Chapter 59

Lan Caihe looked at the lotus flowers in the basket, and said with a smile: "Brother Xie Wei." I have all the strange flowers and fruits on the three islands of ten continents in this basket, and I only lack the lotus fairy flowers in the pond of Guanyin Dashi. When I came to Mt. Luojia a few times ago, I wanted to take one and put it in the basket, but I was afraid that Guanyin Master would not get along and lose face, so I never spoke. Hehe, it's good this time, Brother Wei gave me three flowers at once......"

Wei Changtian also smiled "hehe" and said: "I folded three lotus flowers in a row for you, and if Guanyin wants to blame, he will also blame me, and it won't hinder you from anything." Fuck, you're taking advantage of it!"

Lan Caihe said: "No, no, we are guests from afar, and she is well-cultivated, so she will never blame anyone." ”

The immortals bypassed the lotus pond and continued to move forward, walked about half a pillar of incense time, several majestic buildings appeared in front of them, a green tile glazed in the center, colorful clouds swirled, like a dream fairy dwelling. When you look closely, the three big characters of "Guanyin Palace" directly above the gate are shining with golden light, dazzling people's eyes.

Wei Changtian raised his head, marveled, and muttered: "I think that our family was rich in Yingzhou back then, and the house was also the best in Yingzhou City, but the workers and peasants saw that the houses in front of them were so small and miserable, and they lost their lives! Well, I don't know if the imperial palace in the capital is so majestic and gorgeous." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "How can the earthly land be compared with the fairyland?"

Ao Qin also said: "Yes." The world is full of chaos and noise, where is there such a quiet and quiet place? If I can move here for a few years, I will be satisfied!"

Wei Changtian said: "There are no brothels, no casinos, no buildings, there are fucking sea water on all sides, and it is almost the same for a small stay, if you live for a long time, you will suffocate to death." "He's hilarious, and his ideas are naturally different.

When the immortals heard that he didn't hold his mouth, they all shook their heads and smiled bitterly, but Ao Qin scoffed.

A middle-aged woman's voice suddenly came from inside the temple: "You immortal friends have come from afar, forgive me for not being able to go out to greet you, it's rude." ”

With the words, five figures floated out of the palace gate, but they were four men and one woman.

Wei Changtian didn't have time to take a closer look, and suddenly there was a flower in front of him, and his right hand had been tightly pulled by a fat palm, and he heard one person say loudly: "Ha, Brother Wei, why did you come here too? Do you miss my brother?" When he looked at Dingqing, the person who spoke was fat and big-eared, and his appearance was ugly and funny, but he was not sworn to the eldest brother Zhu Bajie, who was it? At that moment, he was also ecstatic, stretched out his arms, hugged Zhu Bajie, and said excitedly: "Fuck, Brother Pig, it's really you! You made me look so hard!" He let go of Zhu Bajie and said: "Yes, our brothers have been separated for so long, I really want to kill you, big brother! By the way, I brought all the family property this time, and there are hundreds of thousands of taels of gold, silver and jewelry, enough for our brothers to eat, drink and have fun for a long time." Big brother, are you free now? Let's go, I'll invite you to drink and go to the kiln!"

Zhu Bajie's face was embarrassed, and he said "cough" twice, pulling Wei Changtian away, and said in a low voice: "Brother, it's better for us to say this kind of thing in private." You are so loud that they hear indecent. ”

Wei Changtian let out an "oh" and nodded, "I know." ”

Zhu Bajie grinned, rubbed his palms and said, "I'll tell you the truth, since our brother broke up, I haven't opened meat again." Hehe, when this is over, I will definitely accompany you to the world to find happiness. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "This is easy to say, I will pass it on to you another day." Seeing that the rest of the immortals were also talking to each other in front of the Guanyin Palace, his heart moved, and he said, "Brother, don't you want to see Bi Ma Wen? ”

Wei Changtian frowned, and said strangely: "What is Bi Ma Wen?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned, then laughed dumbly, and said: "Hehe, 'Bi Ma Wen' is my senior brother Sun Wukong! Well, but only I can call the three words 'Bi Ma Wen', you can never call it, the monkey is grumpy, and when you hear the word 'Bi Ma Wen', you will get angry. Grandma's, his iron rod weighs more than 13,000 pounds, and even I can't bear it, let alone you. ”

In fact, how did Wei Changtian know that this Zhu Bajie has always been respectful and afraid of Sun Wukong. Although now the four masters and apprentices have all returned to the Buddha's door and are on an equal footing with each other, when he sees Sun Wukong, he always calls him "Brother Monkey" and "Senior Brother" affectionately, and only when he is in private does he dare to call the word "Bi Ma Wen".

Wei Changtian heard Zhu Bajie say that "his iron rod weighed more than 13,000 catties", he was a little puzzled, and was about to ask carefully, Zhu Bajie had already walked to the door of the temple. He had no choice but to go with him.

