"Xu Fei, you said that you are really! How many adults are there, and they all look like they're all 26! Also fighting! ”

"Grass, if you fight, you won't win!"

"I'll be grassy, why don't you find me earlier, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill him!"

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At the kebab stall not far from the police station, Xiao Zhang counted Xu Fei. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The two of them squatted on the road, holding a handful in their left hand and one in their right hand, snorting mutton skewers.

Xu Fei's face was fierce, full of anger and had no way to vent, so he had to vent it on Kuan'er, tearing it fiercely, like a hungry wolf.

This afternoon, not long after coming out of the Internet café, Xu Fei's anger subsided, and he also felt that he had passed, although he also knew that an old brother like Xiao Zhang would not be angry with himself for this little thing, but he still called to apologize.

After this phone call, Xu Fei received the news - a small gathering of high school classmates.

Unlike Xiao Zhang, the house he rented was a little far away from the Internet café he went to, and he had to take a few subway stops and turn around in the middle. At this time, if you want to go home to take a shower, shave, change your outfit, or something, you will definitely be late.

The group of classmates were in a hurry, so Xu Fei went to the party with this "Internet café outfit".

What is "Internet café loading"?

Inside is an Umbro long-sleeved shirt that I used to wear when I played football in the winter at university, and the "Three Lions" logo of the England team is embroidered on the chest. There is a black down jacket on the outside, and the supermarket bought it at a discount is just over 200 yuan.

There was a pair of fat jeans on his legs, and there were still some oil stains on his legs, and there were three or two small holes in his knees, which had not been washed for about two weeks.

It's the thing caused by this "Internet café outfit".

It's been three or two years since I graduated from college, and it's been six or seven years since I graduated from high school. Unconsciously, the gap between former classmates has quietly widened. Some people drive BMWs with beauties, some people have several houses under their hands and can live a good life just by eating rent, and the sons and daughters of those who married early can almost go to soy sauce......

When Xu Fei appeared, his eyes swept over his outfit and became cold.

Cold eyes are indispensable.

ridicule is even more indispensable.

Xu Fei is impulsive, irritable, and straightforward. This is the temperament brought out of beating the mother's womb, this temper will naturally not offend people less, some of the people present are Xu Fei's "enemies" back then, and they can't help but see his jokes.

If they want to see a joke, they can't help but say something stabbing at them.

Xu Fei was impulsive and irritable.

silently picked up his fist and smashed it on a white and pure face, and the sneakers of more than 100 yuan kicked on the customized suit of tens of thousands of yuan......

Later, Xiao Zhang received a call and fished Xu Fei out of the police station.

"Cool?" Xiao Zhang asked.

"It's not good!"

"Oh." Xiao Zhang turned around, asked the boss for twenty skewers of mutton and twenty skewers of tofu, thought about it, and brought a case of beer from the supermarket next to him.

took out a bottle and handed it to Xu Fei.

"Don't drink! Lao Tzu still has to play professionally! Xu Fei looked very resolute.

"Drink! It's all such an adult! A hairy profession! Smiling Strawberry is still younger than you, everyone is retired! Xiao Zhang frowned.

"Can we stop drinking?" The gloom on Xu Fei's face was somehow swept away, and he became pitiful.

"Drink!" Xiao Zhang bit down the cap of the bottle, and "Gududu" blew off a bottle.

"O Nima! It's going crazy, it's going to be crazy! Xu Fei held his head in his hands, his face was full of horror, and it was estimated that even if the end of the world came, he would be able to scare him like this.

"Drink!"

Xiao Zhang took another sip and opened another bottle.

After a bottle of beer, Xiao Zhang was already "red", just like a fried prawn thrown into an oil pot, anyway, the skin exposed to the outside was all red. His eyes were also red, and he stared at Xu Fei in a daze, and he tried to persuade him to drink.

"Hasty! This Nima! Forget it, drink! Drink! Xu Fei also blew off a bottle.

Before meeting Xiao Zhang, Xu Fei always felt that in the cartoons he watched when he was a child, what "Popeye" and what "weird master in disguise" were very deceiving! You said that a good person, how can he eat spinach or wear a wooden mask and become sexual, blind JB!

