Chapter 67
Sun Wukong said: "Otherwise, what will happen?"
The edict didn't dare to make eye contact with him, lowered his head, sweat oozed from his forehead, and said, "Otherwise...... This one...... Well......" gritted his teeth violently and said, "Buddha, don't embarrass Xiaoxian." If you are let in, the Jade Emperor will blame you, and if you take it to the execution table and strike it with the Heavenly Thunder God Axe, you will be destroyed, and you will not be able to live anymore......"
Sun Wukong was originally just scaring and scaring him, how could he really care about him? He grinned and said: "Don't be afraid, little official, when Lao Sun meets the Jade Emperor, what he wants to say is exactly the same as that of the Antarctic Immortal." He will blame you, and his own grandson will bear it for you!"
The edict official was stunned, thought for a moment, and said, "In this case, please ask the Buddha to wait here for a while, and let me go in and say goodbye." ”
Sun Wukong said loudly: "Old Sun is in a hurry, and he can't wait for a moment, so I'll go in." As he spoke, he rushed over.
Seeing that the edict official had a sad face and a helpless look, Wei Changtian couldn't help laughing, walked up to him and whispered: "Brother, fortunately, my master is in a good mood today, otherwise if you stop him so stupidly, he will be angry, maybe he will pull out an iron rod from his ears and eyes and hit you on the head...... For the sake of our fellow practitioners, I would like to give you a sentence: wherever you are an official, you must be flexible and your head turn faster...... Do you understand, I'm leaving!" waved his hand and followed Sun Wukong into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
The edict looked at his back blankly, frowned, and muttered, "Your eyelids are flexible, and your head is turning fast?...... Oh...... Well......" seems to understand something, but seems to be a little ignorant and confused.
Sun Wukong walked forward quickly, entered the door of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and saw the Jade Emperor with a solemn face, sitting upright in the imperial chair, the Antarctic Immortal Weng sat down on the left side of the head, and there was a row of immortal officials standing behind him, and opposite the immortal officials was a member of the god general wearing armor. He waved at the Jade Emperor and shouted: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, I haven't seen you for a long time!
The immortal officials and generals on both sides of the hall saw that Sun Wukong suddenly broke in, and called the Jade Emperor "Lao'er" without concealment, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, and said in their hearts: "How did this unruly monkey come?" Seeing that he was followed by a young man, I don't know who the immortal was, and his face showed surprise.
When Wei Changtian first ascended to the Heavenly Realm, he was originally full of excitement, but as soon as he entered the Heavenly Palace, he felt a little lifeless, and when he entered the Lingxiao Palace, he saw that all the Immortal Palace gods were all tense, and his interest was greatly reduced, and he secretly thought: "You immortals are not too interesting! Anyway, I am a guest with the master, even if you don't get up and applaud and welcome, you don't have to be so angry, it's like someone owes you money and doesn't pay it back." Fuck me!"
It turned out that after the Antarctic Immortal Weng left Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, he drove the clouds to the sky to meet the Jade Emperor, explaining the fact that the demons were in trouble. The Jade Emperor experienced the battle of immortals and demons back then, and still remembers that the demon venerable led the demons to attack the heavens all the way. Just as they were talking about the critical place, Sun Wukong broke in and interrupted them.
This Jade Emperor was originally quite jealous of Sun Wukong, but now that he knows that he has won the Buddha's position, he doesn't dare to provoke easily, so he laughed and said: "You monkey has become a Buddha, and you are not good at participating in Zen and chanting, why did you come to my Lingxiao Treasure Palace?"
Sun Wukong pointed to the guide pole immortal Weng and said: "Lao Sun has nothing to do but go to the treasure hall, and the things he wants to say are the same as those of the old man in Antarctica, and it is also the matter of those demons." ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng slowly stood up and said with a smile: "Fighting to defeat the Buddha, have you traveled all over the ten continents and three islands?"
Sun Wukong jumped on the chair he was sitting on, scratched his hands together, and said: "I've walked all over, but I'm going late, the four immortal continents of Changzhou, Shengzhou, Fenglin Continent, and Jugu Continent have been destroyed by demons, and most of the immortals on the island have been killed by demons." ”
As soon as he said this, all the immortals present were shocked. The Jade Emperor suddenly stood up and said in a trembling voice: "This ...... Is this true?"
