Chapter 013: This is the daily routine of this other world, but ......
"So, then, I'm going to use the skill that the lich is proud of, and this skill requires exactly ten skill points to learn, no, but it's really okay to leave him alone like this?"
As she spoke, Azrien looked back and forth between me and Ah Zhen, who was very familiar with each other, as if she had realized something, and seemed a little overwhelmed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"It doesn't matter, just let him stick to where he is, which adult he offended, this kind of punishment is already very light...... Needless to say, let's get started!"
"Excuse me, let's get started. By the way, I'd like to ask you first!"
As she spoke, Azrien brought her face to me in earnest.
"W-What?"
She said with her hands on my cheeks and her thumbs touching the corners of my mouth.
Then, without hesitation, she asked:
"Can I suck it?"
"Gladly."
I'm not going to say, "Suck what?" Such cheesy lines.
Nor does it say, "At a time like this?" That's the case.
I'm not a sluggish character who panics or pretends to be stupid at such times.
"Thank you! Well, I'm going to suck! Then please pay attention to Mr. Yuhang."
Azrien's moist lips met my eyes, and I couldn't even notice it.
Mom and Dad. I'm going to turn into an adult in another world...... Finish......?
「『DrainTouch』――!」
"Ahh
"Stop, stop, stop! If you suck it up again, Yu Hangni will become a human and it! You bastard lich, you know you have a conspiracy!"
At this time, Ah Zhen came back to life and quickly stopped Azriam, and Azriam also let go of my hand when I was about to lose consciousness.
What a disappointment.
No, I probably guessed that this would be the end!
The Lich's Signature Skill, DrainTouch
The effect of this skill is to drain the HP or MP of the target target.
Then, this move can also distribute your own HP or MP to the target.
With this move, if used correctly, it can make up for the lack of firepower in our squad. At least it's good to replenish MP for Locke, who is lying on the corpse.
"I'm sorry, but this skill of mine is a skill that can only be used if you have a target, which means ...... You have to try out the skill on someone...... But the "DrainTouch" skill, when、Of course, I'm only going to suck a little bit! But Mr. Yuhang's physique and magic are too much...... Anyway, Mr. Yuhang, have you learned this skill?"
I see, that's what happened. Seeing Azlian's slightly flustered explanation at this time, I couldn't help but nod. It's good to say that the other world is good, if this kind of woman is in our world, it will definitely be a blue pool. It's a pity it's a lich~!! A lich without a body~~!! Cry......
"Hmm...... I don't think I've learned it, but I think I'm going to trouble Azriam for once......
I don't mind having a cross-racial relationship with a non-human, but at an age of flesh and blood, that kind of platuan love is too hard! So I suppressed the tremor in my heart and started a normal conversation, and at the same time, I felt that I hadn't learned this trick "DrainTouch". Shaking his head helplessly, it seemed that he was not concentrating on the right place before......
"You're so polite, but your current physical condition ......."
"Hey, I know. Ah Zhen, I'm sorry, can I trouble you?"
"What are you bothering me again?"
"Excuse me, let Azrien suck it and let me learn the skill!"
I was speechless, this is a stupid way to play to a new level.
"Oh? You want this weak undead monster to use DrainTouch on me?!"
Facing Ah Zhen's surprised exclamation, Azrien shrank in fear.
"Well...... Yes. I don't care."
Ah Zhen suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled viciously at Azrien.
In principle, these two people, one is a high-level undead monster lich, and the other is a great sage of the human race.
But looking at the current performance of the two of them, I really don't know which side is righteous and which side is evil.
"You can suck as much as you like. Come on, let's do it."
Ah Zhen held out his hand.
Azrien shook his hand tremblingly......
"So, then, please forgive me for offending ..............................? Odd? Strange, strange?"
I can't tell what happened now, but it seems that something unexpected has happened to Azrien.
"Hurry, hurry, what's wrong? Don't you want to suck my strength or mana? Oops, aren't you the boss of the undead monsters, why can't you even absorb power? It's really a weak chicken......
"Strange, strange――――――――?"
It seems that Ah Zhen is resisting Azrien's skills and not letting her absorb them.
