Zhuang Xiaoqian: "That's all right? ”

I smiled evilly: "The common characteristic of these three is: slow pulling!" ”

"Yikes! I thought I was dirty enough, but I didn't expect your little devil to be even dirtier, it's just hopeless. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhuang Xiaoqian said.

"Hehe, you haven't answered again, I still have questions."

Zhuang Xiaoqian was very unconvinced: "You come again!" ”

Me: "Please listen to the question: there is such a class, the class style is very positive, and there is no problem of young love between boys and girls in the class. So the homeroom teacher was very proud and went around publicizing how well he taught our class. One day, he bragged about his class in the office again. At this time, the English teacher said: No early love is not a good thing. The teachers in the office didn't know what that meant. So the math teacher's words surprised everyone. Sister Qian, do you know anything? ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian pouted: "I don't know." ”

Me: "This sentence is: under the Brokeback Mountain, the lilies bloom." ”

This time, Zhuang Xiaoqian reacted quickly: "Ah, homosexuality, it turned out to be ......"

Me: "No, the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is just to reproduce, hehehe." ”

While talking, I took advantage of Xiaoqian's stunned moment, jumped up and touched her chest fiercely, then grabbed two bags of snacks from the suitcase, and ran to the next door: "Wow, it's so slippery and big." ”

"Amy, you stinky girl, come back to me!!"

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Monday is here again.

Although I would love to find out about the basketball team in the gym, I still have classes in the morning, a class called communication skills.

The teacher who taught this course was very strict, and he called me before every class, and he basically got to know the students in our class through the roll call, so it became more and more difficult to let others help me answer this trick. So in order not to fail the exam, I still make sure that the attendance is present every time.

Teacher: "Chinese culture is broad and profound, when it comes to communication, it will inevitably be associated with language, when it comes to language, you will think of Chinese, and when you think of Chinese, you will immediately think of Chinese characters. Chinese characters, this Chinese character, most of them are pictographs, such as this 'big' character. As he spoke, he wrote the word on the blackboard, "The word 'big' represents a person, a person with open arms and legs, which is very vivid." ”

He added a dot under the word 'big', which became the word 'too': "The word 'too' is even more interesting, and it would not have been possible to think of this word without the great wisdom of the ancestors." ”

Someone under the podium had already laughed: "This looks like a boy's small... He quickly covered his mouth.

Teacher: "You see, this student's thinking is not pure, your thinking is too dirty, and it is not at all the ideological literacy that a scholar should have." ”

The student was still very unconvinced: "What other explanation can you have for this word?" ”

The teacher pretended to brush the beard on his chin, and then lifted his eyes on the bridge of his nose: "You think, 'big' is already big enough, a little more than 'big', isn't that too big, so there is the word 'too'." ”

"Oh!" The class suddenly understood.

The teacher erased the point below the word 'big', and then clicked a dot in the upper right corner of the word 'big', "This 'dog' character is also a hieroglyph, what does the dot on it represent, does anyone know?" ”

One person replied, "On behalf of the puppy's ears." ”

Teacher: "Yes, this point is the ear of the animal. ”

The teacher was very proud: "Then I will test you again," he wrote another word on the blackboard, this character is 'Lu', "Do you know the meaning of this 'Lu' character in ancient times?" ”

The crowd shook their heads.

The teacher looked very well-informed: "This character 'Lu' is a very beautiful meaning in ancient times, symbolizing kissing between men and women. ”

"Oh!" The class suddenly realized.

"So this hieroglyph, it's interesting, it's...

"Teacher, I have a question!"

One of us interrupted the teacher's speech, but it turned out to be an international friend from our class, from South Africa. He's very dark-skinned, and he's the kind that will definitely hit him at night if he doesn't look closely. He came to China to study because he was very interested in studying Chinese language and writing.

Teacher: "What questions do you have, Abraham?" ”

Big Black Brother: "I have a question, teacher, may I ask you, is the word 'pin' superimposed on three mouths also hieroglyphics?" Does it symbolize a kiss between three people? oh！ mygod！ socool！ I didn't expect the ancient Chinese to be so open, it's incredible! ”

Teacher: "This... This... ”

Big Black Brother: "And the word 'Tian', is it four people kissing together?" ”

The teacher was already messy and had nothing to say.

Big Black Brother: "Oh! I thought of an even more amazing word. How to interpret the word 'device', is it four people kissing around the dog? ”

The teacher had already fainted in the lecture.

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Because the communication skills teacher always called the students before class, after the first class, I took the ghost and planned to go to the basketball gym together.

Me: "Hell, Comrade Liu Dachuan of the Propaganda Department sent me a text message early this morning. The text message said that the central hospital will come to our school this afternoon to promote the blood donation activity, and it may be useful to our propaganda department at that time. But I'm not going to go, how about I leave it to you? ”

Ghost: "You don't seem to have been to the Propaganda Department for a few days, can you do this?" ”

Me: "It's not that Fang Yuan's eldest sister and Liu Dachuan's stinky boys are teaming up to calculate me." I've all let their plot succeed now, and I'm all here to be a radio commentator, and what else are they going to do to me. I haven't settled accounts with them yet, and I don't think they can hide from me now, if they dare to say a word to me, unless they are impatient. ”

Ghost: "Alright then, I'll go, but if the monster comes down, you can't leave it alone." ”

I waved my hand: "No, no, they won't be bored." But seriously, you're so nice to me, hell. How about having dinner for you in the evening? ”

Ghost: "I'll have to think about it, huh. Then I'll reluctantly accept it. ”

Me: "Phew! and pretend in front of me, see that I will not punish you! With that, I made a sneak attack, made a profit on the ghost's chest, and then quickly ran away.

Ghost: "Amy, you stinky rascal, see if I don't catch you and spank you!" ”

"Wow, it's so slippery."

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