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It turned out that Korea was once just a county in China.

The Chinese look down on the South Koreans, especially after the South Koreans get the missiles.

Now we call them sticks!

Beat the Korean stick, the most important thing is good medicine, just take the stick and hammer the stick.

The weight of a soccer ball is not heavy, but if you shoot hard and hit someone's lower abdomen, it hurts.

But if you double the weight of the soccer ball without slowing down, then the pain will inevitably double.

Then this medicine is to make the Chinese primary school football team shoot the goal, the speed of the ball suddenly becomes heavier without the same speed, so that the opponent can be easily kicked to the ground.

For it is like striking him on the head with a rod, which is called hammering him with a rod.

The ingredient for the dispensing is that I have to become Ultraman when the monster invades Korea and help destroy the missile defense system.

It's very simple, all you need to do to become Ultraman is to buy a salted duck egg, cut it in half, and stick it on your eyes.

I became Ultraman, and I quickly completed the mission.

So I made a miracle medicine and hammered it with a stick.

I saw that our side shot the goal, and the opponent blocked the ball with his body, and the result was a scream.

After all, it's just a schoolboy, where can he withstand the full force of such a heavy ball?

Driven by the pain, the Korean elementary school students actually gave up their brave and tenacious spirit, and we easily poured 5 goals.

5-0 victory for the Chinese primary school team.

Next is the important match of the Shenhua team, and the opponent of the Shenhua team is Guangzhou Evergrande.

At the pre-match press conference, a reporter from Guangdong asked me fiercely: "Little thing, how do you think Shenhua can beat Evergrande 10-0?" ”

I said: "That's a bluff, I think it's a 3-0 win over Evergrande!" ”

The Guangdong reporter asked me very fiercely: "You run the train with your mouth, and there is no bottom line for nonsense, so I will say that you will never win Evergrande this time." ”

I laughed: "You are a joke, in front of me Zhang Xiaoyi, you Evergrande will also lose." ”

The journalist jumped up, and he wrote the report:

Although Zhang Xiaoyi is famous, he is just a child, full of nonsense, delusional to defeat Evergrande, Evergrande has been the champion for several consecutive years, and his strength is very strong, not to mention anything else, the Evergrande boss has money and can buy the best players in the world, and he Shenhua is just a club with the funds of the Greenland Group in other places, and this kind of small club is trying to win Evergrande, which is really a joke.

I read the newspaper and tore it to shreds.

I opened the medicine king football system and found a bottle of medicine that fits perfectly.

If you dare to blow, I will dare to do it.

After taking this bottle of medicine, your task on the court is to brag!

For example, Hao Haidong thought about you with the ball, and you bragged that Lao Tzu has played in the League A for 40 years. No one can get by. Okay, you are bragging, but it's different after taking medicine, your bullshit will definitely come true, that is to say, Hao Haidong is also

I really can't get past you.

The ingredient for the dispensing is that you have to go to the women's gymnasium and take a close-up of the female gymnasts splitting the forks.

For example, splitting on uneven bars, doing gymnastics, or balance beam, etc.

Very shameless behavior? I felt like nothing.

I took a close-up of a split across from a national women's gymnastics team.

Everyone thinks it's nothing, because the audience, including reporters, is filming.

Zhang Xiaoyi, can you be shameless again! (Author's roar!) ）

Recently I found that if the author writes a novel in the first person, the reader will feel that the author is talking about the author's own business. I said that I would draw a line with Zhang Xiaoyi.

I used the medicine on the Shenhua team.

At the beginning of the game, I saw that Evergrande didn't take the Shenhua team seriously, and wanted to suppress Shenhua when he came up, so he heard Shenhua veteran Qin Sheng bragging and said: "I can run 10 seconds in 100, when I was young, the world record 100 meters was only 10.02 seconds!" ”

Naked bragging.

But Qin Sheng just ran fast.

He left Evergrande's defenders behind.

When he faced the goalkeeper, he said: "When I face the goalkeeper, I usually don't shoot directly, I don't pass the goalkeeper, but kick into the goalkeeper's arms, and then the ball is too powerful and bounces the goalkeeper and the ball into the net." ”

Yes, he thought it was Hinata's Tiger shot.

The result came true, and the opposing goalkeeper flew into the net with the ball.

Next, Cao Yunding dribbles the ball, he kid has a domineering, he doesn't brag at all, he refuses to brag, he relies on his strength to dodge the gap and shoots to score, when this kid stares at me, I think this is called domineering!

Next up was Moreno's Colombian bragging as he kicked off the goal, saying: "I can shoot this goal kick into the opponent's goal with a very tricky arc. ”

As a result, the ball was hoisted from the back straight into the opponent's goal.

The score was 3-0.Shenhua won.

At the post-match press conference, a Guangdong reporter said to me: "You were just lucky to guess the score correctly"

Liu Mengyu asked me: "Xiao Yi, why did you say that the Shenhua team has changed so much, and how did you change this team?" ”

I replied: "This Shenhua team has a background, do you remember the battle for hegemony in Shanghai?" Where was Dalian at that time? Only Shenhua has come to this day, this is a great team, a great team must have its own great strength, not so much that I changed the Shenhua team, it is better to say that the Shenhua team was activated by me. ”

"Well said!" Cao Yunding was invited by me to the press conference.

I nodded and asked him to speak.

Cao Yunding said: "Shenhua is not only the Shenhua of Shanghai, but also the Shenhua of all China, the Evergrande team won the Asian Champions League, for the Chinese to win glory, now it is our turn to win the Asian Champions League, this honor for the country, we work hard to get." ”

A reporter said more: "Can SIPG win the AFC Champions League this time?" ”

Cao Yunding kept silent.

I said, "Very low in terms of probability!" ”

The reporter asked, "Why?" ”

I can only tell them what I think, because SIPG won the AFC Champions League, what are we Shenhua bragging!!

So definitely not to take it!

After the press conference, Ma Xiaoyun came to see me.

I walked with her on Pudong Binjiang Avenue.

She smiled, very sweetly.

She said she wanted to fly to the UK to study and that her father, the alien, might be going to Mars recently.

I'm a little stunned, what are you doing on Mars?

She said: "I went to Mars to get something and came to Earth to develop it, I heard that it is a very powerful system. ”

I was surprised to hear it, I have also seen Ma Xiaoyun's system, although it is not as good as the medicine king football system, but if there are more such systems, I will not be able to maintain my winning record.

Everyone always remembers that there is never how good you are, only if others are not doing well, you can do well!

If everybody is doing well, and you're doing well, then you're the worst, or you're bad.