Chapter 028: I Actually Just Want to Give Me Sleep, But ......
Poof
"Ah~~~!! That's why I said no!!"
Damn faggot bamboo ......
I'm tricked again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Speaking of which, I'm also drunk on bamboo in winter. Why do you think I'm here to fight this thing again!?
In fact, we didn't come to crusade against bamboo, but to crusade against the giant snow rabbit, which was just a passing by, and it was a complete coincidence. Taylor: They decided to deal with bamboo, and I don't want to obstruct it in every way. In the end, I was hit! This time, it was a golden bamboo shoot with armor-piercing attributes......
1 in 10,000 probability of going to his meow! Lao Tzu met bamboo twice, once for crusade, and once, that is, this coincidence. As a result, once encountered a seven-millionth probability of colorful golden bamboo shoots, this time, almost. A 1 in 10,000 probability of a golden bamboo shoot.
It's crazy rhythm!!
In this way, I was injured, and the snow rabbit's mission was suspended, so I lay on the bed and wept silently. Physical injuries can be healed with medicine, but mental injuries are difficult to heal. So I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is. I'm not a wild ...... Forget it, don't bother to complain.
Go to bed today.
Taylor and the others also felt sorry and decided to take a day off. And then......
As soon as I fell asleep, I noticed someone in my bed......
It's going crazy! It's going crazy!! It's going to be crazy!!
That's right, it's Ah Zhen again.
Rub rice!
Rub the bed!!
It's all the norm......
"Little Ancestor! What the hell do you want! I'll pay for you to stay in the best room. Please, don't bother me!"
Is it so hard to want a little privacy? Or, please, go through the other concubines' signs, don't fall in love with my bed......
"OK, yes, but this suite is the best room in this hotel......
Ah Zhen said that he had to come over inch by inch, who am I provoking to provoke someone!
Well, what he said makes sense, I'm really speechless this time. The inn in the novice village of Selos Bell is the most exclusive of these. As I said before, I have already achieved fame, and it is impossible to regress and go to sleep in a homestay.
By the way, the adventurer starts by living in the stable, and then after getting better mixed up, for example, some quest to meet the daughter of the village chief, and then go to the village chief's house or a private house to spend the night. As mentioned earlier, adventurers generally don't buy a house. But this is also the general case.
Or is it the village chief's daughter, in case one accidentally brushes the gun or something, buying a house and getting married is the norm in any world. But the best mix, that is, my current team, will live in the most exclusive suite of the hotel. I believe everyone understands the meaning of the suite! This suite has three separate rooms. My one was a separate master bedroom, Lynn had a wing, and Taylor and Chees slept in a guest room with four beds. Lynn's room also had a spare bed. But this guy came to my bed! It's a beautiful name, and I'm used to sleeping on the straw in the stables together! Damn, I'm used to you sleeping on straw! Why did you come to my bed?! Also posted...... It's called heating...... I'm not a zero machine pillow, dear!
「OK! This is the key to this suite, which is a key card with three months' room money. Have a nice stay. I'll withdraw!"
"Oh, how can Yu Hangni be embarrassed by this?"
"I'm sorry, don't take it!!"
"I'm just being polite, polite. You walk slowly~~Goodbye, bye-bye, Goodbye~"
I said I was embarrassed, but I couldn't see the embarrassment at the speed of receiving the keys and the door card! Anyway, you still know how polite!?
And then—
"Give me the best property information, and it's best to move in immediately within today. This is my adventurer card. What's the down payment?!"
Yes, I decided to buy a house directly, but because of Ah Zhen, I was also a little confused, and I regretted it when I said that I wanted the best property. In fact, everyone also knows that the 6.5 million arrears of the city gate have been repaid. I don't really have any money on me. That's why I finally asked what the down payment was.
"It turns out that you are a famous adventurer 'one person into an army' Mr. Lu Yuhang, I believe that an adventurer like you, Mr. Lu, can afford any property in the local area. So, what about your guarantor?"
「……」
In this way, I left the real estate notary office in a gloomy manner, I was also confused, I wanted to buy a house after the previous task of harvesting cabbage, and I wanted to find Azlian as a guarantor. At that time, it was delayed because of the space package. Later, he was in high debt, and now he doesn't want to go to Azriam...... Anyway, the whole thing is completely stuck......
「…… Sir, are you a very famous adventurer?"
Just as I was struggling with whether or not to go to Azrien's shop, a weak voice accosted me.
"Huh?"
"That's right, dear adventurer, I have a very high-end property in my possession, which I believe can meet your requirements and can also help you as a guarantor. I wonder if you're interested?"
"Huh??"
"You're interested! It's so good, that's the way it is—"
Obviously, this guy who gave me the kind of Amway was talking to himself, and I didn't know anything about this other world. And 'Huh?? How did he understand this kind of word? Or maybe I just filtered my answers. At this time, he was gushing about a very good-sounding mansion for me. What is well equipped, what is good and cheap, but the question is is is it really that good? So after saying a whole lot about the benefits of the house, the last ......
"'Evil spirits?' 」
It seems to be so.
This Amway-looking guy is the manager of a real estate agency. And so on -
"Kill the bear child, Twin Radiance Diamond!!"
I didn't say a word and went straight to it.
"Ah~~What are you going to do~!!"
A certain moe who was amazed with me just now was so startled that he jumped onto the persimmon tree next to him......
