Miracle QQ group chat history: 2021/2/13

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Dead House 2: Huh?

Dead House No. 2: I've come back from watching a movie, why hasn't anyone spoken yet?

Dead House 2: Could it be that Brother Turtle's words just now broke the truth, and you all received a huge blow?

Lu Renjia: How is it possible, No. 2 should know me, people like me have always been able to understand themselves objectively and clearly, so I will not be hit by others telling the truth at all. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info don't compare me to your brother's kind of wastewood. I just didn't have time to talk because I had something else going on here.

Dead House No. 1: I'm so embarrassed to say that I'm a waste of firewood...... Obviously, he was in a hurry by the tentacle monsters.

Dead House No. 2: I said he wasn't my brother!

Lu Renjia: ...... What are you talking about?

Dead House No. 2: He's not my brother! Didn't you say it too? Everyone has been talking together in this group for more than ten years, and I basically have to say it three times a week, No. 1 is not my brother! You just can't remember!

Lu Renjia: No. 2, we'll discuss your question later, and now I'm asking your brother just now.

Dead House 2: So- forget it, I feel so tired......

Dead House 1: What do you ask me? We're not talking face-to-face, so you can see what I'm talking about if you flip up a little bit, right? Don't you think you're stupid? Seriously, I didn't expect you to be so stupid.

Lu Renjia: You are, don't use this way to sell cuteness maliciously. Is it fun to pretend to be stupid like this? My "What do you say?" Meaning, to express my surprise and disbelief that you said such a thing, I think it is necessary for you to make up for the general knowledge of Chinese at the elementary school level No. 1!

Dead House 1: Were you shocked and couldn't believe me when I told me about how you got messed up with the tentacle monsters?

Dead House 1: All I can say is that you're so stupid that you've surprised me. At that time, after you were played by the tentacle monster, didn't the two of us still talk about it for a long time? I always thought you would have guessed that the ranger was me. If you think that failed online gathering a few years ago was the only time we met, right?

Lu Renjia: Forest ranger? I know that's you? By the way, what does that have to do with that?

Lu Renjia: ...... I'll go...... I'm really brain-pumping......

Dead House 1: Oh? So, have you ever been toyed with by tentacle monsters since then?

Lu Renjia: What do you mean by toying, you're so disgusting!

Dead House 1: Combined with the topic we discussed earlier, and the abnormal reaction that you didn't express confusion and directly defaulted to the wrong answer, let's guess if it should be -

Dead House 1: You haven't been online lately, so you were by the tentacle monsters, right?

Lu Renjia: Ahahaha, what are you talking about, it's so humorous, I don't understand it at all......

Dead House 2: Admit it......

Silent Turtle: I see...

Dead House 1: So, can we all trust each other a little more? If you encounter this kind of problem, let me tell you? Even if you can't help much, you'll still care about you. What's more, in fact, if you ask me for this incident, the seed planted in you will not be a problem for a week at most!

Lu Renjia: ...... Who told you that I was seeded?

Dead House 1: Oops? This time, it's back to the shameless style of the past, but unfortunately it didn't work.

Dead House 1: On the cliff near where you set the fire that day, I found the poor goat-kun who had finished sowing and turned into an empty skin? Moreover, if it weren't for the seeds planted and not treated in time, how did the tentacle monster, which seems to be powerful, but in fact can protect itself from the hands of smaller parasites if you are prepared and vigilant, how can you force you, who are always full of distrust of everything and carry all kinds of dangerous goods with you, to be unable to cope with it?

Lu Renjia: ...... Don't talk like a potential murderer.

Silent Turtle: Seeds?

Dead House No. 1: I'll go, Brother Turtle, you really don't have anyone else with this typing speed......

Dead House 1: Brother Turtle, have you not studied tentacles and parasitic beasts at all?

Silent Turtle: No time. My plan was very laborious, and in order to complete the part of the plan that I cooperated with Brother Lu, the development of the dungeon also hit a bottleneck. And, most importantly, for all sorts of reasons, I'm being called around like a miscellaneous, doing all sorts of meaningless things ...

Lu Renjia: Wow, Brother Turtle, it's so rare for you to post such a long sentence at one time! Even though we waited for you to type, it was very hard...... Also, thank you so much for the plan I told me about last time, and I feel different after getting Brother Turtle's approval!

The Silent Turtle: ... What should I say?

Dead House 1: What do you have to say, Brother Turtle, don't you know that guy yet? Once you say something enthusiastically, your heart is definitely cold planning something else, this kind of perverted and dangerous person, Brother Turtle, you don't want to have normal communication with him.

Lu Renjia: ...... Anyway, what about the end times?

Dead House 2: Huh? In this way, Brother Doom has not spoken, which is indeed rare.

Dead House 1: Ah, that's exactly what you say. But after all, it's already the middle of the night, and no one has spoken for more than an hour just now, so I think maybe today's topic is over, and it's normal to just go to sleep, right?

Lu Renjia: ...... Although you're right, it's strange that the end of the world will actually sleep or something.

The Silent Turtle: ...

Dead House No. 2: No, Brother Lu, what are you talking about? Brother Doom is also a human, so of course he sleeps, right?

Lu Renjia: That's right, but every time the topic of the end of the world is involved, isn't it? Anyway, any time I'm online looking for the end - or not looking for him, he's always online, and he's going to be there to speak. According to the group rules, I didn't check the chat history without permission - although this thing didn't necessarily have one - and he participated in any discussions I knew I hadn't been involved in.

