Chapter 68
Sun Wukong walked around to a fairy attendant, and saw that there were a few human-shaped fruits standing on the plate in his hand, but they were the "ginseng fruits" that Zhenyuan Daxian dedicated to the Jade Emperor, and saw that there were only three fairy fruits, so he said: "This ginseng fruit is one bite at a time, and it is not enough to stuff the teeth." Jade Emperor Lao'er, you should reward a few more. ”
Wei Changtian stared at it, and couldn't help but move in his heart: "Why is this fruit similar to the ones I used to eat?" It's just that the color is better and the size is bigger. ”
I only heard the Jade Emperor smile bitterly: "The ginseng fruit is originally the beloved thing of the Zhenyuan Great Immortal, and it can only bear thirty in 10,000 years. I rewarded these three and went out, and I only had five left. It's not like you haven't eaten this monkey, so let these three be tasted by your apprentices. ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "Don't be nervous, Lao Sun is just joking with you." I think my old grandson has traveled all over the Three Realms, and he has never eaten or drunk any immortal peach and strange fruit and spirit pulp and fairy liquid, so how can he still come to rare these things for you? Apprentice, the gourd hanging around your waist is a treasure that can hold things, so you put all these rewards from the Jade Emperor into it, and when you want to eat it, you can take it out again. ”
Wei Changtian said "oh", pulled out the lid of the "Qiankun Yin Yang Hu", recited the incantation, and put the dragon liver and phoenix pith, peach and fairy mushroom into the gourd. When he was about to collect the ginseng fruit, Sun Wukong said: "Come slowly! This fairy fruit is compatible with the five elements, and it can't be pretended at will." ”
Wei Changtian was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean by restraining with the five elements?"
Sun Wukong said: "The Five Elements are metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. This fruit falls when it encounters gold, withers when it encounters wood, melts when it encounters water, burns when encounters fire, and enters when it encounters soil. When Lao Sun passed by the Wuzhuang Temple of Zhenyuan Daxian because he didn't know these reasons, when he went to get his ginseng fruit to eat, he accidentally let one of them fall into the soil and disappeared, and he fought with Zhenyuan Daxian for this. After a pause, he said: "Apprentice, your gourd is a wooden vessel, and the fairy fruit will wither as soon as it is put into it. ”
Wei Changtian looked at the three ginseng fruits on the immortal servant's plate, scratched his head, and said, "What should I do then? I can't hold it with my hands." ”
Sun Wukong said: "This is easy, you stretch out your hand." ”
Although Wei Changtian didn't understand what he meant, he still slowly stretched out his left hand as he said. Sun Wukong blew a breath of fairy qi into his hand, and shouted: "Change!" Wei Changtian had an extra square silk handkerchief in his hand, and Sun Wukong said: "You wrapped the ginseng fruit in this silk handkerchief, and then put it into the gourd, it will be fine if it does not touch with wood." ”
Wei Changtian said happily: "It's still the master who has a lot of ideas." So he put the ginseng fruit into the "Qiankun Yin Yang Gourd", stuffed the lid, raised it and shook it in his ear, and said with a smile: "The treasure gourd is the treasure gourd, and I didn't feel heavy at all when I put these things in." ”
Taishang Laojun looked at the "Qiankun Yin and Yang Gourd" in his hand, disappreciated in his heart, and said: "This gourd is only a little fairy at best, and it is not as good as the gourd containing the golden pill in my alchemy room of the Tushi Palace." ”
Wei Changtian saw that his eyebrows were long, and he was full of immortal bones, and asked, "Old Immortal, do you also have a treasure gourd?" Take it out and shine brightly, let us open our eyes." ”
Taishang Laojun hesitated: "My purple gold gourds are all filled with golden pills, and there is no emptiness." Don't look at it. ”
Sun Wukong said: "That's not easy to do? You just take out a gourd, Lao Sun swallows the golden pill in one go, won't it be empty? Hehe, my apprentice is a junior, just arrived, even the Jade Emperor gave a gift, you are also the elder of the fairy world, you can't say anything if you don't send something!"
