Wei Changtian smacked his lips, and said with a "tsk" sound in his mouth, "What kind of wine is this? It tastes so good...... It's really fragrant and sweet!Hahaha, I made Brother Xiong a friend, I am sweet in my mouth, sweet in my heart, and fucking sweet all over my body!" In front of so many immortals, he tried his best not to say foul language, but after forgetting his form, he couldn't help but spit out.

The black bear god put down the cup, hugged his fists around, and said angrily: "Bodhisattva, great immortals, the little god has gone to guard the mountain." ”

Guanyin and the immortals nodded one after another. Wei Changtian grabbed his furry bear paw and said, "Brother Xiong, just stay and chat with us, and the mountain will be guarded for a while." ”

The black bear god smiled, revealing a mouthful of white Sensen's sharp teeth, and shook his head: "It is my duty to guard the mountain and defend the island, and I can't be accompanied." With that, he turned and strode out of the temple.

Wei Changtian was courteously sent out of the door and said, "Brother Xiong, go slowly! Let's talk again when we have time in the future." ”

When he returned to the temple, he saw that all the immortals were looking at him and laughing, scratched his head, and said strangely: "What's the matter?

Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said, "It's nothing! We're saying that Wei Xianyou treats people so politely, and in the future, he will definitely be able to meet the source left and right in the Three Realms, and everything will be fluent." ”

Wei Changtian sat down in the chair and said, "Lu Laodao, thank you for your compliment! I drink this wine in my mouth, and if I hear you praise like this in my ears and eyes, people will float." The immortals were amused by his words.

Guanyin said: "Wei Xianyou, I feel more and more like the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' back then. Well, if he hadn't died in the battle with the Demon Venerable 100,000 years ago, you would have made a pair of great friends......"

Wei Changtian nodded and said, "Yes, I also want to make friends with him, but unfortunately he died too early...... It's been 100,000 years...... It's a pity ......"

Guanyin stared at him for a long time, saw his eyes clear, faintly appeared, his heart moved, secretly performed the magic eye technique, and observed that the primordial spirit in the dantian in his body had been formed, and the primordial god was overflowing, sitting cross-legged and staring, it was even stronger than the eight immortals and others, thinking: "Since the beginning of chaos and the separation of the three realms, every time the demons are in troubled times, there will be masters who will appear to be destroyed." The young age of this immortal friend in front of him, the Yuan Shen in his body has been completed, it is really rare, if he cultivates again, he will be able to refine the Yuan Infant in time, and he will be able to incarnate thousands of people from then on, and his supernatural powers are incomparable. Well, could it be that the Mandate of Heaven intended to make the demons born, and the immortal world will produce another immortal wizard to stop it?"

Seeing that Guanyin was silent, the Antarctic Immortal Weng seemed to be thinking about his thoughts, and asked softly, "What made the monk so distracted?"

Guanyin pointed at Wei Changtian and said with a smile: "I think this little friend is a good cultivator, if he meets the guidance of immortals, he will be able to enter the sainthood in a very short time, and add another immortal to my immortal world." ”

The Antarctic Immortal said, "Oh, since the master has a discerning eye, why don't you let him worship under your door and practice spells?"

Guanyin smiled indifferently, shook his head, and said: "I like to be quiet, but the little fairy friend is a happy and hip-hopping character, how can I teach him well?

The Antarctic Immortal Man twisted his beard and said, "According to the master's opinion, who in the fairy world can teach him?"

Guanyin's gaze turned obliquely to Sun Wukong, and said slowly: "Immortal Weng, how do you think the fight defeats the Buddha?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard someone shouting loudly: "Master!" Then a black shadow rushed in front of Sun Wukong, and "fluttered" and knocked down.

When the immortals looked at it, the black shadow was Wei Changtian. While chanting "Master", he kept kowtowing to Sun Wukong, and said respectfully: "'The Monkey King's Great Sage Fight Defeats the Buddha' Master is above, please be worshiped by the apprentice Wei Changtian! Long live my master, long live, long live!"

The purpose of his visit to the South China Sea is to find Sun Wukong and learn immortal magic from him. Since coming to Luojia Mountain, seeing Sun Wukong's eyes shining and shooting people's hearts, he couldn't help but feel a little worried in his heart, and he didn't dare to come forward to talk to him. When he heard Guanyin mention it, he felt that the opportunity could not be lost, so he rushed forward and knelt on the ground.

