"Summer and summer passed quietly and left a little secret, and I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart......"

At the critical moment, the phone rang suddenly, and Li Jing jumped off the chair in fright, pointing to the mobile phone with a frightened face: "It's ...... It actually spoke!"

"General, don't be afraid! That's my magic weapon!" Long Jiuyao shouted with a whim: "Actually, I'm a cultivator in distress, and my spells are first-class! Now that the general knows my identity, I don't pretend, I'm in a showdown!"

Long Jiuyao knew that King Xuan was a person who believed in witchcraft and Taoism very much, and even the entire Shang Dynasty, including the poor people, maintained a very respectful attitude towards ghosts and gods.

Now that he has made up the identity of a cultivator, Li Jing will let himself go, as for the rest of the matter, then let's wait until he releases himself!

As expected, Li Jing thought for a moment and said, "Release him first." ”

As soon as he untied the rope, Long Jiuyao rushed to the table quickly, but unfortunately he was still a step late, and when he picked up the phone, the ringtone just ended.

Dialed the phone back, and was hung up in less than two seconds, Long Jiuyao saw that the phone had no signal again, and suddenly lost his face.

Seeing that there is still 30% electricity, I am afraid that in this ghost place with an unstable signal, I am afraid that I will no longer be able to contact relatives and friends.

"Huh, why don't you speak?"

Long Jiuyao tilted his head and replied, "It's ...... Sleepy. ”

"Listening to your voice, the voice is rough and heroic, very unique, not like my businessman, you ...... Is it really a cultivator?"

After the words fell, the housekeeper of the Li Mansion hurriedly rushed into the General's Mansion and shouted excitedly: "Master, Madam is about to give birth!"

When Long Jiuyao heard this, he immediately came to his senses: "That's right! I am an astronomical master who knows astronomy and geography. can do astrology and divination, can divide gold and set points, today, I bet that your daughter-in-law can have a son!"

Li Jing knew that his daughter-in-law probably meant what his wife meant, but the expression on his face was still a little puzzled: "Bet?"

"No, what's that......" Long Jiuyao calmed down the joy in his heart: "Actually, I have already calculated that your wife is pregnant with a boy, does General Li dare to bet with me." If Madame really gives birth to a boy, can you invite me to eat a meal of big fish and meat?"

But if Madame gives birth to a girl, General Ben will be blamed for dismembering your body!"

Your eldest son's name is Jin Zha, your second son Mu Zha, and your third son Nezha, what do three-year-old children know, will I lose?

Thinking that he was now the biggest bug in this world, Long Jiuyao suddenly straightened his waist, pointed at Li Jing and glared, and said, "Okay, then do you dare to ask someone to cook me a bowl of poached eggs first?"

An hour later......

The door was pushed open, and Wen Po walked out holding a baby covered in blood that had not yet been wiped and washed: "Congratulations to the master!

Hearing this, Long Jiuyao put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, stretched out his thumb and grinned, leaking out the egg yolk stained with a tooth: "Mrs. Li is awesome!"

Li Jing didn't care about what Long Jiuyao said, he just kept staring at the baby, with a smile on his face, and his mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears.

Long Jiuyao stepped forward and looked at the legendary little Jinzha: "Tut-tut! This little thing looks like a fire hydrant, not bad!"

Long Jiuyao patted Li Jing on the shoulder: "General, isn't it free to use Master Ben to name your son." ”

"Okay, then there's Master Lao. ”

Long Jiuyao pretended to pinch his fingers and calculated, and after a while, he opened his eyes and said, "En...... I calculated that this kid is short of gold in the five elements. ”

"That's really a coincidence, a few years ago, there were physiognomy artists who said that I was short of gold in the five elements. ”

Long Jiuyao nodded: "Since that's the case, then this kid is called Li Dazhuang." ”

Li Jing: "???"

Seeing the question mark in Li Jing's head, he seemed to be a little dissatisfied, Long Jiuyao said again: "That's called Li Tiezhu?"

Li Jing: "......"

"Li Ergou, Li Goudan, Li Gou, Li Dog Leftover, Li Dog ......"

"Uh......" Li Jingqiang held back his anger and asked, "Can the national teacher give a personal name to the dog, why do you always have trouble with the dog?"

"You don't know this, there is a saying in my hometown that it is easy to live by a cheap name. If General Li doesn't like it, you can give the child a nickname. For example, it's called Ergouzi, Sanfatzi, Ergazi, Li Laohan'er or something. ”

"Not bad!" Li Jing nodded with satisfaction, clenched his fists and said: "The name Jin Zha's name is good, then Master Xie will give him the name!"

