Miracle QQ group chat history: 2021/2/13

01：12

Lu Renjia: Aha! I, Hu Hansan, are back! Do you think that I can't sleep!

Doom Watcher: What are you doing in the middle of the night, making this kind of chaotic and weird line......

Silent Turtle: ?!

Doom Warden:?! Brother Lu?! you, you actually appeared!

Dead House 1: What's going on...... Did someone steal Brother Lu's number?

Dead House 2: I'm checking, and the IP address looks like it's really Brother Lu's computer. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Lu Renjia: Hey! Don't hack my stuff without my permission, okay!

Lu Renjia: Don't hack my computer!

Dead House 2: No signs of being remotely controlled. It's been a long time since I've been here, and there are a lot of strange things in Brother Lu's computer.

Dead House 2: [Image] [Image] [Image]

Dead House 1: ............

Dead House No. 2: The taste is similar to Brother Lu's original, but it is actually three-dimensional! It seems to be Coser! And it's all photos of the same person! This person's photo ratio accounts for 50% of the total number of images!

Dead House No. 2: Oh my God, Brother Lu, you shouldn't be in love, right? Haven't you always been at the forefront of the anti-cash charge!

Dead House 2: Huh? Brother Lu, did you just say something?

Lu Renjia: ...... No, nothing...... It's a ghost!

Lu Renjia: Although you have the setting of a top hacker on the 2nd, there is only a small incident of less than a few hundred words in the specific description, and it is still very unclear, it is normal for you to feel unhappy about this, I can understand you.

Lu Renjia: But you can't brush your presence in this way, right? You're a serious crime, aren't you?

Dead House No. 1: I like Lori characters in the second and first dimensions, although it's a bit of a gentleman, but we can still understand it.

Dead House 1: But he stretched his clutches to the third dimension, and even found a specific target and became a stalker......

Dead House No. 1: This is not something that can be passed with the sentence "Dead House is disgusting"!

Dead House 2: That's it! A hacker like me may still be recruited, become a hero, and finally become the protagonist of a TV series or something, a crime like Brother Lu, this type of crime, that is, a pervert who can't be shot a hundred times!

Lu Renjia: Who is a stalker! Who has stretched out the clutches of the devil! I'm just appreciating, you know! Look at it from a distance and not play with it, with love and longing, appreciate the beauty! You know what, I'll go!

Dead House No. 1: It's disgusting......

Dead House No. 2: Lu - I don't even want to call you Brother Lu, it's disgusting.

Doom Watcher: Although I don't usually make a clear statement, this time I have to say, Brother Lu, you are really disgusting.

The Silent Turtle: ...

Lu Renjia: Hey! Why did you even send a string of ellipses Brother Turtle! Are you going to follow them if they're messing around!

Silent Turtle: ex, XD.

Lu Renjia: ...... It turns out that EX means disgusting, right? I always thought it meant Noble Phantasm......

Lu Renjia: Don't be like this, okay? I've been missing for more than a month, alas? Hello everyone, you are all netizens who have been talking about the Internet for almost ten years, aren't you worried about me at all? Is it so malicious that I came back to welcome me?

The Silent Turtle: 。。。。。。

Dead House No. 1: I'll ...... Brother Lu, when did your painting style become so soft...... I shuddered, I ......

Doom Warden: Unfortunately, the truth is, I really don't worry about you at all.

Dead House No. 2: Actually, I was still a little worried, but I was quite happy to see Brother Lu come back.

Lu Renjia: Actually? Originally? Number 2, what do you mean by that? I thought you were the kindest one.

Dead House 2: I mean-

Dead House 2: After I found out that those images were uploaded an hour ago, I was neither worried nor happy.

Dead House 2: It's just disgusting.

Lu Renjia: ...... This meme can be over, right? At this point, it's not funny at all, right? There's no atmosphere at all, okay? It's just full of malice and keeps insulting me, okay......

Dead House No. 1: Generally speaking, we wouldn't call it an insult if it is in line with the facts.

Doom Watcher: Judging from the conversation just now, Brother Lu, your disappearance during this period of time is entirely due to some kind of terrible gentlemanly action, right? In that case, what else do you have to ask us to worry or be happy?

