【090】Sister's plan

"Who said I had to be raised by you?"

Hearing Shui Mi'er say this, it was time for normal animals to react.

But Zhen Lang is sometimes not normal, and at this time he is more like a tease.

And in that kind of situation, he didn't pay attention to this detail, and said very bluntly: "Don't talk about it if you don't raise it, I can't stand it anymore." You see the animals in the school who chased the flowers, and they were called and drunk all day long, miserable, and lived like dogs. I have a strong personality and can't accept that kind of setting. ”

Shui Mi'er was even more unhappy: "You have a strong personality, so why do you still chase that girl in the morning?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Isn't that why I have a middle school complex, besides, I didn't grovel to her, I rushed over directly every time to ask her if she would like to be my girlfriend." Well, I did a few things, the second thing was to lend her money to buy a fruit machine......"

"Huh?" Shui Mi'er was stunned for a moment, looking at him intently: "Have you ever done this kind of thing?" ”

Zhen Lang smirked: "Hot-blooded, young people are too hot-blooded." I'm embarrassed to meet anyone, and I paid off my debt just two days ago. Through this incident, I finally understood what it was like to be blinded by lard, and I would never do that kind of thing with no lower limit in my life. ”

Shui Mi'er: "It's a pity, I really want you to do something for me that has no lower limit." ”

Zhen Lang seemed to be a little sober at this time, and put on a defensive posture that only a warrior in magic can have: "What's the situation, you won't really pull me here to play with color, I didn't bring wet wipes and condoms." ”

"Rascal, you are simply a male hooligan who is more hooligan than Su Jie's female hooligan!" Shui Mi'er's little face turned red, and she said angrily: "I was specially called to explain to you last night, it was sent by Su Jie, and it has nothing to do with me!" ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Okay, I know I'm destined to have no story with Tiehua." ”

"I don't believe in this! Also, you're not lazy at all, you're not confident in yourself. Hmph, I still thought that my girlfriend would change her mind, I really despise you, only a man who has no confidence and no interest will be like this. Honey glared at him with a miserable contempt.

Zhen Lang has never been complained about by his sister like this, and he is not happy anymore: "You women are like this, if a man is too ambitious, you all feel insecure." If a man is content, you think he has no self-confidence and no interest. If a man changes his mind and learns to take care of his family and learns to do laundry and cook, you still think he is destined to be a spare tire, what do you women want to make trouble? ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned for a moment when she was refuted, and began to be quite unreasonable: "Look at you don't usually talk much, but today you have sharp teeth and sharp mouths as soon as you open your mouth, and you dare to talk back to your senior sister, do you have a little consciousness of being a junior?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled arrogantly: "Senior sister? I may be older than you, and calling you senior sister doesn't force me to pretend to be tender? ”

Shui Mi'er then remembered that this strange girl in front of her had studied in high school for five years, no wonder she never called her and Su Jie senior sisters. Having said that, she didn't want to weaken her momentum, and said arrogantly: "It's not certain who is big and who is small, what year were you born?" ”

Zhen Lang stroked his hair flying in the mountain wind: "08, August 8." ”

"Are you the kind of legendary Olympic child, born on the day of the opening ceremony of the 2008 Capital Olympics? No wonder, Su Jie said that you have an indomitable Olympic spirit......" Shui Mi'er was slightly surprised, and when she saw Zhen Lang's flirtatious hair, she couldn't bear it: "Less proud, I'm two months older than you, call sister!" ”

Zhen Lang: "Is it good?" ”

Shui Mi'er smiled bitterly: "You guy, should I say that you are real, or that you are shameless?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I've always been such a real person. ”

Shui Mi'er was defeated by this goods, and said mysteriously: "Of course there are benefits, but ......"

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "Don't worry about it, let's talk about the benefits first, can you introduce me to Xiaobanhua?" ”

Shui Mi'er was angry: "Something that has no interest, let alone Banhua, I will kill you!" ”

The light in Zhen Lang's eyes dimmed: "Then what is there to talk about, we can't have a happy game at all." ”

Shui Mi'er gritted her teeth: "Look at your little talent, I can't introduce you to the class flower, can't I introduce the flower to you?" Not to mention the flowers, I know several of them! You call my sister first, and I'll think about it later. ”

Originally, she thought that if she said this, Zhen Lang's eyes would glow green like the animals in the dormitory.

