Chapter 32: Own Hat-trick

When Ronaldo and Robert Carlos used to play football, they had a very cool technique called cycling. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Whether fast or slow, cycling is an eye-catching technical move, and even more powerful for players who are fast enough. Because you don't need to slow down to do a very delicate ball control, you just need to go around two consecutive strands in the middle of the run. The other person will be swayed from side to side by your feints, and their center of gravity will be unstable. Then you speed up and you can rush over. It's as simple as that, but it works great. ā€

But if you need to learn this technique, then you need to have a certain amount of talent, and speed, the so-called master teaches the disciple, and the practice depends on yourself.

The apprentices taught by the same master are indeed very different.

The speed that must be combined with pedaling to cause a breakthrough in the next moment, the important thing is realism and speed, to really make the opponent think that you are going to pull the ball to a certain side, and then quickly turn the ball in the opposite direction and accelerate the breakthrough.

Against the Saudi team, the Chinese primary school football team, I want to deal with bicycle medicine against them.

The recipe for the medicine was very simple, I had to ride my bike to the Tour de France.

And the first to hit the line with the Chinese flag!

So I went to a bicycle repair vendor, bought a nice used bicycle for 100 bucks, and asked the vendor to put me in the rusty chain!

Then I rode my bike to France and competed in the Tour de France.

In order to win the championship, I had to find a medicine to help me ride faster.

I took a look at it, climbed the Eiffel Tower in France, tied my feet with a rope, and played a bungee jump.

So I climbed the Eiffel Tower with great difficulty and jumped off it.

Fortunately, the nylon rope is used, which is quite strong.

After completing the task, I dispensed the medicine and helped me ride faster.

Then I started racing with tens of thousands of cyclists.

The faster I ride, the faster! I saw that I actually rushed to the first place.

The French journalist shouted: "Oh my God, this kid took part in the Tour de France on a second-hand permanent bike!" ā€

In the end, I won the championship.

As a kid riding a permanent classic car, I naturally wanted to take a picture to remember forever.

After winning the championship, I went back to Asia and got my cycling medication.

I saw that the Chinese primary school football team was suddenly very good at pedaling and passing people!

I saw that the cannon continued to pedal past the Saudi team's defenders and scored.

What an eye-catching technology!

The Chinese team defeated Saudi Arabia.

Next up is the match of the Shenhua team.

The Shenhua team's recent back-to-back wins have taken many fans by surprise,

For such a good result, everyone still has questions.

In this Shenhua team's game, I prepared a sea of medicine in advance.

I saw the players of Hebei Huaxia quickly dribbling the ball, and suddenly there was serious water in front of him that should not have appeared, and he couldn't bring the ball out again.

At this time, the Shenhua defender snatched the ball away, and then suddenly the stagnant water disappeared.

The Shenhua defender calmly passed the ball to Moreno!

This happens repeatedly, and the shocking thing is that sometimes the shot of the bocce ball, when it is about to enter the goal, just stops in front of the goal, just because there is a puddle of water there!

In this way, the Shenhua team defeated Huaxia Happiness 2-0.

4 wins in a row!

Shengshanggang, Evergrande, Jiangsu, Huaxia.

The Chinese primary school football team has entered the World Primary School World Cup in history!

The reporter conducted an exclusive interview on this.

The reporter asked me: "Zhang Xiaoyi, as a historic primary school football team to reach the World Cup finals, what do you think of this great victory?" ā€

I shook my head and said, "It's not great, these victories deserve it!" ā€

The reporter asked me again: "What do you think the Chinese primary school football team should be ranked first in the World Cup?" ā€

I said categorically, "Of course, it's the championship!" ā€

In the group stage of the World Cup, the Chinese primary school football team was in a group with Bulgaria, England and Brazil.

The first game, against Brazil!

Brazilian football is known as samba football, and their football looks like a passionate samba, but it is also delicate and imaginative.

The poor results of Brazilian football in recent years are not due to the fact that the Brazilian team does not have extremely talented players.

It's that Brazil's own system for developing players is not mature, so much so that many talented players are buried.

Even so, Brazil still has very talented players participating in this Elementary School Football World Cup!

In the match against the Brazilian team, I also opened the medicine king football system, and I looked at the medicine carefully.

I saw one of the bottles of medicine, and it was really good.

It's called Kung Fu Soccer on the Green Field!

Brazilians are sambas, Chinese are Chinese kung fu!

What Kung Fu Soccer Medicine needed was that I had to have a boxing championship with a Brazilian boxer.

Of course I have to win.

I looked at the system and found a bottle of medicine that helped me win the boxing championship, called Xiaoqiang, who couldn't be killed.

It turns out that there is a kind of person who can't be killed, such as the bronze warrior 5 Xiaoqiang, so as long as I have this medicine, I have a chance to win.

Finally, on the day of the fight, the opponent's fighter couldn't knock me down, but I sneaked up and took his chrysanthemum.

I made a Chinese kung fu medicine and used it on the Chinese team.

The match against Brazil began.

I only saw that the Brazilian team really played samba football, and the cooperation on the field was very delicate, and it was difficult for Chinese players to grab the ball.

But luckily, that's when kung fu football came into play.

The Chinese primary school student's jumping header shot turned into an iron head gong!

The tackle of a Chinese elementary school student turned into a sweeping leg!

The tugging jersey of a Chinese elementary school student has become an eagle grab iron cloth shirt!

After a kick, the Chinese team defeated Brazil 1-0!

Amazing victory.

Shenhua's opponent in the next round is Guangzhou R&F.

Guangzhou R&F recently joined a foreign player, Zahavi, who is extremely capable of scoring.

If the Shenhua team wants to win, it still depends on good medicine, I opened the medicine king dispensing system, looked at it, and found a bottle of good medicine, called oolong ball.

It turns out that defenders sometimes make low-level mistakes and touch the ball into their own goal.

This kind of mistake is often unavoidable, but it is rare, and if a defender has three own goals in a game, it is also called an own goal hat-trick.

I'm just going to get the R&F defenders to wear hats!

What the oolong medicine needs is that I have to put a bottle of ink in the oolong tea bottle, and lie to the little pot friend that it is oolong tea and let him drink it.

So I had no choice but to do this, and tricked a natural little pot friend into drinking this bottle of oolong tea made of ink, and when his lips became as black as ink, everyone laughed.

I prepared the medicine and gave it to the Shenhua team, and the game began.

I saw that the Shenhua team quickly advanced the ball to the vicinity of the R&F goal, but the opposing defender cut off the ball, and he just wanted to clear the siege, but he didn't get to the point of kicking and kicked the ball into his own gate.

The defender's bad luck was not over, he scored three own goals with an overhead kick in one game, and scored an own goal hat-trick.

Shanghai Shenhua won 3-0!