"Patriarch Zhou Yu, hello. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Yuanzheng quietly touched over, imitating the patriarch's movements and lying next to the patriarch.

The patriarch was taken aback by him, and immediately turned his head sideways and angrily reprimanded him-

"Sneaky, what's the bad plan?!"

Lin Yuanzheng muttered in his heart: "'Sneaky, plotting evil', these eight words should be given to you." But he didn't dare to show it, in case this strange old man was angry and ashamed, it would not be a joke to give himself another thunderstorm.

"Patriarch, I don't know if there's anything I can do to help." Lin Yuanzheng asked cautiously.

"What is the heart of the boy?" Patriarch Zhou Yu's gaze was like a knife, and he seemed to see through the abacus in Lin Yuanzheng's heart at a glance.

"I wonder if I can help the patriarch, of course I have a request." Lin Yuanzheng had nowhere to dodge under that sharp gaze, and he didn't bother to go around the bend, anyway, didn't he spend so much trouble just for that pass?

The patriarch rolled his eyes a few times, thought for a moment, and then nodded and said, "Come." Then he quietly withdrew some distance from his hands and feet before standing up and looking around, as if he was very afraid of being seen by others.

Lin Yuanzheng couldn't help but be happy when he saw his backward posture and expression: I didn't expect you to have this side, old patriarch! At the moment, he forced a smile and carefully followed behind the patriarch.

"The saint has a cloud: men and women eat and drink, and the great desire of man is to survive. Youyun: Food, sex, sex. What people want and what they want is the Tao. Cloud: Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law of the Tao, and the Tao is the law of nature. Therefore, desire and sex are both natural principles. Mencius Yun: There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the great ......"

Lin Yuanzheng lowered his head, listened to the patriarch's talk for a long time, his head had already turned into a mess, and he secretly said in his heart: Isn't it just like a woman, as for moving out everything about "sage", "Mencius", "Renlun" and "Dao"? But he didn't dare to say it, so he could only listen patiently to the patriarch pretending to be X.

"What do you think this handsome guy should be?" The patriarch shook his head and suddenly asked a question after quoting the scriptures.

Lin Yuanzheng was taken aback by him.

Damn, you like a woman yourself and come and ask me what to do?

"Naturally, I was looking for a matchmaker to propose marriage." Lin Yuanzheng didn't want to answer directly.

Do you still need to think about this kind of problem?

"Ignorant child! When this handsome guy was young, he begged for immortals, and worshiped under the Kunlun Sect to practice the way of immortality, which caused a lifelong event. Although the Taoist technique has not been completed, I am a dignified and strange man, and I will not follow the actions of the layman. ”

Lin Yuanzheng was dumbfounded, things are not as simple as imagined!

But if you don't let people come to the door to say that the matchmaker is proposing, do you want to continue to have a crush?

Uncle, how old are you and still playing with a crush?

Now I'm still thinking about that kind of immortal seeker, this middle and second disease is really in the advanced stage - not saved!

"What is the handsome patriarch going to do?" Lin Yuanzheng grimaced and kicked the ball back again.

"I want the blue bird to spread the voice, and the carp to send the letter." The patriarch shook his head and said seriously.

"......" Lin Yuanzheng was completely confused.

Uncle, can you speak vernacular and speak in the vernacular?! It's just a matter of saying classical Chinese, why do you still piggyback on allusions when you say it? Teach people how to understand!

"Come with me." The patriarch took a step.

Lin Yuanzheng didn't know what the patriarch was going to do, so he had to hurry him to a fairly spacious house. It turned out to be the patriarch's house, and when I went in, I turned left, and there was actually a study.

"Come, study ink for me." The patriarch instructed Lin to go on an expedition.

Lin Yuanzheng suddenly realized: It turns out that you are going to write a love letter!

Do you just want me to sharpen my ink? It's so easy! Why didn't you say it earlier!

Soon the ink was polished, and Lin Yuanzheng sharpened it very carefully, and the ink was even and black.

"You come to write." The patriarch unceremoniously arranged the Lin expedition.

What the? You want me to write by hand?!

Lin Yuanzheng didn't come back to his senses for a while, and seeing that the patriarch had a non-negotiable posture, he had to sit down obediently.

More than half an hour passed, Lin Yuanzheng held the brush, the ink on it was dripping a lot onto the paper, he still couldn't remember a word how to write, and his mind was blank.

"Boy, I will be a single person when I see you." With a sneer on the corner of his mouth, the patriarch unceremoniously ridiculed Lin Yuanzheng.

Damn it! If you hadn't stood next to me staring so seriously, wouldn't I have been able to write a word? You're too embarrassed to laugh at me!

"How do you know?" Lin Yuanzheng retorted unwillingly.

"How can a person who can't even write love letters find an immortal companion!" The patriarch didn't talk to him at this time.

"You're amazing, you can write it yourself!" Lin Yuanzheng was unhappy now.

"Bastard boy! I am the patriarch of this village, and if I write a book with my own hands but people reject it, it will not be a laughing stock for others. The patriarch blew his beard.

Damn, it turns out that you are afraid of being rejected and losing face!

Lin Yuanzheng couldn't cry or laugh, this NPC is not an ordinary face-saving person!

Well, just write it.

Lin Yuanzheng hardened his head, thought about it for a while, and considering the patriarch's habit of speaking, he wrote in classical Chinese-

Sister Luhua in:

Poetry: I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I feel that my life has passed in a hurry for a hundred years. The fierceness of longing, once it is here! Bitter hatred is fleeting, the years are difficult to stay, the ancients said: flowers can be broken straight and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches. Isn't that what you and I mean today?

I want to marry you, grow old together, and never lose each other. Send someone to hire today, Sister Luhua will allow me?

