After all, I just woke up drunk, and there is really no logic at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I just touched the "little brother", it's soft and dry, obviously not the state that should be after that. How can it be promiscuous.

The head was still dizzy, and the roar of a motorcycle's engine still echoed in the room.

Xiao Zhang slowly came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and took advantage of the light of the screen to recognize Xu Fei lying next to him.

"Nima! This guy is drunk, right? Why did you run here and sleep! Scare Lao Tzu! Xiao Zhang muttered.

He was like this, he "broke off" after drinking, and after a while, he continued to drink.

Seeing Xu Fei clearly, Xiao Zhang also knew what was going on with the "engine sound" he heard before - it was Xu Fei snoring!

As a senior "purr master", Xiao Zhang has a lot of experience in this way. He has been sleeping listening to his grandfather's snoring since he was five years old, and he has been living in the dormitory since elementary school.

The "purring" thing, the tone, loudness, frequency, and timbre are all particular, and the snoring is different for different people. Some girls will also fight when they are tired, but it is a cute panting sound, very soft, Xiao Zhang thinks it sounds very good.

"I must find a daughter-in-law who can snore and beat me well in the future!" Xiao Er was so determined when he was fifteen years old.

...... like Xu Fei Even if he is a woman, he is still a white rich beauty, and Xiao Er is not uncommon.

This snoring can't be done! It's very loud, very sharp, the frequency is still very urgent, and there is noise, Xiao Zhang thinks that if the motorcycle engine is not added to the engine oil for half a year, it is estimated that it will be this sound.

Xu Fei curled up there, looking a little cold. Just now he covered Xiao Zhang's only quilt.

Xiao Er yawned and casually pulled the quilt onto Xu Fei.

When I woke up, I couldn't sleep if I wanted to, and Xu Fei's snoring made it impossible to sleep. Grass, that breathing rate is not something that normal people can get at all, Xiao Zhang was taken by him and breathed with his rhythm intentionally or unintentionally, and within two minutes, he began to have a stomachache - a fork in the air.

Forget it, don't sleep!

Get up and play the game!

Even when he was just playing strings, Xiao Zhang still kept in mind the mobile game called "League of Legends Champion Coach", if it wasn't for Xu Fei's interruption in the police station, maybe he would have pulled Xu Fei to play together.

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……

Plugging in the phone with one battery left, putting on headphones for himself, Xiao Er entered the game mode.

"You have new news, please pay attention to check it!"

Open it!

"You received a contract from the WE Esports Club!"

Open it!

Not to mention, this contract is quite like that!

In PDF format, Party A and Party B, the term of the contract, various terms, including liquidated damages, etc., are all clearly and clearly, and there is a blank space at the bottom right - this is the place where Xiao Zhang signed.

The contract period is one year, the monthly salary is 10,000 yuan, not counting the bonus dividends that may be obtained by major events, and the treatment is very good.

But Xiao Zhang also understood that this contract is equivalent to a "temporary worker" contract at most, to put it bluntly, if WE really looks at Xiao Zhang's displeasure, he can be fired at any time, except for losing a little money, there is really no big loss.

To sign or not to sign?

Sign, of course, this treatment is already very good in the eyes of Xiao Zhang, a × with a monthly salary of 5K, and this is a game after all, and he doesn't want to be entangled in this area.

How can I sign it? This "contract" interface does not have any "confirm" or "sign" buttons.

Do you have to find a printing shop to type it out and sign it? Not really!

Xiao Zhang tried to adjust the size and scope of the contract displayed on the screen of his mobile phone, and "drawn" his name with his finger after "Party B's signature:".

Sure enough, that's how it works!

"Congratulations! You have officially become a coach of the LOL branch of WE Esports Club! ”

"The system will go into maintenance and after 6 hours, new features will be turned on..."

“5:59:59...”

