Chapter 16: The Marriage Proposal
After spending so much effort and wasting so much saliva, I saw that victory was just around the corner, but I didn't expect to hit a big nail at the last moment!
Did you just give up?
No, never!
Lin Yuanzheng has hit enough nails in his life, and this difficulty definitely can't frighten him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I-never, no, admit it, lose!
Lin Yuanzheng hurriedly ran back to find the patriarch.
Fortunately, the matter has not been settled, and the patriarch is still there waiting for his good news.
"What? She's not called Luhua? So what's her name? The patriarch was even more dazed than him.
Speechless.
Alas, it's time, it's time for dinner, otherwise the wonton aunt will close the stall again.
A bowl of steaming wontons went down, and Lin Yuanzheng suddenly found something when he looked up-Aunt Wonton actually looked a little like Aunt Luhua.
In order to talk to Aunt Wonton, he ordered another bowl of wontons - Aunt Wonton seemed to have a word with him when he ordered a bowl of wontons. A bowl of wontons in a word, no more and no less.
"Auntie, do you know Aunt Luhua?"
"Of course."
The sentence was over, and Lin Yuanzheng asked for another bowl of wontons.
"Auntie, how did you and Aunt Luhua meet?"
"She and I were neighbors when we were young."
After another sentence, Lin Yuanzheng ordered the fourth bowl of wontons.
"Auntie, do you know what Aunt Luhua's original name was?"
"I can't tell you."
This concludes the dialogue. Unwillingly, Lin Yuanzheng ordered the fifth bowl of wontons.
"Auntie, just tell me."
"I won't tell you."
Sixth bowl.
"Auntie, okay, tell me, I beg you."
"I won't tell you!"
The conversation finally ended, and seeing that Aunt Wonton was more stubborn than himself, Lin Yuanzheng had no choice but to temporarily avoid the edge and go home, oh no, it was back to Yizhuang.
The wontons of the six sea bowls were stuffed in his stomach, and Lin Yuanzheng couldn't walk anymore.
Fortunately, Lin Yuanzheng lacks everything, but he does not lack patience.
The next day, at noon, he went to guard the order, and as soon as Aunt Wonton came, he unceremoniously ordered five bowls of wontons, and finally took the initiative to help wash all the dishes.
Of course, he was so attentive, and Aunt Wonton was not moved by him, and she was still tight-lipped.
On the third day, in order to challenge the limit, Lin Yuanzheng ordered ten bowls of wontons in one go, ate from afternoon to evening, and washed the dishes and chopsticks honestly after eating.
Of course, he was so attentive, and in the end, he didn't get anything.
On the fourth day, he made up his mind and simply ordered thirty bowls of wontons.
This time it was the wonton aunt's turn to finally can't stand it, Lin Yuanzheng hasn't finished the first bowl of wontons, so he told him the riddle-
"She lives next door to my house, and she has a little bit of a relationship with me. The original name was Yan Ruyu, and she was very angry when she was a child! ”
Yan, Ru, Jade.
This is Aunt Luhua's real name!
Wow -
The image of Aunt Luhua and the name are completely unworthy!
Wow -
Finally got it!
Lin Yuanzheng was so excited that he shivered, and he couldn't wait to run to Aunt Luhua without eating a bowl of the remaining wontons-oh, no, it was Yan Ruyu who read the patriarch's love letter (in fact, he also ghostwrote):
"My dearest Yan Ruyu-"
Lin Yuanzheng's loud voice coupled with a subdued and affectionate tone brought the sensational function of the love letter to the extreme.
Aunt Luhua, oh, no, it's Yan Ruyu, she didn't react at all, and still looked at him indifferently.
God, this is not scientific!
"What's that going on?" Yan Ruyu asked Lin Yuanzheng very calmly.
This calmness beyond the world hurt Lin Yuanzheng deeply.
Well, I'll admit it, my love writing is really bad, disgusting, incompetent, and completely ineffective!
However, there is still a good sign -
At least, this time Yan Ruyu didn't mess around and yelled about marrying him or something, and her attitude was not as repulsive as last time.
"Sister, seeing that the patriarch is so sincere, you can agree to him." Lin Yuanzheng pleaded bitterly for the patriarch.