Zhang Guo's old fairy eyes squinted, and he smiled: "Pure altar envoy, you pulled Wei Xiaoxian aside and the two of them muttered something?

Zhu Bajie shook his head, his two big ears swayed with it, and he said: "It's not a good word, it's not a good word!" Old man, it's better if you don't listen, you will be so angry that you will blow your beard and stare when you hear it!" "Take Wei Changtian straight to the woman who came out of the temple, and said, "Brother Wei, I'll introduce you to you, this is Master Guanyin......

Wei Changtian said in his heart: "Fuck, didn't I want to introduce your senior brother to defeat the Buddha, why did you introduce her first? Could she be more important than your senior brother?" When I looked closely, I saw that Guanyin was in the middle of the year, wearing a white gauze robe, and the body was like being caged by a layer of faint smoke, becoming more and more transcendental, floating and flying, holding a half-foot-high jade bottle in his right hand, and a thin and soft wicker was inserted in the bottle, I don't know what to do, and looked at her kind face, and there was a faint majesty between her eyebrows. The ...... of Guanyin The prestige of Tuas is really like thunder, famous all over the world, and it is better to be famous than to meet, and it is better to be famous than to meet. Hehe, my name is Wei Changtian, the 'guard' of 'guard', and the 'wind' of 'Fengyun'. I just came out to mix, and I don't have much fame, so I will take care of it more in the future. He originally wanted to call Guanyin "eldest sister", but when he called the eldest sister, he felt that she was a little smaller, and wanted to call her "aunt", and he felt that he was a little old, so he followed Zhu Bajie's words, and was also called "Dashi".

Guanyin smiled faintly, his eyes turned on his face, his heart suddenly shocked, he closed his eyes slightly, opened his eyes suddenly, and said slowly: "Wei Xianyou, your words and deeds are very similar to an old friend of mine." ”

Wei Changtian smiled: "Yes." That's what he said when he met me. As he spoke, he pointed to the guide to the extreme immortals, and then said: "But I am a mortal in the world, and you are immortals in the sky, so we have nothing to do with each other at all." Ha, maybe I was a fairy in my last life, and we were good friends at that time. ”

Guanyin nodded lightly and said, "The battle between immortals and demons 100,000 years ago, do you have any impressions of Wei Xianyou?" The reason why she asked this question was because no matter how the immortal priest died, as long as the primordial god was immortal, he could be reincarnated again after experiencing all kinds of calamities, if Wei Changtian had a memory of the events of 100,000 years ago, then it proved that he was the rebirth of the old friend back then, if he was completely ignorant, then it didn't matter.

Wei Changtian muttered, "One hundred thousand years ago, the Great War of Immortals and Demons......? This ......" suddenly remembered something, and said loudly: "I remember, when I fought with a Jiao monster in the lake, that Jiao monster once said something, '100,000 years ago, Demon Venerable led our Demon Realm elite to fight a bloody battle with the immortals in the Heavenly Realm', and boasted that 'I think back then, in addition to Demon Venerable and a few demon protectors under him, as well as a few old men in the fairy world, I have few opponents in the Three Realms' and so on, fuck, the cowhide can blow him out!"

Guanyin and the Antarctic Immortal Weng glanced at each other, their faces were shocked, and they asked in unison, "Is there really such a thing?"

The voices used by the two were a little louder, Wei Changtian was startled, and said: "Of course there is such a thing! It's a pity that the Jiao monster has been killed by Brother Pig, and there is no proof of death, otherwise you can go and ask in person." Hey, what's going on? ...... you guys. Why are you so excited?"

Zhu Bajie thought for a moment: "Yes, although I didn't hear the Jiao monster say these words, I did kill it." Hehe, I think my old pig has had countless demons and monsters since he became an immortal, but he has never seen that monster. 100,000 years ago...... His grandmother's, could it be that Jiao monster was already a monster 100,000 years ago? Well, I don't know about the 'Immortal and Demon War' or something...... Bodhisattva, old man of Antarctica, you two became immortals early, you should know about this......"

The Antarctic Immortal Weng was full of sorrow and sighed: "Pure altar envoy, this matter is a long story, I will talk to you slowly in the future." Turning his head to Guanyin, he said in a deep voice, "If this matter is really as Wei Xiaoxian said, it will not be good." In the bloody battle 100,000 years ago, most of the demons and mortal participants were ambushed, and the rest were sealed in the secret place of the world by the Rulai Dharma Talisman. Could it be that now that the talisman has lost its forbidden effect, and the demon inside has escaped alive?"