As soon as he knelt down, the two sisters Bai Susu and Bai Zhenzhen over there glanced at each other, and then walked over, and Ying Ying knelt behind him.

Sun Wukong was also a hairy man, but when he came to Luojia Mountain today, he felt a very strong demonic aura lingering around the fairy island for a long time, and then suddenly dispersed. Based on his experience of fighting against demons and monsters in the past, he guessed that the demonic spirit would come again, so he kept his mind on the surroundings of the fairy island, and when he saw the Eight Immortals and the Antarctic Immortal Weng coming, he just said hello, and then he didn't say anything again.

He saw Wei Changtian and the two girls kneeling in front of him, and listened to Wei Changtian call himself "the Monkey King's Great Saint Dou defeated the Buddha", his heart was full of joy, his hands scratched each other, and he grinned: "Do you also know the name of the puppet grandson?"

Wei Changtian straightened his chest and said loudly: "Of course I know." Master, you are famous, but no one knows it, and who doesn't know? As soon as the 90-year-old old people in our area and the children as young as 3 years old hear the words 'the Monkey King's Great Saint Fight defeats the Buddha,' they all raise their thumbs and praise them non-stop......! Wait......" He heard Zhu Bajie say these words before, and now he is saying it, with a vivid voice and impassioned, as if he has seen it with his own eyes.

These two things are the most proud things for Sun Wukong, especially when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he crisscrossed the Three Realms, and it was difficult to stop 100,000 heavenly soldiers, what a divine power it was, and now he thought of it and his blood was boiling, and he smiled: "It's okay to learn from the scriptures, what about the Heavenly Palace...... Hehe, it's a bit of a shame to say, so don't mention it. ”

Guanyin smiled slightly and said, "Fighting to defeat the Buddha, are you willing to accept this apprentice?"

Sun Wukong hesitated: "This ......"

Wei Changtian hurriedly said: "I must be willing!" Master, think about it, you are now a figure of the Great Immortal and Great Buddha, what should you do if you encounter a little monster in the future? If you take action in person, it will lose your identity, and if you don't make a move, you will let the monster go...... Hehe, if you pass on your skills to me, then the little demon can be left to me to deal with, and you can clean up when there is a big monster. Our master and apprentice work side by side, with the same qi and branches, you sing and I are harmonious, and if you cooperate seamlessly, you will definitely be able to fight all over the world and be the overlord in the Three Realms!"

Sun Wukong was praised by him first, and listened to what he said reasonably, although he didn't want to be called a bully, but he was very interested in 'fighting the invincible opponent all over the world', and his heart became more and more happy, and said: "Okay, good, since it was recommended by the Bodhisattva, how can my old grandson thin your face? ”

His right hand was gently raised upward, and Wei Changtian only felt a continuous force surge and held his body up. He said solemnly: "Master, the kowtow just now doesn't count, I'm officially bowing to the teacher now, don't stop me." As he spoke, he knelt down again, respectfully bowed to Sun Wukong three times and bowed nine times, and then stood up. The Bai sisters also stood up.

Zhu Bajie said: "Wei Changtian, you are my brother, naturally you are Sun Monkey's brother, how do you think of worshipping him as a teacher?

Wei Changtian said: "Brother Pig, I have already done the apprenticeship ceremony, and I can't change it." No way, you're short. ”

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and couldn't cry or laugh.

I only heard the golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing say on the side: "Senior brother, do you remember that in the past, when we were studying scriptures in the Western Heavens, we accepted the three princes of the king as apprentices in Yuhua Prefecture in the Western Regions? That is the first time that our three brothers have accepted apprentices!"

Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Remember! Lao Sun taught the eldest prince at that time, but unfortunately he was a mortal and vulgar fetus, and no matter how hard he taught, he couldn't even learn the slightest skill of Lao Sun." It's boring!

