"Not bad! Very good, very good, quite good! Very good!"

When I say this, I'm not talking nonsense. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

For this mansion, because I knew that there were a lot of evil spirits, it gave me a stereotypical impression of a haunted house at first. But that's not the case at all, because evil spirits don't come out during the day, so there's no dirty mess like a haunted house.

And the so-called invitation is better than a chance encounter, originally I wanted to invite Azrien to join me. But she was in a hurry to get back to the store, so I toured the mansion with the head of the agency.

"My lord, have you really decided to sell? Again, this place is full of evil spirits one night, and no matter how you get rid of them, there will be other evil spirits after a while."

"No problem, I'm a high-level adventurer, and I can learn the 'Spiritual Technique' now. It's just an evil spirit. It's okay to come as many as you want!"

Although the best way to get rid of spirits should be to find out the cause of the evil spirits and eliminate them.

But on the other hand, it can also lower the price of real estate, the whole mansion has become a burden on real estate agents, the so-called is completely a cabbage price, plus I have not yet learned the spirit art with skill points, I am a man with the legendary perpetual motion machine skill life capture of the immortal king. It's just an evil spirit, it's a trouble for others, and for me it's an exp sent to my door, a baby bottle or something. It's a godsend, and I feel very lucky. Anyway, my good luck doesn't seem to be good luck in the traditional sense...... But good luck is good luck!

"By the way, the Evil Spirit Riot only started recently, right? And before that? I mean, the former owner of this mansion was in a hurry because of the evil spirits?"

"Well, this mansion was previously used to put the illegitimate son of a nobleman under house arrest, and it was the nobleman who violated the child born to the maid on a whim! In the end, the nobleman, who was already very weak, fell ill and died, and the maid who gave birth to an illegitimate child was also missing. The girl who was left alone in this mansion finally collapsed at a young age because of the same illness as her father, and died alone without seeing the appearance of her parents! His name was Anna Ferranti Estero, and he was buried in the courtyard. My favorite things are puppets and dolls, as well as adventurers' adventure stories! Although he is a child, he likes to pretend to be an adult and drink some sweeter wine. So, prepare wine to worship her...... My lord, why are you looking at me like that?"

Is it really good for you to talk about so much bloody settings like this? Are you trying to make the house less sellable or are you helping me keep the price down? I don't have any rebates for you. So I looked at the good wealth boy with the eyes of him and said, "This business is done!" Righteousness. For this point, I give 32 thumbs up to the real estate developers in this world. So—

「…… I'd love to spit on you, but in that case, let's go and worship......

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Night. After cleaning the grave of Anna Ferranti Estero, he went to Ezrian's shop to buy a lot of props to deal with evil spirits, and they have already met, so what else is there to hide. Fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, but I didn't meet Kiel who didn't know what kind of mask to wear to hide his identity, and I heard Azrian say that Kiel went out to buy goods yesterday morning, and it will take a week to return.

So I learned more about the ecology and hierarchy of the spirits and ghosts in this world from Azrien, and had dinner in her shop before returning to the mansion where I was going to stay tonight. Don't care why Azrien eats as a lich here, and don't care why my husband is not at home, why should I stay there and eat with a dead face! It's still dinner!

Anyway, I ended up back in this mansion in the suburbs and sat in the hall all night in full gear.

This is what I negotiated with the agency supervisor, the so-called 'trial live'...... The time is one month, which is just a buffer time for me to do tasks and make money. And even if I'm not satisfied with changing rooms or something after a month, the rumors of the murderous house will be much weaker because this mansion has been occupied for a month, and he has invited me to have more noisy private banquets at home, and more lively chats with my adventurous companions. I always feel that there is the concept of advertising placement, but it is all insignificant. Because I really like this house...... From the bottom of my heart, I feel connected to this house.

Evil spirits do exist, and even Ming Huanghuang and so on wandered in front of me, to be honest, at the beginning I was still a little scared if I encountered a great enemy. At the same time, I was angry that I had nothing to do and was blind and strong, and I was originally holding the cannon I had about to cry and finish the fight, and decided to completely get rid of the label of cowardice, but the result was that these so-called evil spirits were actually the lowest level ghosts with no attack ability. In addition to making the night of the mansion more dreamlike, that is, to scare ordinary people. They're scared of me...... Don't dare to come near me. Anyway, I don't even have a high-level soul worthy of my use of Soul Magic.

Except for some loss and accidents, I suddenly looked back. I couldn't help but sigh. From summer to this world, to now winter. Compared to the first time I fought with the frog, I was afraid of the need to make up for myself as if I was a nervous disorder and needed to make up for myself to be able to fight, although I still can't collect materials calmly for the corpse now, but in a blink of an eye, it's now the turn of the so-called evil spirits to be afraid of me. Strength is confidence. The progress may not be obvious compared to other traverser predecessors, but it is already a great improvement for me......

