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Since the last Northern Barbarian invasion almost suffered a big loss of working and not publicizing, now the "New Testament" is basically cultivating the habit of taking a section of nothing, as the head of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission, Comrade Ivanovsky has opened a live public account - the last time he dealt with the mud bombardment people, because he was afraid that the people who did not know the truth would take the opportunity to coax, he couldn't help but not broadcast live, seeing that this time there was a good opportunity to make a name for himself, who would have thought that the other party was such a group of unsightly coercion.

Alas~ I can't complain about the society.

Aesop sighed leisurely, turned to the female voters and said, "Leader, what do you think?" ”

"There must be something strange about this." The leaders replied in unison.

As soon as the corners of Aesop's mouth tugged, an angel with a face full of empty tube powder greeted him, and shouted with a big nose: "Use the door, fat intestine Gaoxing scissors Nimen, the nest is Macaroni, benzene this station shakes sweets." ”

It is said that this mushy mouth is still speaking bird language, not to mention Aesop, I'm afraid it will be difficult for the natives to recognize, but the bunker is that this guy brushes a row of characters across his head, and actually has his own barrage: "Warriors, I'm very happy to see you, I'm Macaroni, the archangel of this battle" - and even embellished with emojis: (<ゝw·) ～☆kira

Damn, what kind of funny drama is this Nima?!

Aesop sprayed rice on the spot, and the female tickets also burst into laughter, and Scarlett and Usephine tried their best to adjust their facial muscles, and almost became facial paralysis.

It was easy to stabilize the mood, and everyone pretended to be serious and approached this macaroni.

After listening to Aesop's half-truths, the macaroni did not make any difficulty, but said enthusiastically: "No problem, we have many righteous people here who follow the path pointed out by the Lord, as long as you practice the teachings and fight bravely, it is a righteous act, and you will naturally gain points, and it is not difficult to save enough to exchange them for souvenirs." ”

Hearing this, Aesop raised her eyes and swept away, and sure enough, she found that there were many living corpses in the noodle pile, and a dark and secluded deep hole surrounded by iron buckets, which was impenetrable. Thinking that this is also a task, even if you can't become famous overnight or get rich overnight as planned, it shouldn't be a problem to get some oil and water, so Aesop appeased the female voters and decided to wait and see what happened for the time being.

The reaction of the big-nosed macaroni was quite enthusiastic, although he could not see the expression, and even could not hear the emphasis, this "angel" was even happier than the Red Army's victorious division, and his mouth was quite able to break the life, and soon the group was dizzy and supported to the front of the town.

The dead silence and deep darkness ahead was terrifying. Maybe looking at the group of beautiful women on Aesop's side, or looking at the extraordinary momentum, several "righteous people" shrank over intentionally or unintentionally, rubbing their backs side by side, which was really spicy. In the end, he relied on the big axe of the fine little Lori, so that these guys were scared of the farts and urine, and suddenly cleared a large field around everyone.

The tense nerves of the comfortable Aesop also eased a lot, but the boring waiting was the most grinding, and just when he was about to suffocate himself, the billowing black mist suddenly erupted from the darkness without warning.

"Be careful, get ready to attack!" Comrade Macaroni took the lead and shouted loudly—of course, mainly by the barrage—and the surrounding circles shone brightly, containing the impact of the black fog in the blink of an eye.

And at this moment, countless hideous monkeys - monkeys? Yes, the monkeys came out of the black fog with their teeth and claws, and countless angels or noodles snorted in response, and rushed to the "righteous" in front of them bravely and fearlessly, and the battle was boiling in an instant. At this time, everyone understood why Macaroni was so enthusiastic to meet - whether it was cannon fodder or angels, don't look at the huge table knives and dinner forks in their hands, they were all fighting scum in front of the monkeys who were fighting and eating, and the tomato sauce and fragrant olive oil mixed with the fresh stewed crumbs of the living corpses from time to time were really stomach-stirring and unbearable.