Guanyin frowned, noncommittal, thought for a long time, and then said slowly: "My Buddha is like a Gong Gong to participate in the creation, the mana is boundless, he gathers the mana of the immortals to make a rune, but the demon can be forever suppressed, and there is no possibility of losing the effect of the ban." Moreover, only the Buddha himself knew about the land where the demons were sealed back then, and the other immortals and gods of the Three Realms could not find out at all, so there was no possibility that the magic talisman would be removed......"

Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "Master, it's not that I can't believe in the Buddha, I just think that if there is a leak in the place where the demons are suppressed, so that the demons get out, the Three Realms will fall into a bloody storm again...... Alas, the Great War 100,000 years ago is vividly in my mind, and I still have some fear when I think about it!"

Guanyin said: "Rank immortal friends, don't hide it, the day before yesterday, I had a demonic aura near Luojia Mountain, which was a strange thing that had never been seen before, and I was thinking about where the demon would be so bold and arrogant." ”

Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "I and King Ao Long are also here for this matter. Seeing that Tuas's immortal mountain was fine, our hearts were much more stable. With the immortal method and prestige of the great priest, what demon dares to come and provoke the nuisance? Unless it is the Demon Venerable of the year......

Guanyin closed his eyes slightly, and immediately opened them, and said: "What the immortal Weng is worried about is also reasonable, I will set off tomorrow to go to the Great Leiyin Temple, report this matter to the Buddha, and ask him to open his eyes, investigate the Three Realms, and explore to understand." ”

She paused, then smiled faintly, and said: "Immortal Weng, I invite the Eight Immortals and the Buddha of Zhantan Merit, the Buddha of Fighting and Victory, the Messenger of the Pure Altar, and the Golden Arhat to come today, just to appreciate the lotus flowers that bloom once in five hundred years in this treasure lotus pond. Let's drink some fairy liquid elixir and eat some fairy peach and exotic fruits today, and put aside the rest of the trivial matters for the time being, so as not to disturb the elegance, how about it?"

The Antarctic Immortal Weng laughed and said, "What the master said is right. Even if there are demons in troubled times, it is also due to calamity, and it is not our power that can stop it! Hehe, when we passed by the lotus pond of Tuas just now, we saw that the lotus flowers carefully cared for by Tuas bloomed all over the pond, and it was three points better than the fairy lotus in the pond of the Queen Mother's Niang Yao. ”

Guanyin said: "I just meditate and practice meditation on weekdays, and the lotus flowers in the pond grow well, thanks to the Hui'an walker and the black bear god who guards the mountain." ”

When Wei Changtian heard her mention the black bear god, he couldn't help but blurt out and ask, "What happened to the black bear?" Alas, I really had no intention of hitting him. Master Guanyin, you have a lot of adults, and there are a lot of sea ......"

Guanyin smiled: "The mountain guard god was injured by you, Hui'an has already told me. Little fairy friend, your punch is not light!"

Wei Changtian heard that her tone was wrong, he panicked in his heart, and lost his voice: "What, was it beaten to death? Fuck, isn't it, it has a lot of flesh and thick skin, can it be so can't help beating?"

Zhu Bajie patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't worry, if you feed a pill of elixir to the mouth of that big black bear, he will be able to jump around immediately." I'm sitting and resting in the temple right now. ”

Wei Changtian thought to himself that when he first came here, offending one would be equivalent to offending a group, and making one would be equivalent to making a group, and it would be best not to provoke anyone. Although the black bear is just a mountain god, but it depends on the owner to beat the dog, look at the Antarctic immortals and the eight immortals are extremely respectful to Guanyin, presumably this Guanyin master must be an important member of the gods, immediately sighed, loudly: "Brother Xiong was injured by me, I have to go and see what, make amends to him, apologize! Hey, I still have a lot of silver on my body, and I will give him a thousand taels of eight thousand taels as compensation for my beating." ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he "hummed" twice in his nose, and secretly pulled Wei Changtian farther away, and whispered: "Brother, that black bear monster is a gatekeeper, and he has no time to go to the world to find happiness." If you give him money, it will be like throwing it into the sea. Hehe, it's better to keep it for our brothers to use later. As you know, I am an immortal who has become a positive fruit, and after I arrive in the world, I can't use the immortal method to change the gold and silver pit to harm the people......"

Wei Changtian covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "Big brother, I am spending money to eliminate disasters and avoid future troubles." Besides, if I give him silver, he won't necessarily want it?" patted the gourd on his waist with his left hand, and continued: "There are 700,000 or 800,000 taels of silver tickets in here, as well as hundreds of thousands of taels of gold and silver ingots, plus hundreds of pieces of jewelry and jade, adding up to a total of 1 million taels and hundreds of thousands of taels, Brother Pig, how many good meals can you eat? How many women can you find?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned, counted for a while, but he couldn't figure it out, and muttered: "This...... This one...... That's enough......"