Seeing this, Tai Bai Xing over there smiled and said: "Haha, Lao Jun, you are miserable this time! Hurry up and free up a gourd to give to this newly sealed 'Bliss Fairy', otherwise his monkey master will be angry, and after drinking, he will break into your Tushi Palace......" At this time, he stopped the conversation, and just laughed. The immortal palace gods in the Lingxiao Hall also covered their mouths and smiled.
Taishang Laojun's mouth opened, but he didn't speak. When Sun Wukong strayed into the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun after drinking, he almost ate the elixir he refined, Taishang Laojun was really distressed for a while, and after being reminded by Tai Bai Xing, he saw Sun Wukong looking at himself with a smile, and his heart couldn't help but "chuckle" and think: "This monkey used to have Guanyin, Rulai can be restrained, and now he has become a Buddha, and he is on an equal footing with Rulai, what else do you dare not do? If he really comes to steal my elixir, how can I do anything about it? Alas, who made me talk too much just now and ask for this moldy head?"
At that moment, he coughed hard twice, and said: "For the sake of 'fighting to defeat the Buddha', I will go back and ask the fairy child to send a treasure gourd and give it to this 'Bliss Fairy'......"
Sun Wukong said: "I still have to take my apprentice to my immortal mansion for a walk." Laojun, you just go back and let the fairy child send the gourd to my house. Thank you!"
Taishang Laojun twisted his beard and said: "Thank you no, as long as you, a monkey, don't come to my palace to make trouble, I'll thank God." In the future, when you want to ask for the elixir, just say it, and I won't take it to heart. ”
At this moment, the Jade Emperor was only worried about the Demon Venerable's escape, although he was sitting in the royal chair, it was like sitting on pins and needles, and the words of Sun Wukong and Taishang Laojun did not come into his ears.
Tai Bai Xing often accompanies the emperor's side, good at figuring out, under the observation of words and colors, he has a plan in his heart, and stepped forward and said respectfully: "Your Majesty has been in the court for a long time, and it is time to take a rest." The ministers retired first. ”
The Jade Emperor pinched his eyebrows, let out a long sigh of relief, waved his hand and said, "It's okay." Scattered. All the immortals chatted and went back to the immortal mansion. Then he said: "The birth of the Demon Venerable is not trivial, I hope that the immortals will take this matter to heart, and always be ready to resist the demons who invade my heavenly realm, and must not be lazy!"
All the immortals chatted with the gods and said in unison: "The ministers must obey Your Majesty's orders." "After that, they have come out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, you can ride it, or drive the auspicious clouds back to the palace.
Sun Wukong said: "Apprentice, the Jade Emperor is going back to the harem to rest, it's not interesting for us to stay here, let's go." He arched his hand to the Jade Emperor and said, "Old Sun farewell." ”
The Jade Emperor nodded, got up and said, "The two of you ask yourself to go slowly, and I won't send it." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Don't send it, don't send it." He turned around and walked towards the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Wei Changtian followed two steps, and suddenly remembered something, turned around and shouted: "Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, I still have something to discuss with you." ”
The Jade Emperor frowned and asked, "What else is the matter with the Bliss Immortal?"
Wei Changtian said: "Jade Emperor, you are broad-minded, generous, surrendered from all over the world, and admired by all immortals, you are really a wise emperor who has never been seen before or after you." I think...... I want to ask you for another reward......"
It is necessary to know that "thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn". Whether it is gods, demons, immortals and mortals in the Three Realms, all of them welcome flattery. The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Oh, what reward do you want, although I will definitely satisfy you." ”
Sun Wukong walked to the door of the treasure hall, and saw that Wei Changtian did not come out, but ran to the Jade Emperor to talk to him, and beckoned: "Apprentice, why don't you leave?"
Wei Changtian responded: "Here, let's go." I'll say a few words to the Jade Emperor. He whispered to the Jade Emperor: "My master has an immortal mansion in the sky, and it seems that all the other immortals also have ...... Well, Jade Emperor, you just sealed me as a 'Bliss Fairy', and I am grateful, but ...... It seems that it is still missing...... Hey hey ......"
