"Summer and summer passed quietly and left a little secret, and I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart......"

A gust of cold wind blew, Long Jiuyao shook his somewhat heavy head, raised his mobile phone to look at it, and then connected it and put it in his ear: "Hey, what's wrong Brother Li?"

"Where are you? I searched around the lab and didn't see you. ”

Long Jiuyao squinted his eyes and looked around, and said with some confusion: "I am lying on the stone pile now, with a mountain behind me and a ...... in front of me It seems to be a river...... This...... What the is this?"

"Tell me to drink less, you have to drink the fragment, the experiment will start soon, you hurry back. ”

Long Jiuyao touched his sexy leg hair and said, "Brother Li, I can't seem to go back, I'm wearing a pair of pants all over my body now, you can pick me up." ”

"I'm really convinced, you can run there so far away from the Songhua River, send a location, and wait for me to drive to pick you up." After speaking, Brother Li hung up the phone.

"Alas......"

Long Jiuyao sighed, thinking that he would not be able to drink this wine in the future, and if he drank too little, he would not be happy, and if he drank too much, he would be happy!

Open WeChat positioning, refresh three times in a row is a positioning failure.

"What a evil one!"

It should be that the signal in this place is not good, but it is impossible to cross the Songhua River at the moment, and I don't know if I can find a high-speed hitchhike in the deep mountains and old forests behind me.

Long Jiuyao thought about it in his heart, it was easy to get lost when he crossed the mountains and mountains, not to mention, if his pants were scratched by tree branches, and he would not have the face to hitchhike when he went out, it was better to hit his head and die.

Let's walk along the river and downstream, and after a few hours of walking, you will definitely come across a flood control post.

Thinking of this, Long Jiuyao picked a dog's tail grass and put it in his mouth, humming a little song all the way, and walked downstream along the river.

After walking for more than an hour, the slippers on his feet flew many times, and Long Jiuyao finally saw a figure in front of him.

When I got closer, the figure was stepping on straw sandals, wearing a lily coat and a hat, and it turned out to be an old man fishing.

What made Long Jiuyao feel strange was that the old man's dress was also a little retro.

If it is in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, it can be understood that since the day Long Jiuyao remembers, the fishermen in this black land do not seem to have worn robes, and over-the-knee water boots are the standard.

Strange to strange, in order to return to the laboratory as soon as possible, Long Jiuyao stepped forward and accosted: "Uncle, how many fish have you caught today?"

"Not much, just enough to eat. The old man glanced at Long Jiuyao: "You are wearing strange clothes in this later life, but it is very cool." ”

"I said uncle, you don't understand that I'm a trend, like your age, don't you also play cosplay!"

"I don't understand what you say, but I remind you that you are a posterior. If you are seen by the officers and soldiers in the city, you will have to be caught and chopped up!"

"I really thought I was in ancient times, and I was also an officer and soldier, uncle, you are very deep in the play. ”

"Alas...... Forget it, you look like a child without a father and a mother, and you don't know how to count. The old man said kindly: "If you have nowhere to go and no clothes to wear in the next life, it is better to stay in this Qiantang River and fish with the old man." Although it can't make you rich, it can keep you safe and clothed. ”

"Don't make a fuss, I can make a lot of money fishing these days, not me...... Uncle, what kind of Jiang !! do you say?"

Long Jiuyao suddenly raised eight tones, making the old man tremble.

"You really don't know how to count etiquette in this later life! Qiantang Jiang doesn't even recognize it!" the old man frowned and reprimanded.

Long Jiuyao's mind went blank, and his eyes looked at the surrounding mountains with dull eyes. The grass and trees on this mountain seem to be ...... from the trees growing on the black soil of my hometown It's really not the same.

"Hangzhou?" Long Jiuyao muttered to himself, "I'll stay overnight...... One night and two ...... More than 2,000 kilometers?"

Long Jiuyao still felt a little unrealistic, it was impossible to take a plane after drinking too much, but even if he drove all night, he couldn't run so far.

Seeing Long Jiuyao in a daze, the old man beckoned: "Hou Sheng, go home with the old man and drink a bowl of fish soup." ”

In order to figure out whether this was the Songhua River or the Qiantang River, Long Jiuyao obediently followed behind the old man.

"Housheng, do you have a father or mother?"

