"Selang, are you okay?" At noon on Wednesday, Su Jie typed mercilessly and mocked the idol brother: "Last night, you won 20 out of 50 games, and today you won 18 games...... Hehe, it won't be that Xiaomi ignored you today, you just went to the toilet to bleed, right? ”

Zhen Lang had a black face in the cozy nest, speechless. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

His death date with his eldest sister has been changed from 100 to 50 per day, and since the last bizarre female hooligan tide, the idol brother can no longer find that coquettish feeling. Having said that, the last time he beat Su Jie, it was because he was very strong in summoning sacrifices. Now after the revision, the profession of summoning sacrifices is really a bit weak, with his 81 current ability, it is not very realistic to want to beat Su Jie, who has 85 current ability.

After playing [Oni sauce] last night, Zhen Lang and Su Jie fought 50 games, with a record of 20 wins, 4 draws, and 26 losses.

At that time, Sister Su mercilessly ridiculed Zhen Lang, but she didn't expect Zhen Lang's state to be worse today.

After 50 games today, Zhen Lang's record is 18 wins, 5 draws, and 27 losses.

Strictly speaking, he and Su Jie are 4 points short of current ability, and it is already very good to have such a record.

But the eldest sister doesn't think so, in her mind, the idol brother is a man who can toss her to the tide, but her performance in the past two days is not as good as her, which is really too powerful.

Zhen Lang was not in good shape today because he was thinking about other things at noon, and he was a little absent-minded in the first few games. Originally, he confessed it, but he didn't expect the eldest sister's head to ridicule more and more excessively, which made him unable to admit it, and immediately typed: "Female hooligan, what kind of strength are you, you forgot to be beaten by my brother when the tide was blowing?" ”

"What are you doing, you kind of let me tide again?" The female hooligan sneered at each other.

"Okay, you wait, you'd better not wear panties tomorrow!" Zhen Lang was ruthless, he hadn't turned on the automatic intelligence mode in the past few days, just to practice the basic skills in a down-to-earth manner. I didn't think that the eldest sister was getting more and more arrogant, to deal with this kind of arrogant woman, the basic principle of the idol brother is that no matter if you take viagra or hang up, you must teach her a hard lesson!

"Don't wear panties for Mao?" Su Jie didn't understand the connotation of Zhen Lang's words.

"Aren't you going to blow the tide? Anyway, you're going to get soaked in your underwear, so it's better not to wear them! Zhen Lang coaxed.

"Cut, you have to have that ability!" Su Jie is very disdainful of this, and she is always so hooligan when she speaks: "Besides, it doesn't matter to you whether I wear underwear or not, my sister likes the feeling of wet underwear, can you care about it?" ”

"......" Zhen Lang suddenly had a sense of frustration that "he lost in the next game", chatting with the female hooligan of the eldest sister, he couldn't take advantage of it at all, so he decisively flashed: "Brother has an exam in the afternoon, so I won't talk to you." ”

After speaking, he picked up his textbook and began to study, and gradually calmed down.

Shui Mi'er watched him from the side and didn't bother.

When reading books, Zhen Lang is very focused, and he has a sense of "serious men are the most handsome".

In fact, Zhen Lang reads books so seriously, which is the result of several college entrance examination baptisms.

When he failed in the college entrance examination for the first time, he began to believe in a famous saying: There is a big chest in the book, and there is a big chicken base in the book.

Because of this belief, he was not only admitted to Normal University, but also received an admission letter from Tsinghua University.

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After the exam in the afternoon, Zhen Lang started 50 daily routines of integrating with human swords.

1 win, 1 draw, 48 losses, this record is even worse than yesterday.

"Apprentice, you're a little out of shape today." The human sword is one, and the typing is the way.

"Is there one?" Zhen Lang also typed, and also sent a confused expression.

"There must be, even the blind can see it, there is a problem in life?" After getting acquainted with the idol brother, he finally became a bit of a master, and he rarely cared about Zhen Lang.

Zhen Lang hesitated for a moment and typed, "Well, it's a bit of an emotional problem." ”

"It's swollen, come, tell the master." The sword of man is one, and the gossip is up.

"It's just a little problem, there's nothing to say, I'll adjust it myself, Master 88." Zhen Lang couldn't open his mouth, and he was really embarrassed to say the "emotional problems" he was facing, so he quit the game on the spot.

Shui Mi'er, who was sitting next to him, suddenly spoke: "Uncle, it's just to go to further study, do you need to make it like going to the execution ground, to create an atmosphere that is sluggish and easy to be cold?" ”

Zhen Lang said with a bitter face: "It's not that you go to further study, of course you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, when you think of studying with those two Lala, I feel so tight that I can't concentrate, what do you think Su Jie mocked me at noon?" ”

"Don't be afraid, it's inevitable to be nervous the first time, and you can get used to it later." Shui Mi'er encouraged softly: "I just talked to those two women on WeChat, you go over directly, they will wait for you to further your studies and take you to fly." ”

"Then I'll go, don't regret it." Zhen Lang stood up.

"Absolutely no regrets, go ahead, Ernie sauce, come on!" Shui Mi'er's face was even more excited than Zhen Lang.

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Walking to the door of 707 next door, Zhen Lang took eight deep breaths and rang the doorbell.

The door opened, and seeing a pair of lace edges in front of him, Zhen Lang took eight deep breaths.

Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying really discussed with Shui Mi'er in advance, and they made all kinds of preparations.

