[Recently, the word count of these 2 chapters can actually be split into 4 chapters, but they are still integrated and sent together, everyone watch and vote]

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At half past eight in the morning, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er had a pleasant breakfast.

After eating, Zhen Lang was unhappy: "Aren't you, you have to AA for breakfast?" ”

Shui Mi'er was confident: "Of course, I said, in the future, the two of us will be together, and we will all be AA." ”

Zhen Lang: "No, even the eight-yuan porridge xiaolongbao is AA, this is a blow to my self-esteem, didn't you see the owner of the store and those diners looking at me with disdainful eyes?" ”

Shui Mier: "It's very much, it's all hooked, and it's not allowed to change." ”

Zhen Lang: "You are more stubborn than me, some things can't be changed a little?" With this setting, how do I feel cheated? You think, the eyes of those people just now are more than looking at the six-yuan spicy livestock, and it makes me feel as if I have ruined you with a four-yuan xiaolongbao. ”

This time it was Shui Mi'er's turn to laugh heartlessly: "Haha, don't be afraid, slowly you will get used to it." ”

Zhen Lang broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead: "I can't get used to it, is this also your training plan?" ”

Shui Mi'er showed a charming expression of concentration and seriousness: "This is not only a training plan, but also a prerequisite for us to form a team together. I don't want you to change your mind one day, scold me for green tea behind your back, and say with a sad face that you have been blinded by lard and deceived by me for a meal of xiaolongbao......"

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "Am I so stingy?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Aren't I just in case, anyway, I'm pulling the hook, and I don't regret it." ”

Zhen Lang gave in and changed the subject: "By the way, why did you think of taking me to eat xiaolongbao." Isn't the girl in our school who pretends to be petty bourgeoisie all milk, small cakes, and sandwiches in the morning? Look at the counter of the three canteens that sells all kinds of fresh milk, date milk, and egg milk, there is a long queue every morning. ”

Shui Mi'er snorted: "What's so good about those things, I still like food with our Great Chinese characteristics, don't you think the white porridge and kimchi in that house just now are delicious?" ”

Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "Don't say it, the kimchi in that shop is very good." ”

Shui Mi'er was a little proud: "I just like their white porridge and kimchi, follow my sister, you have a mouthful." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly said: "No wonder you haven't eaten any of the xiaolongbao." ”

Shui Mi'er pursed her mouth: "Speaking of this, I'm angry, that boss has good skills, but he's too stingy, he only orders a white porridge and kimchi, he doesn't sell it, he has to add a basket of xiaolongbao." ”

Zhen Lang: "Then aren't all your previous xiaolongbao wasted?" ”

Honey: "How so?" Don't forget that I live with a foodie, pack it back, and Su Jie will do it in a few bites. ”

Zhen Lang had an epiphany: "That's right, I had two meals with the eldest sister, and my intuitive feeling is that she can eat better than the second fat!" I wondered, why didn't she get fat at all when she ate so much? ”

Shui Mier: "I am jealous when I talk about this, Su Jie is the kind of person who is born without getting fat no matter how she eats." What's even more annoying is that she often stays up late and has good skin. Also, I am prone to acne after eating hot pot, but Su Jie has nothing to do after eating hot pot, she is simply a demon. ”

The two talked and laughed and walked into the school.

As the saying goes, if you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.

Two hours ago, Zhen Lang stood at the south gate, strongly watching the men and women who came back from the opening of the house.

Two hours later, Zhen Lang walked through the south gate and was surrounded by men and women coming and going.

Looking at Zhen Lang's hair that was unkempt by the mountain wind, and Shui Mi'er's seemingly moisturized appearance, people couldn't imagine how many times this dog man and woman who didn't care about their image opened their rooms last night......

Many animals stared at Zhen Lang from afar with envy and hatred, thinking that this man and woman didn't come back from the south gate until nine o'clock, and they must have been too crazy and forgetful last night. There are even more obscene animals thinking, maybe this man and woman have another morning erection.

Of course, many more were shocked. Everyone doesn't understand, when did this Zhen Lang, who many people have never heard of, have such a close relationship with Shui Mi'er, who many people have heard of?