Lu Renjia: ...... Okay, good, count you ruthless...... Anyway, where did the civil servant brother go? Not online?

Dead House 2: You disgusting guy, don't try to change the subject like this!

Dead House 1: Oops, isn't that guy's identity completely revealed? You, me, Brother Turtle, and of course, Doomsday, all know his true identity and don't feel like he has what it takes to be part of our game.

Doom Warden: So, while he's not online, I discussed it with Number One, and with Brother Turtle's approval, kicked the fake "civil servant" out of the group.

Doom Watcher: I don't know why, but from what I've observed, he's lost his place at the heart of some of the plans, the ability to give us intelligence. And he himself does not meet the other requirements of the members of this group, to put it simply, the second disease is not serious enough, there is no momentum like "Lao Tzu controls everything behind the scenes, and everyone else is just a toy, Lao Tzu is idle with you, it is just because Lao Tzu likes to appreciate your shocked expression when you see Lao Tzu's true face in the future".

Lu Renjia: ...... Leave aside the content of the bunch you're talking about......

Lu Renjia: Didn't you already say that a single sentence that is too long will seriously affect the reading experience? You have a kind of trying to read that sentence yourself! Will you die if you break a sentence! Won't you be angry for so long!

Dead House No. 1: To be honest, I personally think that the content of that passage also needs to be discussed.

Dead House No. 1: What the hell do you mean by Doomsday! What a hellish attitude you have! Could it be that in your opinion, we are all a group of pretending to be forced because of the second disease! What a joke!

Silent Turtle: If it's not ...

Silent Turtle: What's that?

…………

Pale Flame dragged his tired body back to Lin Qing's house, stood at the door, took out a slender wire as he had done recently, inserted it into the lock hole of Lin Qing's newly replaced security door that had not been replaced for two months, and then took out another one, toggled it a few times very skillfully, and opened the door - every time at this time, Pale Flame would sigh with emotion.

The specific things that I feel about are different every time. For example, this time, he sighed that he was so skilled now, and time was really a pig-killing knife......

On the first day of Lin Qing's coma, Xiao Cang stood alone outside the door and struggled for a long time, and finally was unwilling to go offline in the wild, so he found a secluded place and entered Lin Qing's house through suicide and resurrection......

After that, for a long time, he had been in a state of not daring to close the door when he went out - without Lin Qing's support, the experience points were no longer something that could be brushed casually after spending a little time, so the large amount of experience points lost in death would be very uneconomical...... After all, Xiao Cang's main combat method until now is the "power of wisdom", which is an experience-burning skill.

By the way, although it seems that this book has been spent almost all the time in the troll, even for a player like Xiao Cang, the game life is not exactly about doing tasks (doing handymen for Lin Qing), being used by Lin Qing to accompany Lin Qing nonsense, and the battle also accounts for a considerable proportion - in fact, he goes to brush up on the copy of the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor every three days, although the number of times he has done it is very rare......

In view of the fact that the behavior of going out without closing the door will pose a huge threat to Lin Qing's property, and this also means that if Lin Qing appears again, it is likely to use this as an excuse to pit himself again without any guilt, so Xiao Cang has always been very entangled in this. Until one day, the first stage of his "Introduction to Door Theft Exercises" was suddenly completed - ready to start the second stage of training.

Xiao Cang didn't have much hope for this second stage - after all, the first stage of this thing was "jumping into the pit...... It is still the so-called "jump deeper into the pit every day than the day before, and finally you can jump to a height beyond ordinary people's imagination." "Such a theory like chicken soup for the soul...... Although it sounds very enthusiastic and touching, and seems to be quite inspirational, in fact, it is simply shameless to change concepts and nonsense......

Xiao Cang's training at the beginning did not open skills, but after about a month, the height he needed to jump, even with the physical fitness he had added as a high-level player, there was no way to jump at all. In the case that there was really no way, Xiao Cang turned on the "power of wisdom" and jumped up, only to find that the proficiency progress bar was still rising again...... After that, Xiao Cang completely lost hope in this cheat daddy, and it was only out of inertia and some inevitable luck that he insisted on practicing.

