Chapter 014: I Really Want to Eat Something on Earth, But ......

"Why do we go out of town early in the morning......

Ah Zhen, who was complaining because of lack of sleep, complained while rubbing his eyes......

"Fool, good bamboo shoots must be collected at this time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoHaven't you seen the tip of your tongue?"

That's why we came early in the morning.

task

-- Felling bamboo, which has a negative impact on forests --

In fact, this task is only incidental, and what really makes me care is the by-product near the so-called bamboo, which is the real reason why the bamboo is being cut down.

bamboo shoots

If you buy it, you can make money, and if you eat it, you can increase EXP.

Among them, there is a fantastic seven-colored golden bamboo shoot that can only be collected with a one-in-a-million chance, if you eat it, the level can skyrocket by ten levels, and you can make a lot of money by selling it, although I want to complain, why is it obviously gold, but it flashes with seven colors......

"There, that's bamboo!"

Pete preemptively spotted the target. So-

"So, guys, are you ready?"

"Hmm!" 」」

Don't blame us for making a fuss like this, but it's just a bamboo shoot......

In fact, the bamboo itself is nothing, and the adult bamboo is still a good building material, but the main thing is the bamboo shoots near it......

Everyone should know that even on the earth, bamboo shoots can grow very quickly from breaking the soil. What's more, this is a different world where even kohlrabi is a flying unit.

Gay bamboo shoots are very ferocious plant-type monsters that will attack any presence that comes close to.

And the reason why it is called a is precisely because it will burst out of the ground violently and suddenly! If accidentally inserted from a vulnerable part of a human genital......

It's like the kind of piercing punishment of a well-known earl of the earth......

For this reason, this kind of ecology alone means that there are absolutely no female adventurers willing to crusade against them, but they can't be allowed to overflow, especially in the forests near the city, in case they are inserted into children, even if they can't be inserted into children, it is not good to insert them into anything else. Over time, because the task of cutting down bamboo is only received by male adventurers, but even if he is wearing heavy armor, chrysanthemums are covered with ground injuries from time to time, hence the name bamboo.

Originally, I wanted to tie a pot or something behind my buttocks, but I didn't expect the guild to have explosion-proof pants rental that specializes in protecting faggot bamboo shoot attacks. You really can't underestimate the wisdom of people in other worlds...... It's fake enough to let the protagonist discover any tricks......

"I'll see if there's anything here...... Ahh

I was looking for a bamboo shoot with my head down, and a bamboo shoot grew out in front of my eyes, almost inserting it into my eye! Then there is the Crypt Lord's thorns, and countless bamboo shoots emerge from the ground! Anyway, except for Locke, who was standing by in the distance, it can be said that all of our members were attacked, of course, because they were wearing the guild's special explosion-proof rigid pants, and the bamboo shoots were not sharp, so they were not inserted. But......

"Damn bamboo shoots! How dare you attack my fellow Smurfs who are the premier mages of the Smurfs! Watch me kill you with a 'Seven Days Blast!!!"

"Slow Locke! Will you ...... Forget it, remember to fall backwards! Do you know if you fall backwards?!"

It's not that I feel sorry for the money of a black bamboo, but that Locke fell to the ground with a shot, and then he was likely to be taken by a bamboo shoot - an eye-piercing and deep-throated ......

"This, then, if you don't wear this full body armor...... will be ...... This kind of thing~~"

Enough of you!! As the only one of us who doesn't have to wear blast pants, don't let me get caught up in my thoughts! Hurry up and run around for me to attract bamboo shoots to grow!!

"Hey~~! Yes! Yu Hangni save me~!"

"Ah Zhen!"

Well, it's a mess. The so-called you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder. And the morning is the most active time for bamboo shoots, as the so-called everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high. A bamboo shoot can't blow you up, a bunch of bamboo shoots can knock you down first, and then blow you up...... Ah Zhen was accidentally unbalanced by the bamboo shoots, and then threw himself forward...... This is the most dangerous situation! Next time he meows, everyone must wear full body heavy armor!! …… Wrong! I won't be here next time!!

Because I have the skill of perceiving the enemy, I handsomely dodged the spurs of bamboo shoots, and then rescued Ah Zhen at the most critical moment. And at this time, Locke's 'Seven Heavenly Explosion' spell in the distance was also finished!

γ€Œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Go ahead! My mystery γ€ŽSevendaysdetonation』~!"

It's over......

With the mother bamboo of the bamboo was broken......

Soon no new bamboo shoots will grow...... The so-called never look back at the explosion. And so it ended.

Poof

The whole world seemed to be silent in an instant......

Bamboo ......

The reason why there are incidents of popping chrysanthemums from time to time even if they wear heavy armor is because they must have encountered the kind of golden bamboo shoots that can only be collected with a 1 in 10,000 chance, because this kind of golden bamboo shoots has the attribute of armor or demon breaking. And above them, there is a fantastic colorful golden bamboo shoot that is said to be a victim as long as it appears, and it has the dual attributes of armor-piercing and demon-piercing, and can only be collected with a one-in-a-million chance......