How do you know that Zhen Lang was not moved at all: "I said that I am not interested in tying flowers, why are you bothered?" ”

Shui Mi'er was angry: "Why should I suffer? I still want to ask you, you look so handsome, your figure is maintained so well, your temperament is so sunny, and you think about Xiaobanhua all day long, why are you suffering? ”

"You found out all this?" Zhen Lang couldn't help but ruffle his hair again, and laughed in the mountain wind: "Wahahahaha, I didn't expect you to be able to see my advantages, and it seems that you also know that the Sprinkle family has worked hard to train six-pack abs." Hmph, I'm not just a man with special skills! ”

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Shui Mi'er was about to faint on the top of the mountain, and scolded with a red face: "I said that I always feel very familiar with you, it turns out that you are the same as Su Jie, and you are a hooligan in your bones." She has plagued me for seven years, do you want to harm others again? ”

Zhen Lang was very simple: "Don't worry, I didn't want to harm you." ”

Shui Mi'er stared at him and squeezed a voice out from between her teeth: "It's late, now I want to harm you!" ”

Zhen Lang took a step back and said weakly: "You don't want to chase me, I'm not mentally prepared for this." ”

Honey: "Look at your beauty, you think too beautiful, if I chase you, will it still harm you?" ”

Zhen Lang took a step back: "Then what do you want?" Look at you running to the top of the mountain without taking a breath, you won't be the kind of female devil hidden in the city in the novel, who wants to catch me as a practice furnace, right? ”

"You...... I'm the witch, what can you do to me? Shui Mi'er's eyes bulged, and suddenly her eyes rolled again, revealing a mischievous expression, and the voice made Brother Inspirational feel a little hairy: "Zhen Lang, I can tell you responsibly, you are finished." From today onwards, sister, I plan to harm you, and officially start my brother-in-law control plan! ”

Zhen Lang was extremely frightened: "What is the brother control plan?" ”

"It was a dream of mine in high school, and I was going to fulfill it before I graduated from college. I forgot to tell you, I've always wanted to have a brother next door, bully him every day, and tease him, you'd better be mentally prepared. ”

Zhen Lang was dumbfounded: "I'll go, how does this setting look like the evil comics that the fourth child in our dormitory reads?" ”

Shui Mi'er was even more proud: "Congratulations, you guessed it, this dream was inspired by evil comics." I'm not afraid to tell you honestly, I have very evil thoughts hidden in my heart, but they just haven't exploded. Since you provoked me today, then I am not kind to you. ”

How else to say that Zhen Lang is sometimes a joke, he was not afraid, and leaned over, very curious: "Can you tell me about your plan, uh, dreams, no matter what." Anyway, do you have a full set of settings for this plan, let me see. You see, I'm a skilled player, maybe I'll be okay with you? ”

Shui Mi'er didn't expect this product to be so cooperative, and said overjoyed: "The setting is very simple, it is to cultivate you and cultivate you into the type I like the most." ”

Zhen Lang immediately couldn't accept this setting: "I'll go, this is not powerful, you don't want to soak me, if you really raise me to the type you like, then other girls won't be interested in me, and I won't even be able to soak in class flowers at that time." ”

"Don't talk about Banhua, you still say. I call you to speak, I call you to speak! Shui Mi'er suddenly used force, and her little fist beat Zhen Lang's chest like a raindrop, until Zhen Lang jumped 15 yards after hitting him like a hunter, and this hidden talent cliff with a black belly attribute said: "Fool, you really underestimate me, if you meet my sister's requirements, I don't know how many girls are crying and shouting to chase you." In the process of raising you, my sister will also introduce you to a girlfriend. ”

Zhen Lang immediately flashed 15 yards like a mage, rushed to Shui Mi'er, and said with a blank eye: "Really? ”

Shui Mi'er seemed to be already high, and said without concealment: "Of course it's true, my sister will watch you get a girlfriend and watch you grow up...... I'll keep an eye on you until one day, when my sister thinks you've really stepped out of the shadow of the woman who blinded your heart with lard, maybe I'll come and soak you. ”

Zhen Lang was taken aback: "You have a black belly in this setting, I really didn't expect you to be more evil than our fourth master." ”

"Why is it black, aren't these all normal things that a normal person will experience in his life?" Shui Mi'er was straightforward, and also brought out a factual basis: "Let me tell you, my cousin is like this." When she was a junior, she had a crush on a freshman boy, but that little boy had a girlfriend, and my cousin waited and waited for many years. Later, when the little boy grew up, he knew who was the best for him, and he married my cousin, and now he is happy and has a baby. ”

