"If you have any questions, this handsome guy will answer them all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" The old man's tone was very calm, and he seemed to be kind.

"I just want to know how to get out." Lin Yuanzheng replied honestly, this old man is not an ordinary person, he must not be offended, and he can't afford to offend.

"The local area is a paradise, and many celebrities have not been able to visit it in their lifetime. Are you leaving? The old man chased after Lin Yuanzheng's question one by one.

"Who wants to stay in such a hellish place!" Lin Yuanzheng immediately couldn't help but shout, "Aren't you still letting you go?" ”

I don't know if it was the words that offended the old man, or if the attitude provoked the old man, the old man's face that had just loosened down immediately tensed again. As a string of incantations was recited, a bolt of lightning struck Lin Yuanzheng again, and Lin Yuanzheng's face suddenly turned black, and his hair stood on end.

"No one has ever been able to leave this place like this since ancient times." The old man shook his beard, and finally said something that was not written in Chinese, but immediately changed back, "If you still have any questions, this handsome guy will answer them for you." ”

If you have any questions, dare to ask you? Lin Yuanzheng had thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, and under the old man's stern gaze, he immediately turned around and did one thing - run. Can't be provoked, can't we still hide?

"Rude!"

The old man snorted coldly from behind, summoning a third bolt of lightning down, and Lin Yuanzheng immediately lay upright on the ground, with green smoke coming from his mouth, nostrils, and ears.

"This handsome guy wants to answer your questions and solve your difficulties, but you dare to ignore it and leave, how can it be reasonable, how can it be reasonable! Say! What do you want? The old man threw out another string of strange lines.

Lin Yuanzheng replied almost with a crying voice: "I, I just want to get out of here." ”

The old man's face immediately became ugly.

"Please tell me what the hell is going to do?" Lin Yuanzheng finally became well-behaved and gave up resistance.

"When you see Qiao Nu, Qiao Nu will have told you. Go! Do what they say! The old man went back to square one.

"She didn't say anything." Lin Yuanzheng was still confused, did Xiao Qiao tell him what he should do? No, I don't.

"Fight monsters." The old man threw out the last two words to remind him.

Lin Yuanzheng suddenly came to his senses, damn, floating islands, incredibly large giant trees, swarms of giant bees, sharks living in freshwater lakes, and novice villages...... Coupled with the strange old man in front of him who can summon lightning at will, everything he has encountered in the past two days has already been explained: he has crossed into a certain game world, otherwise how could there be such an unbelievable thing? And he clearly remembered that it was late autumn when he was in S City, and the weather began to turn cold from cool, but when he arrived here, he looked like early summer everywhere.

If everything here is really just a game world, then who are the people in this village, the old man and Xiao Qiao? Are there NPCs in the game (i.e., non-player-controlled characters)?

How could there be such an NPC!

(speechless) ........................

(Unsolved)........................

(utterly speechless) ........................

After a full hour of distraction, Lin Yuanzheng came back to his senses, accepted the reality in front of him, and then followed the old man's prompts and began to fight monsters.

Lin Yuanzheng was very lucky, and just after walking a short distance, he found a little monster - the little monster came out of the grass behind a house, it was a rooster, but it was the size of a dog, with a bright coat and a large and red comb, like a king with a crown, proud and vigorous. Its beak is very sharp, and when it is pecked lightly on the ground, a small pit appears in the ground of the bluestone - so you can tell that it is a monster at first glance.

Without hesitation, Lin Yuanzheng drew out the Heavenly Sword and slashed at the rooster monster with a sword. With a "ding" sound, the rooster monster was hit but unscathed, and turned his head to look at Lin Yuanzheng contemptuously.

This glance hurt Lin Yuanzheng's pride greatly, and he immediately frantically brandished the Heavenly Sword to hit the rooster monster on the head, and ten minutes passed, Lin Yuanzheng's two arms were sore, and the rooster monster still had nothing to do.

"Damn, there's a bug, there's definitely a bug!" Lin Yuanzheng panted and scolded.

Perhaps in response to his complaints, the rooster monster finally acted, stretching out his long beak and pecking hard at the Heavenly Sword. With a sound of "dang", the swarthy, heavy, and incomparably thick sword body of the peerless Heavenly Sword over there was broken into two in this way!

"Wow!" Before Lin Yuanzheng could complain, the rooster monster pounced on him again; Lin Yuanzheng saw that the situation was not good, and immediately ran away, and the rooster monster chased after him relentlessly.