"I can't just do it, at least I have to be happy." Yan Ruyu finally showed her hole cards.
Coaxing you to be happy? How do I know what you like? How to make you happy!
Lin Yuanzheng felt that bitterness in his heart.
The old patriarch, who was stingy and stingy, gave him nothing but love letters, not even a small, heartfelt gift.
But can't you coax a woman to be happy without a gift?
"Sister, why don't I sing you a song." Lin Yuanzheng cautiously probed.
"Okay." Yan Ruyu thought about it and reluctantly agreed.
Lin Yuanzheng thought about it and sang a song "Life with You" that was about to become a singer at the beginning of the last century. It was one of his girlfriend's favorite songs in college-
“…… How many people have admired your young face, who is willing to endure the ruthless changes of the years, how many people have come and returned in your life, you can know that you and I will be by your side all your life......"
Although Lin Yuanzheng's singing voice was very ugly, and he forgot the words out of tune, but after he finished singing, he found that Yan Ruyu was already moved, and tears and snot flowed in a mess.
"You go and tell the old immortal, this family business, I agreed."
Banzai!
Finally-
Accomplished this daunting task!
Lin Yuanzheng's legs were windy, and he immediately ran to the patriarch's house in one breath to report the great news.
The patriarch's wooden face, which had been tense, finally bloomed into a rare smile, and his complexion became ruddy.
"Young man, you have done me such a great favor, what reward do you want?"
"Of course, it's for me to get out of here." Lin Yuanzheng couldn't wait to blurt out.
The patriarch blinked his eyes and thought for a while before nodding and agreeing, "I can meet your request." However, as our matchmaker, I would like to be able to finish our wedding wine before leaving. ”
If someone invites you to drink a wedding wine, it means that they look up to you and treat you as a friend.
I didn't expect the NPCs here to be so humane.
Lin Yuanzheng nodded and agreed without thinking too much, feeling warm in his heart.
The third day is the fifteenth day of the full moon in the almanac of that month. Maybe they waited too long, Zhou Yu and Yan Ruyu didn't plan to choose another good day and auspicious day, and directly chose this night to do a happy event.
There aren't many villagers in this village, but most of them have come. The bright moon hung high in the sky, and the patriarch's house was lit up with lights, blowing, blowing, and beating, and the whole scene was still very lively.
After worshipping heaven and earth under the auspices of the master of ceremonies, the villagers asked the newlyweds to express their feelings.
The patriarch looked at Yan Ruyu and said meaningfully: "I am a childhood sweetheart when I play with Luhua, and Luhua is her nickname." I have had a good relationship with him since I was a child, but I didn't expect her parents to marry her to Niu Da back then. In a fit of rage, I simply wandered the famous mountains, and later worshiped under the Kunlun Sect, specializing in cultivating immortals and learning Taoism......"
Yan Ruyu glared at him: "Old immortal, then what are you doing when you come back?" ”
"Isn't this still not reassuring to you after all?" The patriarch said with a smile, "After I heard about your situation, where did I still have the heart to cultivate immortals, and I couldn't even sit still." I didn't have time to say goodbye to my master, so I took it upon myself to rush back to our Taoyuan Village overnight. ”
"Then you haven't come to talk to me in the village all these years, and you write and draw on the ground with a stick every day." Yan Ruyu said resentfully to the patriarch.
"I'm just pretending, but in fact, my heart has been paying attention to you......" The patriarch was forced to ask anxiously, and immediately swore a curse. As soon as he finished speaking, the scene immediately burst into laughter.
Lin Yuanzheng listened to their conversation, and his heart was also moved by the feelings of this pair of NPCs, and he felt warm in his heart, and he actually had an illusion in a trance: Are these NPCs really NPCs......
The bride was sent into the cave room, and the patriarch came over to toast table by table, and watched his walking steps, and the wine was already drunk before he could drink it.
When it came to Lin Yuanzheng, the drunken and hazy patriarch's hand stayed in the air for a while, grabbed a black sign out of thin air and handed it over, Lin Yuanzheng took a look, and there were three traditional Chinese characters engraved on it: Order.
Lin Yuanzheng was so happy that he wanted to hug the old patriarch and kiss him, but he still held back, because the patriarch's face immediately sank again, returning to his original serious appearance.