"I'm just going to ask you what you're doing! Don't follow me! Shhh
I shushed at the moe who was grinning at me in the tree at this time.
"People come to you with good intentions, and Lynn and they are looking for you to eat haute cuisine together."
"The Sprinkler family is not free, you continue."
"Recently, for some reason, all kinds of evil spirits have been living in it. No matter how you get rid of it, new evil spirits will continue to emerge. So I thought, in that case, it might as well be sold to adventurers. You can practice at home and wait. Doesn't it work......
The man sighed tiredly. In fact, the reason is very simple, I mentioned before that adventurers generally do not buy houses. That's why I didn't want to let go......
"Can't you find a priest to set up a sacred barrier or something?"
"Your Excellency, you're right, but recently there is a similar situation in the empty houses of the entire town, and there is no exorcism enchantment that the temple in this town can set up for a long time, and at the same time envelop the entire mansion, the great priest has also invited, but because the scope of the enchantment required is really large, the enchantment will disappear after a few days. It's an endless loop anyway...... Of course, the Adventurer's Guild was also approached, but the Guild said that they were also confused and didn't know what to do about it.
After all, even if someone is sent to fight and solve the evil spirits, new evil spirits will immediately live in them. After all, it's just that the house is too big......
"That's ......."
I'm trying to figure it out, and it turns out -
"Uh-he-he-hee-hee......-hee-
Ignore, ignore!
"Oh roar roar ...... "
Keep ignoring!! Disregard!! In disregard!! Although a certain Moe Tai who made various noises on the branches of a tree to get my attention was indeed a very powerful priest, if things were to be connected with him, they would definitely end up collapsing.
"That—"
"Leave him alone, why don't we go and see the house first?" If I like it, this price is ~~――――."
"The price is negotiable, negotiable...... We'll talk as we go."
To tell you the truth, I am a little moved, and if I use the words of many evil spirits, I will not even save the money for the servants. Anyway, let's think about it.
In this way, while we were talking about the price, we came to the mansion, and a certain dead Moe Tai also jumped up and down the tree and followed. It's jumping directly from one tree to another. Isn't this guy's profession a great sage, but a ninja or a monkey or something?
"Huh? Isn't this Mr. Yuhang? I haven't seen you for a long time, but my grandson has been talking about you for a long time......
"You, you, hello, Azrien, it's been a long time......
Even if it is said that Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive? I'm not ready yet! But...... Why did Azrien come out of the mansion?
Perhaps I had written such a question on my face, and then the man next to me said to me:
"Your Excellency, you may not know, but Miss Azrien's reputation for helping others is very loud in our town. When the people of the shopping street encounter any trouble, they will consult Miss Azrien. Especially when it comes to undead monsters, Miss Azrien can be said to be an expert exorcist, so I've asked her to come over regularly to help with exorcisms......
I see, after all, the Lich is known as the King of the Undead. It's the other way around, it's really like an exorcist...... And it seems to be a volunteer. The cemetery was also before, was the so-called good being deceived by others?
Then again, this person probably doesn't know Azrien's true identity, but Azrien is indeed the most suitable person for this matter. It's always more reliable than a sage who is too big a cute. Speaking of which......
"There's a flaw—!"
Ah Zhen, who was still in the tree next to him, pounced on Azrien!
"Huh! Ama-chan ???."
Azrien, who was suppressed, had a question mark on her face. Ah Zhen looked like he was about to finish and wiped the sweat from his forehead. And then—
"Net~"
"Purify your head! Net!"
I gave Ah Zhen a blow to the head before he said a spell that shouldn't be said!
"What's the matter, Yu Hangni! It's obviously a "ahh~" and put her "ahh~", not to mention a house, several houses are fine!"
"Shut up! Shut up!! Shut up!!! If you dare to say anything, I'll stuff this thing into your chrysanthemum, in and out, until you awaken the strange attributes, and I will do it."
I couldn't let out two 'ah-ah' to block the words 'lich' and 'purification' that came out of Ah Zhen's mouth, who couldn't tell the occasion, and then instantly took out the golden bamboo shoot threat! Ah Zhen burst back and ran to the tree again...... In fact, I would prefer that he would tell me as far as he could think.
"Yuhangni bastard! Actually to the slug's close relatives "Ahhh~". I'm going to break up with you!"
"Shut up, shut up, I'm going to break up with you!" It doesn't matter if it's a slug's relative or a cousin or something. Do you think you'll be safe when you run to the tree? I learned the word 'sniper' from Chis. …… Don't run!"
I yelled at Ah Zhen who immediately turned around in fright as soon as I heard me sniper, but I didn't mean to chase it. Otherwise, if you throw a bamboo shoot now, it will trigger the 'backstab' effect 100%.
"Azrien, are you alright?"
I helped Azrien up and asked with concern.
"No, it's okay......
"Really?"
「…… I always felt that Miss Azrien didn't seem to be fine. Normally, her face was already very pale, but now it was very serious. How to say that...... It feels like it's going to disappear at any moment......
「…………」
I was speechless about this, but Azrien forced a smile and patted her chest.
"Don't worry, I'm fine. It's just that I'm a little tired from the exorcism just now......
As she spoke, Azrien shook as if she had collapsed. This reason also succeeded in convincing the man, making him look very embarrassed. But only I know the truth. Speaking of which, Ah Zhen, this guy, now half of the purification magic is almost purified by Azrien, so powerful, I don't know what to say......