But the first drink in the college dormitory taught him a lesson, and Xu Fei knew what "Nothing-Is-Impossible" was! (Nothing is impossible!) ）

Yes, Xiao Er, this guy is a drunken maniac, or a "drunken maniac".

YOU DON'T NEED A BOTTLE AT ALL - A GREEN GLASS BOTTLE, A 500ML BOTTLE - JUST A BEER CAN MAKE HIM PERVERT!

Crazy, domineering, hot...... And, uh, full of lust.

Xiao Zhang turned around, and suddenly threw the empty beer bottle he had just drunk into the flower bed behind him, and with a "dang bang", it was estimated that it fell and shattered, and the glass slag splashed all over the place, causing several passers-by to look at him angrily - this person is too unqualified!

After throwing the bottle, Xiao Zhang took the iron skewer of mutton skewers, which pointed and poked, and also had the momentum of "pointing out the country, stirring up words, and dung for ten thousand households". But when he said it, it immediately changed its taste, and his style was much lower: "Grass, when Lao Tzu is developed, Lao Tzu has to hire a few people to cook skewers for Lao Tzu, make beer for Lao Tzu, go to work for Lao Tzu, and count money for Lao Tzu!" ”

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're amazing!" Xu Fei was absentmindedly doing "teasing", he still had to find a good place to hide that big box of beer, if he really poured it into Xiao Zhang, this kid would not have to swim the Huangpu River at night, and then run to the gate of the Shanghai Municipal Government to pee?

O Nima! I was wrong, I shouldn't have fought today! You shouldn't be impulsive!

Xu Fei really regretted it.

The Xinjiang little brother who grilled the skewers was still "giggling" while grilling the skewers, they were all old customers, and it was not the first time he had seen Xiao Zhang's virtue, not surprising.

This little brother is also righteous, after baking the skewers in his hand, he quietly touched it and said to Xu Fei: "Hey! Give me the beer, don't give it to him! I close it at market price! ”

He also helped to solve the siege, anyway, on weekdays, he would rush to sell the box of beer before the supermarket closed, and he would save the box of wine from Xiao Zhang, and then go to the supermarket to serve it.

"Good, good! Thank you, little brother! "Where would Xu Fei not agree, let alone sell it at the market price, even if he asked him to send it, he would give it away, a case of beer is only worth a few dollars!

And Xiao Er's drunken ghost is getting worse and worse, holding a skewer in his mouth, holding an iron stick, and pointing contemptuously at those BMWs, Mercedes-Benzes, and Ferraris that pass by on the road from time to time, his mouth is not clean, this and that, the heroine still changes often, one "Xiaocang", one "Miss", one "cousin", one "Dongyang", Xu Fei is really drunk!

Hurry up and check out and help Xiao Er away.

Fortunately, Xu Fei can still find the house that Xiao Er rents. This house is in Yangpu District, the community is fine, I heard that it was built in 08. Xiao Er lives on the 8th floor, and the house of less than 100 square meters is divided into five households by the second landlord, and he lives in one of them.

The partition is not well separated, just casually made a few wooden boards, and then fixed with cement, the sound insulation is so bad that the sound is dead, in the middle of the night, you can often hear the voice of the little couple next door "happy", sometimes two or three pairs are "happy" together, and there is a special race for who makes the sound louder, this thing can be made into "all-round stereo"!

When he got home, Xiao Zhang had already quieted down, and his eyes couldn't open a little. As soon as he got on the bed, he fell asleep with the quilt "whirring".

Xu Fei didn't worry about leaving Xiao Zhang, a drunk, here alone, so he didn't dare to leave. Fortunately, the beds in this group rental are not small - no, the little couples can be "happy" on it! Xu Fei pushed Xiao Zhang into the bed, took off his coat and shoes for him, and covered the quilt. He himself was lying on the side of the bed.

"Alas, this day is really long!"

Xu Fei was also very tired, and he didn't lie on the bed to play with his mobile phone, and almost fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.

……

……

"Grass, what's going on? Why is it so noisy?! Who is so immoral that he pushed the motorcycle into the house? ”

Covering his head and rubbing his eyes, Xiao Zhang got up from the bed, looking like he had just woken up from a hangover.

When I opened my eyes, I was startled - Nima, there was someone next to me!

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