"It's a perfect match?" Shui Mi'er held Zhen Lang's face with her backhand, and said seriously: "Do you think too?" ”

Zhen Lang was blinded, and said weakly: "That's what it says in this constellation app." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Shui Mier: "I don't care what the app says, I ask you what you think." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned for the second time: "I'm ...... I don't know. ”

Shui Mier: "Why don't you be enthusiastic and say a few words casually to make me happy?" ”

Zhen Lang's hand slipped from her face and said in a low voice, "I don't want to lie to you." ”

"Fool, do you know, just now you just said that you think so, even if you say something that is necessary, I will be so moved that I will give you benefits......" Shui Mi'er looked at him angrily and funny, and her tone was sad and sultry: "If you say that, maybe, I ...... I'll unlock a new pose as you wish......"

"I know." Zhen Lang suddenly became extremely calm, and his expression and tone were very rational: "What is the difference between making a promise for a little welfare and writing a blank check?" In doing so, I will look down on myself. ”

As he spoke, he held Shui Mi'er's little face again: "If I say that to you one day, it must be from the bottom of my heart, and I can be 100% sure in my heart." Until then, I'd rather give up all kinds of perks and give up those new poses that keep me in reverie. ”

"Stupid!"

Shui Mi'er suddenly pushed him down on the sofa, lay on him, and kissed him passionately in a violent posture of a woman and a man, not giving Zhen Lang a chance to resist at all.

The two of them were completely forgetful and entangled in death.

Although, in such a process, there is no such story that cannot be described.

After some time, the two stopped.

Zhen Lang lay motionless on the sofa, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Niu, you are so impulsive today." ”

"Is there one?" Shui Mi'er leaned on him and said softly and weakly.

Zhen Lang: "Yes, I never felt that you were so excited before." ”

Honey: "It's that obvious? ”

Zhen Lang: "Well, I can feel it. ”

"Hee-hee." Shui Mi'er suddenly chuckled: "I also feel that the constellation is quite reliable now." ”

Zhen Lang said with a shy face: "Is it a perfect match?" ”

"It's not." Honey said: "The app says that the Leo man is stubborn and can't listen to the advice of others, and he needs the Gemini girl to save the country in order to avoid the lion going all the way to the dark." ”

"Really?" Zhen Lang said this a little weakly, he remembered that it was indeed written on the app, and the dead duck said stiffly: "Rigid and self-serving, this idiom is too serious, I admit that I sometimes make two mistakes, but it won't rise to that level, right?" ”

Shui Mier: "Remember it yourself, didn't you have a time when you were stubborn?" ”

This time it was Zhen Lang's turn to be silent.

He touched his conscience and thought about it, and suddenly felt that the past was unbearable.

For a green tea for seven years, no one will listen to it.

And blindly pretending to be forced, completely ignoring the actual situation, borrowed money to buy a fruit for 24s.

These real things have happened, isn't it self-righteous again and again?

"Let's change the subject." Zhen Lang didn't want to dwell on this painful topic, and took the initiative to put forward today's acting plot: "Youth can't withstand delays, let's start today's play." ”

"Wait." Shui Mi'er is not in a hurry to play: "Before starting today's plot, let's settle the old accounts first." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "What old account?" ”

Honey: "What did you say to me when you ran out that night and came back?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I said that from now on, except for classes and exams, I will be with you every minute and every second of the rest of the time." ”

"Look at your expression, as if your sister has wronged you, that's not what I'm talking about." Shui Mi'er writhed in his arms for a while, raised her head and looked into his eyes: "You said another thing at that time, think about it carefully." ”

Zhen Lang was confused: "Did I say it?" ”

"Uncle, you Laipi!" Shui Mi'er sat up suddenly, separated her and Zhen Lang with a pillow, and said angrily: "I hate cheaters the most, I will draw a line with you in the future, and you are not allowed to touch me!" ”

Zhen Lang's brain was stuck on the spot: "No, what did I say that night?" ”

Honey: "You don't even remember what you promised me?" ”

Zhen Lang felt that June snow was floating in the sky: "I just remember to cherish every second with you, and I am also trying to do this, I don't have time to think about other things, is this wrong?" ”

"There's nothing wrong with that, but you can't miss another important point!" Shui Mi'er saw that Zhen Lang didn't mean to cheat, so she simply prompted: "You told me in person that night, you have thought about it, and you are willing to go to Yingying and Xiangxiang for further study!" ”

"Oh, that's what you said!" Zhen Lang slapped his head and sneered: "That's right, I did say it that night." Later, I thought it was good for me to teach myself, so I forgot about it. And I found that I have more and more tacit understanding with you, it's just self-taught, I don't need to learn from others at all, I can still unlock new poses! ”

"I don't care, you promised me anyway." Honey began to be coquettish.

Zhen Lang said with a bitter face: "I don't understand, why do you always ask me to learn from others, and you are looking for two Lala apprentices." If we find a few art films by ourselves, can't we also learn and watch them? ”

"What is there to learn from those brainless output cycles in art films, you learn the body posture, but you can't learn the essence. This is the same as martial arts novels, you learn a trick and a half is useless, the most important thing is to learn the inner strength! Shui Mi'er said one by one: "I told you before, women know best what women need, Yingying is a master in this regard, why do you go far to learn those useless art films?" ”

"It used to be, and since I got to know you well, I think it's more than just the surface." Zhen Lang trembled, and put on a posture of not getting oil and salt: "Little girl, confess, what kind of crooked idea do you have." ”

"Wow, you've found out?" Shui Mi'er glanced at him in surprise, and said a little thief: "Okay, let me explain, in fact, this is related to one of the biggest wishes in my graduation list." ”

Zhen Lang: "Why did you get your graduation list again?" ”

Shui Mi'er's expression was also a little unnatural, her little face was a little red, and her voice was a few decibels weaker: "I read in a book before that if a woman encounters a rampaging stunned green for the first time, it will leave a psychological shadow......"