Long Jiuyao: "???"

"I said Da Zhuang, Gou Yu, Dog Egg, Lao Han'er......" Long Jiuyao counted with his fingers, and then looked up and asked, "Where is Jin Zha?"

Li Jing clasped his fists again and said, "Master Xie gives you a name!"

Long Jiuyao's temper suddenly came up: "Today is the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, he also has to be called Li Dazhuang!"

"Come on, drag the master out and behead it!"

"Gotta get it! Long Jiuyao waved his hand again and again: "The seeds you sown bear fruit, I don't care about you if it's called shit." ”

"Count you as acquaintances!"

Li Jingxi mentioned an eldest son, which is not only a happy event for the Li Mansion, but also a happy event for the people of Qiantang River.

The people were happy because Li Jing tearfully paid out of his own pocket and set up hundreds of tables for banquets, and invited the people of Qiantang River.

Everyone gathered to drink together, and Long Jiuyao forgot all the words of quitting drinking.

"Today, General Li is happy to have a noble son, and I want to dedicate a song to General Li. Long Jiuyao drank five things, stood up and took the wine glass as a microphone, pointed at Li Jing and sang: "You planted a seed, and finally grew fruit, today is a great day......

After a while, the singing was finished, and there was a lot of applause all around.

Li Jing praised: "I didn't expect the master to know poetry and songs, what a rare talent!"

"Don't tell the general, I have traveled from south to north over the years, and I have seen a lot of strange things. I don't know if any of you here have heard that people can conceive a child for three years. ”

The housekeeper took over and laughed: "Hahaha, the master is really good at laughing, a child is three years pregnant, even if it is a sow, it should have given birth a long time ago!"

"Hahaha, everyone remembers what Steward Li said today! Especially General Li, you must remember what Steward said, so that he can understand it in the future. ”

Everyone didn't pay attention to Long Jiuyao's words, and laughed it off as a joke.

"Alright, it's not too early, it's time to send the master on his way after eating and drinking. ”

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent, and Long Jiuyao suddenly looked up at Li Jing when he heard this: "Is the general going back on his word? People have only been doing too much in this life for decades, and they have done too many things due to lack of morality, and it is really easy to have a child!"

"Hehe, I only promised you a big meal of fish and meat, and I didn't say that I would spare your life. As for what you said and calculated that Madame gave birth to a boy, I will assume that you are guessing. So, the master should hurry up and hit the road. ”

Li Jing's tone was calm, and his sitting posture was as steady as Mount Tai.

Long Jiuyao saw that he was stable with three points of treachery and seven points of prodigal, and instantly understood the doorway.

"General Li doesn't need to scare me, just say what you want. Long Jiuyao was as stable as an old dog on the surface, but in fact, he was panicked, if he didn't pretend to be right, seven days later, on the full moon night of August 15, he just burned his head seven.

"Since the national teacher has seen it, then I will say it directly. ”

Long Jiuyao breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself: This big blind rogue can become the king of Tota, and Jiang Ziya is also quite blind!

"Recently, I have made a monster in the mountains outside Qiantang River City, which is said to be able to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and can also absorb the essence of people. There are already many people in the nearby villages who have suffered, if the master can kill the monster, Li Mou guarantees that the master will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life, and he will be rich and rich!"

"Tell me, what youkai?"

Li has never seen it, so there is no way to know. ”

"Okay, I promise you. ”

Long Jiuyao also has no choice, if he doesn't agree, he will have to fall to the ground, so let's have a delaying strategy first and then find a way.

"Summer Summer ......"

Long Jiuyao instantly connected the phone, hugged the mike and said, "General Li, wait a while, I'll talk to my magic weapon for a while!"

Long Jiuyao walked out of the hall excitedly, found a corner in the courtyard, squatted down and put the phone to his ear: "My brother Li, you finally got through!"

"Brother Li, Brother Li, hey...... Hello?"

Afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, Long Jiuyao waited for half a minute before Brother Li's trembling voice came from the phone: "Xiao Jiu, you ...... Where are you?"

"What's wrong, Brother Li?"

"I ...... I'll look at the surveillance, you drank too much and lay down in the space-time portal before ...... Never came out again......"

"Bang bang bang ......" Long Jiuyao raised his hand and slapped his mouth when he heard this, and then raised three fingers: "I, Long Jiuyao, swear to the sky, from now on, if I dip a drop of wine again, I will go out and let the car crash to death!"