Chapter 015: The comprehension of art should explode every day, but ......

"Jade Hang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"!!"

"Come with me, I want to go out of the city to test how much the power of the new staff can increase the power of the Seven Heavens Explosion!"

"Huh~!? What about Pete and Ah Zhen?!"

The day after what outsiders called the explosion incident, I am now putting on a face that no one should enter, enjoying the worship of countless maids and deacons who want to counterattack.

In the eyes of outsiders, I, the weakest adventurer, am just a descendant of Ah Zhen, a cute sage, as a subordinate. Wielding golden colorful bamboo shoots to explode the master's chrysanthemum, it is enough for them to worship before they have been punished by the master.

I can't explain clearly, and I don't bother to explain, I can't do anything, and I can only stink on my face, so I almost hang a sign that says, 'Don't enter the living'.

Frowning, at this time I was concentrating on browsing all kinds of real estate information, buying a house is a big thing for Chinese people, and another world is not a small matter. It can be said that it means that I, a stranger, have completely taken root in this other world, not to mention that I am a cocoon house Nite, and I definitely don't have the experience of buying a house, even if I want to have it, others are not at ease. But this is all crossed, and I can only rely on myself, although I also know some messy things about real estate or something. But I still know the simple shopping around...... Choose more, see more, ask more, listen more.

And if you want to buy a house in this novice city-state of Syrosbel, you have to have a local to vouch for something, but when it comes to guarantors, I naturally can't help but think of the beautiful and touching witch shopkeeper Ezrien. I don't know if my adventurer gear has arrived......

By the way, it would be nice if the word lich in front of the female boss could be removed...... After coming to this other world, sleep, sleep in the stable. Eat, eat will run. It can be said that from the beginning to the end, I didn't encounter a good thing at all, only when I met her, and only when I met her, could I be regarded as soothing the tons of damage caused to my fragile soul by this 'wonderful' other world...... As I said before, if it weren't a lich...... It's not the Lich's faction, it's the Lich who doesn't have a body!! Even if it's a rotten zombie, you can solve it with a protective case~! Sorry, sorry, a little heavy-mouthed...... Let's get down to business.

In other words, because of my previous behavior, our team was also split into two because of 'emotional breakdown'. Earlier, I seemed to have seen Locke and Pete go to the taskbar together. Unexpectedly, Locke, he suddenly came back alone to find me who was isolated. And at this time—

"Why——————?!

At this time, there was an earth-shattering scream from Ah Zhen at the guild counter. Nature caught my eye. But then I realized that the atmosphere in the guild bar today was a little weird. On the one hand, the mood of the other adventurers does not seem to be good, and they all look like they are about to lose their work, and before it gets dark, many of them are already drunk.

"吶i吶i~ Do you know? I heard that one of the cadres of the Demon King Army has occupied the ruins of an ancient city nearby."

At a table behind him, the man who had been drinking and chatting since broad daylight said this to his companion.

"Cadres of the Demon King Army. It sounds scary, but it's none of our business, right?"

"That's true, though. But ......"

The man smiled bitterly at his companion, "There are many people chatting like this in the Adventurer's Guild, and you can hear a lot of interesting topics.

For example, if you see a dangerous monster somewhere, it's best not to take on a mission in that area for the time being.

Or some kind of monster hates the smell of citrus juice and they won't come near it as long as you rub it on your body.

It should be said that after coming to this world, I tried my best just to survive, so I used to pricking up my ears and collecting love like this.

Of course, gathering intelligence is the most important task in video games to recover FLAG.

"But...... Under the influence of the cadres of the Demon King Army, the weak monsters in the vicinity have hidden, resulting in a sharp reduction in work. Next month, the Knights sent by the state will come from the capital to crusade against the cadre, but until then, there are no more tasks on the guild bulletin board......

After listening to Locke's words at the back table, the explanation to me was ...... At this time, even I couldn't help but sympathize with Ah Zhen, who was penniless at this time.

"So you ......"

"That's it."

"But I'm busy right now, and since I don't have a task............

"Really...... Why move here at such a time? I don't know if it's a cadre or what, if it's the undead, I'll see!"

Ah Zhen gritted his teeth and complained, and quickly flipped through the information of his part-time job. With the bread he had snatched from Sister Louis, he rushed out in a hurry......

And Pete -

Hey? Isn't that Lilith? Just as she wanted to say hello, she grabbed Pete and ran away in a whirlwind......

「……」

"That's it...... In this case, I may have to ask you to accompany me for the time being during the period when I can't go on a mission......

"Can I refuse? Why don't you go alone? There are no monsters on the streets outside anyway, are they?"

"What will I do on my return trip?"

「…… What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless~ Then you're wrong, won't there be no one to carry you back? Boy, would you like to buy a white horse? Amitabha~~ can also take you to the Western Elysium or something......

