Chapter 7 Beauty Little Joe
Lin Yuanzheng walked around the village, without a clue, seeing that the sun was approaching, the whole person was tired and hungry, he saw a restaurant and inn-like shop at the entrance of the village, and immediately walked in. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The inside of the restaurant was empty, there was no one, and the few tables placed downstairs had a thin layer of dust on them. Lin Yuanzheng took a turn in the restaurant and was about to go up the stairs to the second floor.
"Hey, hey, don't mess around! If you want to eat or sharpen, you have to pay the bill first! β
Lin Yuanzheng was taken aback by this voice, and he calmed down and found that the sound came from the counter at the entrance of the restaurant. It's just that there is no one on the cabinet, and Lin Yuanzheng is puzzled again.
"You're deaf! Didn't hear me? Not down yet! Take the next step and collect the money! β
The voice sounded again, and now Lin Yuanzheng was confirmed, and hurriedly ran down the stairs and rushed to the counter in three steps and two steps. The counter was facing the inside of the restaurant against the door, and it was as big as the pawnshop counter on TV. Lin Yuanzheng stood on tiptoe and found that there was a girl behind the counter, about sixteen or seventeen years old, also dressed in ancient costume, holding a small bronze mirror and drawing her eyebrows. She also noticed that Lin Yuanzheng was coming, but she didn't raise her eyelids, and said in a flat and emotionless tone: "Ten taels of silver for a night!" Eat five taels! β
"I'm not here to stay at the hotel, I'm asking where is this? What is the place called? How far is it from Tianshu Group? Is there a phone? I want to make a call. Lin Yuanzheng finished in one breath.
"I don't know what you're talking about." The girl was still unhurriedly drawing her eyebrows, and she didn't bother to lift her eyelids.
"Okay," Lin Yuanzheng hit a nail and continued to carry forward the indomitable spirit: "I want to ask where this is?" However, this spirit of his was useless, and the girl simply ignored it, and concentrated on self-absorption while drawing her eyebrows.
After a while, seeing that it was not good to come to the front, Lin Yuanzheng held a volcano in his stomach, but his face was replaced with a very flattering and very flattering expression: "Girl, good girl, please, tell me." β
This trick seemed to work a little, and the girl finally raised her eyelids and glanced at him, still looking angry: "What are you shouting nonsense?" This girl has a name. Lin Yuanzheng was stunned for a moment, and followed the direction of the girl's hand, only to see the two big words "Xiao Qiao" written in front of the counter, only to blame himself for being careless, and he didn't notice it just now. But what does this little Joe have to do with Tianshu's customer service Joe?
"Little Joe, please ......"
"Call me a beauty!"
"Yes, yes, Little Joe's beauty......"
"Call me a big beauty!"
"Okay, big beauty...... I just wanted to borrow your phone......"
"It's called Sister Big Beauty!"
"That, that, okay, big beautiful sister, sister, borrow ......"
"You're sick! You're so old, who's your sister! β
Lin Yuanzheng was trying to overcome the awkwardness of the different styles of painting on the screen, and he couldn't help but be choked by Xiao Qiao, and the anger accumulated in his heart finally broke out: "It's just borrowing your mobile phone, what do you want!" To borrow or not to borrow? One word! β
However, Lin Yuanzheng was horizontal, and Xiao Qiao was even more horizontal than him, and I saw her take a deep breath, and a sound that could almost cause a tsunami earthquake erupted from her cherry-like little mouth, and the sound lasted for a long time:
"Someone's coming, someone is trying to insult me!"
Before Lin Yuanzheng could see what was going on, he was immediately lifted up by a black fat man like an iron tower, and then thrown out of the door like a bag of garbage, and a voice came from behind him: "Fight with the old lady, you are still tender!" Angry, Lin Yuanzheng almost fainted.
Lin Yuanzheng then walked around the village twice, this village is very remote, surrounded by high mountains, relying on two legs I don't know when I will be able to get out; The people in the village were as indifferent as before, ignoring his accosting and asking for directions, and even the old man at the entrance of the village became deaf and dumb. Lin Yuanzheng had no choice but to walk into the small inn again in despair, and Xiao Qiao was still painting her makeup.
"Girl......" Lin Yuanzheng tried his best to make a casual appearance, as if it was not him who quarreled with Xiao Qiao just now.
