Miracle QQ group chat log: 2020/12/2400:12

Dead House 2: Yo! Happy Christmas Eve, everyone!

Doom Watcher: Huh? I said, Christmas Eve is tomorrow, right?

Lu Renjia: It's today, but not now. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Renjia: Christmas Eve is not a whole day, how many times have I told you two......

Doom Warden: Gee, but isn't it a holiday all day when you think about it?

Dead House 1: Do you have to say a meaningless piece of nonsense every time you start? Turtle, you're online, long time no see.

Silent Turtle: Hmm. Everybody. Long time no see.

Dead House 2: Oh! Turtle, you're finally online! We all thought you had dived too long and drowned.

Doom Watcher: Oh I'm so cold, as cold as a polar bear standing in the refrigerator with no clothes on!

Lu Renjia: What are you doing...... It's rare for someone to come once, how about counting the information?

Dead House 1: Even so, to be honest, there's been a pitiful amount of progress.

Dead House 1: I've pretty much figured out the question about the game phase you mentioned last time.

Dead House 2: The game has a total of five stages, which is basically the same as our online game. The pioneer stage is more special, and then there are closed beta, internal beta, public beta, and official operation. Among them, we already have a general understanding of the pioneer stage, which is basically the stage where the pioneer and some local tyrant players enter the game and explore the gameplay. I don't really understand the significance of this stage......

Doom Watcher: 2, you're pretty good too! Speaking of which, there is still a stage of official operation of online games? I didn't pay attention to it before, and I always thought that the online game would be open beta after the public beta......

Lu Renjia: How is that possible - why do you think it's called an open "test"?

Lu Renjia: The Pioneer Stage is also reasonable from a game perspective. As a thing that is likely to be a 4D game, the more the game fits into the reality of life, the more it feels. In the Pioneer Phase, the various functions and systems that exist for the game are not open and are left to the player to explore. And if there is a part that the player can't explore, then the design of this part will inevitably interfere with the realism of the game, so there is room for modification.

Lu Renjia: Of course, this is just an explanation. I'm more inclined to a different view of our game. I'll tell you when I figure it out.

Dead House 1: I said could you please not rob me?

Dead House 1: The first three days of the game are the Pioneer Phase, which is the most active period for Pioneers. A significant number of pioneers will remain on the line at this stage. At the same time, some local tyrants came in to play soy sauce, and casually gangsters to see if they could encounter any good things and get a certain level or other advantages. But most of them are just registered numbers and hung there.

After the end of Dead House 1: Frontier, the game will start a closed beta. Although theoretically the composition of the player is the same as the pioneer stage, at this time the player will have greater authority in the game, for example, he can be resurrected freely, and the game system that should be in place is basically in place, so that he will not be in a state of being in the dark. And the benefits of the pioneers are gradually decreasing.

Dead House No. 1: So, in the closed beta stage, the local tyrants who had been playing soy sauce before gradually became active. As far as I know, the money of that world can get some of the things in this world: money in this world, some information about this world -- and false certificates.

The Silent Turtle: False Witnesses?

Dead House No. 1: Yes, false testimony. What was made is not as good as I have made. I can't even pass the security check of domestic planes.

Lu Renjia: ...... If I'm not mistaken, that part of the information -- is that the way to find a false witness dealer like you?

Dead House No. 1: What are you telling the truth! As for what happened after that, I don't know much about it......

Silent Turtle: The closed beta and the open beta are nothing more than more people coming in...

Silent Turtle: I'll give you the information I'll give you when I'm done.

Lu Renjia: Everyone's hard work - then the next intelligence meeting will be held when the end of the world brings in new people.

Doom Watcher: Huh?

Doom Ward: you, do you still remember? I can't even think of it myself, haha!

…………

"Welcome to today's urban anecdotes! Good morning everyone, I'm the plate! ”

From 6:30 to 7 o'clock in the morning, it was the most relaxing time of the day for Lin Qing recently.