Zhou Yu paused

This letter of more than 100 words almost exhausted Lin Yuanzheng's lifelong literary cultivation. When he wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and handed the letter to the chief, the patriarch just glanced at the title in front of the letter, and directly gave it a negative -

"Nope."

"Why?"

Lin Yuanzheng was furious. It's just tired, the problem is that he feels very good after he finishes writing, why is it so easily denied? That's also the fruit of his hard work and labor!

"Lu Hua doesn't know a word, how can she understand if you write like this?"

Your sister! Why didn't you say it earlier!

Lin Yuanzheng felt that he had been tricked again.

"She doesn't know how to read, so what love letters do you write? Aren't you looking for trouble! Lin Yuanzheng defended unceremoniously.

"This handsome guy is full of poetry and books, and he is a well-known local talent. If you don't write a letter, how can you show the talent and excellence of this handsome guy? The patriarch stroked his beard and spoke vigorously, his expression full of smugness and pride.

Well, I lost again.

Lin Yuanzheng couldn't complain, so he simply wrote an article in the vernacular-

Dear Luhua,

The first time I saw you, I was already hopelessly in love with you.

Little villain, little naughty, little nasty! You stole my heart and kept me awake all night!

I want you to become my little apple, warm my heart with your little red face, and come and light the fire of my life!

I'm going to hug your chubby body a thousand times! Kiss your thick lips 10,000 times! 10 million times to hold you as cute as a kitten in my arms! I'm going to take you to see the stars in the sky, pluck the most beautiful moon, and tell you that my love for you will never change!

Marry me, Sister Luka! Luhua heart! Luhua baby!

Love your Zhou Yu

Lin Yuanzheng finished writing in one go, and he felt like he was going to vomit. Unexpectedly, the patriarch picked it up and looked at it, and immediately expressed his appreciation loudly.

"This love letter is sincere, imaginative, exaggerated, full of heroic momentum and manly courage. In particular, the metaphor of the little apple is so apt that it says what I have always thought in my heart. Good! It's really good! ”

Now it's time to deliver the letter.

Such a difficult task is naturally none other than Lin Yuan's expedition.

You can't expect that respected old patriarch to run errands and deliver love letters himself.

Of course, it's not as simple as sending a love letter - it's a courtship.

A marriage proposal is a marriage proposal.

How can you use love letters alone?

As a modern person, children know that in addition to the vows of the proposal, there must be one thing - a ring.

Then the ancient courtship had to bring a dowry.

"Dowry?"

When Lin Yuanzheng raised this question, the old patriarch did not hesitate to express his high esteem.

"How can such a vulgar thing enter my eyes! Go, if it doesn't work out, see me again! ”

There was no way, Lin Yuanzheng had to hurry on the road with this disgusting love letter.

Although it may be very embarrassing to see Aunt Luhua, it is only one step away from victory, so you can't give up at such an important juncture.

So Lin Yuanzheng gritted his teeth and hardened his head-

"Sister Luhua, the magpie branch is chirping, I'm bringing you good news!" (As soon as Lin Yuanzheng opened his mouth, he realized that he had the potential to be a matchmaker.) ）

"Then you agree to live with me?" Aunt Luhua was overjoyed, and immediately grinned, with peach blossoms on her face.

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong, big sister. I'm here to be your matchmaker this time, there is someone who has been quietly in love with you, and he wants to take care of you for the rest of your life......"

"Who? Don't fool me. ”

"Who else do you say? -- Of course, we are handsome, dashing, graceful, full of poetry and books, rich in learning, and old patriarchs. This is the blessing that you cultivated in your last life, eldest sister! ”

"Phew, that old immortal! With his appearance, he is a toad who wants to eat swan meat! You persuaded him to die as soon as possible, but I was a flower in ten miles and eight towns, but I didn't have the heart to take care of him. Aunt Luhua spoke simply and spicily, and refused mercilessly.

Lin Yuanzheng was dumbfounded again.

Alas, Mom, why is everything different from what I imagined?

The imaginary scene should be Aunt Luhua, who can't ask for it, and immediately agrees to it!

How could this be the case?

Not only is it different, but it's a difference of 108,000 miles!

No, no, we must not give up easily, we must persevere to the end.

"Sister Luhua, you see that our patriarch is young and strong, and his mana is strong, and he will definitely be able to live a good life with him......"

"Little handsome guy, if you follow me, I promise to let you live a good life."

"Sister Luhua, you see that our patriarch is knowledgeable and witty, and he will be very happy to follow him......"

"Little handsome guy, if you follow me, I promise to make you happy every day."

"Sister Luhua, you see that our patriarch is gentle and considerate, and he will not be wronged if he follows him......"

"Little handsome guy, if you follow me, I promise to make everything go well for you."

…………………………

…………………………

Mom, can we still have a happy chat together!

Lin Yuanzheng saw that the momentum was not right, so he had to sacrifice the ultimate weapon - love letter.

"My dearest Lu Hua—" Lin Yuanzheng began to read aloud with emotion. Since Aunt Luhua is illiterate, the interpretation must be done by him. In order to strengthen the infectious effect of the letter, Lin Yuanzheng did not hesitate to add water words to it.

"What? This love letter is addressed to me? Lu Hua unceremoniously interrupted Lin's expedition.

"yes." Lin Yuanzheng stopped.

"My name is not Luhua. If this old immortal really has the sincerity to ask for marriage, he must first find out my name. Otherwise, I will ignore him! ”

In this way, in the midst of hitting the wall again and again, Lin Yuanzheng was finally defeated.

Did you just give up?

"If it doesn't work out, don't see me again" - these are the cruel words thrown by the patriarch before leaving, if he can't do it, then he will have to stay in the ghost place of the novice village for the rest of his life.

How so?!