Sun Wukong said: "Nonsense, if you don't believe it, you can send clairvoyance to check outside the Nantian Gate." ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng sighed: "What the Buddha said about fighting to defeat the Buddha is definitely true. Since those demons even dare to invade Guanyin's Luojia Mountain, what about the other immortal islands?" suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked, "I don't know what happened to my Penglai Island?"
Sun Wukong said: "Although there is nothing to do now, I don't dare to say it later." Those demons are in a hurry, and they may attack your fairy island at any time. ”
The Antarctic Immortal nodded, "That's what I said." Worried about the safety of Penglai Immortal Island, where he lived, he turned to the Jade Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, Xiandao is in danger at hand, and I can't stay here longer." I'll go back to the island to meet up with the two immortal brothers, Fu and Lu, and then contact the immortal friends on other islands to jointly defend against the attack of demons. ”
The Jade Emperor was upset in his heart, said "um", waved his hand, and said, "Immortal Weng please go." If the demon is strong and you can't resist it, you will come to the heavens to inform you, and I will immediately send the heavenly soldiers and gods to the lower realm to help. ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng thanked him, said goodbye to the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, hurriedly walked out of the South Heavenly Gate, and went back to Penglai Island.
The Jade Emperor sat down and muttered, "The birth of the Demon Venerable is really a big disaster. Alas, the Heavenly Palace is worried, the Three Realms are worried......! What should I do?......"
Wei Changtian said in his heart: "The bigger the official, the more he thinks his life is short, you old boy is the emperor of the gods, just look at your nest face, you know that you are greedy for life and afraid of death." ”
The Tai Bai Xing flashed out on the side, and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, although the Demon Venerable was born again, there are immortals with high mana in my immortal realm, such as the Buddha and Guanyin Master, and they can be safe." ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Having said that, but don't forget, although there were great manas such as Rulai and Guanyin in my immortal realm back then, if it wasn't for the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' who sacrificed himself to subdue the demons, it is unknown who will win or lose the battle of immortals and demons." Alas, now that the Demon Venerable is out, but the Immortal Venerable is no longer there, what do you say?"
All the immortals and gods will look at me, I will look at you, and they are thinking about how to deal with it in their hearts, and there is silence in the Lingxiao Palace.
Wei Changtian had heard the name of "Bliss Immortal Venerable" more than once, and his heart moved, and he couldn't help but say: "What are you afraid of! Although there is no 'Bliss Immortal Venerable', there is my master's 'Fighting to Defeat the Buddha'." My master is invincible, invincible, and invincible all over the world, so he should be no worse than the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' you said. ”
Sun Wukong since the battle of the Heavenly Palace, all the immortals in the heavenly realm know, but at that time, when it comes to mana, Sun Wukong is far inferior to Rulai, compared to Guanyin, and now it has been more than a thousand years since he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and no one among the immortals can figure out how much his mana cultivation has improved, but he has to compare him with the "Bliss Immortal Venerable" in the past, but no one is convinced.
Sun Wukong knew it in his heart, and he was not angry, he just squatted in the chair of the Antarctic fairy before, scratching his ears and cheeks, and giggling.
The Jade Emperor stared at Wei Changtian carefully, only to feel that this young man's face was extremely familiar, and beckoned: "Are you the junior disciple of the monkey collection?" Come on, come on, come closer, let me take a closer look at you." ”
Wei Changtian stepped forward as he said. The Jade Emperor looked him up and down for a long time, frowned, and said, "Why is it so similar to ......?"
Wei Changtian smiled and continued: "It's like 'Bliss Immortal Venerable', right?"
The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Yes, the appearance is similar, and the speech and demeanor are quite similar...... Hey, you also know the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable'?"
Wei Changtian said: "Hehe, you are not the first one who says that I am like a 'Bliss Immortal Venerable'. ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Well, then I came to ask you, who is your surname, when and where did you cultivate the Immortal Dao?"