The golden scale is usually not online, and even if it is online, it is out there to catch the wicked, punish the evil, and brush up some experience for yourself by the way; Although the Dark Forest is nominally Lin Qing's pet No. 2, Lin Qing doesn't restrain himself, and he doesn't follow Lin Qing, just like other casual players, wandering outside, not knowing what he's doing; Needless to say, most of the NPC squad is sleeping. All the people who might come to disturb his daily life generally do not show up.

What the? And Pet One Pale Flame? Lin Qing gets up every morning and makes up a random reason to let Xiao Cang work as a nanny for a day, which is convenient and easy to use, and is close to fully automatic and universal housekeeping intelligent robots...... It is because this guy is always hanging on the line that Lin Qing's life can be as leisurely and relaxed as it is now.

Lin Qing shook the bell next to the dining table: "Xiaocang, fry me an egg." ”

"You pervert! It's all said and don't tell disgusting jokes anymore! Let's not talk about the pigs last time, how to get eggs! ”

"......" and Xiao Cang seems to feel the crisis of his status as half of the protagonist, there are more and more strange attributes recently, compared to the TV shows that are usually boring, Xiao Cang often brings more joy to Lin Qing, "No, Xiao Cang, you really think too much this time, I definitely don't mean that." It's just a matter of eating fried eggs......"

"......" Xiao Cang fell silent, "Aha, ahaha!" I'm just kidding! Ahaha! ”

Cang seems to have gradually adapted to this life as a full-time nanny - or rather, found a sense of being in the game. In reality, he probably works as his sister's full-time nanny. So he always complains when he does these things, but in fact, not only does he do it honestly, but he also feels quite good when he does it.

Lin Qing studied it for a while, and after thinking that Xiao Cang's mental state was still in a controllable range, he stopped paying more attention and went back to watch TV shows.

"Urban Gonzo" is a new TV program launched by Yongtai in 2020, mainly about what urban strangeness is about, and organizing an exploration team to explore various strange places. According to Lin Qing's analysis, it is likely that because of the lack of funds, the equipment on this exploration team looks really not formal enough, no matter how terrible the soundtrack and scenery, once they appear, they immediately become confused, and they don't feel it at all. But it also helped them, and after a few failed attempts, they transformed into a show, saving the show from the crisis of cancellation......

However, the show's ratings have been climbing in recent days. Because compared to the original mysterious and strange talk about the campus everywhere, there have been a few high-profile events recently.

“…… Well, well, it seems that the latest scene exploration team of the recent seething corpseless homicide can't get close for the time being. The presenter, who was dressed like a rock singer, twitched every time he said a word, "Now three scenes have been found in the green tree community!" Our exploration team will be exploring the surrounding area, and we're sure there will be other undiscovered sites around the area! What is the cause of this mass mass murder? Is it the devil? Is it a ghost? Is it a ghoul? Or just an average human flesh lover? We at Urban Gonzo will keep tracking you until the truth is revealed! ”

After a cutscene with an extremely funny atmosphere that doesn't match the serious and somewhat scary topic just now, the presenter's plate makes a gesture that looks like that of a rap performer: "Okay, then let's look at the next anecdote."

"A few days ago, our program team received a letter from the audience. He said that after he went to the Terracotta Warriors on the morning of December 19, he had an extra wedding photo of a mysterious woman on his phone - for which he had divorced his ex and took a photo of another woman......

"Let's not talk about this for the time being, according to the investigation of our program team, many people who went there at the same time as him had photos of this woman from different angles in their mobile phones. Okay, we see this woman lying on the ground -- she seems to be crying. Well, the wedding dress was torn into pieces. Oh, I seem to understand something! ”

"Hmm—what's the matter with this woman? It looks miserable. Xiao Cang served Lin Qing a fried egg, and spit out a word casually after seeing the TV. Then looking at Lin Qing's strange eyes looking at him, Xiao Cang's right eyelid jumped, looked at the TV screen again, looked at the somewhat torn wedding dress, and studied it carefully for a while......

"Boom!" Xiao Cang's head hit a bloody mark on the wall, his hands clenched into fists, his middle finger stood straight to the sky, and roared: "Bastard! I swear I'm not with you! You're waiting to be crushed by me, you idiot boss! Watch me post your copy of the information on the Internet and get you fucked a hundred times a day! Ahhh ”