Mom and Dad. I've really become an adult in another world this time......

"To... Do you want to eat it?"

I held the colorful golden bamboo shoots in both hands and asked with a smile......

The crowd shook their heads, shook their heads...... Shake your head......

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Physical injuries can be healed, but mental injuries are much more difficult to heal. This kind of thing can only be slowly fixed by the flow of time......

Because there is nothing to do, so go with the flow, because the heart has no belonging, so it is at peace with the situation.

Everyone has to grow, this is a road that must be passed, and it is also a road that cannot be escaped. People who don't want to grow can only be pulled by reality and stumble forward, even if they are covered in bruises and blurred flesh and blood. Nobody cares if you're in pain, they have their way to go, they're busy; No one can bear it for you, you have to bear it yourself, helpless, unavoidable.

We can't see all the snow that falls on a person's life. Everyone is in their own life, lonely for the winter.

"(whispering) Hey, Locke~ Do you think that Yuhangni suddenly has a kind of poet's elegant temperament......

"(Khan) Ah Zhen, I think this is a minefield, it's better for you not to step into it to death......

"I've heard everything you say, don't worry, I'm fine. What's the big deal, I'm not as fragile as you think. I just haven't understood why it's often on anime and other works, as if a man is bent once he is exposed. I'm normal, or I'm glad that the bamboo shoots didn't hurt my real little Yuhang. Otherwise, there is really a shadow in my heart...... Anyway, how are you guys, Pete has already gone to get paid for the cabbage~."

"Huh! Has the reward for catching Brussels sprouts come down?"

"Huh?"

I took a sip of the coffee in front of me, regardless of Locke and Ah Zhen getting up at the same time. Continue to prop your chin in one hand while stirring the coffee with a spoon.

After the urgent mission of hunting Brussels sprouts, a few days have passed.

All the cabbage caught at that time was also sold.

Then, we all got paid.

"Ah Lu, look. Because the pay was good, I tried to strengthen the armor a little...... How is it? Do you want to try it on?"

In the guild, which was crowded with adventurers who came to receive their rewards, Pete happily showed me the armor he had brought back after he had sent it for repair.

If you want to sum it up............

"It feels like the armor that a nouveau riche noble son would wear. I'll just thank you for not being sensitive......

γ€Œβ€¦β€¦ Alu is so ruthless at all times. Even if it's me, I occasionally want to hear honest compliments."

Pete said this with a rare look of frustration.

Who knows.

Not to mention......

"There's a worse guy than you here, and I don't have time to pay attention to you. Trouble dealing with that pervert who is almost scarier than you, okay?"

"Whew...... Call...... I can't stand it, I can't stand it! This staff made of Serella ore is full of magic, this color, such a bright ...... Call...... Hoo ......"

Locke was rubbing his cheek against his cheek while holding his refurbished staff.

Seryrian ore is a rare metal in this otherworld, and it is said to have the special properties of being strong and inducing, and it can be added to the magic when making a staff.

After strengthening his staff with a high reward, Locke has always been like this.

I heard that in this way, the power of the "Seven Days Explosion" can be increased by a few percent.

What do you want to do to make the already overly lethal "Seven Heavenly Explosion" even stronger, instead of doing this kind of thing, why don't you learn some other convenient magic that should be learned? Even if you don't learn other magic, you can get an MP boost, don't let yourself fall in one shot, and so on, there's a lot more I want to say, but I really don't want to pay attention to Locke right now, so I decided to leave him alone.

I've also received the money, and I'm satisfied.

But now-

"What ―――――― you say? Wait a minute, what's going on!"

Ah Zhen's voice echoed through the guild.

Alas...... I seem to have a hunch......

Or as expected, Ah Zhen got into an argument with someone at the guild counter.

He grabbed Sister Louis at the guild counter and didn't know what he was protesting about.

"Why only fifty thousand! Do you know how many Brussels sprouts I caught?!"

"This, this, this is a bit hard to talk about......

"What!"

γ€Œβ€¦β€¦ Almost all of the ones that Xiao Zhen caught were lettuce......

γ€Œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Why is there lettuce mixed in there?"

"Just, even if you ask me so!"

Listening to their conversations, it seems that they feel that there is a problem with the remuneration.

Probably thinking that it would be useless to continue to talk to Sister Louis at the counter, Ah Zhen put his hands behind his back and approached me with a smile on his face.

"Jade - Hangni General~! How many yuan did you get for this mission?"

"A little over a million."

"A hundred!" 」」

Ah Zhen, Pete, and Locke were all speechless with fright.

That's right, I earned the first pot of gold in my life at once in that sudden mission. Unintentionally insert willows......

What I caught seemed to be high-quality, experience-rich kale.

This is also the difference in luck. At the end of the day, the encounters in life really make people feel all kinds of impatience. It was precisely because I suddenly had such a big money that I was unexpectedly open-minded and looked away.

Is there anything more important than money?

Didn't you?!