Wei Changtian said: "My name is Wei Changtian. I have never cultivated the way of immortals you are talking about, I have never cultivated them at all! I used to learn some things by mistake, and I learned some from Lu Laodao, and the master of 'fighting to defeat the Buddha' taught me a lot...... In this way, you will become an immortal in a foolish manner. ”
The Jade Emperor thought that since ancient times, a person who has cultivated the truth has to go through thousands of tribulations before he can reach the immortal realm, and listening to the young man in front of him, his road to becoming an immortal is easy, and he was surprised, and then thought: "Could it be that the number of days is like this, secretly helping him escape the catastrophe and achieve the immortal path?" Or is it that the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' has a spirit, knowing that the Demon Venerable and the demons will be born, so he entrusts his soul to this young man to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons and help me?"
Sun Wukong squinted sideways, and saw that the Jade Emperor was dazed, as if he was thinking about something, so he jumped down from the chair, walked to his side, and said: "Jade Emperor, my apprentice has just ascended to the heavenly court, and you are not only the leader of the heavenly realm, but also the elder of the immortal realm, so you should give him some meeting gifts." ”
The Jade Emperor came back to his senses and said in astonishment: "Meet the gift......? What kind of greeting gifts?"
Sun Wukong said: "For example, send a few treasures and seal an official...... Whatever you want, it depends on whether your Jade Emperor is a little childish. ”
The Jade Emperor smiled: "You monkey, you have become a Buddha, but you are still like a scoundrel, and you have to ask me for a reward for your apprentice." Hehe, but you apprentice I like it very much, let me think about what to reward him...... "The reason why he said this, of course, is to take care of Sun Wukong's face, but more importantly, it is for his own throne, thinking that now that the demon is born, the Three Realms will be in chaos, if the demon attacks the heavens, with the power of the immortals, soldiers and gods, I don't know if they can resist it, this Sun Wukong's mana is strong, he can take charge alone, and when the heavenly court is in danger, he can be invited to help. Although this move cannot be said to be "breaking the fortune and eliminating the disaster", it also has the same meaning.
Wei Changtian had heard several immortals say that the "Bliss Immortal Venerable" was a person, and he admired him in his heart, and when he heard that the master and apprentice had asked for a reward for him, and the Jade Emperor had also agreed, he said: "Since I am an immortal, it is useless to ask for gold, silver and jewelry, so you might as well make me an official." ”
The Jade Emperor said happily: "What kind of official do you want to be?"
Wei Changtian said: "You say that I am like a "Bliss Immortal Venerable", since he has already died, this son is also empty, so it is better to reward me for it." ”
The Jade Emperor thought to himself: "'Bliss Immortal Venerable' was a name I made indiscriminately back then, and it was a false name with no power or power, if you want it, of course I don't have any opinion." He said slowly: "Your age is younger than the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' back then, and you have no merits, it is not appropriate to call the 'Immortal Venerable', and I am afraid that the immortals will not accept it...... In this way, I will first crown you as a 'Bliss Immortal', and in the future, when you have merit in eliminating demons and defending the Dao, you will be crowned as a 'Bliss Immortal'. I have also given you the privilege of being free from the rules of heaven to enter and leave the heavenly court at will, and to sit on an equal footing with the immortals. As he spoke, he ordered one of the fairies next to him to give Wei Changtian a pass token.
Sun Wukong slapped his palms and smiled: "Okay, good, Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are really generous this time! I think when Lao Sun was the Monkey King, he never received such respectful treatment." ”
When Wei Changtian took the token and looked at it, he saw that it looked like gold and not gold, and the yellow light was dazzling, and he didn't know what it was made of, so he thanked him, put it into his arms casually, and said in his heart: "Immortal is immortal, what is still small?" Well, his grandmother's, Xiaoxian is Xiaoxian, and it sounds good. "Hehe" smiled, took over Sun Wukong's words, and said: "Now that the identity of an apprentice is respected, doesn't your face as a master also shine?"
The Jade Emperor said happily: "Yes! Yes, what Xiaoxian said is reasonable! Sun Monkey, you are now in the Buddha position, and your rank in the immortal world is the first class, are you still not satisfied?"
Sun Wukong said: "Jade Emperor, Lao Sun is satisfied with everything, but there is one ......"
The Jade Emperor was stunned: "What?"