Wei Changtian said: "Then what are you worried about? I will give him 10,000 taels is just a dime a dozen! Why, you are my eldest brother, I am your brother, in the future I will eat less, you will eat more, I will play one less girl, you will play more!"

Zhu Bajie was so happy that he couldn't wait to pick him up and turn around a few times, and said loudly: "The old pig didn't hand over your brother in vain! I like it!" He turned around and looked at it, and said, "See that thin and short monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth? The monk on his left wearing a brocade robe and holding a nine-ring tin staff is my former master Tang Sanzang, and the ugly man with a black face and red hair on his right is my junior brother Sha Wujing. I think that back then, our master and apprentice traveled four thousand miles to the Great Leiyin Temple to learn the scriptures, and encountered more than 10 million demons and monsters along the way? ”

Wei Changtian saw him gesturing his hands and feet, saliva flying sideways, and his face was radiant, knowing that he was saying something big, and said in his heart: "Come on, you blow less! Since your nine-toothed palladium is so powerful, how can you still be afraid of your senior brother Sun Wukong? Hehe, I think it is probably not you who has a very famous reputation and made the demons frightened and flee in all directions, but your senior brother Sun Wukong." Thinking of this, his eyes swept over Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing, and then focused on Sun Wukong's body.

When he first saw it, although he felt that Sun Wukong's appearance was a little too ugly, but after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't help but be impressed by the awe-inspiring heroic aura exuded from him, and said: "Let's go, Brother Pig, go over and talk to your master, senior brother, and junior brother." ”

Zhu Bajie said "um", the two big ears were windless, shook back and forth, and said: "You remember, I agree not to use the word 'Bi Ma Wen' in front of the monkey, otherwise he will ask him, if you accidentally confess me, then I will be miserable." ”

Wei Changtian was secretly amused, and said with a straight face: "Is my Wei Changtian the one who betrayed his friends? Don't worry, I won't say 'Bi Ma Wen'." I call him 'Fight to defeat the Buddha'!"

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Brother is really smart! Grandma's, that Sun Monkey is a guy who eats soft and not hard, he likes to listen to people tout and flattery, he used to call himself 'Monkey King', and he was 'Monkey King' in the heavenly court, and now he is 'Fighting to defeat Buddha', you call him a few words loudly, his unhappy fart is weird!"

Wei Changtian clapped his palms and said, "I know!"

Suddenly, Guanyin's voice came over faintly: "Pure altar messenger, Wei Xianyou, two guests from afar, how about you come to my temple with all the immortals?"

Zhu Bajie turned around and replied: "It's coming! It's coming!" Seeing that Guanyin, Antarctic Immortal Weng, Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, Sha Wujing and the Eight Immortals had slowly entered the temple, and hurried over with Wei Changtian's hand. The Bai sisters went in last.

A cadre of immortals entered the Guanyin Temple, and saw that the wooden fork and the black bear guarding the mountain were already waiting in the temple. After the immortals sat down, the wooden fork came over and filled the jade cups in front of the immortals with jade liquid, and the black bear guarding the mountain clumsily served a plate of immortal fruits for the immortals to taste. It seemed that his wounds were all healed.

Wei Changtian saw that the black bear looked at him from time to time, and his face was still a little indignant, so he got up and left his seat and said, "Brother Xiong, I know that you are still annoyed with me in your heart. How do you want me not to be angry with me? How about I pay you some money?" Seeing that the black bear was noncommittal, he said: "I know that Brother Xiong, you regard money as dung and beautiful women as skeletons, and you are a big hero and a big hero...... Well, if you give me a punch in return, we'll get even. Otherwise, I'll give you a few bangs to apologize!In short, as long as Brother Xiong can dissipate your anger and hatred, I can do whatever I want, brother!"

The black bear guarding the mountain hesitated slightly, looked at Guanyin, and then looked at Wei Changtian, and saw that his face was full of sincerity, and his heart moved, and he secretly thought: "Since this little immortal is the Bodhisattva's honored guest, if I deal with him, I am afraid that I will provoke the Bodhisattva to be angry." Besides, I took one of the Bodhisattva's elixirs, and now I am no longer hindered, and my mana cultivation has taken it to a higher level. That elixir is the result of the Bodhisattva's thousands of years of hard work, and the Hui'an walker has never eaten a single pill, if I hadn't been injured by this little immortal, how could I have eaten it? Hehe, speaking of which, I have to thank him in turn. ”

As soon as he thought of this, he was relieved and grinned, "You look at me, do you look like you're angry?"

Wei Changtian said happily: "No, not at all! Haha, Brother Xiong is really broad-minded and generous, and my brother admires you for the five-body throw! We don't know each other, come, I salute you, let's make friends!"

The black bear god also picked up a cup, and the two jade cups collided, making a crisp sound, and raised his head to drink the jade liquid.