Dead House 1: If so...... I haven't seen the end of the day when it's not online, alas...... Isn't that amazing......

Dead House 2: Me too...... Could it be that Brother Doom is always online? That can't be, right? Anyway, Brother Doom didn't appear at the last netizen gathering, obviously he was the only adult in terms of age at that time. Could it be that Brother Doom is actually a studio? This can also explain Brother Doom's terrifying intelligence network and amazing energy.

Lu Renjia: ...... No. 2, your brain hole is really amazing...... But that's not realistic at all...... More than ten years ago, this group was founded by Doomsday himself...... At that time, getting a studio and having a few unlucky children who were not recognized by society was completely like a lot of money that burned out their brains, right?

Doom Warden: Yo! I'm back! I'm sorry for the delay just now!

Doom Watcher: Huh? What are you talking about?

Doom Watcher: Huh? Are you starting to doubt my existence? It's really too much.,I'm just occasionally a little bit of something that can't be online.,Did you start saying bad things about me, the group leader, behind your back?

Lu Renjia: Your Excellency, please be aware of it, I have always been on your side! You see, although I raised doubts just now, I have no doubt about your mind, but I try my best to defend you, do you think you want to give some small reward?

Doom Watcher: Reward...... Well, since you sincerely ask for it, then I will give it to you with great mercy.

Lu Renjia: Huh? Is there really one?

Doom Warden: Good news for you, Brother Turtle and No. 1 are both in Yongping? Although we originally made the area around Yongping your sphere of influence, I can't help it if they want to go.

Lu Renjia: ...... I know that kind of thing. And I've actually met them a few times.

Doom Watcher: Is that so? Then how dare you stay in your own home with such a bang?

Lu Renjia: ...... What?

Lu Renjia: Doomsday, do you mean that they may come to trouble me in reality?

Lu Renjia: Haha, what threat can they pose to me with just the two of them? Do you think I'm really afraid of them? I don't know what conspiracy the other party is playing through the screen, and kill me without my knowledge, I believe they must have this ability, but to come to me directly in reality?

Lu Renjia: Hahahaha! I'm going to say, you're coming! If you want to kill me, you will come directly to my house! Seriously, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that all of you here are fdnewjkfnjvfbjvlfbve

Dead House 2: ......

Dead House 2: Sith Silence...... Brother Doom, I'm going to sleep quickly, and if I continue to look here, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares......

Doom Watcher: Ah, I'm interested in watching. Good night.

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"Everyone here, you are all my brother, are you all my brother......" Lin Qing's whole face was pressed against the keyboard, and he raised his hands with a painful face, "I surrender, hey, I said I surrendered, can you let go, Brother Turtle?" ”

"......" the turtle was silent like a screen name and shook his head.

"Hey!" Lin Qing cried out with a sad face, "What are you hesitating about?" That idiot has been clearly pulled into his copy, right? I can't take out the power I can borrow right now, but you still have three players by your side, and even if you let go of me, I can't do anything, can I? As an otaku, I've been using grappling skills, and I'm tired, right? ”

"You're dangerous." The tortoise glanced at the astonishing number of knives, Molotov cocktails, pistols, and some strange props that he didn't recognize, "These are just what we found, who knows what kind of dangerous goods you have hidden in that unimaginable place?" Let go of you, I don't have the confidence to fully control your movements. ”

"You don't have it, but someone has......" Lin Qing's voice trembled, as if to bring out a crying sound, and raised his finger to point to the back of his head, "Look-it should still be there, right?" The red dot ......"

"Red dots? Speaking of which, there is. The silent turtle was a little surprised, "This position is a bit hidden—huh, moved?" That red dot just moved to my face? Could it be ...... I'll go...... No way. ”

"Of course, Doomsday said that you and No. 1 have come to me......" Lin Qing's face turned a little green, "Actually, before you sneaked into my house, suddenly appeared behind me, and pressed my face on the keyboard, did you see me on the phone?" At that time, it was number one, and he was aiming a sniper rifle at my temple and arguing with me......"

The turtle was silent and didn't speak, but it didn't stare at Lin Qing as before, but instead focused more on the red dot in the hair gap that was originally very hidden after moving a little just now.

The dot seemed to be aware of the turtle's gaze, and it was motionless just now, but now it began to shake, and then suddenly approached the turtle's hand again, and the turtle's face changed, and it jerked its hand back like an electric shock.

"Well, weren't you yelling in the group to kill me in a positive way?" Although it was passive, the turtle did not have the intention of regaining control of Lin Qing, but looked at Lin Qing who was sitting up straight again—and the small red dot that had been following Lin Qing's head and now staying on his temple, the corners of his mouth twitched and took a step back, "According to you, you were being pointed at the head with a sniper rifle by No. 1 at that time, right?" ”

"yes, what's wrong with that? At that time, I really had the confidence that I would not be killed by him. No. 1 also understands Xiao Cang, if I was really shot in the head by him, Xiao Cang didn't say a lot, help me kill him and take revenge, Xiao Cang will definitely do it. Personally, though, I don't think it makes any sense. Lin Qing shrugged his shoulders with a somewhat relaxed smile, and then his face changed, "But you lost Xiao Cang!" My life-binding situation with No. 1 is gone! Damn, if I'm dead, it's all your fault! ”

"Uh...... Sorry......" The turtle suddenly felt a lot of pressure and lowered his head with an embarrassed smile.