Sun Wukong said: "You stand up first, and then Lao Sun can tell you." ”
The Jade Emperor wondered in his heart, thinking that I can't say it while I am sitting, why do you have to stand up? ”
Sun Wukong grinned, twisted his waist slightly, sat down in the imperial chair where the Jade Emperor was sitting, patted his legs and laughed: "Lao Sun just wants to sit on your seat for a few years and play the majesty of the emperor." Well, this royal chair is soft and comfortable, I said why are you reluctant to come down. "Cough" and "cough" twice, cleared his throat, looked left and right, and said loudly: "Taishang Laojun, Tai Baixing, the two old chatters come over to see the new master......"
Seeing this, all the immortals shook their heads with a wry smile. The Jade Emperor stood beside him like a wooden stake, crying and laughing.
Tai Bai Xing kept glancing at Sun Wukong, and shouted in a low voice: "Monkey, come down, come down! Is that where you are sitting?" Sun Wu glanced at him, raised his head, and looked to the sky, but he didn't see it.
Wei Changtian saw that the master was making trouble, and he was also childlike, rushed up two steps, knelt on the ground, and shouted: "Long live the master, long live, long live!"
Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and said with a grin: "Good apprentice, flat body! flat body! haha......"
Wei Changtian kowtowed a few times, his eyes were slanted, and he saw that the Jade Emperor's forehead was oozing sweat, and his expression was extremely embarrassed, and he couldn't help but move in his heart: "I have such a troublesome way with my master, the old boy emperor is about to lose it." Well, I will have to live in heaven in the future, and I will rely on him in many places, so I will help him. ”
Thinking of this, he said to Sun Wukong, who was still playing in the throne: "Master, although the emperor's seat is comfortable to sit on, the emperor is not good......!
Before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong had already jumped down from the royal chair and said: "Lao Sun is just joking, how can he really rob this son? Jade Emperor Lao'er, Lao Sun is not uncommon with this son, you should sit by yourself." It's better to be a leisurely immortal, play in the mountains and rivers, eat, drink, and be free......"
The Jade Emperor settled down, slowly sat back in the chair, and felt much more down-to-earth. If Sun Wukong has been sitting on his throne, he will only have to stare helplessly.
The Lingxiao Treasure Hall was originally the place where the Jade Emperor met his ministers, sacred and solemn, and the power of the Jade Emperor was not allowed to be blasphemed, but after Sun Wukong made such a fuss, the atmosphere in the hall seemed to have changed. Seeing that the Jade Emperor's face was not good, the immortals knew that it was because of Sun Wukong, and they were worried that he would be angry with themselves, so they lowered their heads and lowered their eyebrows one by one, holding their breath, and they didn't dare to take a breath.
Wei Changtian had the intention to make a round, and when he saw that the Jade Emperor was sitting firmly, he also kowtowed to him and knelt down for him, and shouted a few "long live" respectfully, and said loudly: "My master is a Buddha, standing and sitting is like a Buddha, without the appearance of an emperor." Jade Emperor, you are an emperor, no matter you sit or stand, you have the power of an emperor, no matter how you look at it, you look like an emperor. Ha, I wish Master's mana to get higher and higher, and I wish the position of the Jade Emperor to be more and more imprisoned!"
Sun Wukong said: "Apprentice, don't you know, Lao Sun also called the king on Huaguo Mountain, he was really majestic for a while, why didn't he have the appearance of an emperor? If I was originally promoted to 'Fight to Defeat the Buddha', the intention was to borrow my mana to deter demons and protect the peace of the Three Realms......"
Wei Changtian slapped his palms vigorously and said, "Yes, now that the demons are here, Master, you want to keep the Three Realms safe, but you have to be busy." However, the demon is powerful and very powerful, Master, no matter how heroic you are, I am afraid that you will not be able to defeat four hands with two fists. The Jade Emperor is the leader of the Heavenly Realm Immortals, and he has a large number of soldiers. As long as the two of us join hands and work together to deal with the demons, we will definitely be able to beat them to the ground and throw away their armor, fart, cry and cry for their mother, and ...... their crotch."
He "made a chapter", and the more he talked about it, the more vulgar it became, and some immortal officials and gods couldn't help laughing, and laughed out loud. Then he felt that something was wrong, and he was busy covering his mouth again. The Jade Emperor finally showed a smile on his face.