"Call the beauty!" Fortunately, Xiao Qiao seems to have forgotten the conflict just now, but he still looks dead.
"Beauty ......"
"It's called a big beauty!" Xiao Qiao's voice is very crisp and neat, and there is no room for negotiation.
"Big, big beautyβsister." Lin Yuanzheng became clever, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he realized that something was wrong, so he immediately and quickly preemptively called out "sister" before Xiao Qiao asked him to "call sister".
Immediately, he saw a little Qiao with round apricot eyes and angry eyes at him, and heard the super loud voice that was enough to change the color of heaven and earth:
"You're blind! Who's your sister?! See clearly! Your sister ran away with someone else and came here to be crazy! β
"I don't have a sister ......"
"Do you have a sister or not, what does it matter to me? You don't have a sister and you still call your sister! β
"I want to say that I don't have a sister, so I didn't run away with anyone......"
"Does what you said have anything to do with me? Does it matter? Does it matter? β
"Okay......"
"Neurotic!" Xiao Qiao not only loves makeup, but also speaks very smartly.
Lin Yuanzheng was defeated again.
- The turnaround began when he found the sign on the wall.
"What is this?" In order to resolve the embarrassment, Lin Yuanzheng tried to change the topic, and he pointed to a large black sign hanging on the wall. The black wooden plaque is carved with vermilion characters, which is very eye-catching:
"There is a big gift for topping up cashββ
The first deposit of any amount can get a peerless treasure - Heavenly Sword;
Recharge 10,000 to get a rare mount - Red Rabbit Horse;
Recharge 100,000 to give a masterpiece weapon - Qinghong Sword;
Recharge 200,000 to give first-class historical heroes [scroll] - Xiahoudun, Tai Shici, Wei Yan (choose one of the three);
Recharge 1 million to get a super first-class historical hero combination [Scroll] - Five Tiger Generals or Five Good Generals;
Recharge 2 million to get really? Super first-class historical hero - Diao Chan (the only one).
Diao Chan will accompany you to the Three Kingdoms, and there will be no more loneliness! β
"What is this?" After Lin Yuanzheng read the words on the wooden card, he scolded in his heart that he was bored, and he didn't play like this when he cheated money, since he wanted to play, why didn't he make it into traditional characters? But he thought so in his heart, and asked again. After he finished asking, he found that Xiao Qiao's attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn, not only staring at him affectionately, but also his voice became gentle and tactful.
"Guest, this is an activity we are carrying out here, as long as you participate and recharge a certain amount, you can get the corresponding items, these items can make you invincible in the future." Little Joe spoke like a machine gun, flicking it in a row.
"The Five Tiger Admirals or the Five Good Generals, which combination is stronger?" Of course, Lin Yuanzheng had no idea about recharging, but he tried his best to talk to Xiao Qiao.
"Both combinations have their own characteristics and strengths, and which one is stronger depends on who has the potential to play out the game. If you like it or want to know more, you can recharge it twice, and both combinations will be taken home! It's only 2 million in total, which is definitely a great deal! Little Joe's voice became so enthusiastic.
"Ahem, that Diao Chan can really get it for only two million? Isn't it pretty? It's really as beautiful as the legend says, so I'll take her home. Lin Yuanzheng has no money and has to be a fat man, with a tone that is not bad for money.
Fortunately, Xiao Qiao was undecided, and still sold her enthusiasm: "Of course, Diao Chan is the first beauty among us, and it's not a scroll." Guest, if you add another two million, even I will follow you and serve you with all my heart in the future! So that you will never be lonely! After speaking, he blinked and threw a wink at Lin Yuanzheng.
With such an undisguised expression of Chi Guoguo, Lin Yuanzheng was deeply thundered. But after a closer look, I found that Xiao Qiao was indeed a beauty, with very delicate facial features, but her face was cold, like a piece of marble, and she never had any expression. He stretched out a hand to support his chin, as if he was thinking: "I still have a few questions, and I will top up as soon as I figure it out." β
"Guest, you can ask me any questions you have." Little Joe became not only very enthusiastic, but also very patient.
"What the hell is this place?"
"This is Taoyuan Village, also known as Novice Village."
Newbie Village? What's the name?,How is it the same as the small village in the online game.γ
"How far is this from S City?"
"What S City, Xiao Qiao has never heard of it."
