The foreign referees of this Rio Olympics are very black, and the Chinese team is black. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The Chinese primary school football team also encountered the same problem, and in this round of the match against the Australian team, a foreign referee was very biased towards Australia.

"What to do? Talented head coach" asked the assistant coach on the bench very anxiously.

Although it is only the Asian qualifier for the primary school football World Cup, the Chinese team has never had a world-level champion, and the Hercules Cup of the primary school football World Cup is also precious.

I scolded: "son, of, *bich****"

After opening the medicine king football system, I searched carefully and finally found a very awesome drug.

The name is called: "If the referee dares to hack, I'll wait for me!" ”

This bottle asked me to compose a poem.

The horse galloped into the north and the smoke rose

Half of the flowers have returned in winter

Splitting mountains and wading through rivers to settle the world

The legs weigh half and are shallow and thin

The vicissitudes of life and warp

Ji Shi's original intention was to quit posterity

Humanistic Bodhi is light

The poem stopped, and immediately matched it with "If the referee dares to hack, I'll wait for me!" "Medicine.

I saw that I took the medicine, and then I saw the Australian team's shot on goal, which hit the black referee's brother impartially.

The next clearance is also, accurate hit.

No matter what you do next, as long as the Australian team kicks the ball a little harder, it will hit the referee's younger brother.

The referee finally couldn't bear it anymore and held his brother and gave the Australian team four red cards.

In the final score, China defeated the Australian team 6-1.

Next up is the match of the Shenhua team.

At the pre-match press conference, a reporter asked me.

Coach Zhang Xiaoyi, what is your score prediction for Shenhua and Yanbian?

I said slowly, "4 to 0."

The reporter asked me, "Why do you think so?" ”

I said: "Shenhua beat Shenzhen Quanjian 4-0 in the FA Cup, Yanbian is not better than Shenzhen, so I think Shenhua will win 4-0. ”

At the beginning of the game, I saw the two sides coming and going. Do not give in to each other.

I flipped through the medicine king football system, and a bottle of medicine caught my attention.

It's called a meteor to catch the moon and fall leaves!

As we all know, a defoliating ball refers to a shot that floats left and right in mid-air and falls fast. The most common shots of this kind of ball should be Brazil's Juninho Junior and Italy's Andrea Pirlo.

Defoliation is very difficult, not a master-level expert can't kick this kind of ball, but the magic of the drug is that it allows players to quickly learn skills.

To use this bottle of medicine, I was asked to kick the billboard, and everyone knows that when the player scores a goal, he jumps up and kicks the billboard with his feet, which looks cool.

But you've never seen a manager fly up and kick a billboard with his feet.

So I ran up to a reporter's camera, rushed to the billboard, and the man got up and kicked my feet at the billboard, and the billboard kicked a hole in me, and I flew through the billboard.

In the amazed look of all mankind, I am worthy of the meteor to catch the moon and fall leaves!

I used it for the Shenhua team.

I saw that the shots of the Shenhua team suddenly turned into falling leaf balls.

The ball was a strange arc and a very fast fall.

The opposing goalkeeper can only fish the ball out of the goal again and again.

The final score was 4-0. The Shenhua team defeated Yanbian by a big margin.

At the post-match press conference, reporters asked questions, and one reporter asked: "Zhang Xiaoyi, you accurately predicted the score this time, is it luck?" ”

I shook my head and said: "It's not luck, Shenzhen Quanjian team is now 9-1 in the First Division, such an excellent state meets Shenhua 0-4, Yanbian's strength is about the same as Quanjian, so it is natural to lose 0-4 to Shenhua." ”

At this time, a reporter asked me: "Zhang Xiaoyi, may I ask what you say about this Olympic Games, as the head coach of the women's football team?" ”

I shook my head and said, "One word, black, those referees are not powerful." ”

The reporter asked again: "Is it just the referee to blame?" ”

I said, "Well, it's just the referee." The referee's penalty scale is very important, for example, the Chinese team can win medals in some events, but the referee does not know the so-called standards, and forcibly takes the medals belonging to the Chinese team. This is very unfair. ”

The reporter asked: "Zhang Xiaoyi, what do you have to say about the Chinese primary school team this time?" ”

I said: "We're not afraid of the referee being black, I'm afraid that he won't be black, and I'll kick him to the bottom of my ball!" ”

After these days of competition, the team's results are very good, and they have won on both fronts.

One of the more well-known commentators once said: "After so many years of hard work, the three balls have finally regressed. ”

I always felt that he didn't understand the hardships of playing the big three.

Because Chinese football players are not as physically fit as European, American and African players, they need to endure greater hardships in order to really play football well.

Chinese football players are a group of the most lovely people, they have exchanged their hard work and sweat for their own piece of the world.

Next up is the last qualifying match in the Asian zone, and as long as they win against Saudi Arabia, they will be guaranteed to enter the final of the Elementary School World Cup in advance.

The opponent of the Shenhua team in the next round is not strong, it is the Hebei Huaxia Happiness Team, what this team lacks is the foundation, and it is even worse than the previous Shanghai Port Evergrande.

Of course, since you have said that you want to win the league championship, you can't underestimate it.

Back in Shanghai, Wang Yuyan came out for me to eat, I haven't been back to East Asia Primary School for a long time, and the constant competition and constant training of players have left me with little spare time.

Wang Yuyan, she always felt a little restrained when she saw me, after all, I hadn't seen me for many days.

She asked me when I was going back to school, and I told her that I hadn't been available lately, so let's wait for the off-season.

I then called Liu Mengyao, and on the phone she asked about the competition, and as a reporter, she was also busy covering the events.

During the call with Ma Xiaoyun, I learned that her alien father recently went to Mars, and I heard that a very magical technology was discovered on Mars, which is as innovative as Steve Jobs's Apple mobile phone and Bill's Microsoft.

The match against the Saudi team is about to begin.

I saw that the drug king dispensing system has been upgraded again, and a lot of new drugs have been added.

The recipe is also more quirky.

One of them is called the ocean.

As we all know, the ball is rolling, and if it hits standing water, it will suddenly stop.

Especially when it's raining heavily, things happen to you that you don't expect when the ball runs in the ball.

There was a time when the ball crossed the goal line, but it was blocked by a puddle of water and stopped alive, and the matter became a joke.

So if you can make the stadium a sea in the designated area at will, this trick is indeed very awesome!

Dispensing was so simple that I was asked to take part in the Ice Bucket Challenge and set a world record for the Ice Bucket Challenge.

There was once a kind-looking uncle who stayed in an "ice bucket" with ice floes on the surface and hot water in the bucket for 30 minutes, and then stood up with a hot breath.

This is cheating.

The ice bucket I'm going to try is a real world record.

Stay in the ice for more than 30 minutes!

As we all know, people only survive in ice water for about 10 minutes, 30 minutes, unless you have fat like a seal.

Here warns the little pot friends not to imitate, it is very dangerous.

Fiction needs, pure fiction.

I took out the medicine king system, found a bottle of cold-resistant medicine, and asked me to take two pills of deep-sea fish oil as medicine, which can be bought in the supermarket.

I heard that it is a very nutritious thing.

After I prepared the medicine, under the watchful eyes of the reporter, I got into the ice bucket, slept for a while, and woke up exactly 40 minutes later, breaking the world record!