「…… I don't know what you're talking about, but it's definitely not a good thing. So—please Yuhang, you can temporarily replace my white horse until I save enough money......

"Ah~~! Don't pull me! You're a mage, your hands are quite strong~! Okay, I know, I'll accompany you, let go first! Let it go first!! My house purchase information~~~"

So, very reluctantly, I went out of town with Locke.

Now, there are no dangerous monsters in the vicinity of the town.

Because after the cadres of the Demon King Army appeared, the weak monsters were so frightened that they hid. Although I also thought that there might be a flag of meeting the cadres of the Demon King Army on the road, but compared to this boundless low-probability event, I have a reason why I have to accompany Locke out at this time.

This guy has one thing that he has to do every day, and that is to cast "Seven Days Blast" once a day. Otherwise, one day he won't be able to hold back, and there will be a 'seven-day explosion' in the city, and I, the captain, will be jointly and severally responsible. I was invited to tea or something by the Self-Defense Forces......

"It's okay around here, let's put your magic away and we'll go back." I'm still looking for a house......

Not far from town, I urged Locke to cast his magic.

But Locke shook his head:

"No, you can't. If it's not far enough from town, Mr. Guard will scold me again."

"You just said 'again,' right? Are you being scolded because it's too loud or something like that?"

Locke nodded in acknowledgment.

I had no choice but to go a little further and take a look.

If you think about it, after coming to this world, it seems that you have no experience of hanging out like this at all. At the beginning, he worked on the construction site, and then he rode the beast cart to go around to crusade against monsters.

When I go out, it's all related to the task of crusading monsters, and it's a frog and a zombie. It seems that there has never been a leisurely walk outside the city like this......

「……? What is that? Is it an abandoned castle?"

Far ahead on the hills.

An old castle that has been abandoned stands there.

It looks like a haunted house......

"It's a little hairy...... It's as if a ghost lives in it......

I muttered so......

"Just choose there! Even if there is a lot of destruction of that ruined city, no one will complain."

With that, Locke couldn't help but start preparing his magic.

On the breezy, heart-warming hills.

The chanting of "Seven Days of Explosion", which is incompatible with such a casual atmosphere at the moment, is ...... to ride the wind!

………… And just like that, Locke and I started a new daily routine.

Pete has been missing since he was taken away by Lilith. Later, I received a letter saying that I would be back in three to five days, and I left him alone, and it was good that I didn't burn him!

And Ah Zhen, who is penniless, works hard every day. Because the previous explosion incident was still very embarrassing, this kind of behavior that seems to be imposing the persecution on others is also spurned by myself, but I have never been able to reconcile with Ah Zhen casually...... I always feel very embarrassed...... You see—

Sorry, I shouldn't have blown up your chrysanthemum with my colorful golden bamboo shoots......

It's okay, I don't care if you blow up my chrysanthemums with colorful golden bamboo shoots......

- Huh? Whether it's apologizing or getting forgiven, it's impossible to look at it directly~! If you are not forgiven—

Hum~! I don't forgive Yu Hangni! Unless you let me explode ten times with colorful golden bamboo shoots, I won't forgive you!!

Good! If you ten times and get your forgiveness~, I'll be

No!!

I tore up my thoughts, and then hit my head against the wall with all my might, and in this way, the book is going to become a stirring film that explodes back and forth, so let's talk about the present-

Azrien has already helped me find someone who can make the Premium Adventurer set, and I'm already placing an order, but I still have about two weeks to go. And it's a little more expensive than expected, but it's a small thing for me who has money and can't afford to eat rice.

The house hasn't been found yet, but I personally haven't moved out of the stables...... It's Ah Zhen, I heard that Locke said that it seemed that he wanted to pay me back 50,000 yuan, so he was working hard. Lately, I've been sleeping on the construction site. This moved me very much, and I decided to find a chance to get rid of my previous suspicions with him, even if he wanted to explode my chrysanthemum ten times, I ~~ I will resolutely ※ will not ※ agree!! No, I marked the emphasis, to show my determination.

…… I don't know why, but lately, I've always thought of exploding and being exploded.

I admit that maybe because I let the colorful golden bamboo shoots explode, and then after blowing up others with the colorful golden bamboo shoots, this made me have some not very good sexual fetishes before I had tasted meat, but I just can't figure it out, being exploded by the colorful golden bamboo shoots, and then using the colorful gold bamboo shoots to explode others, do you have to embark on the route of Tanmei?

Do you like men when you are blown up? Is there any necessary connection between this? If my chrysanthemum really awakens to any strange attributes, then I can't use the colorful golden bamboo shoots to dredge it myself. Instead of going to a man with colorful golden bamboo shoots to help me dredge it. liking to be blown up and liking to be blown up by a man are two different things, right? The most terrifying thing is that after I exploded Ah Zhen, I didn't get struck by lightning......

