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Walking out of the examination room, seeing Zhen Lang walking towards the dormitory, the stationmaster said curiously: "Boss, why don't you go back and hurry up to make a story with Sister Xiaomi, why are you in such a hurry to go back to the dormitory?" ”

Zhen Lang: "My cousin will come up in two days, I'll go and tidy up the bunk." ”

"Boss, no, your bunk is very clean, no matter how I look at it, I think something is wrong with you today." The second fat fox looked at Zhen Lang suspiciously: "You won't quarrel with Sister Xiaomi, don't you dare to go back, right?" ”

"How is it possible, my brother just misses you, can't I go back to the dormitory and mess with you?" Zhen Lang's tone and expression were almost like heifers flying on a plane, but this kind of coaxing was still a little bit inward-looking.

"Classmate, don't pretend. You can hide from rookies like the second and fourth children, is it possible that you still want to hide from an old driver like me? The dynamic and elegant spoke, and it was really a bit of an old driver's hurry: "I'll bet on lunch for a month, you and Sister Xiaomi must have an accident." ”

"Damn, how do you see that?" Zhen Lang was surprised.

"Don't ask about this, the realm of the old driver, you don't understand it." The dynamic force was forced to a realm, and then revealed his obscene nature, and lowered his voice and said: "Brother, tell me quietly, were you swollen last night, did you unlock a new position with Sister Xiaomi, and were kicked out of bed?" ”

"!"

Zhen Lang put down these words and walked towards Building 9 without looking back.

Back in the bedroom, the idol brother seemed to experience the few days of a woman every month, and he was a little restless.

Don't look at him, he is already a level 16 pickle girl master, but this is limited to the level of "bubble". At the level of how to maintain the relationship, his level is not enough, and when he encounters unexpected situations, he will inevitably be in a hurry.

This situation is very common, and some so-called love saints, each relationship does not last long, and is judged by the people around them to change places with a shot. In fact, the real reason is not so, some people are very good at picking up girls, but after soaking them, they don't know how to maintain this relationship, resulting in every relationship being very short and ending in a tragic ending.

Zhen Lang was in front of the computer, stunned for a while.

"Big boss, you can't do this." Dynamic leaned over and said bitterly: "I know your hardship, there is a secret between you and Sister Xiaomi, if you say it, it may violate your agreement." But now that you're clearly in trouble, you don't say it, let everyone find a way to solve it, what's the use of sitting here? ”

"That's right, boss, three stinkers top one Zhuge Liang. Why don't you talk about it, and we'll help you figure it out. Er Fat also came over, and coaxed: "Brother, I'm not the rookie I was at the beginning, from today on, I can proudly announce that my buddy is also the man who has completed [Er Niu Chop], maybe I have a way to solve your problem." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "When did you [Erniu Chop]?" ”

"Last time, the president invited the brothers to the big sword, didn't the second master go? This thing is a beast, and for the first time, it was actually handed over to the princess of the box. The most ruthless thing is that this miser said that he was a virgin and asked the young lady to send him a red envelope...... Also, on Saturday night, the dead fat man went out to make an appointment with the young woman he hooked up with......" The stationmaster carried out literacy on the idol brother who was outdated, and then Mao recommended himself: "Brother, although I have no actual combat experience, I am invincible in theory." Besides, you know my literary accomplishment, an intellectual goddess of literature and art like Sister Xiaomi, ordinary people's vulgar ideas can't keep up with her rhythm, you have to think about the problem from the perspective of my literature and art. ”

Being bombarded repeatedly by three stinkers, Zhen Lang was shaken, he sneered, and said a little embarrassed: "Let me ask you, if you ...... Hey...... That's what ......."

"Boss, say it quickly, I'm dying!"

Zhen Lang's face was even more unbearable: "That's it...... If...... I said what if...... If I accidentally tear my girl's skirt while I was in bed, what should I do? ”

"Holy, isn't it?" The second fat was stunned, and suddenly made up countless rough and fragrant pictures in his brain.

"The skirts are torn, brother, how domineering are you?" The dynamics are also confused, and they are also making up various pictures in their brains.