After the first stage of practice, Xiao Cang gained a skill called "Power Jump" - and it was also a passive skill, and the effect and evaluation were the same: "A character with this magic can theoretically jump very high." ”…… Then, on the earliest "Theft" skill book that was torn in half by Lin Qing, a follow-up text emerged.

“…… Then if you decide to join us in stealing the door, go to the Mother of the Ancestral Dragon to find that novice cultivation plan by yourself. Oh, and it can also be used as part of your introductory trials. The article that ended here before has a follow-up to it.

"Since you can read this passage, it means that your pit jumping magic skill has reached the entry-level level. I know that you want to scold your mother in your heart, and you really want to say what is the meaning of this kind of ghost training, and there is something you want to say but don't want to say, that is, 'I am training by cheating, so that you can also qualify You are kidding me!'" 'That's the case. ”

“…… "When I saw this, Xiao Cang's head was full ......of black lines, and he pulled the corners of his mouth and didn't know how to complain.

"I'm going to tell you, of course! The first stage of training is a training that cannot be completed without cheating! An ordinary human can jump out of a five-meter-deep pit after a month, if we really have that kind of easy and efficient training method, we should have dominated the world a long time ago, and changed our name to 'Peerless Heavenly Dao Mighty Universe Nine Heavens Peerless Palace'! ”

“…… Musou appeared twice, hey! Xiao Cang faced this sentence full of slots, and didn't know where to start talking, so he had to choose the most irrelevant place to complain.

"All in all, after completing the first stage of training, you have mastered the two skills of our basic entry to the door, 'stealing and sliding', and no matter what method you use, you can basically do it in short, 'flying eaves and walking walls', and then you can be trained in the next stage."

"Poof!" When he saw the words "no matter what method you use", Xiao Cang really had a feeling of vomiting blood...... Thankfully, the passage that destroyed his spirit was over for the time being, and the system once again gave him two options as he did when he chose whether or not to join the burglary, and once again emphasized that there was only one choice.

However, Xiao Cang has long been different from what it used to be, and Xiao Cang at this time did not have the same entanglement and hesitation as he did back then, his eyes were firm and his voice was calm, and he shouted loudly with confidence and decisiveness: "I choose to quit stealing the door!" ”

A minute later. "I opted out of the burglar! …… I'm quitting! I don't want to stay in this sect anymore! It's just a cheat, I'll go! I can't opt out, can I choose to die! I choose death, bastard! ”

Unfortunately, the system did not respond to Xiaocang's statement, because among the two options given by the system, there was no such option at all. The system gives a job transfer option, that is, the option that determines the direction of Xiaocang's future development in the thief door, which is "thief" and "assassin......

"Where is this the setting of a third-rate online game?" Facing up to the fact that he didn't have a third option at all, Xiao Cang finally had to choose the profession of "thief" weakly, which is not entirely due to his certain secondary plot, but also related to some very realistic considerations. For example, in times of peace, the skills that the Assassins get are useful, and—

Sure enough, money is still the most important thing.

After the selection, the "General Outline of the Door Theft" in Xiao Cang's hand, which was divided into two halves, changed again, from the previous pitch-black as ink to a gray book cover, it was clear that there was nothing special at all, but it always felt as if there was a layer of clouds and mist covering it, making people feel that they couldn't see clearly...... Of course, it still retains the shape of a torn book in half.

"Although I've already said it, I'll explain it again, this door doesn't have any repair spells, so what you tear it into at the beginning, it's just what it is."

"......" Xiao Cang's desperate mood made him unable to even say a word of complaint.

"So, let's get down to business. Welcome to this book, "The Compendium of Thieves". By the way, there is actually a title written on the book cover, but at that time, in order to pretend to be forced, the book was cast with the 'Misty Illusion Stealth Technique', and although the effect of pretending to be forced was achieved, even I couldn't see what was written on it, so I deliberately rewrote the title in it. ”

"And then I'll tell you the good news, if you choose an assassin, this thing won't become a Thief of Thieves: Assassin's Dictionary, but a sharp, no-frills dagger. For the record, this has nothing to do with the conflict between me and the idiot assassins who don't understand the value of money and know all day long about pretending to be cold bubble girls, but because I don't know anything about the path of the assassins, and I can't make it up even if I want to. ”

"Then, if you're lucky enough to become a thief, you'll be given a unique training that's scientifically effective and magical at the same time, and you'll be able to step up to a truly successful jailer — I mean a criminal — I mean a thief."

