"No, little sister, uncle didn't laugh, you must have read it wrong. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But I saw you smiling."

"Maybe I'm so handsome, approachable, and suave that I'm hallucinating."

"Uncle, do you know what point of invulnerability you have?"

The doctor's uncle's face suddenly turned red, "Little sister, you asked too directly, right?" ”

I couldn't help but feel a chill: "You think too much, uncle, I'm talking about your face, your face has been practiced to the realm of invulnerability." ”

"Hey, hey, little sister, I'll just praise me, actually, except for being handsome, I don't have any shortcomings!" The doctor shook his head again: "I sometimes think that I am not actually handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls, they said I was handsome, I didn't admit it, they beat me, and called me hypocritical, which made me. It's quite hard to be a person. ”

Although I heard that the doctor uncle of the school hospital was very handsome, but I didn't expect him to be such a narcissistic guy, but fortunately I never liked the handsome obscene uncle: "Uncle, your face. . . It's true that bullets can't be pierced, missiles can't be broken, laser abrasions can be damaged, and atomic bombs can be prevented. ”

After a simple treatment of the wound, the three of us chatted with the lewd uncle for more than half an hour, of course, through this exchange, I thoroughly understood that a person --- a lewd level can almost be equated with my teacher Hehe Ma Zhe.

Seeing that the time was not early, and the little belly began to growl, I remembered that I had just promised the ghosts and ghosts that they would have a dinner in the dormitory, although my small purse had deflated my chest and back, but after all, the words I said were like spilled water, and we have never recognized cowardice in this regard.

After coming out of the school hospital, I asked the ghost to pull a phone call to Zhuang Xiaoqian, and after the phone was connected, Xiaoqian said that there was something on the side of the Literature and Art Club, it seemed to be about the rehearsal of the welcome party tomorrow night, and she couldn't get out of the way temporarily, so she could only blame her for not having a mouthful.

"Two dear friends, good friends, base friends, cannons. Ahem, what are we going to eat? I asked them.

"What should I eat?" Sister Gossip and ghosts are also a headache.

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The most difficult question to answer in the 21st century is: What to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner today? Now it seems that as college students, we are even more deeply touched.

Let's take the time of class, 11:50 is the time when we leave school in the morning, but every time it is not 11:30, I can vaguely see that the students in the whole classroom are starting to be a little restless, just sitting on pins and needles, and the whole body is as uncomfortable as being bitten by ants.

Student 1: "Hey, hey, hey! Are you ready to sprint out after school? ”

Student 2: "Uh-huh, I'm ready." ”

"Have you figured out what to eat for a while?" Student 1 asked.

Student 2: "No. ”

Student 1: "Then you're embarrassed to say you're ready?" ”

Classmate 2: "I'm ready to rush back to the dormitory building, I plan to sleep beautifully first, and give Zhou Gong a dream in my dream, so that he can give me instructions on what to eat for lunch." ”

Student 1: "。。。。。。 ”

It can be seen that the question of 'what to eat' is much more difficult than those calculus, triple integrals, Lagrangian median value theorem, Taylor's formula, Gauss's theorem, etc. Of course, although I can name these integrals and formulas, it doesn't mean that I know much about them, or even a little bit about them.

The question of 'what to eat' even tortured me to the point of having symptoms of Alzheimer's.

I remember one time, just after breakfast, I went to the classroom early and waited for the morning class.

I was fiddling with my fingernails when I heard my name called.

"Huh? Beautiful, what are you doing, you look like you can't give up, are you thinking of spring? ”

"Thinking about you, I'm thinking, don't bother me."

"Huh? Demon Ai, could it be that your head suddenly opened up? I actually started thinking about academic issues. ”

"Who said I was thinking about academics."

"And what are you thinking?"

"I'm just... Just think about what you're going to eat for lunch. ”

"You 。。。。。。"

Classes start at 8 a.m. and end at 11:50 a.m., and I usually start thinking about what to eat at noon from the first class until I think about ringing the bell to get out of school.

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"That... How about we go for pizza? Yesterday, I heard that there is a discount event at an off-campus pizzeria, so I think I can save a lot of money. The ghost said.

"Which store are you talking about?" Sister Gossip asked.

"Thyme, the pizza there has always been the cheapest and tastier."

At this time, I suddenly interjected: "I, let's go to the restaurant, I haven't eaten stir-fried food for a long time." ”

Of course, going to a restaurant is much more luxurious than eating pizza, anyway, I pay for it, and of course the ghosts and gossip sisters have no objections.

However, what they don't know is that there is a reason why I don't want to go to a pizzeria for more affordable pizza.

I remember when I first came to college, I went to 'Thyme' to buy pizza.

"Hello sister, please bring me a 10-inch pizza."

"Okay, little sister, do you want to cut it into 8 pieces, or cut it into 12 pieces?"

I showed a pure and lovely smile: "Sister, you can cut it into 8 pieces, and I can't eat 12 pieces alone." ”

The waitress sister, who had been smiling all the time, suddenly stopped smiling, and when she looked at me again, it was like looking at a rare animal. Not only did I wonder: Could it be that I was too pretty? Why does this sister look at me like this?,Is it?。。 Could it be that there is something wrong with her sexual orientation? Thinking of this, I was so frightened that I quickly left with my pizza in my arms.

But when I was almost at the dormitory, it occurred to me that something seemed wrong: "A pizza? Cut into 8 pieces is just enough to eat? Can't eat it all by cutting it into 12 pieces? "When I think of this, I instantly have the heart to die.

So, I haven't been to that pizzeria called 'Thyme' since.

The three of us talked and laughed, and slowly walked forward in the green eyes and drooling expressions of a group of animals, and finally walked out of the school gate and came to the 'Eat with Confidence' restaurant after a short 20-minute journey.

"Yo! Isn't this the big beauty Emily, how can you have time to come here for dinner today? "As soon as we entered the door to find a place to sit, we saw a middle-aged man walking over with a smile on his face.

"Boss Hao, what do you mean by this, aren't we welcome? In that case, let's go. ”

"Hey, let's see you outside, Mr. Ai, I'm not kidding you, you drink some tea first, I'll go get the menu, hehe, you wait a while."

After finishing speaking, Boss Hao immediately went to work very quickly......