On the path of the campus, Shui Mi'er and Zhen Lang chatted while walking: "Do you have classes in the afternoon?" ”

Zhen Lang: "There are two classes. ”

Shui Mi'er stopped and looked at him: "You don't skip class?" ”

Zhen Lang only said one word: "No." ”

Shui Mi'er expressed her suspicions: "I don't believe it, how can there be any boys who don't skip class now?" ”

Zhen Lang: "If you don't believe it, I can't help it." ”

Shui Mi'er's eyes rolled slightly, and she said curiously: "There must be a story in this, tell me it immediately." ”

Zhen Lang was arrogant: "Don't be so strong in the queen's aura, I will resist." ”

Shui Mi'er leaned over and took his arm, shaking it around, and her voice was as charming as the proprietress of the Dragon Gate Inn: "Okay, uncle, tell the little girl about it." ”

"That's pretty much it." Zhen Lang looks like an uncle, like those weathered uncles on the rivers and lakes: "When I was in junior high school, I was ignorant, I was a bear child, I often skipped class, and I deliberately forgot my schoolbag in the classroom several times, and I didn't have to write homework when I went back." Once, the head teacher asked the parents to invite them, and my grandmother got angry when she went back, grabbed the feather duster and tried to beat me, but she was finally beaten down, and she put down the feather duster and cried...... That was the first time I realized that I had let my grandmother down. Since then, I've vowed never to skip class again. ”

Saying that, the guy was a little embarrassed and said, "Hehe, this oath is only valid in middle school." After entering the university, the compulsory courses are not skipped, and the elective courses are still skipped occasionally. ”

"Really good, come, my sister will give you a hug." Shui Mi'er was born and matured twice, and no one hugged Zhen Lang from the front, and encouraged: "Little guy, keep this positive energy, my sister supports you." ”

Enjoying the embrace of tying flowers, Zhen Lang was very unhappy: "Where am I small?" Can you stop calling the little guy? ”

Shui Mi'er is too deep in the drama today: "But the black-bellied sister in the anime calls the younger brother next door the little guy." ”

Zhen Lang strongly protested: "That's not necessarily, you can call me Zhen Langjun, or Zhen Langsang." ”

Shui Mier: "You want to be beautiful, treat me as an actress?" ”

Zhen Lang is still not used to it: "I'm only two months younger than you, so I can't call you a little guy, right?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Two days is small, two minutes is small, and you are not allowed to resist my sister's authority!" ”

Neither of the parties noticed that they were flirting on campus like this, and they had already been secretly photographed by lewd men.

These photos of hugging and hugging quickly spread throughout the school.

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"What do you mean, still obsessed with that tease?"

Walking out of the classroom after a class, Zhao Junjie quarreled with his girlfriend.

Ever since he met Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er at the South Gate in the morning, Zhao Junjie felt that his girlfriend was abnormal, and when the two sat together in class, he could clearly feel that his girlfriend was absent-minded.

"You are not qualified to scold him for teasing, he is good to me, you can't do it in your life!"

Ban Hua was also not polite, and ridiculed her boyfriend.

"You only remember now that he was kind to you, why did you go earlier?" Zhao Junjie sneered, and said sarcastically: "Don't think I don't understand your mind, if I hadn't seen Shui Mi'er with him this morning, I guess you would never have remembered that tease in your life." Now that you see him with Da Xianhua, are you unbalanced? Don't be stupid, you will find him to be angry with me, and he will not find you to be popular? ”

"You think it's that easy to get help from Mi'er?"

Ban Hua sneered at each other, as the so-called woman knows women best, as a girl from Normal University, she knows very well what kind of status Shui Mier has in the Normal University. Ordinary boys want to ask Shui Mi'er to help act, which is simply unrealistic.

As soon as he finished saying this, he suddenly looked down at his phone.

Zhao Junjie was also looking down at his phone, and he was stunned.

In this era of information explosion, a piece of gossip news can spread throughout the school in a matter of seconds, or even across the country in a matter of minutes. In Zhao Junjie's circle of friends, many people are reposting a heavyweight gossip message "Shocking! Media True・Courtyard Flower Finds the Second Spring Before Graduation", and there is a picture below with the truth.

