"Farewell, several, I'll have to send you here. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Standing on the docks of the ghost ship forest on Cthulhu, François said goodbye to Aesop and his gang.

Until the one-way "Flying Dutchman" was gone, Aesop's dull gaze never left the endless sea level, and the conversation before leaving destroyed his last extravagant hope: not afraid to swim back to death? The Stygian Sea, with three thousand weak waters, could not allow any mortal to swim away. Fly back? Norwegian sea monsters devour all beings that fly to the surface of the sea, even false gods. Teleport back? Cthulhu is simply an island cursed by the gods and closed off.

As a result, Aesop's only hope is that the island's ancient "Great Navigation Technique", which is claimed to be able to pass through the Stygian Sea, as long as they get this passive stunt, they can lead a boat from the dock, and they will have a chance to reach the Blood River.

Oh, I can't get carried away, and I'm damned again. It seems that this is the pit dug by the designer in advance~

Aesop, who was dizzy, bared her teeth for a while, and she didn't know how many levels of hidden missions she had triggered, but in any case, solving the missions and getting the "Great Voyage" was obviously the core of the Cthulhu N Day Tour.

After summing up with the female voters, Aesop decided to go deep into the island to find out the situation first.

Through the mist, Aesop and his gang saw a few shabby shacks along the way, and no doubt the inhabitants had a hard time, and strangely enough, they didn't encounter a single figure or ghost along the way.

However, the answer soon came, and after walking for a while, a rare towering building jumped into everyone's eyes:

This is a rough altar built of huge stones, a group of ragged living corpses are kneeling around, and on the altar several black-robed and god-like sticks are surrounded by a twisted and twisted wood carving that looks like Yoneda's charm, and at the beginning of the announcement: "...... Gnosis created the world, light and darkness are opposed, our Lord and Satan's leaf are at war, chaos and turmoil, as the heroes who have come here, you will take on the responsibility of saving the world......"

Tired of it, my setting, remember that "Gnostic" Yunyun came from a Christian sect called Gnostic? This god pretends to be a ghost, with a lotus tongue, not to mention the style of the xx religion, at least he can reach the realm of the rat club, and Aesop was stunned when he heard it on the spot - what's even more exaggerated is that I don't know if the game designer took the wrong medicine, it was actually mixed with a wanton attack on the theory of evolution, and he didn't know how to pretend to understand and used outdated views to tease modern theories, which was really fantastic.

The female voters in the clouds were even more dumbfounded, and the little Lori pulled the corner of Aesop's clothes to take the lead: "Na, Ernie sauce, what are these weird Shu millet talking about?" ”

Yishui's curious baby made Aesop's eyes widen: Damn, retarded, can't you let my brother explain the theory of evolution and the origin of religion to NPCs?

At this time, the preaching meeting gradually reached its climax, and the black robes on the stage began to chant in unison, and they trembled like stepping on the electric door, shaking their heads and babbling: "Ah~Gupanda~Ah~ Lazas, Lazas~Lasalasozazus......"

The style of painting is wrong.,Shouldn't Cthulhu be a bunch of tentacle monsters.,Swollen into a dark Bible?

Aesop choked on the old Xiang and didn't know how to complain about the game designer for a while.

After a while, the black robes finally developed into a god-like hand dance, and the living corpses kneeling down one after another, roaring together up and down: "Come, UFO~~ Your father is my mother, and my mother is your father!" ”

What a thing!

Aesop raised her forehead and groaned, unable to bear to stay away from this unreliable cult scene, but who knew that the change that followed almost made his eyes and jaw fly—

But seeing the clouds and mist churning in the sky overhead, a thousand rui qi, a sacred and grand atmosphere filled the surroundings, and the mighty golden light suddenly shone through.

"My children, you're here~~~"

The majestic voice resounded in the sky in an instant, and the inexplicable words rolled endlessly, and a majestic figure appeared from the golden light with the majesty of Sen Sen—dressed in a similar black robe, and floating in the air on a large plate that could be regarded as a "UFO" on his feet—however, what really made Aesop grin was that the owner of the voice was a very Pirates of the Caribbean, Captain David? The Jones-style "octopus monster" is just drenched and greasy, with the smell of olive oil, and it looks like a big lump of noodles no matter how you look at it.

I'm going, Cthulhu~ It's not a cute girl like Naiako, at least it should be a tentacle god like Nayanatotip, what the hell are these stupid noodles?!

Aesop and his female ticket members were stupid in the corner for a while, and in the oily light of everyone's eyes, the believers on and off the stage under the "UFO" worshiped neatly on the ground, "X God!" x God! The crying destroyed the seemingly solemn atmosphere.

Looking at the same oily eyes, the great god bowed slightly in satisfaction, and once again uttered that shocking voice: "My children, today you have gone through hardships and come to me, you will have experienced the baptism of suffering, and you must have held endless courage. The media that have fulfilled my words have told you that my victory is unstoppable, and that the Temple of Ten Thousand Demons, which is unrestrained and humiliating, will surely fall. The polls have told you that the battle is coming to an end and that there is no need to wait for celebration. Come on, my child, enjoy this moment of fullness in advance! ”

After speaking, the golden light suddenly erupted, and Isolt couldn't help but close his eyes, and when he repaired the bright and blind dog eyes, he suddenly witnessed a new scene that made him incontinent - the black robes took off their cloaks, revealing a row of heavy makeup and colorful reed sticks, and the light girls covered the spots with leaves, and began to frantically shake their hips, twist their waists, and pick their chests; The living corpses below went crazy like drugs, and shouted again and again: "sxb84!" sxb84！ ”

The female voters who were not afraid of the death battle were shocked at the moment, and the little Lori was about to cry, dragging the corner of Aesop's clothes, and shouted with a small face: "Ernie sauce, Ernie sauce, what kind of wild monster is this?" Did they eat the madweed?! ”

Tong Yan's shouting immediately grabbed the attention of the noodle god, and suddenly stared at Aesop and his gang, and scolded with oil and water: "Where did the heretics come from? Did you buy a handshake ticket? Dare to be loud at the ceremony! Could it be that you are spies sent by monkeys to manipulate this sacred election? ”

Ah~ What is this? Can you give a script first?