Zhen Lang was startled again: "Eldest sister, should I say that you are naïve, or praise you for having dreams?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Call sister, don't call eldest sister!" ”

Zhen Lang didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle: "Let me ask first, can the benefits you said be realized?" I'm not afraid to tell you honestly, now I'm equivalent to Luffy who has experienced the top battle, the overlord color domineering in my body has awakened, a new world of One Piece is right in front of my eyes, even the Draco I dare to fight, if you dare to introduce the flower I'll really dare to try! ”

Shui Mi'er laughed so much that her intestines were knotted, and she followed Su Jie to watch a large number of anime, so she naturally knew the story of One Piece. She really didn't expect that this strange thing in front of her could vividly put the story of One Piece on himself, and that posture was like Luffy beating the world's aristocratic Draco in the Champoli Islands.

The large series of flowers in the laughter are particularly touching in the early morning sun.

Looking at her long hair blown by the mountain breeze, Zhen Lang, who seemed to be high, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and a song suddenly flashed in his mind: Let youth blow your long hair, let her lead your dreams, and unconsciously the history of this city has remembered your smile......

After laughing for a while, Shui Mi'er eased up, and her expression became very innocent: "The benefits I said can be fulfilled, don't believe us pull the hook." ”

As she spoke, she took the initiative to hold out her little finger.

Zhen Lang also stretched out his little finger, suddenly retracted a little, and said weakly: "I'm very simple, don't lie to me." ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "It's said that it's okay to pull the hook, and it won't change for a hundred years!" ”

"Okay then."

Zhen Lang stretched out his little finger and hooked it with the girl's little finger.

Two seconds later, Shui Mi'er retracted her hand and smiled a little evilly: "Since they are all hooked, don't you call me sister?" ”

She never expected that Zhen Lang, a slut, was sometimes very simple, and she opened her mouth to come: "Sister! ”

Shui Mi'er smiled so brightly that she couldn't close her mouth: "Good, turn around quickly." ”

Zhen Lang was slightly frightened: "What do you want to do?" ”

Shui Mi'er was very gentle: "Be obedient and turn around." ”

Zhen Lang turned his back to her and clenched his fists nervously.

Suddenly, he felt a softness in his back.

Honey hugged him from behind, her little hands around his waist.

Zhen Lang was stunned: "You still have the Titanic in this setting?" Shouldn't I put my hands up and look like I'm flying? ”

"Yes, you've learned to draw inferences." Shui Mi'er hugged him and refused to let go, stood on tiptoe, and exhaled in his ear: "This is the first step in the cultivation plan, training your concentration." Don't think I don't know that you love to blush, and you will be hugged by other women in the future, if you still blush, I am embarrassed to say that I know you. ”

Zhen Lang is very realistic: "Is it just concentration training?" ”

Shui Mi'er is also very real: "That's not all, didn't I say that I want to tease you?" This is also a kind of training, you give your sister to hold back, you can't have crooked thoughts in your head, and think of something positive. ”

Zhen Lang's teaser actually entered the play: "Well, I feel that I can really train concentration." Was Su Jie bragging last time, do you really have a D-cup, why didn't I feel the kind of turbulent ferocity written in the book? ”

Shui Mi'er also entered the play: "Fool, that's because my sister wore a corset when she was running." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "That's right, otherwise I'll jump out while running." ”

Shui Mi'er: "You are stupid, you have become smarter, are you quite experienced?" ”

Zhen Lang was awesome: "Yes, when I was a sophomore in high school, there was a senior sister in the school who was born with a pair of big breasts. Once, when their class was in physical education class, the teacher asked them to run 800 meters, and the senior sister only ran 400 meters, and even the small hood flew out, causing a sensation in the whole school! ”

"............" Shui Mi'er was speechless and suddenly pushed him away. When Zhen Lang turned around, her little face was flushed, and her breath was a little hurried: "I said if there is something wrong with you, my sister has hugged you for two minutes, and there is no reaction at all." Is it because I'm not attractive enough, or is there something wrong with your sexual orientation? ”

"Neither." Zhen Lang stood in the hunting wind on the top of the mountain, with a cold face, and gave a very high answer: "Brother Bebo, don't you understand?" ”

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