- I silently slapped my palm on the back of Ah Zhen's head.
"It hurts! Yu Hangni, why are you hindering me! It's the Great Sage vs. the Lich! I'm a great sage no matter how I say it, but I can't just let her suck it!"
"No, then things won't go any further, so you just let her suck it...... I'm sorry, Azrien. This guy has been suffering from an occupational illness lately, and he doesn't seem to be able to accept the undead."
I apologized on behalf of Ah Zhen, and Azrien looked like she didn't dare to do it, shaking her head frequently.
"No, it's okay! Yes, I'm not good, who called me a lich......
So let's do it all over again and ask Azrien to show me her skills.
"Then, then, please forgive me for offending......
Azrien took Ah Zhen's hand and cast DrainTouch again.
After I realized that the skill of "DrainTouch" should be successfully learned, I led Ah Zhen, who had a stinky face, to thank Azrien. Compensation for the cost of repairs to the ceiling, and with an empty wallet, he went to the guild to confirm his adventurer card.
There is indeed a skill called "DrainTouch" on it.
Without hesitation, I spent ten skill points and learned this skill.
…… And at this very time.
"Urgent mission! Urgent mission! All adventurers staying in town, please meet at the Adventurers' Guild now! Repeat, urgent mission! Urgent mission! All adventurers staying in the town, please gather at the Adventurers' Guild immediately!"
Loud announcements resounded throughout the town.
I guess I used magic to amplify the volume.
"Hey, what's the urgent mission? Are there monsters attacking the town?"
I seemed a little uneasy about this sudden large-scale event, and on the other hand, the expressions of Pete and Locke, who had reconciled, were vaguely happy. Pete said in a voice of joy:
「…… Well, I guess it's going to be harvested. The harvest time is almost up."
…………
"What? Cabbage? Is there some kind of monster named Brussels sprouts?"
I uttered this in a daze, and for some reason Locke and Pete looked at me with a wretched look.
"Brussels sprouts are green, round green. Something to eat."
"It tastes crisp and is a delicious vegetable."
"I know that too! How else would it be? The people of this guild are talking about some urgent mission, just asking the adventurer to help the farmer?"
It may seem strange that I would say this when I was working in civil engineering not long ago, but I'm not here to farm. You've encountered a lich before...... It's a bit of a rhythm to turn around and farm now, right?
"Ahhh......hh Yuhangni, what is Brussels sprouts?"
Ever since he was struck by his mother's divine thunder, he feels that Ah Zhen is inexplicably obedient. If you don't understand, just ask, of course, that's why we all subconsciously avoid talking about lightning strikes.
"Brussels sprouts, commonly known as kohlrabi there. Cabbage, cabbage or something. Have you ever heard of "Hot Kohlrabi", the scientific name of the dish in it is Brussels sprouts."
"That's right...... I've had hot kohlrabi."
Ah Zhen looked like I knew me very well, and was about to say something to me when the guild clerk interrupted him and began to explain aloud to the adventurers who were inside the building.
"I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden! I think someone should already know that it's Brussels sprouts! The Brussels sprouts harvest has also arrived this year! This year's cabbage is growing very well, and you can get 1,000 G when you harvest one! We have asked all the townspeople to go home and take shelter. So, grab as many kaleas you can and return them here! Please pay attention to your own safety and do not get injured by the counterattack of Brussels sprouts! In addition, due to the large number of people and the amount of money, we will pay you all in the future!"
………… What did this clerk just say?
At this time, cheers rang out outside the Adventurer's Guild.
I didn't know what was going on, so I ran out and squeezed into the crowd to see what was going on, only to see green objects flying around the town.
Just as I was standing here, looking blankly at this inexplicable scene, Ah Zhen came to me at some point, and said solemnly:
"Seemingly...... The kohlrabi of this world will fly."
「…… How is it possible, I think we can go back to the stable and sleep, I have been sucked so much by Azrien that I seem to be hallucinating...... Hehe, I must be hallucinating, look at Ah Zhen, the cabbage is actually flying~! It's an absolute illusion!!"