Just the appearance of the two girls at the moment can make animals like the stationmaster and the field chicken bleed from the nose.

At this dusk, Mo Xiang was wearing a black OL skirt, with a snow-white shirt inside, but the shirt that should have been solemn was propped open by a huge chest with two buttons, and the career line on the chest was clearly visible, looking more like the beautiful teacher in the island country's "Female Teacher Series...... Underneath are black stockings and high heels, and at a glance, it almost kills someone.

And Ye Yingying's outfit is even more sultry, this girl, who usually doesn't wear skirts much like Su Jie, actually wore a white top and a pleated skirt for her school uniform today, which is exactly the same set that Shui Mier wore last time...... This also made Zhen Lang suddenly remember that the last time she was a honey fruit, she was temporarily wearing the equipment that Yingying usually used for role-playing.

is completely different from the youthful and beautiful feet of the fairy wearing a school uniform and short skirt, the little queen of electric buttocks in front of her wears the school uniform skirt, and instantly transforms into the most coquettish and sexiest girl in the school in high school, which is enough to make many boys scold her for being, but they can't wait to have a story with her in their hearts.

I'm a basket!

Zhen Lang took a deep breath and cursed in his heart.

"Uncle's further study, do you want to be so domineering and exposed?"

He was very confused, and the further study he was about to face was different from what he imagined.

No wonder the leaders of our country have to go abroad for further study at public expense, it turns out to be so nourishing!

"What's the wait, classmate, don't you say hello when you see the teacher?" The performance of the queen of poisonous tongues in her true colors no longer has the tenderness she had for her brother-in-law.

"Classmates?" Zhen Lang was stunned: "Two sisters, you don't have to cross the river and tear down the bridge like this, you still called me brother-in-law yesterday." ”

"You also know that it was yesterday, the last time we said it first, we called you a week brother-in-law, it has already been a week." Ye Yingying spoke: "In the future, you will be our student, and when you see me and Xiang Baobao, you have to call the teacher respectfully, understand?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Can I say no?" ”

"Whatever you want." Mo Xiang became arrogant: "You are our student, which is equivalent to an apprentice taught by the East Evil and the West Poison, and you can shock the rivers and lakes in the future." If you don't want to, then leave by yourself, if it weren't for the water goblin begging us with a handful of snot and tears, who would teach you rarely? ”

Zhen Lang was speechless, woman, sure enough, turning your face is faster than turning a book!

thinks about how tender the black and white angels were to him at the beginning.

Now, the two Lala seized the opportunity and turned over and became masters, without any discipline at all.

Ye Yingying also said arrogantly: "Teaching for one hour a day, do you want to go to class?" Xiangxiang and I still have something to do at night. ”

Zhen Lang gave in and shouted with a black face: "Hello teacher." ”

"Look at your attitude, there is no sincerity at all." Mo Xiang was unhappy: "Don't we have a surname, you don't call it clearly." ”

Zhen Lang said with a bitter face: "Teacher Mo is good, Teacher Ye is good." ”

"That's pretty much it." Teacher Ye is like a senior professor, and he is so arrogant: "I only talk once in class, how much I can learn depends on your ability." I don't like people to interrupt, you have questions, wait until after class, ask me. ”

"Well, wait a minute!" Zhen Lang put on a very serious look.

Hearing this, the black and white angels were stunned for a moment, unable to understand what Zhen Lang wanted to make trouble.

I saw Zhen Lang digging in his trouser pocket and taking out a palm-sized pocket notepad.

"You still take notes?" Mo Xiang seemed to be holding back a laugh.

"Classmate, I appreciate your learning attitude...... Hehe...... "Ye Yingying endured it for a while, but she still couldn't hold back, and she laughed heartlessly.

Zhen Lang didn't care about this, he dug out of his pocket and took out a pen.

He had already thought about it, since he was studying for further study, he must take notes, remember the difficulties and key points, and review them after he went back. When you eat these notes thoroughly, you can turn into a high-end player who is very skillful in the future.

"Come here, sit down."

Ye Yingying sat on the sofa in the living room and motioned for Zhen Lang to sit next to her.

Zhen Lang sat down and said weakly: "Didn't you give a lecture, what are you doing sitting?" ”

Ye Yingying: "Don't you see me dressed as a student, this kind of elementary course, Teacher Mo is more than enough to teach you." Later, when you reach the advanced stage of the master, this teacher will teach you advanced courses. ”

Zhen Lang is convinced, dare to love This course is still divided into elementary and advanced?

At this moment, the room suddenly went dark.

It was a kind of darkness that could not be seen, and the two laras closed the curtains.

Zhen Lang chrysanthemum tightened, and was in the same room with two flower-like girls, and the lights were turned off, the light was so dim, what kind of story was this going to make?

The answer was soon revealed, and an exciting picture suddenly appeared on the snow-white wall opposite.

Projector!

The new projector in the advertisement, Zhen Lang has finally seen it with his own eyes.

This kind of projector is high-end, and can project the data in the mobile phone or pad directly onto the wall, and the effect is no less than that of a high-definition movie...... Zhen Lang looked at a picture of a cartoon 'fruit girl' on the wall, and couldn't help but think.

"Ahem, classmate, pay attention to the lecture." Mo Xiang picked up the teacher's shelf, pointed at the projected picture with a thin glow stick, and said: "Put away your crooked thoughts, today's first class is "Women's Sensitive Points", I will carefully talk to you about the key and key points ......" (to be continued.) )