Although it was a cold winter day, standing on the street with no one around, the bright sunlight shining on his head, he would still feel a little temperature, and he would inevitably sweat - so at this time, Lin Qing's head was sweating, definitely not because of any nervousness. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Well, I'm not nervous. I'm just a low-level neurotic casual player - I'm an NPC who talks and laughs with the top players and well-known players! You won't be nervous - wait, no matter what kind of player you're talking to, it's normal for NPCs, right? Although Lin Qing was not nervous, we saw that he rarely slapped himself in the face in a sentence......

"The rule that can't be damaged is really effective, Xiao Cang, Xiao Jin, Xiao Hei, and Brother Knight have all confirmed this - Xiao Cang's level 21 is ranked fourth on the level list, and Xiao Jin's level 19 is ranked 26th on the level list, and there is no reason why there will be so many top-ranked cattle people gathering together among the 100,000 players in the world, right? So--well, I'm supposed to be safe--! ”

When Lin Qing was comforting himself while running home, he suddenly tripped over a rope - well, that's not the point, the point is that at the same time as he tripped over, a stone fell on his head......

"Oh! Oh, my God! Are you okay! A man in a suit rushed up and picked up Lin Qing, who was rolling on a lazy donkey to avoid the stones, his face full of concern and remorse, "Aren't you the one who was in the orphanage just now?" Yes! Oh, my God! What did I do! I was just trying to catch a sparrow -- you know, they're always flying around your head and 'buzzing' -- I mean, it's chirping, it's like killing them......"

"I don't think this style of trap can catch any birds—oh, except ostriches." Lin Qing complained with a black face.

"Oh, you're telling a good joke." The guy commented with a serious look on his face.

"Oh, is it? Thanks for the compliment. Lin Qing stood up and patted the ash on his buttocks, "Be careful in the future - I suggest that you find out who you want to do before you start." At least figure out what you want to do......"

"I want to get rid of the chirping sparrows." The man in the suit smiled brightly.

"Oh, damn it...... There are too many of these bastards who seem to be the same as they are the ones who do the same, and if they continue to develop like this, not only will my attributes become passers-by, but they will eventually become a book that looks inexplicable......" Lin Qing's thoughts were rolling in his heart, "Well, let's not think about these things first--what a mistake is really a mistake......

"This bastard is really decisive...... Originally, I thought that I could at least hold on to a secluded alley, but by then Xiao Cang and they should almost arrive...... As a result, this bastard actually burned his experience and ran to the front, and he was directly ready to do it on the street! Isn't this too much! Haven't you always been a bastard who goes into the house to kill people!

"Okay, don't complain - complaining affects thinking...... Why is it okay to complain -- no, don't complain, especially since the endless self-complaining is not only stupid, but also annoying to others...... Well, calm down.

"This guy uses this trap to kill me, and he has no solid reason to prepare; And now that there's no one around, he hasn't been able to kill me - he shouldn't be a problem if he's less than 20...... Well, I've met a good student who is good at using his brain to think about problems...... Ah, it would be nice if everyone was as cute as Xiaocang......"

"Sir? Mr? The man in the suit shook Lin Qing a few times, "Sir, are you okay?" ”

"Uh-it's fine." Lin Qing blinked, "I fell to the ground a little suddenly just now, I just felt a little dizzy." ”

"Oh, it's fine." The man in the suit breathed a sigh of relief, "This is my business card, if there is anything to call me." ”

"Isn't that right? According to the general idea, you should just complain and say, 'Didn't you just complain in good spirits!' That's right. Lin Qing said and took the business card, "Uh, what is written, I'm sorry, there seems to be something wrong with my eyes......

"If I'm not mistaken, it says- 'You're going to die'?"

As he spoke, Lin Qing abruptly put aside his business card and jumped across the road at the same time. It turned out that Lin Qing's choice was correct, and at the same time, the man in the suit yelled: "Ah! There are sparrows! Then he raised his hand and there was a huge fireball, which exploded in an instant not far from where Lin Qing was standing before......

"Hmm- because the target didn't choose me, so it wasn't stopped?" Cannot be a damage target for players below level 20'...... Damn, if you know about this setting, you can come up with a solution with a little brain...... The question is, how does this bastard know? Lin Qing flew for a while more with the help of the explosion, and as a result-

A luxury sports car speeding from afar made Lin Qing, who was about to land, get a longer time in the air. Yes, Lin Qing's score is gradually improving, and he is about to surpass Jordan to become a new generation of flyers!

