Chapter 6 A Breath of Fresh Water in the Pretending Realm
It turns out that those planes are so valuable!
Hundreds of millions! That's enough for our village to spend for hundreds of years?
It doesn't seem right, our village doesn't cost money!
There are many gold, silver, copper, and iron lumps in the mountains north of the village! It's useless!
I sat at my desk and stared at the computer watching the morning news, which I learned last night!
Teng Ji went to take a bath last night, but he didn't use the bathtub in this house, the water was too hot, and he ran out again, slipped under his feet, and fell to the ground!
Thankfully, there were no falls! bumped into it, the second uncle and the eldest lady may not know how to clean me up!
However, when I got to the bathroom, I found that Teng Ji was not dressed!
And then there's Teng Ji's second scream!
Don't scream, I'll help you up! See if you have fallen?
Teng Ji's neck is red! Sit on the edge of the tub and let me look at my body!
Pity me for living for seventeen years, and in a short time the nosebleed came out!
Then the two of us took a shower together!
In Teng Ji's words, they are all engaged! I have seen it all, and I am not afraid!
I thought my happy life was about to begin!
There is a gentle daughter-in-law, and someone sends the plane! I was called the young patriarch! From now on, I will go to the top of my life!
The days when you have to drink a bowl of porridge and throw it away!
The result was that I was kicked out of bed by Teng Ji!
Watching her kick me down with one move to hang the golden bell upside down, I remembered that Teng Ji, as a member of the ancient clan, should also be good at martial arts!
I ignored one problem and started another tragedy!
"Tiezhu, in fact, I know martial arts! You also know that the elders of the clan will be forced to learn from an early age. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info I came to your village to find you this time, and I was able to get rid of those old guys. I just didn't expect you to be such a person! It's not what I imagined! ”
How is it different?
I looked outside at Teng Ji, this little girl was eating with a bun, lying on the desk facing me, the pink white meat and the deep ravine, my uncompetitive nose! Bleeding again!
"Hahahaha, sample, you are so unlucky!"
I gagged my nose with a tissue, and in exchange for Teng Ji's flowers, it was indeed Teng Ji's flower branches.
What else do you have to tell me? You have been so quiet and gentle these days, are you really willing to marry me?
"I'm serious! Although you are a big guy, but you are a really good person, and you always protect me all the time, since you have already been married, why don't you marry you? ”
Looking at Teng Ji's serious expression, I laughed, and then the tissue that blocked my nose fell, and the blood flowed out again!
"That's not right! Do you want to marry me? Everyone showed it to you last night, and you touched it! Are you not responsible! ”
Seeing that Teng Ji looked like she was about to cry, and she looked pitiful again, I quickly stood up and hugged her and comforted her.
How could the master not be responsible! Hehe, you can be my daughter-in-law with peace of mind!
"Well, let's go out for a walk in a moment! Haven't seen anything out there yet! ”
Good! Go out after breakfast! Teng Ji, what level of kung fu is you?
"Hee-hee, don't tell you! La-la-la! ”
Xiao Nizi went to change her clothes, and I was ready to change my clothes and accompany Teng Ji to see the outside world!
Last night, I made up for the outside world overnight, and that search engine is really easy to use, you can do whatever you want! It's so convenient, don't want it!
Teng Ji's clothes are already ready in the closet! It's a good fit, that's the benefit of a big family, right?
Speaking of clothes, I remembered that the colorful clothes of other people's troops are called camouflage uniforms! The soft stool is called a sofa, and it also has a massage function!
Later, I searched for massage, and I knew what great health care is! It turns out that massage is that! If I go for a massage, I guess Teng Ji will kick me to death!
I knew in one night how many jokes I had ever made! But what does it matter!
"Let's go! Hurry up! ”
Teng Ji, who had finished changing her clothes, stood in front of me and couldn't recognize it! A short black skirt, a simple short-sleeved top, and a pair of white flat shoes on her feet! What catches the eye is the pair of white and tender thighs! Because of the perennial martial arts practice, Teng Ji has no fat on his thighs at all! It's straight!
How so? It's the goddess level!
I see people on the Internet saying that beauty is a goddess!
Teng Ji and I went out! As soon as I walked out of the room, I shouted Uncle Hai's name because I couldn't find out where he lived!
In my surprised eyes, Uncle Hai walked out of the room opposite me! That face is much darker than the bottom of the pot!
Suddenly, my arm was twisted again, and I noticed that Teng Ji's face was red again!
Wrong! The old guy lives across from me, so Teng Ji screamed so loudly last night, why didn't anyone look at us!
I give Uncle Hai a big white eye!
Uncle Hai, Teng Ji and I want to go out and have a look, this imperial capital should have everything, right?
"Well, you two don't know each other, I'll accompany you two!"
No! I've learned how to use a computer! Rest assured! I'm just asking you, how do we get out? Also, I don't have any money!
"Come with me! The driver at home will drive you around! You don't have to worry about money, I have a red card here, you take it, just swipe it! You get the idea, right? ”
Uncle Hai's black face looked at me with questioning, and I wanted to punch him!
I'll use it! Rest assured! How much money is in this card?
"I don't know! You can use it! It should be enough to spend! Enough to call me. ”
Kindness? Calling you? What about the phone?
"What a brain! I forgot! You'll wait for me! ”
After Uncle Hai finished speaking, he strode back to the room, and I handed the card in my hand to Teng Ji! I know about bank cards! I haven't used it, I won't use it, that's a fact!