Zhu Bajie said indignantly: "That second prince is also a stupid thing, causing the old pig to teach hard for more than ten days, and he didn't learn to fart! Senior Brother Sha, what are you mentioning them for? Hmph, the old pig will also find a way to accept an apprentice in the future and get a master to do it." ”

Wei Changtian said: "Master, you can rest assured of this. Although I, Wei Changtian, am not too smart, I am by no means a stupid person! As long as you teach me the ability, I will definitely practice it well, and I will ensure that I will not lose your face and your reputation wherever I go!"

Lu Dongbin laughed a few times, and said to Sun Wukong: "Old Dao congratulations to the Buddha for defeating the Buddha and accepting a good apprentice! Well, the Buddha has just accepted new apprentices, and he always has to give some meeting gifts." ”

Sun Wukong blinked his fiery eyes, and a look appeared in his eyes, and said with a smile: "Of course there is, is Lao Sun a stingy ghost?" The right ear moved slightly, and an embroidery needle as thin as a hair suddenly drilled out of the ear hole, and flew to it to stand, although the needle body was small, but the golden light was shining, and it was extremely dazzling.

Wei Changtian was very strange, and said in his heart: "What is the master doing with a small needle? Do you want to teach me embroidery?"

Hearing Sun Wukong's soft shout: "Long!" The embroidery needle trembled slightly, slowly thickening and lengthening, until one person stood tall.

Wei Changtian was shocked and blurted out: "Ah, this embroidery needle will change on its own!"

Sun Wukong grinned again and said: "Lao Sun, this wishful golden hoop stick can be big or small, change at will, and is recognized as the best god soldier in the fairy world." Apprentice, come up and try it and see if you can pick it up. ”

Wei Changtian responded, slowly walked to the golden hoop stick, stretched out his right hand and grabbed the rod body. He originally thought that the two ends of this rod were made of pure gold, but the middle was full of black iron, and it weighed no more than 200 catties. He "ouch", couldn't help it, and hurriedly pulled it up with both hands, but it was like lifting a Mount Tai, and he was sweating profusely, and finally the golden hoop stick was still "bang", and it slammed on the ground in the temple, shaking the house. If it weren't for the fact that the bricks of the ground were made from the sacred stones of the upper realm, they would have been smashed into a deep hole.

After Wei Changtian let go, he took a few steps back, stared blankly at the golden hoop stick, and muttered, "Good boy, what a heavy iron rod! It weighs thousands of catties." ”

Zhu Bajie was happy and said: "Brother, to tell you the truth, Sun Monkey's iron rod is a Dinghai God Needle, weighing 13,500 catties, and it is a little difficult for me to hold it, let alone you...... Your mana is not enough, in the future, let Sun Monkey steal hundreds of immortal peaches for you to go to the heavenly court to eat, and then steal more than a dozen gourd elixirs from him to swallow, and then the mana will be greatly improved, and you may be able to take it. ”

When Sun Wukong made trouble in the heavenly palace, he once stole and ate the large and small fairy fruits in the peach orchard of the queen mother, and later drank countless elixir and jade liquid on the peach banquet, drunk into the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun, and swallowed the elixir in his room, so that he became a body of gold and steel, and since then he has lived with heaven and earth, without life and death. Looking at the Three Realms, all the immortals and gods are following the rules, and he is the only one who is so bold and reckless.

As soon as he heard Zhu Bajie mention the old thing, he said: "At that time, Lao Sun was a little reckless. If it is changed to now, Lao Sun is not rare to see those peach elixirs. Just by virtue of the old grandson's face, when you go to borrow from them, you will not give them some forgiveness. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Yes, now that you have become a Buddha, even the old man is helpless against you, who else dares to say the word 'no'? If there is a bold dare to speak out, I am afraid that your iron rod weighing more than 10,000 catties will already fall on his head!"

Sun Wukong said: "You idiot, do you praise me or hurt me? I haven't seen each other for so many years, is it that your pig's ass is itchy again, and you can't beat me?"

Zhu Bajie thought to himself that in front of so many immortals, how could he show weakness to this monkey? His hands were crossed on his waist as thick as a bucket, and he shouted loudly: "Bi Ma Wen, now is not the time to learn the scriptures, you are no longer my senior brother, and I am not your junior brother. We are all members of the fairy world, on an equal footing, you are not qualified to bully me again!"