"Yuhang ~ Ni ~ will--! I thought so before, how to say it, in short, you are really ~~!"

"If you can't think of a place to praise, don't force it. First of all, I've already decided what I'm going to do with the money, so I'm sorry."

Hearing me say this first, Ah Zhen's smile froze.

"Jade Hangni ――――――――! I thought I could get a pretty good job pay, so I've spent all my money in the past few days! It should be said that I expected to make a lot of money and owe almost 100,000 in this bar! I can't pay it off this time!"

I pulled Ah Zhen, who was glued to me and was about to cry, and sighed in my heart why this guy always didn't know how to look ahead...... But it doesn't matter anymore.

"Stupid Oudou Dou Yo~, the person who said at the beginning that you want to "keep your own reward" is obviously yourself. I should say that I almost want to find a place to be a base. I've been living in a stable, so it's not safe to live in, right? Don't worry, you won't be allowed to live in vain, just pay me the money to sleep in the stable!"

In general, risk-takers don't buy a house. Book a maximum of one long-term room at the hotel.

Because adventurers do not seek stability, they often have to run around the city.

Of course, it is not without adventurers who have a house in every big city, and there are very few such successful adventurers, most of whom have little money and can only barely survive, which is one of the reasons.

To be honest, I don't think it's reliable to rely on these guys to crusade against the Demon King or something, and even I'm already in a state of semi-abandonment.

After all, I'm the beginner class, the weakest class, the adventurer anyone can be.

Since I had this money, I have also seen that it is enough to take a little risk in a safe place and satisfy my curiosity, as long as I can live leisurely.

Therefore, I plan to find a cottage or something to rent now, and it would be better to buy it if it is cheap enough.

And Ah Zhen looked like he was really going to cry and grabbed me tightly.

"What's the matter! Yuhangni, please, lend me money! As long as it's enough for me to pay off my debts! Yu Hangni, you always do something personal in the stable in the middle of the night, so I can understand that you want to have a private space as soon as possible! Fifty thousand! It's really 50,000! Please――――――

"Okay, I see, 50,000 is just a small amount of money! I really know, so you shut up!"

""Electricity generation??" 」

"Nothing. (Sweat~!) )」

Ah Zhen he achieved his goal, and did not continue to blackmail me insatiably, I can only say that there are too many temptations in society, whether it is the earth or the other world...... And at this time-

"This is the vegetable salad you ordered......

"Thank you."

"Wait a minute, Alu! If you want to add the seasoning, you need to fork the salad first...... Ahh Pete, who was pumped with seasoning, exclaimed.

"Damn, don't run!!"

"Pay attention to dining etiquette when eating." Ruru took out his handkerchief and wiped his face, and Locke continued to eat his set meal.

"Who knew the salad would struggle! I'm going to run!!"

"Because it's fresh, it's common sense." Locke continued to eat his set meal as he introduced.

"Common sense,, please bring out the things that have already been killed, okay?"

"What are you talking about? Whether it's fish or vegetables, the fresher the better, right? Haven't you heard of how freshly killed is handled?"

It's better to have this kind of freshly killed.

I've given up eating vegetable salad, and the so-called rich, it's so capricious:

"Ahh Even if it's fried rice......

At this time, I was 'beaten back to its original shape' by a plate of salad, and I lay on the table weakly, the meat is not good, and the vegetables will escape! Is it only possible to drink water every day? The eating habits of this other world are closer to those of the West, but in fact it is just wishful thinking on my part, because-

"Yes."

"Huh? What is there? Is there one?"

"Of course. It's just that the rice, which is the raw material, runs away before harvesting, so the yield is low. Expensive food is not something that we can eat casually, and it is not usually on the menu of the hotel. Like Brussels sprouts, they are not eaten until the special harvest season. Otherwise, you have to order. I had never participated in the rice harvesting, and the only time I had eaten rice before was when I saw Ah Zhen eating it secretly. I tasted it as if a bowl cost 5,000 to 10,000 yuan......

"Is that so?

Words, words, Arlo, you know a lot~. It's worthy of an elf~ Ah, Ah Lu, what's wrong with you??"

"Brute! This damn world! This damn ahma! I said that how can he eat, it is impossible for him to suddenly eat a hundred thousand arrears! Ah Zhen, don't run~!"

"Locke, you betrayed me! It's not that I don't tell you~ I'm sorry Yuhangni, I can eat a Chinese meal......

"Shut up! I'm not a foodie, so I'm not angry because you didn't ask me to eat with me! It's because you chose such a 'beautiful' world for me to cross! Do you know what I'm talking about?! You get the idea?!! I've had enough! Enough is enough!! Enough is enough!!! Really fed up. Soβ€”

Suffer death!

Take my blow to the Leaf Wood Sect's Body Technique, the ultimate mystery, the colorful golden bamboo shoots, and kill for a thousand years!!"

"Ya, Butterfly~~!"

――――――――!!!!

"Who else! Who else!!"

Public, retreat......

invincibility

It's a kind of loneliness...... Hehe......

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