Chapter 5 A real murderer is also a surreal concept
December 24, 2020 at nine o'clock in the morning. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Lin Qing walked alone on the street.
Although it is the day before Christmas, and many Chinese people attach great importance to Christmas, because there is no holiday on this day, the streets seem very ordinary, and there is no strong Christmas atmosphere. Even though a few shops have started putting on Christmas songs, it can only feel noisy.
Lin Qing was wearing a red shirt, red trousers, and a pair of red shoes, and his overall appearance was extremely eye-catching, which was very different from his usual black and white dressing style. And the most terrifying thing is that this guy has always had a warm smile on his face, and he exudes a warm male aura all over his body......
"There's not much information you can get from players right now. The most important points have been answered by the GM...... Although it is not possible to confirm the authenticity or falsehood, at least there is no fact that violates it, so we will deal with it seriously.
"Except for Xiao Cang and Xiao Hei's accidents, it has gradually become dangerous to mix with players now. Although Xiao Jin doesn't have any tasks, it seems that his experience growth is very stable - it will rise to 20 in two days...... What a headache - the GM wouldn't elaborate on the last review upgrade.
"All in all, it's better to reduce contact with the player for a while - oh, and by the way, there's a murderer player. I've been active in Yongping, and I don't know when it's going to be my turn...... But then again, he's probably a casual player who only started the game in the closed beta stage, right? That level should be far from 20. I'm going to have to find a way to solve him in the next few days......
"Ahhh The task of finding a target is left to Xiao Jin and Xiao Cang to do, the messenger of justice and the good people of the game should not be lazy in this kind of thing. It's here. ”
Lin Qing stopped thinking, and at the same time stopped, pressed his fingers on the corners of his mouth, and pulled them up again, making his smile more friendly, and then took out a few white scarves from his body, wrapped them around his body, and took out a Santa hat with a white ball on top and a white fake beard...... Finally, she disguised herself as Santa Claus and entered an orphanage......
"Kids, look who's coming! Santa Claus is coming to see you! A woman's voice.
"Huh? Santa Claus? Isn't it the right time? A boy made a disdainful voice.
"What Santa Claus...... Anyway, it's Lin Qing's idiot. The other boy sounded even more disdainfully.
"What are you talking about? I believe in Santa Claus! Did that guy get a gift? - No? Lin Qing, that stupid X, hurry up and die! Another boy's voice changed dramatically.
"Hey! You bastards! Kill you! Lin Qing tore off his beard, fell to the ground, and yelled at the group of children viciously, "Children who don't believe in the existence of white-bearded grandpas at such a young age will be abandoned by young beauties sooner or later!" ”
"What?" The three children asked in unison with an inexplicable pain on their faces.
Lin Qing didn't talk nonsense with them any more, walked inside, and cleared his throat: "Ahem, classmates, I thought about it two days ago and decided not to give you gifts this year-very good, only two classmates threw eggs and two classmates threw tomatoes, you four especially remembered it for me!" Well, where did you just go?
"Oh, by the way, I think you're seven or eight years old by now, and you've all grown up. It is no longer possible to fool you with a few small toys as gifts, and your growing ** heart is in urgent need of new knowledge to nourish.
With all of this in mind, it was decided that everyone would get a free yellow disc this year - of course, the little teases who dared to provoke Santa Claus would not have a share. Painful, right? Sad, right? Then repent! Because you thought you were mature at a young age and gave up your faith in the old man, the beautiful girls don't want you anymore, ahahaha!
"Huh? Aunt Mei, why are you looking at me with that expression? Alas? Aunt Mei, are you holding up the broom to clean up? I need to make room for you—ah! Help me! Aunt Mei, why are you beating me! ”
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Five minutes later, the decoration that Lin Qing had added later had completely disappeared, and the red clothes he was wearing were also covered with dust. Lin Qing stood calmly in front of everyone, not caring about everyone's disdainful eyes, and coughed dryly: "Why are you looking at me like this?" Haven't you come to receive your gifts? As I said earlier, each person has a yellow piece of paper, on a first-come, first-served basis. ”
"......" "What is a yellow piece of paper?" "It's a dime! It's a yellowing dime! "Lin Qing, you bastard is really poor and crazy!" "Give us the yellow disc and we can still sell it for money, you yellow disc is really a dog!" "Speaking of which, what can you buy with a dime in 2020!" ……
After this group of children unpacked the plastic paper package carefully prepared by Lin Qing with doubts and a little expectation, they saw the contents that had never been imagined...... So in an instant, the entire orphanage exploded, from the beginning of the questioning of the gift, it gradually evolved into a denunciation of Lin Qing and even a personal attack, "Die, bastard!" There are endless lines like that......