While I couldn't accept the reality and whispered blankly, the brave adventurers had already picked up their momentum and rushed out.
Watching the adventurers desperately chase the kale, I prayed sincerely.
…… What kind of sin did I create in my last life, old man, and I have to fight to the death with Brussels sprouts here in this life~!
Yes...... I really want to go home, and I think I will go to the British Empire.
……………………
"Damn, why is the fried kohlrabi so delicious! I really don't understand, I really don't understand!"
I sat in the guild and took a bite of the fried Brussels sprouts that were served here.
After the Brussels sprouts hunt was safely over, Brussels sprouts were served all over town.
It is said that once the flavor of the world's cabbage begins to condense and enter the harvest period, they will gallop across towns and grasslands, cross continents, cross oceans, and finally quietly die in unknown secret lands because they are not willing to be eaten easily.
Because it was very profitable, in the end, Ah Zhen and I still participated in the task of hunting Brussels sprouts, and soon, Ah Zhen, who had no heart and lungs, had a good time with Brussels sprouts. Children just like to capture and collect games.
In this case, we follow a group of hot-blooded men who have been inspired by the Brussels sprouts who are desperately living in the present. Grab as many Brussels sprouts as you can and eat them while they're delicious!
…… I always feel like the festival is falling from place to place.
I didn't come to another world to fight Brussels sprouts. Of course, I don't want to fight the Lich...... It's only the current level, don't meet such a big coffee...... I don't believe all liches are like Azrien.
"Then again, you're pretty good, Pete! A paladin! Even those Brussels sprouts can't break through your defenses in any way."
"No, I'm nothing great, I'm just hard. I'm clumsy and don't move fast, so I can't hit my target with my sword, and my only strength is to protect others as a shield...... Speaking of attack, it's still Locke who is powerful. Faced with the hordes of monsters chasing Brussels sprouts to town, it only took a single "Seven Days Blast" to blow them all up. The other adventurers have surprised expressions on their faces~."
"Hehe, no one can resist the power of my nirvana...... But don't talk about me yet, Yuhang is the most active one. He quickly recovered my depleted mana and carried me back on his back."
「…… Well, when I was surrounded by Brussels sprouts and monsters and was beaten, it was also Aluta who showed up in style and captured the Brussels sprouts that attacked me. Thank you for saving me."
"Indeed, with his latent skills to eliminate his breath, by sensing enemies to quickly grasp the movements of Brussels sprouts, and with 'DrainTouch' sneaking up from behind, that appearance is almost like that of a legendary assassin."
Finally, Ah Zhen finished his cabbage and put the plate on the table.
In this task of hunting Brussels sprouts, the only one who chased Brussels sprouts with his excitement, but did not show any uselessness at all, elegantly wiped the corners of his mouth and said:
"Jade Hangni...... In the name of my Lord God, I will bestow upon you the title of Assassin of the Magnificent Brussels Sprouts."
"It's noisy! If you dare to call me with this title, I will dial you out! Ahhhh......h That's enough, why did it turn out like this?"
I lay on the table with my head in my hands. It's obviously a normal adventure mission, and the companions tout each other, but why doesn't it feel normal! Because the opponent is a ridiculous kohlrabi? Or a flying unit! And the amount is huge, and the bounty is not low. It stands to reason that it should be very exciting. But-
My adventurer level has become eleven. The rank has also been upgraded from four stars in the first stage of Starlight to one star in the second stage of Starlight.
This is equivalent to my rank and class in the kohlrabi hunting mission.
I'm just grabbing kohlrabi, not knocking them down, so why am I getting promoted?
And then again, why do just kohlrabi have so much experience points? Even if it's an air unit.
There are a lot of places where you can spit out.,It seems that the kohlrabi in this world before the appearance of the legendary demon king can't fly.,But then I don't know if it's cursed or what.,These kohlrabi got the attributes of this pit daddy.。 I don't understand why the Demon King is doing this kind of thing, but if you really want to think about it seriously, it should hurt your head, so I'll skip it.
In this world, if you care too much about things, you will lose.
One cabbage is worth 1,000 G. The reason why you pay so much for a mere cabbage seems to be because you can get experience points from eating fresh cabbage.