"Could it be the kind of scene in a literary novel, where a man rushes over like a domineering president, violates the woman's weak body, tears the woman's skirt unreasonably, and then inserts it into the ...... roughly" The stationmaster's Xiao Huang Wen broke out, and sighed long: "To tell the truth, this picture is so spicy to the eyes!" ”

"Insert your sister, brother was rejected, okay?" Zhen Lang confessed, and when it came to this, he had nothing to hide: "As soon as the skirt was torn, she got angry, she lived in her room last night, and she didn't sleep with me at all!" ”

"It shouldn't be, Sister Xiaomi is a very interesting person at first glance, you play such an interesting story with her, it stands to reason that she won't refuse, right?" The stationmaster turned into a contemplative, but unfortunately he couldn't figure it out.

"Boss, could it be that Sister Xiaomi didn't agree at all at that time, and you used force to provoke her?" Erfat asked.

"No, the atmosphere was pretty good at the time......" Zhen Lang was even more confused than the three stinkers.

"Well, then I don't understand. Women's hearts, submarine needles, boss, or you live in the bedroom for two days, and when Sister Xiaomi's anger is gone, you can go back to accompany her and coax her. The stationmaster said.

"Naive, fourth master, you really can only rely on theory to make a living." After being silent for a while, he spoke like an old driver: "Boss, let me ask you, is that skirt new or old?" ”

Zhen Lang: "New, wear it for the first time." ”

"No wonder you're tragic." Dynamic smiled proudly, as if he had already understood the truth.

"Do you know why?" Zhen Lang found a savior, and hurriedly hooked up with the dynamic: "Third master, how does my brother usually treat you?" Tell me why she's angry. ”

"Brother, since you said so, then I have to explain the problem between you from a literary point of view." The dynamics trembled, more literary than the stationmaster, this thing actually took out a pair of black-framed glasses and put them on, and then slowed down his tone, the urine was similar to Zhao Zhongxiang's explanation of the animal world: "Have you ever watched Wang Xiaobo's "Golden Age"? When the first male protagonist and the female protagonist Chen Qingyang were engaged in the story, there was a paragraph in it that was written: Chen Qingyang's reaction to this was cold. Her lips were cold, and she didn't react to caresses. When I unbuttoned her, she pushed me away, took off her clothes one by one, folded them aside, and lay straight on the grass by herself......"

"I'm in a groove, third master, you actually have seen Wang Xiaobo?" The stationmaster was shocked, and immediately looked at the dynamics, and then drew inferences: "I understand, the point is the sentence 'She pushed me away, took off her clothes one by one, folded them and put them aside'...... Does this mean that when a woman does that, she doesn't like others to stain her clothes? ”

"Makes sense!" The second fat also touched the bypass, and said in a tone reminiscing about the past lineup years: "The last time I went to Hi Pi with the president, I found the big-breasted girl with glasses, she came out wrapped in a bath towel, and folded her skirt neatly and put it on a chair...... And the young woman the night before, I casually threw her lace panties on the pillow, and she snorted, as if she was not very happy...... Look at this pee, maybe girls don't like to get dirty clothes, not to mention that you tear up your sister's newly bought clothes as soon as you get started! ”

"It's not all like this, some girls who are more interesting can accept your violent invasion by tearing your clothes, but ......" dynamic paused, and came to a twist: "But there are still some girls who can't accept this setting, this type of girl, you can use your Ruyi golden hoop stick to destroy her body, but you can't destroy her clothes and shoes!" ”

"Really?"

Zhen Lang was basically convinced, but he felt that the dynamics were too awesome, and the old driver was really experienced.

"Damn, boss, you're leaving, don't you stay for lunch?"

"There's no righteousness, every time I run out of use, I leave."

"There is no humanity of the opposite sex, and I will not comfort you in the future!"

In the muffled cries of the three stinkers, Zhen Lang ran away.

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After leaving school, the idol brother ordered a takeaway that Shui Mier likes to eat, and returned to the cozy nest with the bag.