"Help!" Lin Yuanzheng ran crazy and shouted wildly, but shouting for help was useless, and the scene of being chased by a chicken and shouting for help only attracted the villagers here to stop and watch and laugh one by one. In the panic, Lin Yuanzheng had a flash of inspiration in his head, and immediately ran towards the big tree at the entrance of the village, and now he could only hope for the old man's lightning summoning.

However, Lin Yuanzheng miscalculated, next to the entrance of the village, next to the big tree, the well was still there, but the old man was missing. Therefore, Lin Yuanzheng's idea was to feel like running around the big tree, hoping to delay a little time and wait for the old man to come.

But the IQ of the rooster monster was beyond his imagination, it seemed to see through Lin Yuanzheng's intentions, stayed motionless under the tree, and when Lin Yuanzheng had just emerged from the side of the tree, the rooster monster immediately fluttered its wings and fluttered.

"Boom!" With a bang, the rooster monster did not pounce on Lin Yuanzheng, but fell too hard into the well water behind the tree. The water in the well was very deep, and the wall of the well was very smooth, so the rooster monster never came up again after it fell, and after tossing and turning below for half an hour, the rooster monster stopped all his movements and died.

"Explosive equipment! Explosive equipment! Lin Yuanzheng picked up the bucket on the side of the well water very neatly to salvage the rooster monster corpse, and then shouted excitedly at the rooster monster corpse, this rooster monster level is definitely not low, and the equipment that burst out must be not ordinary!

Lin Yuanzheng miscalculated again, he didn't wait for the rooster monster to explode the equipment, but waited for an aunt, and the aunt immediately pounced on it as soon as she saw the rooster monster corpse, and then sat on the ground and beat her chest and cried:

"Oops! Little flower, little flower, what's wrong with you, little flower!! You can't die, little flower! I have been with you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood, I can't imagine that today's white-haired people send black-haired people, ah!! What should I do if you die, Xiaohua. Wake up, little flower! ”

Lin Yuanzheng was stunned by the scene in front of him, and he didn't know how to comfort the aunt for a while, but the aunt's infectious voice like a big radio soon attracted a group of onlookers and pointed at Lin Yuanzheng.

"Luhua, what's wrong with you? Who messed with you? "The old man who had disappeared just now appeared like a mystery, and he no longer spoke in a serious manner.

"It's him, the one who killed a thousand knives." The aunt named Lu Hua cried out breathlessly, "This hen who has been raised by the knife for more than ten years is ...... My poor hen eh...... Patriarch, you have to call the shots for me......"

"It's a rooster." Lin Yuanzheng defended unconvinced, but his protest immediately drew a wave of fingers.

"This young man is really industrious, and he can't even tell the difference between roosters and hens."

"Such a big old hen with a reed flower is actually wrong, and the young man's eyesight is not good."

"I testify: this is an old farmer's hen that is genuine! I can lay two eggs every day, and they are both double yellow. ”

Under the unanimous accusation of everyone, Lin Yuanzheng was messy, and he was a little skeptical that he was wrong, but he still continued to insist: "This is a rooster." ”

"Still talking about the rooster, alas, this young man is hopeless......"

"In my opinion, it's not that he can't recognize the rooster and the hen, but he wants to deny ......"

"Yes, a hen is worth more than a rooster. A hen can lay eggs, a rooster can't. This young man is quite cunning......"

"We have always had simple folk customs here, how can there be such scum coming in. Alas! People's hearts are not ancient! ”

"Tell him to pay for it, and drive him out after the compensation! No more steps into our village! ”

Lin Yuanzheng was already speechless at this time, and his nerves suddenly became nervous, especially the old patriarch who had been staring at him silently, which made him feel like a pinprick at every turn, for fear that the patriarch would have another lightning attack at every turn.

"You killed you?" The patriarch finally spoke.

"Yes, but how can a chicken grow so big. This is a chicken monster, and you said you wanted me to fight the monster. Lin Yuanzheng tried to establish a relationship between the cause of the incident and the patriarch, and pulled the patriarch into the water.

"The lad is right, it's not a hen, it's a rooster." When the patriarch said this, the surrounding villagers immediately stopped pointing and talking.

Lin Yuanzheng breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the patriarch was still very fair, but what the patriarch said next was going to make him crazy.

"Have you ever seen a wild monster enter the village? No, you certainly haven't. So are the wild monsters that entered the village still wild monsters? Definitely not! So according to our rules here, as long as a wild monster enters the village, it is no longer a wild monster, but a pet. Do you understand? It's a pet. Whoever sees it first is whoever's. - So, this is Aunt Ashika's pet! You killed Aunt Luhua's pet, this must be compensated. Say, how are you going to pay? The patriarch talked endlessly like tongue twisters, and directly stunned Lin Yuanzheng.