"Spare me, I can't do it."

Isohara couldn't control it, holding her stomach and squatting, as for the female tickets, they were really no better, one by one crying and laughing, almost falling down - these brave heroines of steel, who never fell under the hands of dangerous opponents, were defeated in the vicious "spiritual attack".

At this time, Comrade Macaroni was in a hurry, turned his head and played the subtitles: "Warriors, fight hard to kill the enemy!" ”

At this distraction, a tall and vigorous monkey rushed up from one side, desperately tearing off the right arm of the macaroni, and the hot meat sauce suddenly sprayed it in the face, and the fragrant meat sauce lured more monkeys, seeing the seriously injured macaroni fall into a siege, and his life was not guaranteed.

Something happened to the leader, and finally made the gaffe Aesop sober up a lot, Esephine was the knight who charged into battle, the first to react, Durandol shook, and the nightmare stepped forward, and the head of the pocket cut down a few monkeys on the opposite side.

The two sides were stunned for a moment, and then their morale turned sharply, and they shouted loudly, and the rest of the girls also took out the posture of the old boy, and even did not use standard weapons, picked up the mess all over the ground with their hands, and rushed up with knives and forks - if you want to say that people fight with a group of monkeys, it must be more than one win or less, but the girls are not "people", especially their ability to play knives and forks, but they are more than a star and a half stronger than the noodle living corpse, although the guy in his hand is not good-looking, but he is taking advantage of the hand, and the monkeys are killed in a mess, Successfully rescued a large group of angels, including macaroni.

This was a big surprise to everyone, Isolt glanced at the system prompt, and almost vomited blood: these seemingly ferocious monkeys are actually only thirty or forty levels, and killing them doesn't even increase their experience - thinking about it this way, these so-called angels are simply eating at Grandma's house.

Aesop, the "old Jianghu" who had been in the mix for many years, couldn't help but take a few steps slower, and before she had time to come back to her senses, the surroundings had become a pot of porridge, and a few monkeys with cracked teeth and mouths took advantage of the situation to hunt up.

At this moment, there is no help, the monkeys are pressing step by step, and the claw wind full of greasy and sweet fragrance has reached his face - to tell the truth, with the comparison of the strength of the two sides, the old rascal just stands still and lets the hairs scratch, and he can't shed blood at all, the problem is that these sticky monkey paws are too disgusting, Aesop frowned, and the two swords came out together - the cold light flew like a frightening snow, and the monkeys who surrounded and killed without exception became two sections in an instant!

Comrade Ivanovsky shook his head with a sigh, and smashed into the group of monkeys with a sharp weapon in his hand, and if he cut it, he would die, and he would be injured next to it, and it would be better to cut monkeys than to cut tofu, as if he were in a no-man's land, uh, well, there were no "people" in the end. In short, he and the female voters chopped melons and vegetables all the way, and the word "against the sky" is not enough to describe the forced style of the explosion, how lonely it is to be really invincible!

It's a pity that this family that has experienced wind and rain can't stand the boiled water without an opponent, and the gestures are all boring: what is there to be proud of hanging and beating children? Why do some teases like to find this kind of confidence without challenges? - At this moment, even the self-proclaimed humble Aesop can't understand it!

However, at the same time, the morale of the angels soared, while the momentum of the monkeys fell again and again, and in the blink of an eye, they collapsed and retreated into darkness in panic.

Finally victorious, the audience cheered, Macaroni ignored the gaffe of Aesop and his gang, and even forgot the pain of himself and other warriors, and led many angels and righteous people to sing in unison, praising the hero's great deeds and the glory of the flying noodle god.

Aesop had no intention of enjoying the glory and celebration of the show: if the fighting was of this standard, he doubted that he would be able to find the "Great Navigation".