To be honest, when I was on Earth, I was really scared of ghosts. What hazelnuts on the midnight bust, coconuts in the wrinkled courtyard, and loss or something, I haven't heard its name and never seen its appearance, and the last one doesn't seem to be a ghost. Zombies are. But these are all minor problems of slips of the tongue. This person has a process of adaptation, and I admit that my adaptation period may be relatively long, but it does not mean that I cannot calm down now. For example, in the movie "Harryt", the Wizarding Academy is full of souls floating in the restaurant, and they take their heads off to salute or something. It's not as scary as you think, is it? Humans are afraid of ghosts more because of the 'unknown'. That's the source of fear.

Personally, I might be able to fight a hundred and eighty rounds if I can encounter a violent evil spirit or something like that. And then accept him as a ghost butler, ghost maid or something, it's actually very good, but it's a pity that the ghosts here are all weak souls who can't be weaker, and they can't even see their faces clearly before they were alive, and they can't talk or pick up anything at all. You know where to go. Anyway, it's too much worse than the ghost servant I expected...... Sure enough, the thought is very complete, and the reality is very skinny~. I've done so much preparation.

In short, it can be said that it backfired, just watching these guys wander around, when the scenery looks at it for a long time, it will get tired, not to mention the fear at the beginning, for the pragmatist me, I can only be a ghost who looks at the scenery and has an egg!?

I didn't say anything all night, and the next day, while I was snorting, I floated into the Adventurer's Guild like a ghost, and I had a sense of looking up at the assault game before my brother crossed over.

"Brother Yuhang. I've heard Xiao Zhen say, you don't really want to buy a haunted mansion, do you? As I said beforehand, I wouldn't be moving in with you. And aren't you going to apologize to Xiaozhen?"

Sitting in front of me with a tray full of food, Lynn asked. And her regular attendant, Chis, naturally sat beside her, while adding:

"Yes, Yuhang, we are all adults, we can't be like children, and after paying for the repair of the city gate, don't you have no money? Is it finally tempting to use your skill set to go down the path of a criminal? What's your bounty now??"

"I don't have any money, but I haven't embarked on the path of crime, and I'm sorry that there is no bounty to disappoint you, as for the mansion...... Because of the haunting, I'm still in the trial period, and in a month, I can't make the money for a mansion, but the down payment on the mansion is more than enough, right? By the way, Lynn, don't you really come and live together? The house is very big, there are many rooms, and it's convenient to live together and act together, isn't it very convenient? And I lived alone in the mansion last night, and the so-called evil spirits are just some souls that have not ascended to heaven, and they can't reach the level of disturbing reality at all."

To be honest, nothing happened overnight, but in hindsight, I'm starting to feel a little hairy now. You see, the reason why it's okay is most likely because Azrien had already swept the mansion inside and out yesterday before I went to the mansion. Speaking of professionalism, as the king of the immortals, even if Azriam is unreliable, what about Kiel? The evil spirit commotion is not a day or two, in order not to affect the life of the husband and wife, and to avoid the trouble of his wife, he also steals it, right? That's how it works, I don't believe that Kiel is a special case, even if it's a grinder and so on, the mansion is still haunted, and Azrien still regularly goes to the mansion to purify. People are much more professional than the unreliable Ah Zhen, which doesn't solve the problem. …… Of course, if the problem is solved, there will be no so-called 'cheap haunted mansions' for me to take advantage of. It's a very winding statement, but what I say is absolutely reasonable. Anyway, it's all kinds of regrets, and now I hope my teammates will help. It's as simple as that......

"Oh, hehehe~ What a coincidence, isn't this my former friend Yuhangjun? If you're worried about the haunted mansion you bought~, it's a pity. Tell me upfront, I'm very expensive."

「「……」」

"Oh, hehehe~ What a coincidence, isn't this the cumbersome white food I used to have? Do you think I'm worried about the haunted house? And I don't regret it at all! As I said beforehand, I didn't mean to ask for help at all. Don't be sentimental~. Are we acquainted? My mother taught me not to talk to strangers!"

I mocked as I learned from Ah Zhen's tone and the way he spoke.

If an ordinary person, even if he has a little bit of cheek, he is not embarrassed to be like Ah Zhen now, as if he has not heard the title of 'Rubbing Rice White Food', and is accustomed to sitting on Lynn's lap, accustomed to shaking, and accustomed to opening his mouth and waiting for Lynn to feed. Chiss was also drunk. I'm not drunk, because I'm used to it!

"Ahh The wail of the defeated dog, if you really listened to your mother, you would not have become a cocoon house, and your appearance of not waking up has betrayed you deeply. Scared, right? Scary, right? Face the darkness of the unknown, face the huge mansion with only one person! …… By the way, I didn't let Lynn live with you ghostly thing. If your desires and your ghost animal level are under the same roof as a beautiful woman of young age, you will definitely get someone pregnant. When the time comes, the book will be harmonized, and we will not be able to eat and walk around. So don't thank me."

"Then I'm really going to replace the 〇〇 three grams of oil for you~!"