Sun Wukong hated others to call him "Bi Ma Wen" the most, and he couldn't help but be furious when he heard the words, and shouted: "Okay, you idiot, eat my old grandson first!"

When Zhu Bajie saw him say that he would fight, knowing that he couldn't resist his iron rod, his body turned into a cloud of green smoke, and he hid behind Tang Sanzang, and said, "Master, you see that Senior Brother is rough again." Hurry up and recite the mantra!" He was beaten by Sun Wukong's stick on the way to learn the scriptures, and whenever he was here, he would always ask for the protection of the master, and he had long been accustomed to it. At this time, in a panic, he naturally thought of Tang Sanzang.

Among the three disciples received by Tang Sanzang when he took the scriptures, Sun Wukong was too disobedient, Sha Wujing was too honest, only Zhu Bajie was the most honest and well-behaved, and he was deeply loved by him, although the two are no longer a master-apprentice relationship, but he still protects Zhu Bajie everywhere, at this time, he saw Sun Wukong looking for difficulties, so he put his palms together and said: "Wukong, he just said two words to you, what's the big deal? You finally have the friendship of brother and sister, just spare him this time." ”

The golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing also said: "Yes, senior brother, what the master said is right, the second senior brother is unintentional, you can spare him." It turns out that this Sha Wujing is very affectionate, and to this day, no matter where he goes, he still calls Tang Sanzang "Master", Sun Wukong as "Senior Brother", and Zhu Bajie as "Second Senior Brother".

Sun Wukong said: "Zhantan Buddha, golden-bodied Arhat, we are now sweeping the snow of each family, each in charge of their own affairs, you don't mention the friendship of the past! Hey, I get angry when I look at this idiot, I have to teach him a lesson today! Which of you stops, my iron rod is not welcome!"

With his identity of "fighting to defeat the Buddha" at this time, he has more than Guanyin Master, and since he was sealed and defeated the Buddha, he has been studying Buddhism and Taoism all day long. Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing both know his temper, they have always said that one is one, and two is two, except for a few words of dissuasion, do they dare to really stop it again?

only heard Zhu Bajie's "ouch" scream, it turned out that the golden hoop stick suddenly bypassed Tang Sanzang, shrunk to a foot long, and hit him on his left buttocks. Although he had rough skin and thick flesh, and he was protected by immortal laws, he still couldn't stop eating pain and screamed.

This time he was shocked into a cold sweat, and hurriedly used the immortal method of shifting shapes and shadows, suddenly turned behind Guanyin, and said with a cry: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Sun Monkey is angry." You must save the old pig, or you will have to kill him. ”

Seeing his frightened appearance, Wei Changtian was secretly amused at first, and when he saw him grinning in pain, he couldn't help but be a little worried, and thought: "If Brother Pig is going to be beaten into a disability or something, he won't be able to eat delicious food in the future, and women won't be able to play, then he will die a tragic death." It's no wonder he doesn't bang his head against the wall!"

I only heard Guanyin say: "Pure altar messenger, fighting to defeat the Buddha beat you today, you also have some mistakes......"

Sun Wukong said: "The Bodhisattva said well, watch me beat him into a dead pig!"

Zhu Bajie was startled, and immediately said with a sad face: "I can't fight anymore, if I fight again, it will become pork sauce!" I can't think of you...... After you became a Buddha, your temper became more and more irritable, and you couldn't listen to any advice...... Ouch, Bodhisattva, his stick is coming again......"

Guanyin shook his head with a wry smile and persuaded: "Fighting to defeat the Buddha, I will ask you for a favor on behalf of the messenger of the Pure Altar, and since he has admitted his mistake, you will not be beaten." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, it's not that my old grandson doesn't give you face, it's really this idiot who should be beaten! I beat him, and I can control him for a few years without talking nonsense!"

Just as he was about to cast a spell to command the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, Wei Changtian suddenly shook his body and grabbed a few steps, and said loudly: "Master, stop!"

Sun Wukong frowned and said, "What's wrong?"

Wei Changtian sighed: "If the master wants to beat him, please beat me with a few iron rods first......

As soon as he said this, all the immortals present were stunned. Bai Susu and Bai Zhen were really anxious, thinking: "Is Brother Wei crazy?"