"You visionless little bastards!" Lin Qing looked like a fish in water, and even showed a satisfied expression in the face of more and more excessive foul language, and said sarcastically, "How many times have I taught you, we have to look at the problem from the perspective of development!" ”
Lin Qing seemed to be excited as he spoke, and said impassionedly with gestures: "From a long-term perspective, do you know what this dime is?" It's a collectible, you little rats who don't know what to do! Like you guys say, you can barely do anything with a dime now, what does that mean? It means that a dime will soon be withdrawn from the stage of history like a penny in the past! As time goes by, the number of dime races will become smaller and smaller, and then there will be a group of idle rich people and investors with their own evil intentions to hype up the value of these worthless pieces of paper! In other words, when you grow up, the value of this money will be too great for you to imagine! At that point, the dime may be so precious that you won't even be willing to do it! You get the idea! ”
"That-Lin Qing......" Aunt Mei, who was standing on the side, looked at the children who had already entered a state of vertigo, and showed an unbearable expression, "Don't you know that a period that is too long will affect other people's reading experience?" ”
"What?" Lin Qing was stunned for a moment, "Aunt Mei, what are you talking about?" ”
"I'm saying, the book is now on the streets, so don't mess around! Oops, what did I say? ”
"Uh--according to my speculation, Aunt Mei, you should have been controlled by the will of the universe just now, and we should not talk about this topic. Well, dear students-" Lin Qing was about to change the subject, ", where have the classmates gone?" ”
When Lin Qing looked around, he saw that the group of little children who had a very bad attitude towards him were now like good children who had been selected to send flowers, with a warm, innocent and bright smile, surrounded by a mature man in a suit and leather shoes, and a little girl who looked a little shy and afraid of life walked in......
"Hey—these white-eyed wolves that can't be fed." Lin Qing scolded with a smile and stepped aside, "But the gift packaging in the hands of these boys is really luxurious - that game console!" Damn, I want to be a teenager younger! ”
"Well, Lin Qing, have you been financially tight again recently?" Aunt Mei also leaned against the wall, looked at the group of children with a smile, and chatted with Lin Qing at the same time, "I've told you many times, don't just think about playing all day, hurry up and find a decent and reliable job, a good young man like you can't find a girlfriend, and you will have your own children by then." ”
"Aunt Hahamei, you don't know the current market at all," Lin Qing laughed twice, "Compared to the prosaic mid-range goods everywhere, people nowadays are more inclined to luxury and high-end goods with fewer quantities!" There are even people who are willing to share high-end goods with others! So people like me still silently go and be my quasi-grand magician......"
"I'm getting depressed again...... Okay, okay, let's not talk about that. Aunt Mei smiled a little embarrassedly, "Those children are all children, and they are already very familiar with you." Actually, they like you—"
"I know, I know, it's all a credit to my education that they're going to become the pragmatist tsundere kids they are now. As an orphan, you must have such a spirit in order to live independently through the storms of society! Lin Qing recovered his spirit as soon as he mentioned this, and a smug expression appeared on his face.
"Speaking of which, have you heard of the case of the corpseless murderer who has made a lot of trouble in the past two days, Aunt Mei?" Lin Qing saw Aunt Mei's disdainful expression, and wisely diverted the topic, "Do we have to add a few security guards or something?" ”
"Well—you have a point." Aunt Mei was successfully induced by Lin Qing, and thought with a sad face, "But there is a bit of a problem with the flow of funds in the past two days...... That murderer isn't active in the west of the city, is he? It feels like it's still far away......"
"That's not right...... Now that you can take a car from Yongping to the imperial capital, do you still think that the east and west of the city are far away? Lin Qing's expression gradually became serious, "This is very dangerous!" ”
"But, if you really want to say it, killing demons or something, it really feels too unrealistic, doesn't it? Killing everyone in the family every time, and not having a single corpse - such a surreal thing is unbelievable that this is happening so close to us. The mature man also came over, leaned against the wall on Lin Qing's right, and answered.
Lin Qing looked to the right, his eyes seemed to have lost focus, and he didn't know whether he was looking at the man or looking out the window. After a few seconds, Lin Qing suddenly laughed: "Yes, this feels too unrealistic!" It's like our world is just a game, and we're all NPCs, hahaha! ”
The man's face changed, and he laughed as well: "Haha, what you said is quite nonsense, haha......"
"Well, it's almost time." Lin Qing looked at his watch and said with a smile, "Okay, maybe I'm thinking too much, after all, that killer hasn't attacked a family of more than five people yet." It's almost time for me to make money, or I'll really become a great magician by then-Aunt Mei, you don't have to send it, see you next time, bye-bye, brother ...... local tyrant."
After walking out of the door, the smile on Lin Qing's face suddenly became a little more chilly, and he took out a small mobile phone that was almost out of print from his pocket, dialed a number, and put it to his ear: "Hey, Xiaocang?" Hurry up and get out of here!
"Well, 100,000 urgent, boy. The suspected player with a lizard-like mark on the right side of his face has found ......"