Chapter 14: NPCs with Desires
Since the girl told Lin Yuanzheng that he had to find the patriarch to buy a pass when he left the novice village, the patriarch seemed to be deliberately avoiding Lin Yuanzheng and did not see a shadow for several days. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
If it goes on like this, let alone buying a pass, it won't even give you a chance to brush up on your favorability!
I heard the girl say that they saved enough money by fighting monsters, and then bought a pass. Lin Yuanzheng thought about it and felt that this road was not suitable for him. Here's why:
First of all, I don't like to fight monsters in the first place - mainly because the wild monsters in this world are too realistic, which makes Lin Yuanzheng, who has never even killed a duck in reality, feel burdened;
Secondly, what do you have to apply for a certificate and pay taxes to fight monsters? The wild monsters were already sold cheaply, and after completing the certificate and paying the tax, there was no money left. He is the only one who fights monsters honestly, and I don't know when he will be able to save enough money to buy a pass. What's more, in this ghost place, he doesn't want to stay for even a day.
Again, and for the most realistic reason, Lin Yuanzheng also did not have weapons and equipment to fight monsters.
Therefore, to sum up, the path of fighting monsters is not considered (first).
So here's the question: if you don't fight monsters, you still want to save money to buy a pass and leave here?
Since ancient times, there is no endless road.
What's more, this is a game world, and there should be no way to be unique.
If there is a cheating father, there will definitely be a way to crack it, and it is impossible to really make a player really desperate until he despairs. Otherwise, others will still play with yarn!
But what exactly is this way of cracking? Lin Yuanzheng didn't expect it for a while.
All right.
Forget about that for now, let's eat.
Now he has three taels of silver on him, and he thought it was a lot, but it turned out that Xiao Qiao's random order of vegetables costs five taels of silver-
"Why don't you get a VIP card? We have 88% off the consumption of ordinary VIPs, 75% off the consumption of important VIPs, and 4% off the consumption of super VIPs. Little Joe reluctantly squeezed out a trace of enthusiasm to introduce him.
Lin Yuanzheng Lin had no choice, so he had to go back honestly and continue to sleep in Yizhuang, drink porridge at noon for breakfast, and eat wontons at night. Wontons are very affordable, a bowl is only five cents, and the portion is large, which is simply the conscience of the industry.
The NPCs in the village still didn't pay much attention to him, Lin Yuanzheng thought about it, and there were only five NPCs in the novice village who had communicated with him: the patriarch, Xiao Qiao, the lame man of Yizhuang, the aunt who sold wontons, and Aunt Luhua.
But the patriarch and the lame man are now gone, and Xiao Qiao's temper is too stinky, and Aunt Wonton ignores him. After thinking about it, Lin Yuanzheng decided to find Aunt Luhua first.
Aunt Luhua was sitting at the front of the house feeding the chickens.
"Sister Luhua, hello!" Lin Yuanzheng pretended to have forgotten the festival in front of him, and began to greet him warmly from afar.
When Aunt Luhua saw that it was Lin Yuanzheng, she immediately took out a stool from the house for him to sit on, and poured another bowl of water for him.
So welcoming! Lin Yuanzheng's heart was warm, and he was almost moved to tears. - I've been here for so long, and no NPC has ever looked at him in the eye!
"Eldest sister, I see that you are busy and working hard alone, is there anything you need my help with?" Lin Yuanzheng reciprocated the favor and responded with enthusiasm.
"I do need help with something." Aunt Luhua is quick to talk, and she will say whatever she wants.
"What's the matter? As long as I can help, just ask! Lin Yuanzheng hurriedly agreed, and his heart blossomed: sure enough, there was a hidden mission, and he had come to the right place! I'm such a talent!
"I married Niu Da of this village at the age of fifteen, and the next year he was arrested to repair the Great Wall, and he has not heard from him until now, it has been thirty years......"
"Eldest sister, do you want me to find him and send you a message?" Lin Yuanzheng suddenly realized that it was a letter delivery mission, and there are many such tasks in MMORPG games. It's easy to do, as long as you don't have to fight, it's easy to say anything!
"No, you misunderstood me. The Great Wall has already been repaired, and the goddamn Niu Da has not returned, so I think he will either hang up or run away with his concubine......"
"Then eldest sister, do you want me?" Lin Yuanzheng was at a loss: in this case, what does Aunt Luhua need his help with?
"I live alone now, and every night is so lonely, so lonely! I just want to find someone to sleep with......" Aunt Luhua said as she winked at Lin Yuanzheng.
Damn, it's terrible!
When Lin Yuanzheng heard this, he was immediately frightened and ran away.
Since Aunt Luhua can't do it, then look for Xiao Qiao.
Although Xiao Qiao's face is very stinky, it is better to be scolded by someone than to ignore it, at least people are willing to communicate with you, which means that there is still a little chance to discover something.
"Little Qiao, big beauty, I haven't seen you for two days, you are getting more and more beautiful!" As soon as Lin Yuanzheng entered the restaurant, he was cheeky and said clumsy and lame routines.
"Hmm." Xiao Qiao didn't respond much when he heard this, but the expression on his face didn't seem to be as stinky as before.
"Little Qiao, I think you are the first beauty in our village! Even Chang'e in the sky will be ashamed to see you! Lin Yuanzheng continued to be nauseous, and even goosebumps were on his body.
"Is it just the number one in our village?" Xiao Qiao listened to it but didn't have a good impression.