Aesop's brain was about to be stirred into a pulp, and while comforting the female ticket who was about to explode, she lowered her head with her eyes and nose, and said resignedly: "Your Excellency, I am a messenger from outside, and I have come to observe the holy scriptures......"

The old rascal originally wanted to delay time with a few words, but he didn't expect that the great god actually accepted his words, signaled to suspend the "carnival" that had not been disturbed in the slightest, straightened his voice, and said in a different tone: "Good, my glory is sprinkled, which sect are you pilgrims?" Macaroni? Spanish fried noodles? Henan braised noodles? Or is it a Nissin noodle mix? ”

Hearing these words, Aesop suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and finally remembered something related: it is said that a long time ago, in order to ridicule creationism, two foreigners made nonsense about the "flying noodle god", saying that he was a powerful being, and one day after getting drunk, he created this world on a whim. It was indeed a nonsensical joke, but I didn't expect it to be published on the Internet, which caused a great response, and people followed suit, and there were really a lot of "believers". Subsequently, derivative sects such as Macaroni Sect and Spanish Chow Mein Sect even followed.

Thinking about these rumors, the old rascal's eyes rolled, and he said nonsense: "All-knowing and all-powerful lord, I am the bishop of the Lanzhou Ramen Sect, and I specially led the holy daughter of the sect to come to the holy land for the pilgrimage. ”

As he spoke, he took the female voters and saluted respectfully.

For the compliment of "omniscient and omnipotent", the noodle god didn't feel the slap in the face at all, squeezed out an expression that seemed to be a smile, and proclaimed brightly: "Good, glory bless the righteous." Children from afar, you must know that the legions of Satan Leaf will survive the Dark Realm of Chaos in a vain attempt to storm the glory of Cthulhu. The children in front of them are righteous people who have come out of the darkness, being baptized and elected, waiting for divine anointing. ”

Speaking of this, the noodle god slowed down, and the "monster" below once again threw himself respectfully to the ground, and his mouth was silent, and then the golden light became more and more dazzling, and he said with deep meaning: "Children from afar, they have confirmed the righteousness in their hearts, and you must have strengthened your determination to defeat all evil." Take my words to heart, for the glory of Cthulhu will never end, and the leaf of Satan will perish under the light. To witness your determination, go, sow glory on the borders of the night, and my will will be with you! ”

Uh, it looks like you want to be cannon fodder? It's this kind of bridge, it's really magnificent!

After some headless words, Aesop was still a little confused, but whether it was the noodle god in the middle of the air or the reed sticks on the stage, all the old gods were staring at Aesop and his gang, and he saw that his hair was straight, and he quickly grabbed the female tickets again, and resignedly withdrew from the altar.

Thanks to the noodle god, he didn't find fault, and he was far away safely, and the eyes of the women were focused on Aesop, who didn't speak for a while, but Aesop was thinking hard about herself, and little Lori couldn't help but shout: "Ernie sauce, what are you doing here?" What do we do next? ”

Aesop always felt that there were some details, but she couldn't remember them for a while, so she had to say, "Hehe, I don't know, this is to test us?" Maybe it's about the unfolding of the 'Great Voyage'? Anyway, let's find the other islanders first. ”

The female ticket members were a little disappointed, and they could only reluctantly follow Aesop to continue exploring the map.

Fortunately, the settlement of Cthulhu was quite concentrated, and they didn't go far to see people again, some living corpses were wandering between the large and small wooden houses, and they were a little surprised and a little ready to move when they saw Aesop and his gang - Scarlett's momentum made these guys restrain their inadequacy, and Isolt quickly found a good-faced old living corpse, and carefully asked about allusions such as "Dark Night Front".

"Oh, you're going to the front line to save points? Looking for an entrance to hell? Please exit the village and turn left. ”

The old living corpse didn't say much, and gave a very brief answer after listening to the inquiry.

Ha? Saving points? Hell? Isn't it a war in the night?

Aesop felt that her thoughts were a little overwhelmed, and she couldn't grasp the messy clues at all.

However, there seemed to be no other choice for the living dead who did not speculate for more than half a sentence in this sentence, so Aesop could only go out and turn left with his family again.

Not to mention, after walking for a long time in no man's land, they really saw a vast darkness that seemed to be surrounded by starlight, and there was no light in it, and it became more and more dark under the bright light. If you look closely, the surrounding starlight is actually a dense magic circle, as well as a dense array of angels.

"Thankfully, we finally found the organization. Fortunately, it's not for a few of us to be lonely heroes. ”

Aesop let out a sigh and hurried up with the female voters, but when they got closer, they were immediately dumbfounded—it turned out that these angels didn't have a human figure, they were all a bunch of macaroni, and even his unattractive standing in front of him seemed to stand out from the crowd. (To be continued.) )