By the way, if it were Azrien, I don't think I would hesitate to offer chrysanthemums, the problem is that she's a lich and doesn't have a body...... Wait a minute! If Azrien is holding a multicolored golden bamboo shoot...... Such...... That's the ......

…………

(I think he should be hacked!) (Agreed.) (Reconsideration.) )

(First, let's keep it first, his current attributes can't stand the thunder...... (Agreed.) (Reconsideration.) )

…………

In this way, I had nothing to do except find a house, so every day, every day, I accompanied Locke to the abandoned castle to cast the "Seven Days Explosion".

Every day, without stopping.

Sometimes it's a cold evening with ice and rain.

Sometimes it's a calm afternoon after lunch.

Sometimes it's when you go out for a walk in the crisp morning.

No matter what time of day, Locke would go to the ruined city every day to cast his magic......

And I, who had been watching the magic by Locke's side, could gradually tell whether the condition of the 'Seven Heavens Explosion' that day was good or bad......

"'Seven Days of Explosion'————!"

"Oh, it's a good day. The bursting shockwave shook the whole body as if it had penetrated into the bones, and the air that blew through the skin of the whole body vibrated right behind. Miraculously, the ruined city is still the same, but ...... What a blast!" I gave a thumbs up.

"What a blast!" Locke, who fell to the ground, also trembled and gave me a thumbs up......

On the way back to the city—

"Hehe, Yuhang is also beginning to understand the beauty of explosions more and more. Today's assessment is quite to the point and full of poetry...... How is it? I'm not just talking about it casually, Yuhang, you think about it seriously, and just learn the 'Seven Days Explosion'."

"Well, there's an artist in my hometown, and he famously says that art is an explosion.

Now I give you this sentence.

As for learning the "Seven Days Explosion"...... When I'm no longer an adventurer, if I still have any points left, it seems like it's fun to learn the Seven Days Explosion at the end."

At this time, with Locke on his back, I deeply understood the mood of Akiqiu's father, so Locke and I were talking about such things, and at the same time talking about today's "Seven Days Explosion" The explosion sound can be a few points and so on; No, the volume was not loud but the sound was good, and he returned to town while chatting......

It was the morning that we continued to take a blast walk every day, exactly after a week.

"Emergency broadcast! Emergency Broadcast! Attention all adventurers, please prepare your arms immediately and assemble at the main gate of the town in battle mode!"

The familiar sound of emergency announcements echoed throughout the town.

What is the harvest time? Tomato? Potato? Spinach? Or carrots??

Hearing the announcement, I also casually came to the scene with my free hands. Because if it's a harvest of something, it's really good to earn, and because of the harvest of cabbage, I can naturally say that I'm very proactive when I hear the radio.

At this time, many adventurers were gathering in front of the main gate of the town, and when I arrived at the scene in such a situation, I saw a monster that exuded an astonishing sense of oppression, and I could only stand in front of him blankly.

Death Knight.

After the invincible knight became an immortal, he gained physical and magical abilities that surpassed those of his life.

Dressed in pitch-black full-body armor and riding a nightmare warhorse, it is a monster that declares death to people and brings despair. It is also one of the eight commander-level monsters under the command of the Demon King. His bounty hangs high on the top of the guild's quest bar, only below the Demon King, and it's impossible to get to know him if you don't want to......

The knight in pitch-black armor standing in front of the main gate was now scanning the adventurers of the entire town with his extremely oppressive gaze.

「…… I'm a cadre of the Demon King's Army, and I settled in a nearby castle not long ago......

It seemed that he had seen everyone arrive, so the Death Knight spoke at this time, and made a somewhat indistinct sound.

But in the end, his body began to tremble slightly............!

"Everyday, everyday, every day, every day! Dudu, all came to my castle, and every day he never stopped running to send a 'seven-day explosion' of the neurotic idiot, who is it————————!

Class A ~~ Looks, or...... This—

"Every day, every day, every day, every day, who is the big fool who comes to my castle and casts the 'Seven Days Blast'! If it's because you know that I'm a cadre of the Demon King Army and want to fight me, you can attack the castle openly! If you don't mean that, wouldn't it be nice to just hide in the town and shiver! Why use such insidious means to trouble me? I know there are only low-level adventurers in this town! Originally, I wanted to say that this kind of town with only trash fish should be left alone, but it turned out that one of you who didn't know the situation actually ran around every day and banged the ...... of mysteries every day! I've had enough, I've had enough! And is there a little bit of chivalry! And is there a little shame! Who the hell is it! Stand up and show me!!"

At this point, the Death Knight appeared rather agitated and even threw his helmet to the ground......

Actually, I really want to complain, I don't know if my great motherland has a sixteen-character formula-

The enemy advances and we retreat, the enemy is stationed and disturbs us, the enemy is tired and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I live...... No! It is the enemy who retreats and I chase.