Damn, there's this kind of cheating daddy setting! What a broken game! Lin Yuanzheng was about to fry in his heart, but he couldn't refute it, so he had to answer honestly: "Then how do you want me to compensate?" ”

The patriarch unhurriedly asked people to carry over a big scale, one weighed, no more, no less, just forty catties! Damn, what a monster!

"A wild monster chicken costs five cents a catty, and forty catties is two hundred cents. Take out 200 words, and the matter will pass. The patriarch calculated the number very neatly, and then stretched out a palm, it seems that it is not possible to pay off.

"But I don't have any money." Lin Yuanzheng cried with a sad face.

"No money? It doesn't matter, you have a second option. The patriarch's face was calm.

"What's that?" Lin Yuanzheng suddenly saw a glimmer of light.

"Go with them and go to jail for half a year." After the patriarch finished speaking, immediately two militiamen with spears in their hands came over.

"Wait, is there any other choice, like there are so many things I can do to make up for it." Lin Yuanzheng was anxious.

"Something else?" The patriarch rolled his eyes, "It's okay - Lu Hua has been widowed for many years, and she is lonely and pitiful, you can stay and be Lu Hua's husband!" ”

"The patriarch is wise! I don't want Xiaohua to accompany me, I only need this handsome guy to accompany me in the future. Come, handsome guy, go home with me, I'll make you soup to replenish your body, and see how thin you are. Aunt Luhua was still crying just now, and peach blossoms appeared in a blink of an eye, and her mouth couldn't close with a smile.

Lin Yuanzheng looked back at Aunt Luhua's bloated and fat figure and the bright red flower jacket on her body, and his stomach spasmed, and he immediately felt the urge to vomit - of course, he still held back.

He was going to say that he could chop wood and carry water for his aunt or something, but he didn't expect this to be the result. How so? Oh, my God!

"Wait." At the critical moment, Lin Yuanzheng finally remembered something, he took out a small bag from his body, which was given to him by Xiao Qiao after he "recharged", and he threw it in his arms without looking carefully.

"Let's see if there's enough money in there." Lin Yuanzheng was dripping blood in his heart, if this is really a game, then this small amount of money is the initial capital, the initial capital is gone, how difficult it will be in the future!

"There are 400 texts here." The patriarch put the small money bag in his hand and immediately reported the amount. He counted out two hundred, strung them with a rope and handed them to Aunt Luhua, but Aunt Luhua didn't take them.

"Patriarch, that, he killed me with a hen......" Aunt Luhua swallowed.

"What happened to the hen?" The patriarch was puzzled.

Lin Yuanzheng here is not convinced again, just now the patriarch obviously publicly admitted that it was a rooster monster, why did he become a hen again in the blink of an eye? He was about to defend himself, but the patriarch glared at him, and immediately retracted into his stomach in fear of what he was about to say.

"This hen can lay eggs, and when the eggs hatch are chickens. Chicks grow into big chickens and lay eggs, and eggs hatch chickens. Chickens can lay eggs, and eggs can become chickens. So he owes me not a chicken, but many, many chickens. Aunt Luhua counted the accounts neatly.

Lin Yuanzheng was about to vomit blood again after hearing this. Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens. What kind of divine logic is this?! It's just that due to the pressure of the patriarch's eyes, he can't say what he is suffering.

"That's all for you." The patriarch simply handed over the money bag.

Aunt Luhua didn't answer it again.

"What the hell do you want?" The patriarch was finally upset.

Aunt Luhua hesitated for a moment, and finally said what was in her heart: "Patriarch, in fact, I don't want money, I just want people." I just need this handsome guy to pay me a husband. ”

Lin Yuanzheng heard that his eyes were dark, and he almost didn't lose his breath.

It's just a monster, as for losing all your flesh?!

"All this money is given to you, all to you! If it's not enough, I'll find a way! Lin Yuanzheng couldn't wait to be able to hold the money to her with both hands. Money or something, it's no longer important. Take as much as you want, and if you continue like this, you will die!

"Don't mess around!" The patriarch was fair, and immediately lowered his face and scolded loudly, and the majesty was quite terrifying. Aunt Luhua was helpless, so she had to accept the money bag unwillingly and reluctantly, and the surrounding villagers who were watching the excitement gradually dispersed.

Lin Yuanzheng finally breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.