My name is Zhang Xiao, and I have come to the imperial capital!

I have one more name - the village is less!

I don't know who gave me this name? Let me know that he must have beaten him so much that he can't even recognize his parents! I'm going to give him to Silly Leopard for dinner!

At this time, I was sitting alone in the big room, drawing circles and cursing those bastards!

I have come to the imperial capital of Zhangjia! This side branch, which is very unbearable in our eyes, has the power to shake the secular world!

Simply so! Incredible!

That guy, on the afternoon of the day he arrived at Zhang's house, it was a noisy gong and drum, and firecrackers were ringing in unison, and it was almost time for the red flag to be displayed! But 100 people!

The gate of Zhangjia, the golden glazed tiles, the vermilion lacquer gate, and the two white marble lions guarding it, scared the young man, my eyes were dizzy, and a mouthful of thick phlegm blocked my throat!

It's all because the old guy in the village told me all day long what kind of old history the emperor was, so that I thought I had entered the palace!

In the chaotic eyes of the Zhang family with excitement, expectation, confusion, incomprehension, pity, contempt, and indifference, I secretly lucked myself and spit on the threshold impartially with a mouthful of thick phlegm!

Then, in the sluggishness of everyone, I took Teng Ji's little hand and ran quickly into the door and walked towards the hall!

If you don't hurry, how will these people criticize and write?

I don't even have to look at it, Lao Zhang's face must be darker than the bottom of the pot!

When the people from the Zhang side branch come in, in order to welcome the people from my clan, they must slaughter pigs and sheep, and hold a big banquet!

Sitting on a soft stool in the hall, my ass is not panicked! It's so soft! Go back to the village and bring a few to the patriarch!

In the hall comparable to the palace, the Zhang clan people exchanged ears, although they could hear what they said, but they were really not interested!

Nobody pays any attention to me! Suddenly so embarrassing! How can this give my daughter-in-law the opportunity to show my domineering!

Back then, I was a bully in the village who punched the little wolf cub in Nanshan, kicked the black blind man in the north of the village, and no one dared to gasp when I stomped my feet in the ancestral hall!

Lao Zhang hasn't shown up since he came back, and hurriedly ran into the back yard with a few white-bearded old men!

I guess I went to report to the old guys!

But what am I doing here with Teng Ji?

The people on the side branch looked at the two of us, which was really unpleasant!

The hostility that they inexplicably exuded made me want to rush up and hammer them!

Just when I was about to take it anymore, Lao Zhang finally appeared!

He was followed by seven or eight white-bearded old men!

What is this for! Want to fight? When you get to his turf, you want to turn your face?

"Boy, this is a few elders in our clan, you kid be polite!"

I didn't pay attention to these white-bearded old men at all, no matter how big the seniority is, can there be the second master in the village?

But I suddenly remembered that when I was a child, the second uncle taught me to read and write, be polite and honest, and I really couldn't ignore others in the face of a few grandfathers. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Eat people with a soft mouth, take people with short hands! Who made me in someone's land?

"You're the son of Cheng Jun? Good boy, good looking! ”

"yes, not bad! It's so big! Much better than us old immortals! ”

"You guys don't die, and the iron pillar of the family is a guest, so you just stare at it! Hurry up, let's eat meat and drink! ”

"Hahaha, good!"

These old guys don't seem to be low in kung fu! All of them are gray-haired, and they can still walk like flying, and the sound is like a bell! It's all big cloves of garlic!

What do you mean by that? To be old and not die is to be a thief! One by one, they are more cunning than foxes!

It's all a thousand-year-old fox, what are you playing with me and chatting!

Pulling up Teng Ji's little hand, taking a figure-eight step, flicking his thigh, the master walked!

Lao Zhang reluctantly followed behind me and greeted those envious, jealous and hateful eyes for me!

Why be jealous? Master won't tell you!

I sat at a dining table with seven or eight white-bearded old men, and the familiar left and right Dharma protectors around me: Teng Ji and Lao Zhang!

This room is also very large, but it lacks the splendor of the outside hall, and it is more calm and atmospheric!

The table of red sandalwood, the collapse of huanghuali! Blue and white rice bowl Xuande furnace! It's all old stuff!

This side branch seems to have saved a lot of things!

If this had been left in the village, the patriarch would have split this wood a long time ago! Cook over the fire!

"Iron pillar, there are no outsiders here! A few of us old fellows are from the clan! A lot of words can be said without scruples. Uncle Zhongshan's body is still tough, isn't it? ”

It's okay, it's okay, I can't die! You can still fight!

This white-bearded old man, why can't you understand that I am eating? The second uncle taught me to cherish food!

People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry!

It's flying on the iron pimple again, and it's running on the iron pimple again! I'm dizzy and dizzy from hunger!

This Zhang's food is really good, flying in the sky and swimming in the water, but the taste is a little worse!

You have to eat it, too! How can you have the strength to fight without eating! The patriarch and uncle have said that this time they will come out and fight!

I'm eating with a mouth full of oil, and a bunch of old guys are dumbfounded! But after a while, they all laughed again!

"Tiezhu, you eat, I say you listen! I am the contemporary patriarch of the Zhang family in the capital, my name is Zhang Mutong! It is the 66th generation of the family of the descendants of the wooden characters! In addition to Chenghai, a Chengzi generation here, several of our old guys are all wooden characters! The specific situation of your visit to the outside world this time, the patriarch has already told Cheng Hai what to do! There are some things I have to tell you today, you have to remember! The patriarch dictated, Zhang Xiao, the 68th generation descendant of the Zhang family, will be the young patriarch of the Zhang family from now on! Succeed to the throne as soon as you return to your own clan! ”

Ahem...... Ahem, choke me!

