Who is the loneliest? People who run fast are the loneliest, why? Others can't catch up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I was too fast on the pitch.

The Changchun team members couldn't keep up with me at all, how could a group of elementary school students outrun me.

The game ended easily, 3-0, and the Shanghai team won.

After the game, I didn't even have time to go to the press conference, and flew directly to Rio, where the final of the Chinese women's football team met the Brazilian team again.

The enemy was very angry when they met, and the Chinese women's football team lost 0-3 in the first game, and now that the head coach has changed, history will change.

I checked the medicine king football system and found a bottle of medicine, called a bird's eye view.

The human eye is not really suitable for kicking football. Your field of vision is too narrow.

In the past, Spain's Alonso looked left and right there in order to find a player to catch the ball, and his neck kept moving.

But if it's an eagle, then it can see what's behind it.

Of course, the name of my bottle of medicine is called Bird's Eye View, and after taking this medicine, you can look at the pitch from the sky, and you can clearly see the running position of your teammates and the position of the opposing players.

In order to make this medicine, I have to comfort Ning Zetao, who didn't even make it to the finals, Brother Tao!

I called the sports bureau officials, and I saw the decadent Ning Zetao.

He was a little distracted.

I began to comfort him, Taotao, you lost this time, although I am not optimistic about your future, but at least you are handsome, find a better rich woman, get married, and you will not worry about food and clothing in the next life.

Tao Tao stood up, shook hands with me and said, "Thank you, listening to your words is better than reading ten years!" ”

I've got my medicine ready and the match against Brazil is about to start.

At the press conference, I waited for questions from reporters.

At this time, a Brazilian reporter asked me provocatively: "10-year-old children, will your Chinese women's football team be like you this time, giving us some feelings of adults bullying children?" ”

I said to him, "First of all, give you a bad review of this question, and then greet your whole family, see you on the field." ”

The game began, and I used this magic medicine for the Chinese women's football team, and the women's football players suddenly saw from the sky where they were and what they were doing.

It's so easy to pass and catch the ball, especially when you're back, so you don't have to look back.

The game was still a bit tough, and there was a huge gap between the two teams.

Anyway, you can have a bird's-eye view of the court, so you can just control the ball first and lose time.

90 minutes, a moment passed.

The penalty kick begins.

I had an idea that I had all the penalty takers turn around and the goalkeeper was a little bit blindsided.

I had the goalkeeper of the Chinese team turn his back to the penalty player of the Brazilian team.

They're just as stupid.

How did they know that the Chinese women's football team could have a bird's-eye view of the stadium, and the Chinese team won the penalty kick.

Olympic Women's Football Olympic Champion! This gold medal is heavy, and after so many years, the Chinese women's football team finally realized its dream of Rio and became the Olympic champion.

When the national anthem sounded, I sang along.

At the post-match press conference, the reporter asked me: "Zhang Xiaoyi, how did you make the women's football team so strong and win the championship?" ”

I said: "The women's football team won the championship because of their own efforts, of course, medicine can help you, but the most important thing is to rely on yourself!" ”

When the women's football team wins the championship, I have to rush back to China, and the next game is the final of the National Primary School Football Championship, Shanghai vs. Guangdong.

The Guangdong team has always been a traditional powerhouse, especially in the past two years, the senior team Guangzhou Evergrande has swept the domestic football world, known as the undefeated East.

It is not easy to win the football team of primary school students, who are also from Guangdong.

The Guangdong team has strong tactical execution ability, outstanding individual ability, and strong overall ability, which is difficult to deal with.

I looked at the Medicine King football head coach system and saw a bottle of medicine called Pele's Prophecy, and after this bottle of medicine is consumed, you will be able to make accurate predictions like Pele.

In order to get this pill, you have to go out on the street and hand out 20 condoms to 20 beautiful women and say, "Prevent AIDS, please use condoms." ”

In order to fight for victory, at the beginning, several beautiful women listened to my words, looked at the condom in their hands, and threw it away, they looked at my 10-year-old boy and felt strange.

But there were still a few college girls who took the condoms, and they said, "They also went to send condoms before, and they understood my behavior with the same lines." ”

Later, I was still ridiculed, and then I couldn't do anything, so the rest went to the primary school to find Ma Xiaoyun, Wang Yuyan and Xu Ruoshui, and sent them the set.

I said to them, "To prevent AIDS, please use a condom."

Completed the task, hahaha, Guangdong team, tremble!

I ordered the medicine, I took it myself, and I boldly prophesied like Bailey!

In this game, I guess the Guangdong team won!

The process was very thrilling, and the result was very satisfying, and the Shanghai team defeated the Guangdong team 1-0 with its strength.

The power of Bailey's prophecy is really great.

When I won the national elementary school football championship, I burst into tears and I shouted at the camera!

The Shanghai primary school football team has won!

Although some people think, isn't it just a national primary school football champion, what's the big deal?

But I still think it's amazing.

I soon received a new invitation to be the head coach of the Chinese primary school football team, aiming to win the World Primary School Football Championship, and I was also invited by the Shanghai Shenhua team to become the head coach of the Shenhua team, aiming for the Chinese Super League championship.

The Chinese primary school football team is not a strong team in Asia, and it is naturally very difficult to win the championship.

Shanghai Shenhua's Super League championship is also very difficult.

The strength of the Shanghai Shenhua team is only a second-rate team, and there is a gap between the strength of Guangzhou Evergrande.

I'm still going to take office.

The Chinese primary school football team had to make it out of Asia first, and we were in a group with Vietnam, Cambodia and South Korea in the group stage.

The first round of the new season of the Shanghai Shenhua team is the Shanghai derby, and the top two in Shanghai met for the first time after Demba Ba's broken leg last time.

History will be changed by a 10-year-old head coach who has the Medicine King football system.

In the first game against Vietnam, I found out that I had a bottle of medicine in my new medicine.

"Amazing, why are you always able to wear a crotch!" The characteristic of this bottle of medicine is that the ball can always pass through the opponent's crotch very skillfully, and everyone knows that it is very difficult for the ball to wear the crotch, because the person is moving, and the crotch is not big, so it is not easy to be crossed.

The ingredients for dispensing are simple, put a very smelly fart in a crowded elevator, and shout: "I put it!" ”

This first has to eat some garlic or something, to ensure that the fart must stink, and then go to a building, squeeze into the elevator during work hours, and then put it, and then admit it out loud.

I have to say that I still sweat when the people around me look at me with a strange look.

The medicine was ready, I was very easy to wear the crotch of the Vietnamese player's pants, very easy to pass, and score, the first game 5-0.