"You're welcome~!! By the way, it's actually possible to get pregnant when I take a bath with you, but fortunately I'm still a baby, so it's great that I won't get pregnant. Otherwise, I don't even know how to tell the child that my father and I actually just took a bath together, because your predecessor, the little white chromosome, was too strong to survive on his hands. Prompt; Please wash your hands before and after the next self-power generation~. Wrong! It's easy to pollute water sources......

Damn, who's this bastard with explosive combat power?! How come I didn't find out that Ah Zhen was so powerful in damaging people. Is he hanging up today? Being ridiculed professionally by Moe Tai all the time, the entire guild began to subconsciously avoid my sight...... Please, it's like I'm the only one in the world generating my own electricity.

"Jade Hang...... I will introduce you to a shop with a beautiful big sister...... So please don't~~"

"Thank you, I don't have a female vote. Very beautiful big sister, you better keep it for yourself~! Friendly reminder, remember to wear a raincoat for your brother when you do it......

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but I can't kill Ah Zhen and I can't do you? As a sympathetic friend, Chiss patted me on the shoulder at this time.

Anyway, I'm really not used to this kind of European and American open habits, is it really good for you to be a beautiful big sister in front of Lynn you like? As a subtle ...... Or that stuffy people, I feel a lot of pressure. And at this time, Taylor, who was belated, just happened to relieve me......

"Chis, don't teach the bad brother Yuhang~"

"Taylor, shut up! It doesn't matter if you're masturbating or abstinence, I'm correcting Yuhang's strange sexual fetishes right now! Got it!!"

Chiss yelled anxiously at Taylor. Then Taylor seemed to suddenly react to something, so he nodded solemnly.

"Na~? Did you misunderstand something?!"

I wondered, and then, after Taylor and Chis, looked at each other, and said in unison:

""Zhengtaikong~?" 」

"Die!"

Well, both of them took me like a pervert to show Ah Zhen. Mr. Lu Xun does not deceive me, as the so-called short sleeves at first sight, immediately think of white arms, immediately think of ****, immediately think of genitals, immediately think of ****, immediately think of hybridization, immediately think of illegitimate children. Human imagination can only leap forward in this way, and I am also shocked! A not-so-good rebuttal spurted out of the brain-

"And! Ah Zhen, I really didn't know you were pregnant! I'm really sorry~~!!."

"I accept your apology, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to reconcile with you, but if a child is born, I won't let him take your surname Lu! This is my insistence!"

Ladies and gentlemen, I obviously used a mocking high note, and there is nothing inappropriate in my own words, why did it immediately become a ——...... in your ears Forget it, it's going to be harmonized. So in the end, I could only send Ah Zhen three words weakly and sharply:

"Jian your sister~!"

"I'm not going to let you have this chance. Please die of this heart! And my sister thinks the same as me, you won't succeed."

"Huh?!"

"Well~, you two don't have to quarrel. Is it so difficult for Brother Yuhang to reconcile you with Xiao Zhen?"

"It's hard! It's super hard!! It's very hard!! I'm already full, and I have to work hard for the down payment on the mansion, if you don't come, I'll go on my own mission if you don't come."

I just put away the unfinished food, didn't wipe my mouth, and didn't even drink the tea after the meal.

"Wait! Wait a minute!! I'll be fine right away."

Chiss hurriedly took a wild breath into his mouth, his love was frustrated, and his career couldn't be frustrated......

"I'm the captain............

Taylor doesn't seem to have woken up yet, but I choose to forgive him.

It's true that you're the captain, but now Lao Tzu counts! Now Lao Tzu is super god! Who dares to stop it?! Seeing that he was complaining under my 'glare', but also speeding up his eating, I finally nodded with relief......

"Good, very good. Efficiency, efficiency! Time is money, and a large group of snow rabbits are waiting for us! What are you waiting for?"

I looked at Lynn one last time...... Don't blame me for being criticized for having a problem with my sexual orientation, he can't figure out what is going on with the women's brain circuits?!

「…… Ms. Lynn? Now seems like it's not the time for you to be kind enough to feed the cats and dogs on the side of the road! Can I ask if ~ speed, from, this.................. Very good...... When I didn't say. Gentlemen...... I can only express my sadness at the loss of a powerful mage unit, but I would like to emphasize that I don't need to say more about the culprit who suffered such losses with our squad! Then next, we have to show ten times the effort and enthusiasm, the white future has a bright tomorrow waiting! Let's go to silk! GOGOGO～」

Just as I was feeling emotional, Taylor and Chiss had already finished breakfast, so I got up directly. There was a very heavy complaint about the atmosphere of the second opera, but except for Taylor who followed after sighing with emotion. Chiss was swaying...... Love and bread, it's really hard to choose. I deeply regretted this, so I naturally urged him to make a decision quickly.

"I don't say anything that should be interrupted, but let it be chaotic. We are a great and righteous squad. We will not give up on any of our teammates, let alone let them die, so I hope you can recognize one fact! …… Brother, you're not the ultimate opponent of this stupid cute. None of us are, so let's die."

I patted Chiss on the shoulder and smiled at the brutal reality.