I'm skeptical about whether there's any money in this red card!
Teng Ji took the card and stuffed it into his chest! I'm so scared that my old face is red!
Don't mind, daughter-in-law, you can't put it like this! If you don't have a pocket, I'll pretend it!
Uncle Hai ran out, holding two mobile phones, it seems to be very careful, Teng Ji and I are one by one!
"Two phones, one for each of you! It contains my number and my family number! Picked up throughout the day! Don't forget to call if you have something! Tiezhu: Have you learned to use a mobile phone? ”
As for doubting me so much? Master, I have already opened up the second vein of the governor! What a memorable kung fu, that's a must!
snatched the mobile phone in Uncle Hai's hand, and I pulled Teng Ji out of the hall! An iron pimple has already been parked at the door! What is it called stupid death! I heard that this broken name is selling quite hot!
The emperor is blocked! Cars in front and rear! Looking at the winding traffic, I was speechless! This is the imperial capital of our China? Not as fast as in our village!
I knew I would have come out on a plane like this!
Looking at my helpless face, Teng Ji sat on the side and fiddled with her new mobile phone! I heard that it is the hottest fruit 7 right now! Many people sell their kidneys and sell their bodies just to buy it!
What's there? As for it? I couldn't move back and forth when I was stuck in the traffic, so I took out my phone and fiddled with it!
"Husband, do you know how you are different from the husband in my heart?"
Ahem, ahem,、、、、 ahem, husband? Teng Ji, what are you calling me?
I stared at Teng Ji, my face full of incredulity!
"Husband! What else is it called? Iron pillars? Don't you want to be responsible for your mother again! ”
Teng Ji's eyes are bigger than mine!
I'll go, the old lady is out! Did I know something?
I said Teng Ji, now people don't call me husband anymore! That's what you can call in our clan! But now it's popular to call her husband! And husband is the same meaning! You can call me husband from now on!
"Well, you haven't said that you don't want to be responsible again?"
Oops, I'll go! What kind of iniquity have I made? Imperial capital, you give me back that gentle Teng Ji!
I didn't say I wasn't responsible!
"Young Master, where are we going?"
Where to go for good food! It's almost noon! Wait until lunch and then go to that Sanlitun, 798 or something.
"Okay! Let's go to Houhai! There's a lot to eat there! ”
"You haven't answered me yet! Don't want to change the topic, is it responsible for the old lady? ”
Charge! Charge! That's a must be responsible! Don't worry, Teng Ji.
"Then you say, do you know what's wrong with you?"
What's bad? Master, can I be such a perfect person? Those old guys in the family can't beat me!
"Look at you, that's not good! Look like the boss all day long, you are the second one! The husband in my heart wants Wen to be able to put pen to peace in the world, and martial arts to ride a horse to determine the world! That's the great husband in the world! ”
What about me? What am I like?
"You're a reckless man! Fight and kill all day long! You stupid, you don't know how to learn to use your brain! ”
Well, you win!
Teng Ji, in fact, I can write poetry! Do you want to listen to it?
I looked at Teng Ji with a wicked smile, my head getting closer and closer to her, the scent of her body penetrating into my nostrils, and I could feel a stream of heat flowing out of my nose.
"Tell me about it!"
Listen up!
The boy is determined to go out of the country,
Determined to serve the country on the border.
Difficult and bumpy road,
Looking back on the vicissitudes of the past 17 years.
Wasted time without showing the wind and clouds,
Empty is born with an eight-foot body.
Loyal to the country Rong Ma Sheng,
The smoke of gunfire and the flames of war are resentful.
100,000 Banner Soldiers' Orders,
How many times do you have to look for it in this life?
The horizontal knife immediately succeeded in the heroic,
The storm is rising, and the sky is fighting!
Cranipod wolf smoke fields all over the place,
Life is like a dream and a song.
Why bury bones,
Life is everywhere!
In fact, this was forced by the second uncle to write it a few years ago, and now I still have a sense of pride when I read it!
Teng Ji beside him was already stunned!
Hey, Teng Ji, what do you think?
"Ah, ah, it's okay, you wrote this? So powerful? It turns out that my husband is also Wen Wushuangquan? Hmph, now it's up to you guys! ”
Listening to Teng Ji talking to herself on the side, although I can hear it, it's better to have more than less!
"Young Master, it's here! This hotel is our family's property, you and your wife will have lunch here! ”
Yes, okay!
Looking at the luxuriously decorated hotel in front of me, I thought that it was the Zhang family's industry, so could I get this to my name!
I smiled and waited for Teng Ji to get out of the car!
Old man, park the car and eat with us! We are waiting for you at the door!
"No need, young master, I'm familiar with the hotel, you can rest assured!"
Well, well!
Holding Teng Ji's little hand, I walked to the hall with figure-eight steps!
The two neat rows of little girls at the door, dressed in clothes that showed their white thighs, bowed neatly to us.
"Welcome!"
I'll go! Is that a big steamed bun with white flowers? What a deep ditch!
I didn't even feel Teng Ji pinching my arm, nor her angry eyes! The whole person is immersed in dozens of big steamed buns with white flowers!
Two streams of red heat flowed down my nostrils!
It's so uncompromising! Even the lower abdomen has a reaction!
"If you don't go, I'll go! I'm not ashamed of you here! ”
Teng Ji walked into the hall with her little arms flailed! The little girls at the door who held back their laughter and couldn't laugh was so funny!
I quickly left the bloody scene and ran into the hall to chase Teng Ji!