As the head coach of the Shenhua team, my first game of the new season was against Shanghai SIPG. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Before the game, at the press conference, a reporter asked: "Coach Zhang Xiaoyi, as the head coach of the Shenhua team in the new season, you are under tremendous pressure, may I ask, what is the goal of the Shenhua team this year?" ”

I stretched out a finger and said to the reporter: "Zhang Xiaoyi, I haven't lost a game so far!" I want to win the Super League championship with a winning record! ”

Another reporter asked me: "Coach Zhang Xiaoyi, what do you think of Shenhua fans?" ”

I nodded, then suddenly stood up, tore my shirt, showed two points, and shouted, "No wild, no Shenhua!" Shenhua fans are as enthusiastic as this head coach, I am here today to appeal, Shanghai Shenhua team won the championship, Shenhua fans will go naked with me! ”

The reporter asked: "Coach Zhang Xiaoyi, what do you think is the coolest thing in life?" ”

I laughed and said, "Win!" Keep winning! ”

The match against Shanghai SIPG is about to begin.

SIPG has had problems recently, there are more injuries in the team, and foreign players cannot play.

If you want to win the championship, the Shenhua team actually has only one opponent, which is Guangzhou Evergrande, but if you can't double kill SIPG, then in terms of points, it is very likely to lag behind Evergrande, because Evergrande will never lose to SIPG. Must get 6 points on SIPG!

I looked at the values of the players in the team and found that the players' abilities are quite strong, especially Cao Yunding, this kid is simply a demon! You'll have to pull him up.

Cao Yunding has always been known for his ability, speed, accuracy of crosses, and high accuracy of shooting!

I've got to give him the icing on the cake.

There is, if Cao Yunding's shot! If it's an S-shaped arc, how awesome it would be!

For example, if he shoots a goal, but it turns out to be an S-shaped arc, how weird the line of the ball will be!

S-Arc Medicine: You must go to the Shanghai Women's Pole Dance Competition and win the first place!

Okay, I'll start chanting mantras and become a girl!

A little girl with big eyes appeared.

The Shanghai Pole Dance Competition begins.

I saw hot women posing there.

In order to get the first place, I had to take medicine!

I checked it, the devil body medicine, raw materials: eat 10 h comic books.

In other words, eat paper!

After I took the devil's body medicine, I suddenly changed from a 10-year-old girl's flat to a very sexy woman.

Then I took part in pole dancing.

The action was bold and artistic, and then I actually won the championship.

After winning the championship, I gave Cao Yunding an S arc shot medicine.

The match with SIPG began.

SIPG lacked foreign aid, and the opponent's Eriksen coach did not have a suitable replacement, and the overall strength declined.

I shouted, "Stator! Stator, just break through from their substitutes! ”

The opponent's substitute gave a big gift, a penalty.

Cao Yunding took the penalty, only to see him shoot at the right side, and when he arrived in front of the goal, he suddenly turned a big arc, and after making a big circle, he entered the gate from the left.

S arc!

I only heard the narrator shout: "What a powerful shot, a strange arc that has never been seen before, it can be compared to Robert Carlos's kick." That's amazing! ”

After scoring the goal, for the sake of Demba Ba, I shouted: "Stator, stator!" Go ahead and shoot in the S arc! ”

The ball went in again, and Cao Yunding's S arc shot at goal!

The opponent's substitute player was mentally unbalanced and ate a red card!

Stator! Shoot! The goal was scored again 3-0!

Another substitute of the opposing team received two yellow cards and was sent off.

Stator, shoot! 4 to 0!

Stator! 5 to 0!

Stator! 6 to 0!

Stator shoots again! 7 to 0!

The opposing goalkeeper Yan Junling pulled down Moreno in the penalty area, and the red card added a penalty!

Stator penalty scores! 8 to 0!

Continue the game 9-0! The end of 10-0 is the final score!

The commentator said: "This is a great game, SIPG has abused Shenhua in the case of a small number of Shenhua team, and now Shenhua has defeated SIPG 10-0 by its own strength, and it is foreseeable that Shenhua has a good chance of entering the AFC Champions League this year." ”

At the press conference, Xu Mengyao asked me: "Zhang Xiaoyi, what do you think of this 10-0?" ”

I laughed and said: "What happens on the football pitch is often unexpected, I didn't expect such a scoreline, I thought before the game that we should win 3-0"

Liu Mengyao asked: "Zhang Xiaoyi, this 10-0 will go down in history, what do you want to count in the history books with this score?" ”

I thought about it and said: "10-0 is not the biggest point difference, my goal is to play Evergrande and play 10-0!" ”

The next day, the Cantonese media criticized me for being unreserved.

Many fans also expressed their dissatisfaction.

But Xu Mengyi wrote a report that was: "Who said it was impossible, Zhang Xiaoyi himself is a miracle!" ”

The second round of the World Cup journey of the Chinese primary school football team is with Cambodia, and Cambodia is a boy who sends points.

I looked at the drug, the medicine king football system, there is a medicine called, "three-point medicine". Everyone knows that there are no three-pointers on the football field, but if you take this medicine, a long-range shot from outside the box counts as a three, and you can beat a very weak opponent by a large margin.

With this medicine, you must introduce a junior to so-and-so on April Fool's Day, and when he took off his junior clothes, he found out that this junior is a man!

I found a pseudo-mother, I asked him to seduce so-and-so, and when so-and-so found out that she turned out to be a man, my medicine was ready!

I gave this medicine to the primary school football team, and I saw the primary school students keep shooting from outside the penalty area, and the score against Cambodia was 30-0!

Liu Mengyao interviewed me, and she asked me: "Is 30-0 the biggest score difference in primary school football?" ”

I said, "Probably not, but it looks pretty good."

After the interview, I asked Liu Mengyao, are you free at night? Let's have dinner.

In a restaurant with a more atmospheric atmosphere, I had dinner with Liu Mengyao, she looked at me, I looked at her, and I gave her a bouquet of roses.

At this time, a violin player came over, and I asked him to play a tune for Liu Mengyu.

The man asked me, "Son, is she your sister?" ”

I said, "Girlfriend, hurry up, stop talking nonsense." ”

The man pulled up, and a poignant tune.

Get lost!

It's really ruining the atmosphere.

Liu Mengyao and I walked down the street, there were pedestrians everywhere, I pulled her arm, and she didn't break free.

The opponent of the Chinese primary school team in the next round is the South Korean team, and the next round opponent of the Shenhua team is the Hangzhou Greentown team.

In these two games, the South Korean team is more difficult to deal with.

The characteristics of the South Korean team are good physical fitness, good at pressing, awareness is better than the Chinese team, and the talent of the players is slightly higher, which is a very difficult team to deal with.

If they want to win against South Korea, the Chinese team will have to overcome the psychological shadow of the black three minutes.