Give me water!

Teng Ji picked up the water and gave it to me to drink, and I was relieved!

What a young patriarch! What is the patriarch going to do!

I can't even eat!

With a wipe of my sleeve, I immediately turned around and stared at this old guy named Zhang Mutong!

Say it! What's going on? Why don't I know! Don't give me a satisfactory answer, I don't mind demolishing this broken place!

I deliberately let the momentum of the star master go! The whole room suddenly seemed a little depressed!

Maybe the pressure was too much, and the stools under the old guys' butts all squeaked weirdly! And then shatter under the ass of the crowd!

The sitting posture of a few old guys hasn't changed at all!

"Yes, he has become a star master at such a young age! You're better than when you were in the army! ”

"Yes! If it weren't for the fact that a few of our old guys didn't usually drop their craft, we would have to break our butts and squat today! ”

"Hahaha, this kid is not bad!"

I don't know what you old guys are talking about!

In my incredible eyes, several old guys and Zhang Chenghai all stood up, and then they bent down and saluted me!

"See the young patriarch!"

I'll go! You don't have to play so big! I'll just eat you guys!

What age is this! Although I have never been in contact with the outside world in the village, I also know that seeing people to worship is the old yellow calendar!

I jumped to my feet at once! Help a couple of old guys!

This is unacceptable! Although I was a little stunned, boy, I also know that the elders and the young are inferior!

If the second uncle knew that I let a few grandparents worship me, then he would definitely throw me into the mountains!

"Tiezhu, only a few of us here know your identity, although the Zhang family in the capital is big, there is also a close and distant family. Those juniors outside are not included in the family tree, and many people rely on the scenery of our old immortals to become rich men! So even if you are in this home, you have to keep it as secret as possible, and you can't easily show your kung fu! In the future, your Uncle Chenghai will be close to you to protect you! There are a few other adult children in the family, but there are also a few decent ones who are working for the current country and doing their best. When you come to the secular world, you should adapt to this world as soon as possible! If you have any questions, please find Chenghai, we fully support you! It's up to you how you go in the future! ”

Thank you, Grandpa! I will integrate into this society as soon as possible!

"A few uncles, we are patronizing the iron pillar, you forgot to give the iron pillar daughter-in-law a meeting gift!"

The dinner that was about to end was mentioned by Zhang Chenghai again, and I remembered Teng Ji, who had been silently with me since I entered the house!

Watching Teng Ji put down her job bowl and sit quietly in place, probably because of crampedness and shyness, her little face was a little red! There is still a grain of rice in the corner of her mouth, maybe she didn't even pay attention to it!

This group of old guys still wants to beat my daughter-in-law's doctrine! No way!

Glaring at Zhang Chenghai, that guy was actually eating at this time!

Okay, you wait for me! You can't beat me anyway!

Of course my daughter-in-law will introduce me!

I pulled Teng Ji up, reached out and wiped the rice grains from the corner of her mouth, I don't want this little girl to know what's wrong, the closer my hand is to her, the lower her head is! It's almost in the chest!

Don't move, wipe the rice grains for you!

"Ah, where? Nothing. ”

Little Nizi is like a rabbit and is startled!

Don't move!

I finally wiped off that grain of rice! I also touched Teng Ji's face! So slippery and tender!

I turned to look at the old guys, only to find that they were all looking around!

A few old men, this is my daughter-in-law! Zhang Tengji! We've been engaged for three days!

"Uh-huh, good, good girl!"

"Uh-huh, yes, good! Hurry up and get married! ”

A few old things are as old as the second uncle! How old am I, I will get married!

They were laughing and scurrying around, but no one knew that my arm was numb from Teng Ji's pinching!

"It's all your fault!"

Teng Ji's face seemed to be even redder!

We're done! Where to stay?

"You come with me!"

I don't know when Zhang Chenghai arrived by his side, he won't pick up food?

Teng Ji and I were taken to Nuoda's room, which was the size of my small courtyard!

Although it is not splendid, it has a very bookish atmosphere!

"This is where Cheng Jun lived before, now you and Teng Ji live! There is a computer in the house, you can learn! If you don't understand anything and don't know anything, just look for me! You two get some rest early, I'll go back! ”

Well, thank you, Uncle Hai!

Uncle Hai, who had already turned around, suddenly froze in place, and then strode away!

At that moment, I distinctly heard a choked cry!

I don't know why? Suddenly began to call him Uncle Hai!

Teng Ji sat on the stool with a red face, not knowing what she was thinking?

Why don't you sleep? It's been a day, flying around, aren't you tired?

"Just one bed! The two of us! ”

Teng Ji's voice was small, but I could hear it!

One look at the big bed in the room, although it is huge! There really is only one!

It's okay, you sleep in bed, I'll learn from that computer, and see more of the outside world! I'm used to practicing, so it's okay to sleep on that big bench! You see, this stool is softer than the bed at home!

I walked over to the bed, where there was a two-foot-wide bench! Pressed, enough for me to sleep!

I walked to the desk, ready to study these outside things early, and Teng Ji went to take a shower alone!

On the desk, there is a computer manual very carefully, with my talent of ten years old to get through the second pulse of Ren Du, I can remember it after reading it!

I'll finish watching a bowl of tea, and then I'll get on the machine!

Turn on the computer and wait for the desktop mentioned in the book to appear, but it's quite fast!

The desktop is very neat, and all the programs are placed in a very regular manner, which is a bit similar to my personality! Could it really be my cheap daddy's use?

I found the search function and started looking for the iron bumps, and the things I saw in the barracks.

Suddenly a scream rang out, and there was a heavy landing sound!

The sound comes from the bathroom!

I rushed straight into the bathroom! Then I saw Teng Ji who fell to the ground!