"No, my father and mother are no longer alive. ”

Hearing this, the old man stopped, turned around and looked at Long Jiuyao carefully: "No wonder you are dressed like this, and you are also strong." But you have to be careful in the future life, recently Di Xin has been fighting everywhere and recruiting troops. At present, General Li has led people to capture the Qiantang River, and if you are captured and charged to the army in the next life, I am afraid that you will die on the battlefield. ”

Long Jiuyao cautiously asked, "Uncle, what you said about Di Xin is the king of Shang, and General Li is the great general Li Jing?"

"Exactly. ”

"Is there a vixen named Daji next to the king? Mrs. Li gave birth to three sons, and the younger son has been pregnant for three years?"

"Hehe, you can really laugh in this next life, how can anyone be pregnant for three years and not give birth. The old man smiled and said, "I don't know what you said, but I heard that Mrs. Li is happy." ”

Long Jiuyao's heart was beating wildly, and he guessed that if there was no accident, he would have crossed over.

After he was discharged from the army, he was assigned to the laboratory to engage in scientific research and study the four-dimensional space. Since a few years ago, the entire lab has been working on time travel.

However, the experiment only started today, and Long Jiuyao was very confused about how he came to the Shang Dynasty. He was sure now that he must have done something that shocked the Lord of Yama after drinking too much, but he really couldn't remember it.

What made Long Jiuyao even more puzzled was that Li Jing was a fictional character in the Fengshen List, and it stands to reason that even if he crossed over to the Shang Dynasty, there would be no such person.

If I had to explain, it would be that I am now in an unknown space, most likely beyond the fourth dimension.

If you have to force an explanation, it is that you are now in Hengdian Cinema, but this possibility is lower than the probability of crossing. is not a first-line star himself, how can there be so many idle fart tricks to accompany him to act.

"Damn, quit drinking, you must quit drinking when you go back!" Long Jiuyao looked up at the sky, his eyes wanting to cry without tears.

Now Nezha hasn't been born yet, and Daji hasn't picked grapes by King Xu's side, and I don't know what the plot is, it's a little painful to think about.

What's even more painful is that there are several soldiers walking in front of such a hidden sheep intestine path.

"Stop, what are you doing?" asked the leading soldier by pointing his spear at Long Jiuyao.

"I'm fishing, what's the matter?"

As soon as the words fell, a person suddenly sprang out of the grass and struck Long Jiuyao on the back of the head......

When Long Jiuyao opened his eyes again, he was already lying on the ground in the lobby, with knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks hanging on both sides of the walls of the hall, and a plaque hanging in the center of the beam.

In the center of the lobby sat a man and a woman, the male with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and the female with a delicate face and a bulging lower abdomen. With his amateur gynecological skills, Long Jiuyao concluded that the day of the woman's unloading was in these two days.

"Madam, you go back to the house first to have a good rest, and when I finish interrogating this person, I will go back to accompany Madame." ”

The woman got up and lay in the man's ear and didn't know what to say, then got up and walked out of the general's mansion.

"Tell me, who are you, why are you dressed so naked, it's shameless!" After the man reprimanded Long Jiuyao, he raised his mobile phone and asked, "What else is this?"

"If I'm not mistaken, you're General Li Jing, right?"

Li Jing nodded: "Exactly." ”

In the list of gods, although Li Jing fights the world for the king, he can be upright, and Long Jiuyao doesn't feel too scared in the face of him.

"General Li, I can explain who I am and what it is, but I'm afraid that you won't believe it after I explain. ”

"Then there is no need to explain, my wife is about to give birth, and I won't torture you if I open the net. Li Jing then said: "Come on, pull him out and the car will crack." ”

Long Jiuyao, who had just relaxed, suddenly became anxious: "General Li, Madame is about to give birth, if you use such torture on me, be careful that you don't have an eye to give birth!"

"Hmm...... It's a bit cruel indeed, and it makes sense. Li Jing pondered for a while and said: "Then drag it out and cut it, cut it in half and sew it with a needle and thread, leaving him a whole corpse." ”

"I'll you*&......"

Letting Long Jiuyao scold, several soldiers stepped forward and dragged him out.

"General Li, we don't have a grudge! You want to kill me as soon as you come up, do you think my chicken is bigger than yours!!