Mole Man: "We will advertise on various official basketball forums in Minemei, and there will be a lot of basketball fans and college fans who will come to watch it." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" said, he raised the mobile phone in his hand: "We will keep today's video, if you don't go... Hey, hey, hey. ”

After that, everyone in the peak body, talking and laughing, walked away.

Feng people, clenched their fists, bowed their heads and were silent, very lost.

Suddenly, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the gymnasium, and everyone looked out through the sunlight shining into the gymnasium through the glass window, but saw a tall and thin figure push the door in an instant.

The thin and tall figure, very anxious, panting, holding on to the glass door, bending over, looking at us, who is it not Song Kaiji?

"I'm sorry guys, but I—I'm late?"

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After coming out of the gymnasium with Sister Gossip, I was in a very unhappy mood. Because of this kind of face-losing thing, I believe that every peak student will not feel good in his heart. The gossip sister also had a heavy face and was silent all the way.

When I got to the dormitory, I fell asleep. But I couldn't sleep again, so I had to silently greet Liu He and the others in my heart.

At this time, there was a sound of tapping on the keyboard under the bed, and I looked down at the bunk, and the gossip sister was seriously opening the chat software to chat with others.

Me: "Sister Gossip, most of our peaks are about to be stepped on by someone, how can you still be in the mood to chat." ”

Sister Gossip: "What do you know, the expressions of the group of people in Fengti are not only unhappy, but I am also very unhappy, especially those two girls, with ***** faces." The reason why I am chatting online is because Fengti has one of my good sisters. I want her to help me inquire, who are the current peak basketball varsity team, and they are all so arrogant. ”

Me: "What can you do after you ask?" Is it possible to find someone to retaliate with a tooth for a tooth? ”

Gossip sister: "This... "Sister Gossip was asked by me for a while and had nothing to say.

I thought about it for a moment, and suddenly I had an idea: "Yes! It's a tooth for a tooth! Let Fengda find the field again, won't we be able to get out of our evil spirit? ”

Gossip sister: "How do you get back to the field?" With the strength of Fengda now, even if the personnel are neat, they may not be able to defeat them. ”

Me: "Didn't you say that you want to inquire about them, just let your good sisters check the statistics of their recent games or trainings of the peak sports basketball team, so that you can know yourself and your opponent, and the chances of winning all battles can be greater." ”

Sister Gossip: "What do you count?" ”

Looking at Sister Gossip's incomprehensible look, I suddenly remembered that Sister Gossip didn't know anything about basketball. So I quickly climbed out of bed and used my computer to search the Internet for a template photo of professional player statistics to show her.

Me: "Well, it's a table like this, and this kind of table is a statistical table. ”

Sister Gossip: "That's it, it's easy, I'll leave it to me, and I'll get it for you within three days." ”

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The weekend was peaceful, and it passed quickly, and it was Sunday afternoon in a blink of an eye. Let me look forward to the stars and the moon, and Zhuang Xiaoqian, who has been looking forward to the old lady for two days, and the ghosts and ghosts are finally back.

Whether the two of them can return safely is directly related to whether I can get good food. So when they first entered the dormitory door, I always pretended to ask for warmth, and then went straight to the point.

Me: "Sister Qianqian, you are still good to me, the ghost and the dead Nizi said that she would come back at night, which obviously wanted to starve me to death." Dear Sister Qianqian, what delicious food have you brought? ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian looked tired and pointed to the suitcase: "Oh, it's all in the box, let's go see it yourself." Also, I'm tired, get some sleep first, you little devil don't bother me again. ”

Me: "Surely, it's too late for me to eat, so why don't I have an extra mouth to make noise with you." ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian: "This is the best, I'm sleeping." ”

Me: "Uh-huh. ”

When I opened my suitcase, I couldn't stop drooling because it was all my favorite food. At that time, I was so happy, and when I was happy, I was a little carried away and fluttering, and I forgot what Xiaoqian told me not to disturb her.

Me: "Sister Qianqian, you are so good to me, woo, I was so excited that I was about to cry." By the way, you are so kind to me, do you have any thoughts about me? If you have an idea, you can say it, but if you don't say it, how do I know what you're thinking, right? Oh, I know, are you greedy for my beauty again, you can tell me if you are greedy for my beauty, although I may be a little at a loss, but we have always been a 'five good' beautiful girl who knows how to repay her kindness. ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian: "。。。。。。 ”

Me: "Sister Qianqian? Sister Zhuang? Sister Xiao? Hey, why don't you ignore me? ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian: "。。。。。。 ”

Me: "Oh, I see, you must want to hear me tell you jokes again, you wait, I think there's some funny joke." ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian suddenly sat up from the bed, grabbing her messy hair, "Beautiful, beautiful, I beg you, can you just let me rest for a while?" ”

"Hahaha, I... Ahaha, I suddenly thought of a very funny joke, can I tell it to you? ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian: "I don't listen, your jokes are all A, none of them are normal." ”

Me: "I promise not to say A, I'll give you a brain teaser, how about it, don't say I'll suffocate to death, please, please, Sister Qian~." ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian hugged her hands to her chest: "Okay, you have to say faster." ”

I looked at the two well-defined little white rabbits on Xiaoqian's chest, and couldn't help but swallow: "Listen: men and women go on a blind date, men ask women what kind of boys they like." The woman said that a faint girl like her just wanted to find a faint boy. So the two of them didn't succeed in the blind date. You know why? ”

Xiaoqian thought for a while: "I don't know." ”

Me: "Because boys have two 'light'." ”

Xiaoqian's reflex arc was long: "Two 'faint'. . . Balls? Amy, Amy, don't talk about A jokes, I didn't expect you to be so dirty. ”

Me: "Hehe, if you don't answer, you'll have to listen to me again." ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian: "Then hurry up, I'm sleepy." ”

Me: "Listen to the question: What do rotten tooth decay in the mouth, rotten turnips in the field, and excruciating pain in the hospital have in common?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian thought for a long time: "It's all fake medicine?" ”

I shook my head: "No! ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian thought about it again, and then smiled weirdly: "It's all bugs?" ”

Me: "It's kind of interesting, but it's not true. ”