"This ...... What the hell is this going on! Xiao Zhang doesn't understand, he just signed a contract, it should be equivalent to "registering an account", right? Why did you just finish it and maintain it!

Nima!

I don't have to play, I don't have to sleep, the long night is long, it's boring!

"Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle, check WE's information!" Xiao Er, this can be regarded as entering the role.

It doesn't matter if you don't check, this check freaks him out.

Type "WE" and press "Enter", and the top of the searched messages is the one called "Hit the bottom!" After the fiasco of M3, WE changed the commander on the spot".

After clicking on it, the first thing that caught Xiao Zhang's eyes was the sentence "After the fiasco to the former junior brother M3 team, WE official media officially announced that due to the team's performance this season, it will officially terminate the cooperation with the current coach South Korean Kim Nam-hoon (ID: Hoon)." ”

"Ouch! It's really a change of handsomeness! What a coincidence! Xiao Er thought it was a coincidence.

But after reading the news about "WE Change of Commander" one by one, Xiao Zhang's face changed a little.

Especially after he clicked on the next piece of news.

"Not adapted? Completely rotten! After the defeat, WE makes a faint move! ”

"After the 0:2 defeat to M3, WE executives announced the suspension of cooperation with South Korean coach Hoon. According to insiders, after firing Hoon, WE actually chose a local coach, who has no previous professional experience, and, the most incredible thing is that the coach's game ID is called 'Picking and Masturbating', which is only a golden rank. ”

"'Jerking while picking'?! Isn't that me! Xiao Zhang was stunned.

This ID Xiao Zhang remembers clearly, when he applied for a League of Legends account in the Internet café, he tried several nicknames such as "Ximen Blowing Snow", "Ye Gucheng", "Dugu Seeking Defeat", "Xiao Seeking Defeat", "Xiao Lao Evil" and so on, but they were all preemptively registered, Xiao Zhang caught a glimpse of an uncle at the booth not far away who was picking his feet and stroking and masturbating, and suddenly had an idea, and this is the ID.

The taste is indeed a little heavier, but this ID has a strong sense of picture and is definitely unforgettable.

"That's all I ...... Can you also choose WE to be a coach? Just kidding! ”

"Impossible! Could it be that mobile game that made me amuse? Xiao Zhang thought of this possibility.

Just as he was thinking, his phone vibrated - it's coming!

The call is an unfamiliar number, the place of belonging is Shanghai, the number is good, there are 6 and 8, it is very easy to remember.

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Hanging up the phone, Xiao Zhang was completely messy.

The call was from King.

Who is King? In poker circles, King definitely means "Old King". But in the e-sports circle, when it comes to King, it must refer to Pei Le, the founder of WE, who is known as the "Emperor of Shanghai".

Pei Le was born in the interstellar game, and can be said to be the most backbone of China's group of professional e-sports players, and later founded the WE Club, which has grown step by step, and has won in interstellar, in Warcraft, in Dota, in LOL, and in Hearthstone. Today, WE is nicknamed "60E" (another six billion fans) by players, and has a bit of a wealthy attitude.

This is definitely a big shot! And this big man who should have been unable to fight with Xiao Zhang's eight poles actually called Xiao Zhang in the middle of the night.

What the hell is this!

April Fool's Day?

We'll have to wait two weeks now!

PS: First: Thank you for the book friend Ps, the empty city, the long stroll and the time flies! Second: After the update, it will be fixed at 15:00 and 21:00, which is the latest time, and occasionally it may be earlier, but I will try not to delay it as much as possible! Third: Some people may question Xiao Zhang's contract issue, this has checked the information, it seems that the coach's salary last season was generally 7 or 8K, and some coaches (such as Abu, such as IG's coach, such as South Korean coach) will have a higher salary, Xiao Zhang's this, give him 10,000 good. Not high, not low. If you can't accept it, just make up one by yourself, after all, it's too tangled, and there's no way. Continue to ask for favorites and recommendations!