng saw the fifth English cattle, he couldn't help but say, "Ahhh Can she too? ”

(I'm going to hit the new book list after the status change, brothers, give me strength.) Voting, Collection, Fast ...... ）