Sun Wukong said: "Apprentice, are you also here to help this rammer?"

Wei Changtian said: "Master, apprentice, I don't eat inside and out, and my elbows turn outward. Brother Pig is my sworn brother, when we kowtowed, I swore a poisonous oath, saying that good brothers share blessings and difficulties. Now I am watching Brother Pig being beaten and suffering, if I stand by and watch, then won't my Wei Changtian become a villain who does not pay attention to righteousness?" Speaking of this, he knelt down again, slapped his chest with a "bang", and said loudly: "For the sake of Brother Pig, I would rather bear all the beatings from the master, even if I am beaten to death, I will never complain!"

His face was full of awe-inspiring color, and what he said was extremely tragic, and all the immortals were touched when they heard it, and nodded secretly, thinking: "Okay, I have this backbone at a young age, it's rare, it's rare! This time I want to see what this monkey will do." ”

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, stared at Wei Changtian for a long time, and suddenly asked sharply: "Do you really want to suffer for the nerd?"

Wei Changtianxin said: "Fake! Your iron rod is not fun at all! I just bet that you won't beat me." He resolutely said, "Yes, Master, don't hesitate, please start fighting!" Hit me on the head, it's better to beat me to death with a stick, so that you don't have to suffer and die a happy death!"

Sun Wukong made a move, and the golden hoop stick flew into his hand, and suddenly became longer and thicker, and shouted: "Okay, stick it!" A golden light flashed, bringing up the sound of "whirring", and hit it directly on the top of Wei Changtian's head.

"Ahh

"Brother Wei flash flash!"

"Senior brother, don't!"

"Fight to defeat the Buddha, stop it!"

All the immortals exclaimed in surprise almost at the same time, and Han Xiangzi, He Xiangu, Lan Caihe, and Lu Dongbin even left their seats. Bai Susu and Bai Zhenzhen's faces turned pale and bloodless with a brush. Zhu Bajie was stunned at first, and casually rushed out from behind Guanyin, wanting to step forward to stop him.

Wei Changtian saw that the iron rod was approaching, and he couldn't help but feel like a dead soul, and shouted wildly in his heart: "Fuck, it's really a fight! It's over, this time it's a small life!" For a moment, he regretted why he had to act as a "hero", closed his eyes, and waited for death.

After a long time, I didn't feel any pain in my head. He opened his eyes in horror, and saw that Sun Wukong had returned to his seat, looking at himself with a smile, his gaze moved upward, and the stick was on top of his head, which could fall at any time, and said in a trembling voice: "Master...... Master......"

Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks and said happily: "What a righteous apprentice, Lao Sun is reluctant to beat you!

Lan Caihe said happily: "Brother Wei, get up quickly! Fighting to defeat the Buddha has always been benevolent and righteous, and the grievances and grievances are clear, I know that he was scaring you just now!"

Wei Changtian's throat was dry, he laughed dryly for a while, and said, "Yes, Master...... He...... The old man loves me. People like me...... No, it's an immortal material, where can I find it if I kill it?......" stood up hard, only to feel a chill on my back, and I was shocked into a cold sweat. He tried his best to hide the fear in his heart, and tried to smile at the immortals.

Lu Dongbin sighed and said with a smile: "Wei Xianyou's iron rod is not shocked, it is really bold, and my generation is inferior." ”

Wei Changtian smiled and arched his hand: "Brother Lu, you have won the award!" said in his heart: "It's a fool who isn't afraid!" Fuck, I almost didn't scare my fart just now, and I pulled a crotch to poop!"

I only heard Sun Wukong shouting: "Idiot, if it weren't for my apprentice, Lao Sun wouldn't spare you this time!

Zhu Bajie wanted to wait for a few words, thinking that he had learned a stick just now, that taste was really uncomfortable, and saw Wei Changtian winking at him again and again, obviously asking him to shut up, so he had to forcibly hold back, but he "hummed" in his nose for a while. Everyone didn't know what he was humming, where did he expect that Zhu Bajie would not dare to fight with Sun Wukong openly, but he muttered a few words with a "hum" sound, which was counted as a tribute, and his "humming" was: "You sharp-beaked monkey with a sharp mouth Bi Ma Wen, a rotten monkey who steals peaches and steals pills!"