Seeing this, Xiao Cang's expression twitched, and he raised his hand to put the book away—it should be said that these two halves of the book were set aside fiercely, but after hesitating for a while, he still put it back together in front of him and continued to read.

"The second stage of training is about the basic skills of lockpicking, and of course, the magic and common sense of use related to it. For example, although theoretically the most traditional purely mechanical locks are the easiest to open with magic, when you find that a particularly fat sheep is using such locks, you must not attempt to use magic to pick the lock - simply, don't take others for fools. ”

…………

Time back to the present, although Xiao Cang's lock-picking technique has made little progress, but just in terms of Lin Qing's door opening skills, Xiao Cang's technology has reached the peak of perfection - practice brings true knowledge, and the ancients did not deceive me.

opened the door, Xiao Cang, who was still immersed in his more and more depraved emotion, suddenly inserted a flying knife into Xiao Cang's forehead, and accurately shot the frontal bone......

"Yo~ You are so extraordinary, you dare to provoke me, could it be that you are a friend from other places?"

Yin and Yang weird tone, some pale skin, weird - but no matter how you look at it, you are simply making a cheap smile, Xiao Cang faced this familiar everything, and subconsciously complained: "When did you become a **boss-like existence?" ”

"No, I'm just saying it's a game, if it's really from out of town, maybe you'll really be scared by me? Just confronted by a martial arts master who can raise his hand to stop a flying knife in an instant, that kind of thing is still a bit difficult for me. The man stood up, and in the bright light of the computer screen, his figure looked extremely long, "Then again, Xiaocang, can you do it now?" Have you learned to pick locks with wire? And I can't hear the sound when I walk in the hallway - are you possessed by a flower? ”

"......" Xiao Cang ignored the side door used by the other party, and it was too old to be exaggerated, staring at the man for four seconds before he reacted, "! Lin Qing! What is the situation! Have you already given birth to that tentacle monster child? It's great to have no dystocia! Look at you, it's a mother and son, a father and a son, and you're all safe! ”

"Ah, I'm fine, and the seeds are too—no! What the hell are you talking about? What does it mean to have peace with mother and child! What do you mean that I have already given birth! In particular, I said that after the seeds germinate, I will become a muscular ghost beast man with red eyes! You don't have a difficult birth! Lin Qing also complained hoarsely.

Xiao Cang's expression was a little panicked, and he hurriedly came to Lin Qing's side and supported Lin Qing's body: "Okay, okay, is it my fault?" You're still in confinement, so it's not good for your body to be so excited. ”

"You-special--give-me-loose-hand!" Lin Qing felt that the whole person was not good, "Who is in confinement!" Didn't I say nothing! Why don't you look disgusting like this! When did you bastard have a warm male attribute! And he's a crooked warm man - all characters like you deserve to die! ”

"No, I'm not bent." Xiao Cang's expression suddenly became serious, "Lin Qing, I may not have time to tell you yet." I have. ”

"......" Lin Qing and Xiao Cang looked at each other for a while, and then stepped back tremblingly, "You are paralyzed!" You also say you're not bent! Anyway, such a disgusting stalk is almost enough! It's not enough to use it! ”

"Uh...... Sorry, it was my misrepresentation. Xiaocang coughed twice in embarrassment, "What I want to say is, I have a sister - no, I mean, I have a girlfriend - now?" ……”

"Bang-" Lin Qing silently stuffed the pistol back into his pocket, then took out a zippo lighter, lit it, and threw it on Xiao Cang's forehead and the bloody hole in his body, silently watching the flames swaying and spreading......

"I'm the protagonist, my soul is weak!" After a long silence, the entire neighborhood echoed with someone's hoarse roar.