A smile gradually appeared on the Jade Emperor's face, and he said, "I understand, Xiaoxian wants to ask me for a mansion, right?"
Wei Changtian saw that the Jade Emperor was happy, and he knew that there was a play, so he hurriedly said: "The Jade Emperor is really wise and powerful, unparalleled in the world, and he guessed it in my heart at once." I don't want too much land, as long as there are a few rooms to live in......"
The Jade Emperor said: "Back then, I built an immortal mansion for the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable', which was not far from the mansion of the Holy Emperor of the Eastern Heavens, and the location was excellent. Later, after the immortal dedicated himself to my Three Realms, in order to commemorate his great achievements, I have never refused to give his immortal mansion to the second person for 100,000 years...... It's okay, then the immortal mansion will reward you to live. ”
Wei Changtian thought that the Jade Emperor respected the "Bliss Immortal Venerable" very much, and the immortal mansion built for him must be decent, so he knelt down happily and said, "Thank you Jade Emperor." Long live the Jade Emperor! Long live! Long live it!"
The Jade Emperor said: "You are not my subordinate, you don't need to do this great courtesy, please hurry up!" If you want to thank me, after you go back, you will follow your master to cultivate the immortal law diligently, and when the demons come, the immortal soldiers and gods of the Heavenly Palace will try their best to help me resist together." ”
Wei Changtian got up slowly, patted his chest, and said loudly, "It's easy to say." Jade Emperor, you treat me well, and I can't be ungrateful. When demons come, I'll be the first to rush up and fight them. ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Okay, with your words, I am very relieved." After that, I sent some immortal craftsmen to clean and decorate the 'Immortal Mansion' inside and out, and changed it to 'Little Immortal Mansion', and then equipped you with some maids and fairies, and you can enter the mansion to live. He looked at the gate of the treasure hall, and said, "Your master should go far, you should chase him quickly, I will also return to the palace." After that, he turned around and walked slowly, and returned to the harem surrounded by a group of fairy maids.
Wei Changtian hurriedly walked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and saw Master Sun Wukong standing in the open space in front of the hall, his arms folded, looking at himself with a smile, and rushed over and said, "Master, a happy event! The apprentice has a great happy event!"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "You kid, the Jade Emperor who said it in three or two sentences was moved and rewarded you with an immortal mansion, which is good, very good! Let's go to my house first. ”
The two drove the auspicious clouds, Sun Wukong led the way, Wei Changtian followed, and in a blink of an eye, they arrived in front of a mansion. The two of them stopped the clouds, and Sun Wukong pointed to the gate of Nafu and said, "When you arrive, this is it." The original name of this mansion was 'Monkey King's Mansion', but now it has been changed to 'Fighting God Mansion', which is all the idea of the Jade Emperor Lao'er. Lao Sun wanders all day long, and he has not lived here for many years. ”
Wei Changtian stepped forward to push the gate of the courtyard, no matter how hard he tried, he always couldn't push it open. Sun Wukong smiled, his lips moved, and he blew a faint white breath towards the door, shouting: "Open!" The door opened by itself.
Wei Changtian ran into the courtyard, only to see the stone path vertical and horizontal, flowers and plants everywhere, the scenery is not bad, and then went into each room to take a look.
Sun Wukong stood in the courtyard, and when he came out, he asked, "How is it?
Wei Changtian said: "Master, your mansion is very well built, but I have almost walked all over it, why did I not see a servant for the servant to be called?