At the beginning of the School of Media and Communication of Normal University, Su Jie, who had just been a freshman, was recognized as the flower of the college, and Shui Mier ranked second with a slight disadvantage. Since Su Jie's 2 minutes and 39 seconds of flirting with her legs became popular, the livestock were tired and didn't love it, and they all thought that this tigress couldn't occupy the throne of the yard flower, and felt that the honey was the real yard flower.

Despite the controversy surrounding this unofficial vote, in the minds of most livestock, honey is at least the standard for quasi-yard flowers, one level higher than the average flower of the system. If the rarity of the general flower is equivalent to the Tiger Prince who takes a long time to refresh in the game, then the rarity of the honey is equivalent to the rarity of Lilith who only brushes one after a longer and rarer refresh time.

The lewd man who took pictures and broke the news was very professional, and the cliff was a master of secretly taking countless campus beauties, the angle was too good, and the light was just right, and a candid photo simply took the effect of a wedding photo.

Under the soft sun in the morning, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er hugged each other affectionately, with a smile brighter than the sun on their faces. Honey landed on one leg with her left foot, and raised her right foot back and forth, striking a playful and cute pose. The photographer freezes the moment, the young man and woman in the photograph bathed in sunlight, and the background of the campus boulevard shines brightly.

Looking at this picture, Ban Hua didn't blink her eyes, and her hands trembled a little.

She seems to have seen a brand new Zhen Lang, for seven years, she has never found that his 45-degree side face is so handsome.

Of course, this kind of neglect is because she has already treated him as a spare tire.

"Don't look at it, this picture must be fake. What's the point of hugging him, you still pretend to open a room with him! Zhao Junjie let out a low roar when the beast was robbed of its mate by another beast, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

He didn't know if he was comforting his girlfriend or himself.

He said so on his lips, but in his heart he felt the urge to vomit blood.

In his mind, a voice echoed repeatedly: "Damn, this comic can also be the goddess who can soak in the second place on the list?" ”

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At 9:25, Zhen Lang returned to the bedroom.

As soon as he opened the door, he was startled by his three roommates.

I saw the three sluts kneeling down on one knee at the same time, as if the Sun and Moon God Sect members were visiting the East Undefeated.

The second fat posture is correct, and the attitude is more correct: "Big boss, please accept the little brother's worship and accept my knees!" ”

The dynamic is even more adoring: "The big master, the immortal blessing is forever, and the longevity is with the sky." The sun rises in the east, only you are undefeated! ”

The stationmaster looked quite pious: "The big boss, mighty and domineering, our 301-F4 will be famous from now on!" Brother, you really give us a long face of lewdness, west, south swing, and north color! ”

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment: "What's the trouble, outwitting Weihu Mountain and carving a mountain for a birthday?" ”

The second fat was also stunned: "Boss, haven't you looked at your phone?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I ran and didn't bring my mobile phone. ”

Er Fat: "Then you better take a look first." ”

Zhen Lang took out his mobile phone from the drawer and looked at it, and the circle of friends exploded.

Especially the classmates in the class, as well as those acquaintances in the department, sent congratulatory messages one after another.

"The people of Henan sent a congratulatory message! Master Lang, what are you doing, this is it? ”

A student from Henan in the class sent a congratulatory message enthusiastically.

As soon as this classmate took the lead, the students behind him kept in formation.

"The people of Shandong sent a congratulatory message! I'm a mother, Zhen Lang, congratulations! ”

"The people of Shanghai sent a congratulatory message! Allah was scared to pee, and Nong and Tie Hua got into a fight? ”

"The people of Sichuan sent a congratulatory message! Engage in sprinkling, and when you sprinkle it, you will mix it with the flowers? ”

"The people of Guangdong sent a congratulatory message! Zhen Lang, V5, Monkey Sailei! ”

"The people of Northeast China sent a congratulatory message! What about it, big brother, how did you (rectify) it a few times, why not? ”

"The people of Nanjing sent a congratulatory message! Obediently knock, celery fried green onions, are you going to do it every day? ”

"The two-dimensional people sent congratulatory messages! Zhen Langsang, why are you hanging like this? ”

"The people of Shaanxi sent a congratulatory message! Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the flowers fall in the Department of Journalism. Master Lang, I want to sing a song to praise you, his eldest uncle, his second uncle are four uncles, and the high table and low bench are all four wood. One step back, one step back is equal to wood walking, Muto Ranmatsushima's 'Kaede City Four Actresses......"