Lin Yuanzheng had no choice but to sigh in his heart, not only was this place poor and backward, but even the information was surprisingly closed, and he hadn't even heard of S City.
"Is there a phone in this village?"
"What is a phone? Little Joe had never heard of it. β
"Is there an internet connection? Do you have a computer? As soon as he finished asking this sentence, Lin Yuanzheng realized that he was asking so stupidly, how could there be an Internet in a place without a phone.
"What is a network?"
"No electricity, no phone, no internet, how do you live!"
"Of course, it's to fight monsters every day and upgrade to do tasks."
Xiao Qiao's optimistic and innocent look made Lin Yuanzheng completely speechless.
"So, how do you get out of the village?"
"Leave, why leave? We all stay here from birth to death, and no one has ever left here. β
Xiao Qiao looked very puzzled, but Lin Yuanzheng almost jumped up when he heard it: "What? So you just can't get out?! β
"It's not that I can't get out, I heard that only the patriarch knows the way. Do you have any more questions? After asking, recharge it. Little Joe's eyes turned into two crescent moons.
"It's gone." Lin Yuanzheng shook his head, he touched his whole body up and down, and finally found a coin in the corner of his clothes, which was an arcade game coin given to him when he went to the lake to fetch water on the day of war, and he didn't know what it was for, so he took it out tentatively.
"It's just one piece?!" Xiao Qiao was very disappointed, and immediately returned to his original cold state from his expression to his tone, and there was a little anger of being deceived in the coldness. But in this way, Lin Yuanzheng was really relaxed, and Xiao Qiao, who had a warm face just now, made him feel awkward and even goosebumps.
"Here's for you." Xiao Qiao picked up a dusty package and a small money bag from below and threw it on the counter, and the scattered dust choked Lin Yuanzheng couldn't help but sneeze.
"What's that? Didn't you say that you would recharge any amount of money and get the Heavenly Sword? What about the Heavenly Sword? Lin Yuanzheng still didn't come back to his senses, of course he didn't expect a piece of game currency to be exchanged for anything good, but he was still full of curiosity about this so-called "Heavenly Sword".
Xiao Qiao stretched out his hand, a flash of light flashed in his hand like a trick, and then there was an extra sword in his hand. In appearance, the shape of the sword is very gorgeous, with a golden dragon carved on the hilt, and seven gems on the scabbard, which emit a faint light of seven different colors, and the words "Heavenly Sword" are engraved on it. Lin Yuanzheng took the sword out of its scabbard and looked at it, the sword body was thick and swarthy, exuding a chill. What a sword! Lin Yuanzheng's heart blossomed.
"Don't get out of here!" Xiao Qiao issued an eviction order viciously. But at this moment, Lin Yuanzheng no longer cares about her. He grabbed the sword in both hands and walked briskly to the big tree at the entrance of the village, and as for the dirty package, he threw it away as garbage as soon as he went out.
The old man lowered his head and was still enjoying the shade under the tree, his posture was exactly the same as when Lin Yuanzheng saw it for the first time, and there was no change at all.
"Handsome patriarch, I want to get out of here, Xiao Qiao said that only you know how to go, please help me no matter what." Lin Yuanzheng looked pitiful as soon as he came.
"Now that you see Qiao Nu, why do you come to bother this handsome guy again?" The old man frowned, as if he was not happy.
"Uncle, I've met a bad guy, so I have to go back no matter what. Please be sure to help me ......"
Lin Yuanzheng was in a hurry, but before he finished speaking, the old man stood up, pointed at Lin Yuanzheng with the branch in his hand, and read a series of sentences in a vague and strange tone in his mouth, and a purple lightning bolt suddenly fell from the clear sky and slashed at Lin Yuanzheng's body, and with a "boom", Lin Yuanzheng's clothes were scorched by lightning.
"I have warned you and called me handsome! But thou hast not obeyed my words, and thou hast made an example of thou shalt be punished a little. The old man's expression was solemn.
Lin Yuanzheng was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that there was really such a thing as magic in the world, and even lightning said to summon it! So in order to confirm whether he was dreaming or not, he immediately slapped himself hard, and with a "snap", his face was hot and painful!
"The children can be taught, and the children can be taught." The old man still didn't have any expression on his face, but his tone was very happy, it seemed that he thought that Lin Yuanzheng was admitting his mistake by slapping him.
Crazy, what the hell is this place?