As soon as he opened the door and walked in, Zhen Lang was inexplicably tightened.

Shui Mi'er sat lazily on the sofa watching TV, and when she heard the sound of footsteps, she glanced at Zhen Lang coldly, with murderous aura in her beautiful eyes.

"Hehe, wife, let's eat something first." Zhen Lang was bold and cheeky and came over.

Shui Mi'er looked at the takeaway in his hand and said coldly: "Violent maniac, who allowed you to come back?" ”

Zhen Lang's Olympic spirit was activated all of a sudden, and he expressed disbelief on the spot: "Why did I become a violent maniac?" ”

As soon as Shui Mi'er heard this, she was furious: "Tearing someone's newly bought skirt into rags, isn't this a violent maniac?" ”

Zhen Lang argued: "How did I know that the quality of the checkered clothes you purchased online is so poor, I haven't made any effort yet, and it will be broken as soon as I pull it!" ”

Hearing this, Shui Mi'er became even more angry, aggrieved and indignant: "What can you do if you don't shop online? With such a shameful sexy skirt, do people still go to the physical store to choose one by one? ”

"That's right." Zhen Lang was persuaded, and immediately made amends with a shy face: "Wife, I was wrong." ”

"It's too late to apologize now, who told you to scold me last night, hum!" Honey is arrogant.

"When did I scold you?" Zhen Lang felt that he was more wronged than Dou E.

"If you dare to do it, you don't dare to admit it, you said it yourself: If you don't bring it like this, you will run away in the evil fire of the family...... It's as if I'm deliberately teasing you, but it's obvious that you tore through my checkerstyle and scared people, okay? Shui Mi'er was even more aggrieved.

Zhen Lang: "I can't pretend I didn't hear this, you said it yourself last night, you prefer to like me too much!" ”

Shui Mi'er: "I can't pretend I didn't hear this, it's obviously Ziwei who said it, Ziwei likes Er Kang's excess, it's not me!" ”

Zhen Lang: "But you entered the play at that time, I can only take it as what you said." ”

Shui Mi'er pouted: "Anyway, it's just you!" ”

Zhen Lang put the takeaway on the coffee table and said abruptly: "Okay, you are so reluctant, I won't touch you in the future." ”

Shui Mi'er said with a little crying: "You bastard! Why am I reluctant, is it you who fouled yourself? ”

Zhen Lang couldn't bear to look at her aggrieved expression, and said distressedly: "Also, I didn't figure out the setting, I will pay attention to it in the future." If you have any other requirements, please put them together, such as not tearing clothes or anything, so that I can be mentally prepared. ”

"It's really fast wood, come here, sit down!" After waiting for Zhen Lang to sit next to her, Shui Mi'er said a little shyly: "I don't have any requirements, in fact, when you tear my clothes, people also think it's quite exciting...... This kind of plot has also been in my graduation list...... Let me tell you this, I am willing to do so......"

Zhen Lang was confused when he heard it: "Then you reacted so much at the time, and left angrily." ”

Shui Mi'er lowered her head, her delicate appearance was reverie, and she said quietly: "I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it and break through the last bottom line, do you understand?" You were breathing heavily, your eyes were red, and I was a little scared......"

"But you were breathing heavier than I was?" Zhen Lang suddenly opened up, suddenly found the key clue, and immediately stared at the beautiful woman like a hooligan flirting with a woman from a good family: "I understand, you are not afraid that I won't be able to control it at all, are you worried that you can't control it?" ”

"Nonsense!" Shui Mi'er's face was as red as a dripping persimmon, but her tone was very tough: "My sister is not as lewd as you, hmph, if it wasn't for the resistance last night, I'm afraid it would have been a big mistake." ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Little lady, don't worry, the next time you encounter this kind of thing, the person who will try to resist will be my ......"

"Really?" Shui Mi'er suddenly pressed him down on the long sofa, rubbed on him coquettishly, and his little hand reached into the crotch of the idol brother without warning, and then the goblin looked at him with seductive eyes, and said delicately: "Daguan, do you try your best to resist?" (To be continued.) )