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "The Jade Emperor originally wanted to give Lao Sun a few fairy maids and fairy children to use, but Lao Sun didn't like to be served, so he refused one by one. Lao Sun was busy with the immortals outside one day, so he went back here to cultivate his mind and practice the Fa, and no one in the house was disturbed, but he also ended up quiet and comfortable. ”
Wei Changtian said: "Master, you are an immortal master, and the four major ones have already been empty. I can't change apprentices, I hope that the Jade Emperor will give as many fairy maids and fairy children as possible, and there is no need to take care of any trivial things in the house, and there are people to serve them in food, clothing, housing and transportation, which saves a lot of worry. ”
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "'Bliss Fairy', 'Bliss Fairy', just by hearing your name, you know that you are a little fairy who loves to enjoy." It's just that enjoyment is enjoyment, but you can't be a little lazy when you study the Fa with Lao Sun, otherwise Lao Sun will serve with a stick. ”
Wei Changtian said: "I understand, Master is afraid that I will not be able to learn the arts, and I will lose your face and ruin your reputation when I go out." I would like to ask Master, to put down one hundred and twenty hearts, and I will definitely go all out to practice the immortal magic and immortal art you taught. In the future, Qing out of the blue is better than the blue, I dare not say, Master, you are the number one master among the immortals, and there should be no problem for me to sit in the second position. ”
Sun Wukong said: "What words, Rulai is recognized as the number one master in the Three Realms, and you didn't count him among them?"
Wei Changtian snorted, with a disapproving look on his face, and said, "I haven't seen it before." But with my intuition, I dare to say that he must not be better than you, Master! Well, since he is an elder in the fairy realm, then I will take a step back, be willing to be the third master. ”
Sun Wukong scolded with a smile: "You kid doesn't change his face when he brags, and if you have a thick skin in the Three Realms in the future, you can be ranked first!"
Wei Changtian said: "Don't dare! I don't dare to be big at any time, Master, you will always be the first!"
The master and apprentice stayed in the courtyard for a while, and Sun Wukong wanted to go into the house to sit and rest, but Wei Changtian felt bored and said, "Master, I will walk around this immortal mansion at will, and I will go back to the mansion to talk to you after a while." ”
Sun Wukong said: "I know that you are a person who doesn't like to be quiet." It's okay, anyway, you have the token given by the Jade Emperor, and you can pass everywhere without hindrance. But you must not go far, lest when your 'Bliss Little Immortal Mansion' is sorted out, the Jade Emperor will send someone to look for you but you will not be able to find it. After a pause, he continued: "Go out and go to the left, and it will be not far from the Pan Taoyuan of the Heavenly Palace." Now it is guarded by the Seven Fairies, and there is a group of sub-gods Ding Lux to assist, so you can go wherever you want to be lively. ”
Wei Changtian was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, Master!" and walked out of the "Fighting God Mansion".
He didn't use the Yunxian method, but just walked slowly along a path to the left, watching the wind and enjoying the scenery along the way, which was also very pleasant.
Unconsciously, I walked to a large courtyard, and when I looked up, there were three elegant vermilion characters engraved on the top of the stone gate of the courtyard. Wei Changtian only recognized the word "Taoyuan" in the back, but he didn't know the word "Pan" in front, but just now Sun Wukong had mentioned "Pan Taoyuan", and he could naturally come out.
Seeing that there was no one guarding the door, Wei Changtian muttered, "Didn't Master say that there are seven fairies and gods here?"
Unexpectedly, just a few steps into the stone gate, a few puffs of smoke rose around the body, and four big men with violent eyes and wide mouths and nearly a foot tall appeared in the smoke. One of the big men lowered his head and said viciously: "Who are you immortals, entering my peach orchard without permission?"
Wei Changtian was taken aback by the sudden arrival of the four big men, fortunately, he had already seen many fierce and ugly demons, and had also experienced a few tragic fighting scenes, so he was much more courageous, and he returned to normal in a moment.
He was tightly surrounded by four big men in the middle, only as tall as the waist of the four men, and thought in his heart: "These four benevolent brothers are all male immortals, presumably what the master said about the god Ding Lishi." Mother, Lao Tzu has just come to heaven, and he is not familiar with the gods from all walks of life, so he should take the brand given by the Jade Emperor to block it first. ”
smiled at the moment, bowed his hand to the famous man, and said loudly: "Four...... Shending ...... Brother Lux pleased. Brother Wei Changtian, I am a newcomer, please take care of the big brother......" As he spoke, he reached out to his arms with his right hand to take out the pass token.
These four men are all gods in the Pan Tao Garden, and they have been helping the Seven Fairies to help manage the affairs of the Pan Tao Garden for some time, and the gods and spirits in the Three Realms have almost known each other, but they have never seen Wei Changtian, and when they saw Wei Changtian probing into his arms, he only thought that he was going to use some powerful magic weapon to deal with himself, and he took a few steps back suddenly, his face full of vigilance.