Fortunately, after a short rest, Macaroni leaned over and said with a smiling emoji: "Fellow Daoists, congratulations on passing the first baptism, and in view of your outstanding performance, you will receive quite a few points, enough to redeem a handshake ticket." Of course, you can also exchange it for other souvenirs. ”

As he spoke, a curtain of light appeared in front of Aesop and his gang, listing a large number of "souvenirs", that is, items that could only be exchanged for points. At the same time, it also shows the total number of points: 1580 points. It seems like a lot, but in fact, it can only be exchanged for thirty or forty level props, which are like garbage in their eyes today. Naturally, there are also good goods in the souvenirs, such as the A+-level one-handed sword "Belwufu" suitable for Aesop, the A+-level death scythe "Valentine" suitable for Usephine, and the A+-level reflex bow "Jock Heinlen" suitable for Scarlett, but it is often millions of points, and Isolt estimated it, and according to the current brush points, it will not take a few years to get these equipment together!

The itchy Aesop couldn't help but ask about the exchange of these equipment, and Macaroni was obviously waiting for him, with a face, oh, wrong, and a barrage of smirk: "Warrior, don't worry, there will be bread and milk." This time it was only a skirmish, and from time to time we would break out more tragic battles here, and the enemy's combat power increased exponentially, even comparable to that of dragons, and many strong righteous men and angels fell under the butcher's knives of these guys. For now, until new reinforcements arrive, we can only hope that in the glory of the Lord you will be able to defeat any stubborn enemy. ”

Comparable to a dragon?!

Aesop grimaced, laughed twice, and dragged the female tickets to the corner.

"Leaders, no, you have also heard, these miscellaneous hairs completely use us as guns, looking very tempting, and the opponent is not a fuel-efficient lamp. If you really want to do what the noodle god said, defeat the great demon king Satan Leaf, what will you be like tragically? His subordinates alone can consume us to death. ”

Aesop began to speak rather distressedly, and Scarlett echoed, "Indeed, if we have the level of dragons under our men alone, we will have no chance of winning against the Demon King. Besides, I haven't touched the hint of 'great navigation' so far, and I feel a little unsure. ”

Everyone was embarrassed when they heard this, but then, Qiao Na interjected: "So, the concubine thinks that although the noodle god called us to sow glory, he didn't say that he wanted to meet the demon kings shirtless. If you don't enter the tiger's den and get the tiger, with the master's ability, you might as well go to the Ten Thousand Demons Hall to have a look, and if both sides get in touch, you may be able to find clues. ”

"Haha, in the end, it was fought hard from the abyss, it makes sense, it makes sense!" The old rascal's eyes lit up suddenly, and he happily ignored the cold horizontal eyebrows, and hugged Qiao Na for a while.

In fact, he privately thinks that since it is a game, it will not be unsolvable, although there are some bugs, and he is also suspected of overstepping, but since he can be mentioned by François, it will definitely not be unattainable, but he didn't expect that he was preconceived and drilled the tip of the bull's horns for a while.

Yes, what a "dark night of chaos", isn't this Milton's "Paradise Lost"? It tells the story of Satan's rebellion against God, and the "Flying Noodles God" is a witty quote that mocks creationism, and this pile of spaghetti can't be "omniscient and omnipotent" at all, as if it is a hint that the player assists Satan Leaf in destroying these disgusting Bala monsters!

When the real word woke up the dreamer, Aesop's active brain turned continuously, and soon it was bright, followed by a long sigh: how can love be embarrassed, looking at entertainment works, the so-called "main god" and "sect master" have become sanctimonious hypocrites, this cross-era game masterpiece dodges and dodges, and in the end it is a special routine~~

In his heart, while despying the game designer, he relayed his thoughts to the female voters in detail, and the women who were originally frustrated and staring came to the spirit, and at the moment, Aesop recalled the female voters, poured down a bottle of high-level invisibility potion, and immediately disappeared.

This thing is naturally of little use to today's players, but as far as the defeated remnants of the army in front of them are concerned, the effect is outstanding. Isolt dodged four eyeliners and dived into the dark pit without incident. (To be continued.) )