"Then you are looking for an experienced uncle in your graduation list?" Zhen Lang was furious.

"Look at you nervous, what kind of flying vinegar are you eating!" Shui Mi'er glanced at him, and said angrily: "Who am I looking for, don't you know?" People don't want you to be more skilled in the output cycle, even if you can't leave good memories, at least don't leave shadows...... Of course, it's better to have a good memory that I will remember for a lifetime. ”

Zhen Lang was moved, and said weakly: "But for this kind of thing, I always feel that it is inappropriate to find those two lustful women for further study." ”

Shui Mi'er said confidently: "I just asked you to learn from them, and I didn't ask you to fight with them!" ”

Zhen Lang: "The problem is here, what can you learn from talking to them on paper?" ”

Shui Mi'er glared: "What's the matter, you still want to fight with them first?" ”

Zhen Lang: "If you say that again, we won't be able to talk happily." ”

Shui Mi'er blinked her eyes and said with a little shyness: "Why don't you find them to learn theoretical knowledge first, and then come to me to practice when you have mastered a few theoretical routines?" ”

"Really?" Zhen Lang's nosebleed was about to flow down, but fortunately he still retained a bit of sanity: "Sister, don't treat me as a willow under the umbrella, I'm also a hot-blooded young man, okay?" The plot made by Yingying and Xiangxiang is too exciting, what if I can't help it, what if I have a big beast? ”

Shui Mi'er smiled slightly: "No, I believe in you." ”

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "Eldest sister, I don't believe in myself in this kind of thing!" ”

Shui Mi'er said unhappily: "Look, you don't have confidence in yourself. ”

Zhen Lang looked at her without tears: "It's not a question of whether you have confidence or not, do you think, if those two Lala come to play the temptation of uniforms, and make some exciting pictures, can I be indifferent?" In case I have a physiological reaction or something, I can't afford to lose this person, this is even more embarrassing than dancing a square dance at the school gate! ”

"You're not thinking the right way, they're your black and white angels, can you trust them more?" Shui Mi'er gloated and said: "Otherwise, you treat them as men, and you will treat them as two fat and dynamic roommates, so you won't be calm?" ”

"You're the one who thinks about it!" Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "Girl, are you encouraging me or hitting me, do you talk like this?" Treat them as two fat dynamics, is this human words? You touch your conscience and think about it, if I see the second fat and suddenly shamefully hardened, how many eyes will the picture have to be blind? ”

"Giggles, it seems to be the same." Shui Mi'er laughed for a moment, and then couldn't hold it back, as if she thought of a picture of Zhen Lang facing the second fat as hard as iron, and suddenly rolled on the sofa with laughter.

Zhen Lang couldn't hold it anymore, and smirked for a while.

After a while, Shui Mi'er pestered him and said, "Uncle, you promised me, you won't repay the debt, right?" I've given you days to get used to it, and I'm not happy when you drag it every time. ”

"Okay, I'll go to further study tomorrow!" Zhen Lang gritted his teeth: "Today, let's do what we need to do first." ”

Shui Mi'er was very cooperative: "Okay, what do you want to play today?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled evilly like a pig's foot: "I also want to satisfy the dark belly in my heart today, when I watched "Yuan's Emptiness", I had an evil thought in my heart...... Well, anyway, today's plot is like this, I'm an evil man controlled by my sister, and you're a weak little Lori who succumbed to the clutches of her brother. ”

"It can't be so heavy, right?" Honey was startled.

Zhen Lang: "Don't be verbose, that's what you want." ”

"But it's really evil." While Shui Mi'er was frightened, there was also a kind of teasing that wanted to refuse and welcome: "Uncle, I don't understand the kind of plot you said at all, people haven't seen "Colorful Sketches", "Rainbow Street", "Autumn Sky", "Vampire Knight", "Tears of Truth", "Jun Kiss Love", "Kiss of Heaven", "Tale of the Entrance", "Marmalade Boy", "Mint Relationship", "Kiss Magic", "Baby I Love You"! ”

"Damn, you've watched so many anime about brother and sister love?" This time it was Zhen Lang's turn and he was taken aback.

"A little bit, Sister Su forced me to watch it." The black-bellied goblin made the eldest sister carry the black pot again, and then showed a very cute and sweet expression, and her voice became extremely sweet: "Uncle, let's start, from now on, should I call you Ou ~ Ni sauce, or should I call you Oni ~ sauce?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Is there a difference?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "The pronunciation is different, which one do you think is more cute?" ”

Zhen Lang was intoxicated: "It's all pretty cute." ”

Honey didn't speak, but suddenly stood up.

Zhen Lang was reluctant in every way: "Why are you going?" ”

Shui Mi'er walked to the door of her room and smiled back: "Ernie sauce, little sister go change her clothes, don't peek." (To be continued.) )