Zhen Lang finished reading a long list of congratulatory messages, and then looked at the content of the posts that were suddenly forwarded in various ways.

Seeing that photo, he actually smiled: "Well, it's a good shot, I picked the most handsome angle of my brother and collected it decisively." ”

"Brother, you have to be a computer desktop!" Erfat made a small suggestion.

"A mobile phone desktop is also a must!" The stationmaster also proposed.

"Print another one and put it in your wallet!" Dynamic made the final addition, and sighed: "Brother, look at this photo, the senior sister has completely incarnated into a youthful and beautiful sports girl." Think about the last time she went out, her outfit was completely the rhythm of a charming royal sister. Boss, do you know what that means? ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "What does it mean?" ”

Dynamic said with a tone of envy, jealousy and hatred: "It means that you are with her, which is equivalent to meeting the royal sister yesterday, meeting Lori today, meeting the pure girl next door tomorrow, and maybe becoming a little witch the day after tomorrow...... The legendary goblin really lives up to its name, Xiaomi's senior sister is simply a multi-functional perfect lover, you fall in love with her alone, it is equivalent to falling in love with several beautiful girls with different styles at the same time, you make a lot of money! ”

Zhen Lang was defeated by this group of livestock, and simply chatted with Shui Mi'er on WeChat: "Did you see the retweet in the circle of friends?" ”

Shui Mi'er typed and replied: "I saw it earlier." ”

Zhen Lang: "What do you think?" ”

Honey: "What about you?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Anyway, I've been an inspirational brother once, and I've been doxxed once, and I'm numb." ”

Honey: "Then don't care what others say." ”

At this time, the cattle refused to let go of Zhen Lang easily, and the second fat came over, and said with a blank eye: "Brother, I admire you so much, look at this photo, look at this angle, it is clear that the senior sister took the initiative to hug you, a sense of happiness coming to the face, may I ask, how did you do it?" ”

"You stupid bird, didn't you see those lonely women who made an appointment with the cannon once, and then wanted to make a second date?" Dynamic looked very experienced, and said extremely coldly: "Second brother, what kind of IQ do you say?" A man with a specialty like our boss, you still ask how to do it? ”

Erfat seconds understood: "Boss, I was wrong." I can't believe you're so strong the first time! ”

"......" Zhen Lang was speechless for a few seconds, and said angrily: "I said it, I didn't bring wet wipes or condoms!" ”

"Emma, I'll go, Ya Yan Butterfly is a library, that kind of picture is so cool, I can't imagine it!" The stationmaster was messy in an instant, and looked at Zhen Lang with great admiration: "Brother, people are suddenly a little embarrassed to rush to their feet, could it be that you and Sister Xiaomi are standing in the hunting wind on the top of the mountain, and then ...... Don't...... Could it be the legendary ...... No ~ set ~ inner ~ shot? ”

"Shut up!" Zhen Lang was defeated by this slut, and said with a straight face: "Without the kind of joke you made up in your brains, don't mention this matter in the future, lest I meet her and don't know how to speak." ”

The light in the dynamic eyes dimmed suddenly: "No, are you sitting in the gazebo on the top of the mountain and just chatting?" ”

"I can't pretend I didn't hear that, and it's just chatting?" The stationmaster was inexplicably angry, and he seemed indignant: "Boss, it wasn't enough for you to chat with that girl in Nanwan Park for one night last time, and you came here again with your senior sister today?" ”

Zhen Lang's face was as lonely as snow: "It's definitely more than just chatting." ”

The eyes of the cattle lit up again, and the slut Er Fat took the initiative to show goodwill: "Boss, you see, they despised you just now, but I didn't." This is because brother, I believe in you, just with this photo, why is it not the rhythm of pure chat, right? Brother, don't tell them, tell me quietly, what is the story? ”

Zhen Lang was very sullen: "Don't ask, this is my secret with her." ”

The second fat was angry: "Brother, can you still be a brother?" ”

"I can't tell, anyway, I'm more acceptable to that setting." Zhen Lang was even more sullen, he didn't say anything for a long time, and then he even turned on the computer in a very sullen posture, and his tone was even more indescribable: "Walk up, speed leveling, and continue to open up the wasteland for 10 people and three princesses later." ”

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