Chapter 13 Boss Hao is not good at all
After a while, the fragrant and delicious meal appeared in front of us. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info may be really hungry, and the three of us look more exaggerated than the other. Although the temperature of the air conditioner in the restaurant is very low, it is inevitable that there will be some traffic under such a hot weather.
"Huhu~ It's hot to death! I'd better take off my clothes," I'm going to take off my clothes as I speak.
All of a sudden, the chattering restaurant was quiet, the sound of talking, laughter, clashing cups and saucers, and the bragging of drunks all disappeared, and all eyes were on me.
Xi Changchang hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand and stopped my actions: "Emily! What a neurotic are you committing! ”
Although I wanted to refute it, but when I think about it, what Chang Chang said seems to make sense, because after all, after taking off the vest and shorts, only underwear remains.
I wiped the beads of sweat from my head, "Okay, Changchang, listen to you." ”
The lively and noisy restaurant suddenly returned to normal, and the sound of talking, laughter, clashing cups and saucers, and drunken bragging was endless, drowning us in a sea of voices for a while.
"This sour and spicy shredded potato is sour and spicy, just to my taste, it's delicious." I said.
"Ah, little devil, I ordered this spicy carp, don't rob it from me." Sister Gossip shouted loudly.
Relatively quiet or a few ghosts, although the ghosts are also gobbling up and constantly eating in their mouths, but at least people are not like me and Sister Gossip, eating is like fighting, I think she must have been under a lot of pressure, otherwise if it were ordinary people, she would have no face to sit here and continue to eat.
No, no one dares to sit on the tables and chairs within three meters of us.
Suddenly, a fingernail-sized shredded meat in the hot and sour potato shredded potatoes caught my attention, and when it was too late, my right hand was like lightning, and I took the chopsticks and went to the shredded meat.
But at the moment when my chopsticks just caught the shredded meat, another pair of chopsticks suddenly came out of the middle of the way, and I saw at a glance, who else could the owner of the hands be if it was not Xi Changchang?
"Changchang, you take it away for me, this is what I saw first!"
"The eight immortals cross the sea to show their abilities, and whoever has the ability to grab it is whoever they have." Chang Chang Dao.
"Shame on you!" I scolded.
"You're incompetent!" Smooth return.
"You mean, scoundrel!"
"You vulgar, scum!"
The four raging fires continued to burn and grow in our eyes, and the temperature in the entire restaurant seemed to soar dozens of degrees in an instant.
At this time, the ghost suddenly spoke: "No, how can there be meat in the sour and hot potato shreds?" ”
Hearing the ghost say this, I was also puzzled, so I blinked and looked into the plate again, it didn't matter if I didn't look at it, and after a look, I was so frightened that I quickly threw away my chopsticks.
"Yikes! Vegetable bugs, there are vegetable bugs in this shredded potato! ”
The ghost also saw that it was a meat worm, and immediately put down his chopsticks, covering his mouth with his left hand, as if he was about to vomit, and his brow was furrowed into a twisted ball.
There were insects in the meal, where did I endure this, and he slapped the table fiercely and said, "Boss Hao!" You come out for me, how can there be bugs in the dishes you cook?! ”
A dark shadow flashed, and a waiter walked over from the backstage. When I saw the waiter come out, I didn't dare to slap the table, and I sat back on the stool very obediently.
For I saw the strong waiter come out with a handful of things in his hand.
"This classmate, what are you looking for Boss Hao?" The waiter looked at me condescendingly, a bright kitchen knife fiddling back and forth between his hands, and the cold light on the kitchen knife flickered in front of my eyes from time to time, making my eyes a little dizzy.
"No, it's okay, big brother, I didn't look for anyone, you must have heard it wrong." I was intimidated by his position.
The waiter gave me another deep look, and then walked straight backstage.
"Woo woo woo~~ scared me to death, die Changchang, usually only have the ability to bully me, but when it comes to the critical moment, I hide aside and dare not say anything. Hey? What are you looking at? ”
I suddenly noticed that Chang Chang and Ghost were staring at the wall of the restaurant, and I fixed my eyes to see that there were notes on the walls that were similar to suggestions.
"This is an opinion note, since this is the case, I will capitalize and close-up, so that all customers know that Boss Hao is a black businessman! Hum! ”
But just as I picked up the pen and paper next to me to write something on the blank paper, Xi Changchang suddenly tore down a few comment notes and said to me: "You... Let's take a look at these first, and then consider whether it is necessary to write an opinion note. ”
I glanced at Sister Gossip with some confusion, and then looked at the note.
Customer opinion: Boss, why do I have a bug in my dish?!
Boss Hao replied: Maybe it's because you're a single dog, and the couple at the next table ate 2.
Customer opinion: Boss, why are there bugs in the dish?
Boss Hao: Yo, look at how this waiter served you meat?! Add five more yuan to the dizziness, and I will charge you three more yuan if you see it, do you fancy it!
Customer Opinion: Hey, Hey, Hey! How can there be flies in the well-sealed wine of the little village chief?
Waiter: This fly is coming from the northeast, and we can't take care of it.
Opinion: Boss, it's right that I ordered the back pot meat, but what about the meat?
Boss Hao: The meat has just returned to the pot.
Customer: I ordered slices of pork, why are there so many green peppers, carrots, and onions in it?
Boss Hao: Today we celebrate a big reward in our store, buy one get three free.
Customer opinion: Boss, you guys are too slow to serve.
Boss: Excuse me, what did you order... ****。
Opinion: I said, the noodles in your store are too short to pick up.
Waiter: Not long, but, very thick.
Customers complain: Whether it is fast food, soup pot, or stir-fried food, there is a possibility that hair, flies, sand or other random hair will make you lose your appetite, and the random rate is unpredictable.
Boss Hao: The young man's math must often be full marks.
Spit on: 'Eat with confidence' can always bring us surprises. Today, you think you've got the hardest meal in the world here, but tomorrow, you'll always find yourself wrong.
Waiter: Our boss only saw the first sentence.
Tucao: boiled slices, back to the pot, braised slices, green onion slices, eggplant roasted, plum vegetable buckles, vermicelli, green pepper shreds, bitter gourd slices, radish stew...... I seem to be missing one of the most important foods in my order.
Boss Hao: We can't do it without it, only we can't think of it!
I suddenly felt that my world was slowly starting to change, it was slowly starting to get darker, and I had the illusion that it was raining heavily, a never-ending heavy rainstorm......