In other words, rich adventurers can become stronger or something as long as they eat vegetables, and this setting is too casual! So no matter how many times I have to say, if you care about this kind of thing, you will lose.
There are now four skill points.
I found the magicians and swordsmen of the other squads I met during the Cabbage Hunt mission, and asked them to teach me the "One-Handed Sword" skill and the "Elementary Magic" skill.
It took two points each to learn both skills.
One-handed sword skills, as the name suggests, are better at using one-handed swords. This skill can be reached level 5. But I'm only level 1 now, but it's level 1, and my swordsmanship is at the level of an ordinary person.
Although I ran out of points, I wanted to learn swordsmanship, and magic was a skill I had always wanted to learn.
Since you've come to a world where you can use magic, there shouldn't be anyone who doesn't want to use magic.
With the "Elementary Magic" skill, I seem to be able to use relatively simple magic with the seven attributes of earth, water, fire, wind, light, darkness, and air.
By the way, there is no lethal magic in primary attribute magic, so most magicians don't learn elementary magic, they save points first, and then directly learn intermediate magic. Only a few fans of magic will learn the "elementary magic" skill.
And it takes ten points to learn intermediate magic. And my profession as an adventurer is twenty points......
Since it costs so many points, my magic power is not very high anyway, so maybe it would be better to give up learning intermediate attack magic.
I studied magic, more often than not, to get over the addiction of magicians and to do something more practical.
For example, "ignition", "ignition", "ignition", "ignition...... Something.
Anyway, because although I compensated for the roof of Azlian's shop, I don't have much money. The bounty of kale, on the other hand, will take a few days to claim......
So take advantage of this time to go on a mission. Otherwise, there may be no money to sleep in the stables at night...... My thoughts coincide with Ah Zhen's. Because Azlian's roof was struck by lightning, mainly because of him, he didn't have much money......
It's not that Azrien's roof is expensive, but that I ordered a set of high-level adventurer equipment from her in the first place, and it's not hard to imagine why I want to order it. Just like me, who was weak at the beginning, is now enough to become a thief, swordsman, warrior or something because of the promotion to the second order, this kind of combat equipment for high-level adventurers, but because everyone has changed jobs after their level, it is a rare thing that few tailors can make. Of course, this also cost almost all of the income from Lilith's place and recent missions. Originally, the remaining meal and other miscellaneous expenses were also compensated for the roof, and I took the initiative to help Ah Zhen, the sunshine...... No! I mean, the Sunlight Clan paid in advance, so it completely emptied our wallets. I don't know where he spends all his money!
As soon as I was going to do a mission, Pete and Locke nodded in agreement, so they went to the bulletin board together and started looking for a suitable task.
"Actually, Arlo and I have seen it before...... There are no very good tasks, so it's better to hand over to Ah Lu and you decide......
Pete said this, and Locke nodded, because the taskbar didn't seem to have been updated, so it was some old quests from before.
"Yu Hangni, Yu Hangni!"
"Yuhangni is here."
"How's this task?"
"- Defeat the Manticore and Griffins - The Manticore and Griffins are fighting for territory here. It's dangerous to leave them alone, so please kill both at the same time. The reward is 50,000 G.'"
"You idiot!"
I screamed and put the notice back where it came from.
"What, just ask Locke to give them a 'Seven Days Blast' while the two of them are together, and you can solve it all at once. Why are you so scared, ......?"
"Anyway, you guy must be planning to leave the work of coming up with a battle plan and having two dangerous monsters stay together very well, and completely leave it to me, right? You rely on me so much, I am very stressed to say! Even if I manage to get them together and get Locke into the soul, not only will the corpses of the manticore and griffin evaporate, but most of the reward of 50,000 will go to Locke! Don't forget, you still put forward the condition that you don't share the remuneration equally, and how much you get paid according to how much effort you make!"
That's why I've said a long time ago, you're too short-sighted. How's that, now dumbfounded, right?
Just take this task and let him handle it alone. It's not that there is no precedent for this, so let's see if there is a mission that can be done by one person......
Wait a minute! This mission is still there......