"Not only is it the first in our village, but also in the whole country? First, you are the most beautiful in the entire Three Kingdoms! Diao Chan or something, compared to you, you don't even deserve to lift shoes! When I saw you, I didn't even know what to say. You're the most beautiful beauty I've ever seen when I'm so old, and I won't see anything more beautiful than you in the future. Lin Yuanzheng was released, and he was determined to be disgusted to the end.
"I hate it, how can I be!" Xiao Qiao Jiao sneered, a flush appeared on her face, and her two eyes actually glanced at Lin Yuanzheng quickly.
Depend on! It's so realistic!
Lin Yuanzheng was almost not hurt by Xiao Qiao's shy vivid expression, so he didn't hesitate to throw away the festival and put on a hippie smile.
"Actually, I'm here today to ask you for a way."
"Why don't you go to the patriarch when you ask for directions? I can't help you with what to do. ”
"No, no, no, this is the only way you can tell me—I'm going to ask you a way to get to your heart." Lin Yuanzheng hurriedly explained clearly.
"Nasty! They are already engaged. Xiao Qiao Jiao reprimanded Lin Yuanzheng angrily.
"What? You're still engaged at such a young age?! God, why don't you give me a chance at all! Tell me, who is your fiancé? Lin Yuanzheng beat his chest with indignation, looking like he wanted to go to Xiao Qiao's fiancé to duel immediately.
"Okay, I'll tell you who he is." Little Joe covered his mouth and giggled.
"Who is it?" Lin Yuanzheng's tone was very exaggerated.
"His name is Sun Ce, and now he is serving under Yuan Shu in Huainan, are you going to find him?" Little Joe looked at him expectantly.
"......" Lin Yuanzheng was dumbfounded.
Sun Ce? That person is called Jiangdong Xiaobawang and that Sun Ce?
Rely on it! Even if he Lin Yuanzheng has nine lives, it is not enough for Sun Ce to beat him!
Oh, no...... No, isn't Xiao Qiao married to Zhou Yu? Sun Ce took Da Qiao, so Sun Ce should be Xiao Qiao's brother-in-law.
Lin Yuanzheng's mind was a little messy.
What about the weak scholar Zhou Yu?
"What about Zhou Yu? Where is he? Lin Yuanzheng asked.
"Zhou Yu? You ask my uncle. He's the patriarch here, don't you see him every day? Also asked! Xiao Qiao was a little disappointed, Lin Yuanzheng didn't actually ask Sun Ce what weapon he used, and how to fight Sun Ce alone.
What the? Zhou Yu became Xiao Qiao's uncle! Isn't the world crazy!
I'll go, it turns out that the patriarch is your uncle! No wonder you're so arrogant!
"That, that uncle is an elder after all, and marriage has been the order of my uncle since ancient times, and the words of the matchmaker. I want to talk to Uncle Zhou Yu about the two of us. Of course, Lin Yuanzheng was stupid enough to say that he couldn't see the shadow of the patriarch for a few days.
"To be clear, you are you and I am me. I'm not related to you—but I have nothing to do with it. Xiao Qiao raised his index finger and shook it, looking rather disdainful of Lin Yuanzheng.
"Yes, yes, yes, everything is wishful thinking on my part! I am willing to go to the soup for Xiao Qiao and the beauties, even if it is up the knife mountain and the sea of fire, I don't frown. For the bright future of Xiao Qiao's beauty, I ...... even if I am broken" Lin Yuanzheng has read a lot of martial arts novels, and at this time, he completely ignored the vomiting urge in his stomach, and recited a large section of the sea oath and mountain alliance in the novel with one mouth.
"Then you go to him." Xiao Qiao said with a smile, it seemed that she was quite satisfied with Lin Yuanzheng's reaction.
"But where is Uncle Zhou Yu?" Lin Yuanzheng pretended to be indifferent, but looked at Xiao Qiao nervously out of the corner of his eyes.
"Him? If it's not in your own home, it's definitely near Aunt Luhua's house. Little Joe seemed to say something very interesting, and he couldn't help but laugh.
Lin Yuanzheng felt that there seemed to be something hidden in Xiao Qiao's smile.
"yes, I'll be right away!" Lin Yuanzheng almost jumped up, and the little Qiao in front of him was no longer as hateful in his eyes, but became cute.
With Xiao Qiao's prompt, Lin Yuanzheng didn't have a lot of effort to find the patriarch.
When he found the patriarch, he was lying on his stomach behind a big tree behind Aunt Luhua's house, his ass pouting high.
There were weeds growing next to the big tree, which were half the height of an adult, and the patriarch lay in the grass, which was very cleverly hidden.
If it weren't for Lin Yuanzheng's deliberate choice to go around to the back of the house in order to avoid Aunt Luhua, he might not have found the patriarch hiding there at all, and in this rather indecent posture.
--Lying on the ground, with his buttocks cocked high.
Damn, even if he killed Lin Yuanzheng, he would never have thought that the old patriarch, who is usually respected and dignified, would do this kind of behavior, it takes imagination too much!
But he soon found out why the patriarch had done it.
Following the direction of the patriarch's gaze, Aunt Luhua was humming an unknown song while drying clothes.
More than ten minutes passed, and the patriarch was still lying motionless in the grass nest, and his eyes never left Aunt Luhua for a moment.
What else needs to be said at this time?
Needless to say.
No wonder the patriarch favored Aunt Luhua that day, and he was able to say that the rooster was a hen.
Lin Yuanzheng discovered the secret of the patriarch.