Out of the luxury sports car came three fairly good-looking women, and a handsome blonde guy. When the man in the suit saw these four people, he smacked his lips a little unhappily and turned away silently. Although Lin Qing tried to get these people to stop him, he opened his mouth and found that he was no longer able to speak.

"So it's not scientific to fight wits and courage on the streets of the city......" This was Lin Qing's last thought before falling into a coma.

"Aha! Lin Qing, you bastard, when you were casually talking nonsense and deceiving people everywhere, did you ever think that you would have today! Aha, aha, ahaha! It's not that you don't report it, it's time yet! Hahaha! When Lin woke up, he remembered a familiar and somewhat noisy voice......

"What kind of retribution - I have always been a good boy who does good deeds and accumulates virtues, and almost all the things I do are good deeds for the benefit of all mankind!" Lin Qing tried to sit up, but found that he seemed to be wrapped in bandages.

"Don't waste your efforts, even if you don't have a bandage or a splint on you, you still can't sit up. You've got seven broken bones -- more than they should have been, or you're on the verge of dying. It's a pity - I mean luckily, Pseudo-Niang - I mean Bi Yuan fed you a bottle of medicine, well, you're pretty lucky. ”

"It's not luck, Xiaocang, it's not luck." Lin Qing's expression was very serious, "Why haven't you understood that everything in this world follows the same laws, and everything in this world is interrelated?" It was because Brother Bi Yuan had heard my views on playing games before that he fed me the bottle of medicine instead of throwing me there to die - I mean, until I was resurrected. ”

"Looks like you're recovering well, bastard...... At least the ability to talk nonsense has been fully restored. Xiao Cang pursed his lips and spat out, "But don't worry, Biyuan and they are not here." ”

"Oh, I see—why did you send me to the hospital to be tied up like this when there was medicine?"

"Well, because Biyuan's medicine is on CD - that thing can't be used continuously. And then ......."

"And then all the medicine is concentrated in the hands of the pseudo-brother alone? I understand. The pseudo-brother is really a natural harem man, and he wants to find such a talented and fair way to solve the problem...... you, idiots! ”

"Well, I also think those idiots who open a harem are stupid." Xiao Cang was also indignant.

"Uh--it looks like the last hypnosis worked very well, and it really seems to have opened the door to a new world for Xiao Cang. On next year's Torch Festival, I will make Xiao Cang the most heroic warrior of the Order......"

"Uh-Lin Qing, you seem to have said something strange just now, I didn't hear it clearly, can you repeat it?"

"No, nothing. By the way, Xiaocang, is there anyone else in the ward? ”

"No-Biyuan is a local tyrant who is serious, and he directly opened a private room for you. Then they went straight to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses and other copies - although I don't think it's very likely that they will run into them in the past two days. ”

"They're here for this - these guys have a fake certificate, is the fake certificate industry in the Celestial Empire really so developed?" Lin Qing thought for a while, "Uh-what about the others?" ”

"Golden Libra doesn't know where it is, the Dark Forest said that he was in the forest, and he couldn't tell what the specific place was, I didn't inform your NPC team, but that scumbag ran over just now to care about your situation." Xiao Cang sat next to the hospital bed, as if he was too bored, took a newspaper from the side, and an apple, and looked at it while eating.

"Hey, that's my apple! How can you casually eat other people's condolences! This stalk is about to be played badly, okay? Seriously, now this novel has no laughing point except for self-complaining! Annoying, hey! ”

"I don't know what you're referring to by fiction, but it's clear that you're the only one who's been complaining about yourself."

"Uh-let's not talk about that." Lin Qing coughed dryly, "What were we talking about just now?" Oh, scumbag - you're talking about Lin Hu, right? I think he made a decisive choice at the time - if he hadn't been that stupid, he could have made the right choice. Well, let's talk about the lizard suit man. ”

"He's a player, he knows what a knight looks like, and the level is less than 20. This is normal as a player. He behaves weirdly, has no psychological burden about killing NPCs, and according to the Knight, his acting skills are very good, just like you in this regard. Xiao Cang looked at the newspaper and said casually, "Lin Qing, who is a player, can you deal with it like this?" ”

Lin Qing thought carefully for a while: "Uh--although I think your understanding of me is a bit partial and comprehensive, and there is too little basis for analysis, and you have inexplicably skipped the process of analysis--, however, I agree with your conclusion. The instincts of idiots are always accurate, and the ancients did not deceive me......"

"I don't know much about the history here, but I bet it.

"There's no such old saying, bastard!"