Sun Wukong said: "Lao Sun is used to being alone, and he can fight monsters with or without help." However, if there is a problem in the heavenly court, it is incumbent on Lao Sun to come to help. ”
The Jade Emperor's heart was relieved, and he hurriedly said: "There is the saying of 'fighting to defeat the Buddha', coupled with the efforts of the immortals and priests everywhere to resist the enemy, why is the Heavenly Palace worried?
Wei Chang Tianxin said: "Hehe, just now I was talking about 'Heavenly Palace is worried, the Three Realms is worried', but at this time, it has become 'Heavenly Palace, Three Realms is worried', you old boy emperor changes quickly." It's just that although my master is powerful, the demon side is not weak, so there are still some 'worries'. ”
The Jade Emperor already had a good impression of Wei Changtian, and he was even more grateful for the embarrassing situation he had solved in just a few words, thought about it, and said loudly: "Little Immortal...... By the way, it's time to call you 'Blissful Fairy'. Well, Bliss Fairy, I'm happy today, so I'll reward you with some more treasures......"
Wei Changtian said: "Forget it, I still have hundreds of thousands of taels of gold, silver and jewelry on me, what else do I get?"
The Jade Emperor said with a smile: "I have dragon liver and phoenix pith here, Pan Tao Xianzhi, as well as the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun, the divine fire jujube given by the barefoot immortal, and the ginseng fruit sent by the Zhenyuan immortal, all of which are rare treasures, don't you?"
Wei Changtian didn't know the benefits of these strange treasures that the Jade Emperor said, but Sun Wukong listened to it with a bright eye, and hurriedly said: "If you want, why don't you want these treasures, your Jade Emperor Lao'er has always kept them for himself, and since they have been rewarded today, I can't say it, Lao Sun will also be stained with the light of my apprentice, and try it by the way." Turning to Wei Changtiandao: "Apprentice, the Jade Emperor Lao'er rewards are all the treasures in the immortal world, no matter which one you eat, it is a mortal who can live forever and soar into an immortal, and an immortal can consolidate the foundation and increase mana...... You don't care about anything, just take it all. ”
When Wei Changtian heard this, his eyes were also round, and he rubbed his hands and said, "This ...... It's all in ...... It's not good, just a few things...... Hehe......" said on his lips, but he was already thinking about it in his heart: "After the treasure is rewarded, I can't enjoy it alone, after giving some to the master, take the rest back, let Sakura, Tang Ying, Su Su, Zhenzhen, Yan Ling and a few of them also taste what the gods eat, it is best that they can also soar through the clouds and fog after eating, fly to the Heavenly Palace, and come with me to enjoy the beautiful scenery in the sky." ”
In a moment, the immortal treasures rewarded by the Jade Emperor had been brought out by more than a dozen immortal attendants in front of the emperor and presented to his master and apprentice.
Sun Wukong stepped forward, pinched up a fire date and ate it, and praised: "This date has not been eaten by the old grandson for many years, and I can't imagine that it is getting sweeter and sweeter." Hehe, in a few days, I'll go and ask the barefoot fairy for a few catties to taste slowly. He picked up a big peach that was white and red and ate two bites, and said: "This peach still tastes like that, Lao Sun used to eat a lot, and he was a little tired." "When he was the Monkey King, he was in charge of the Pan Tao Garden, during which he stole and ate countless Pan Tao, and later stole and ate the elixir of Taishang Laojun, which disrupted the Pan Tao Conference, so that the Jade Emperor was furious and sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers to arrest the lower realm, which was the cause of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
Wei Changtian had no way of knowing these things, and when he saw Sun Wukong waving his hand back, he threw the peach out, hurriedly stretched out his hand to take it in his hand, and said, "Master, you are tired of eating, but I haven't even heard of it, apprentice." Well, this peach is so big and red that it makes people drool when they look at it, and it's a pity to throw it away. He sniffed hard on the tip of his nose and said loudly: "Ah, what a fucking fragrance!" opened his mouth to take a few mouthfuls, and when he was full of honey, the bottom of his tongue was full of relish, and his hunger increased greatly, and he didn't care about the eyes of the surrounding gods at the moment, and he ate a peach cleanly, and finally he was reluctant to throw away the remaining peach beard, and carefully put it in his pocket, and said: "I will keep this beard and go back to plant, maybe it will grow into a big tree in a few years, and it will also produce a tree full of peaches." ”