The patriarch grabbed Lin Yuanzheng's right hand with one hand, and with the other hand, he took out a gadget that looked like a pendant from his arms and slapped it in Lin Yuanzheng's palm, and said solemnly-
"In the past few years, there have been a lot of outsiders who have come in and out of our Taoyuan Village, and you are the only one who can pay attention to the old man and help him achieve his wish. This amulet is my personal treasure, and I will give it to you now, and you are also qualified to wear it. You have to be a good person in the future, and don't let me down. In the future, you will be beautiful outside, and you will often go back to our Taoyuan Village when you have time. If you have a bad time, don't say that we went out of Taoyuan Village. ”
Lin Yuanzheng agreed with a little crying and laughing, thinking in his heart who wants to go back to your place to be tortured, as soon as I leave here, I will quickly find a way to return to the original world!
Looking at the talisman again, it is a small green bamboo-like thing, the texture is neither metal iron and stone, nor bamboo, wood and jade silk or something, and there are some strange pattern symbols engraved on it, which is very exquisite. It's special, but it doesn't seem to be of much practical use.
He wanted to throw it into his arms, but seeing that the patriarch had been staring at him closely, he had to take out the talisman seriously and hang it on his body, and the patriarch went to the table below to toast with confidence.
After drinking, those relatives and friends coaxed to go to the cave room. Lin Yuanzheng is also curious: how will the NPC and NPC's wedding night be lived? Do you really want a cave room?
However, his curiosity was not satisfied.
Of course, the hopes of other villagers to revolt were also disappointed.
Because, after the wedding, a person came.
Who?
That cripple in Yizhuang.
As soon as the lame man rushed in, he brandished a pair of crutches and wreaked havoc, smashing many wine tables to the ground.
"Lao Tzu was arrested to repair the Great Wall, and you actually married someone else behind my back! Dog men and women, come out to Lao Tzu! ”
Some of the elderly villagers still recognized the cripple.
"Niu Da, why are you back!"
"Yes, Lao Tzu is back! Kill this pair of adulterers first! ”
Niu Da said as he danced his cane into a black whirlwind, and the surrounding villagers retreated and dispersed.
"You're not Niu Da, Niu Da is already dead! Say, "Who are you?" The patriarch lowered his face and asked, he was already furious when he saw that his wedding had been ruined.
"Niu Da" didn't say a word, he directly raised his cane and hit it, and the patriarch immediately took out the branches, and after reciting a string of incantations, a bolt of lightning slashed down directly. Unexpectedly, the lame "Niu Da" had already prepared, and the crutch in his hand was raised above his head, and the lightning slashed on the crutch and disappeared without a trace.
At this time, the patriarch began to panic a little, and while chanting the spell to continue to summon lightning strikes, he waved his other hand vigorously to signal everyone to escape. In less than a cup of tea, the patriarch was already tired, not only did his movements slow down, but his forehead also began to sweat.
Seeing that the situation was critical, at this time, Yan Ruyu ran out of the backyard with a huge body and an old hen with alternating black and white spots.
"Luhua baby, it's up to you!"
As soon as the old hen landed on the ground, she immediately showed her fierce fighting style, and a series of sharp beak and claw attacks forced the lame "Niu Da" to retreat again and again. The patriarch, who finally got a chance to breathe, immediately concentrated on chanting a long incantation, and a thick black lightning bolt slashed down, and a huge crater immediately appeared in the middle of the courtyard!
Seeing that the situation was not good, the lame man immediately jumped back a few feet away, bent down, made a few "cooing" calls in his throat, and a pair of huge black meat wings grew under his ribs, and in a blink of an eye, he had turned into a huge black eagle.
The black eagle's wings flapped a few times, and the yard suddenly flew sand and rocks, and there was chaos; And then swooped down on the strength of the gale.
This pounce was not to pounce on the patriarch, but to Lin Yuanzheng who hid in the corner of the courtyard.
Before Lin Yuanzheng could react, his shoulder had been grabbed by the black eagle, and then the whole person was taken off the ground and into the air. I only heard an exclamation behind me, and the Taoyuan Village below my feet became farther and farther away from me, gradually turning into a small dot and disappearing into the darkness.