Wei Changtian smiled "hehe", showed the token, shook it in front of the four gods, and said: "I am a fellow immortal, not a demon or a monster, don't be nervous, big brother." Well, by the way, this is a card given to me by the Jade Emperor, big brothers, see if it's useful. ”
The four gods stared at it carefully, recognizing it as the pass token of the Heavenly Realm, and couldn't help but be surprised. It must be known that this pass token is managed by the Jade Emperor himself, and he will never give it away easily, but the young man in front of him has never appeared in the Heavenly Palace, how can he get the favor of the Jade Emperor?
I saw Wei Changtian say again: "Although you big brothers don't know Xiaoxian and me, you must have heard of my master." He is the famous 'Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King defeated Buddha Sun Wukong'. "I think I'm still a nobody, but you can't help but come out with such a big signboard as Master.
This sentence was indeed useful, and the four gods were shocked. A god standing on the east side said respectfully: "No wonder, no wonder, I just said how I have never seen it...... What about you, Shangxian, it turns out that you are the apprentice of his old man who 'fights to defeat the Buddha'. The god beside him looked apologetic and said, "I didn't know that the immortal had the Jade Emperor's pass token, and I hope to forgive my sins!"
Seeing that the four gods had changed so quickly, Wei Changtian said in his heart: "Fuck! It turns out that the heavens and the earth are the same, no matter the gods and mortals, they will use this trick to 'see the wind and make the rudder', it's really fucking amazing!"
He was complacent in his heart, straightened his chest, and said, "What sin do you forgive? The four eldest brothers are not guilty of ignorance." Well, I came out of the 'Fighting God Mansion' for a walk, passing by this garden, and came to have a look. What are some of the fun things you have in this peach orchard?"
A god standing on the north side hurriedly said, "Immortal Master, we ...... here."
Wei Changtian said with a smile: "Big brother, don't call me Immortal, the Jade Emperor made me a 'Bliss Immortal', and gave me the previous 'Bliss Immortal' Mansion to live in...... Just call me 'Little Fairy'. ”
The god Ding Nuo answered, and said, "Little Immortal ......"
Wei Changtian said: "Big brother, I'm so young, I don't know when I'll be able to be a master, you can save the word 'master', just call me brother." ”
The god Ding said "um" and said, "Brother, ......"
Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, call me 'brother', don't bring 'master'!"
The god rubbed his hands and grinned, "I...... I'm a little nervous...... Excuse me...... Hey hey ......"
Wei Changtian said: "I am neither a big official nor your top boss, what are you tight." ”
The god said, "This ...... The Jade Emperor gave you a gold medal and rewarded you with a good land, which shows that he values you very much. You are the immortals, and we are the caretakers, the sesame small miscellaneous immortals. When the miscellaneous immortals see the immortals, they are no different from meeting the top boss, they must be the same respectful and respectful. ”
Wei Changtian laughed for a while, stretched out his hand and patted his thigh, and said, "That's good, it's wonderful! You guys are here to be a god who guards the courtyard, it's boring and boring! If I really do something like a great immortal official in the future, I will definitely promote you......
A few of you. “
The four gods were like gods to him at this time, and they were grateful in their hearts, and they couldn't stop thanking him.
Wei Changtian said: "Huh, you haven't answered my question just now, what are the interesting things in this peach orchard?"
The god on the east side said: "Back to Xiaoxian, our peach orchard is full of peach trees, and there is nothing else to play." ”
Wei Changtian was greatly disappointed, looked inward for a while, and saw rows of peach trees through the faint white mist, and said: "It's a pity that such a big garden only grows peaches, it's really a pity, it's better to build some song house brothels, taverns and gambling houses or something in it, it must be very lively." ”
The four gods were stunned. Standing on the west side, the god sighed: "The rules of heaven are strict, how dare the gods and immortals go beyond half a step even if they have selfish desires and mortal hearts? The Weaver Girl of the year is an example......