"I'll wipe it, this kid is too evil!"

After fighting with his cousin for 10 times, Zhen Lang screamed again and again, and his face was full of incredulity. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Please, can you have a snack?" Shui Mi'er, who was watching the battle next to her, couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Did you not play well, or did you want to help your cousin build up her self-confidence and deliberately lose to him?" ”

Zhen Lang had a bitter face and urged very sadly: "It's not that I didn't play well, it's not that I deliberately lost to him, it's that this kid's routine is too evil." One trick is eaten all over the world, this really makes sense, I have never met a thief of this kind of road before, and I was beaten a little blinded by him. ”

"Well, I know you're going to have to play the Olympic spirit again and fight him a few dozen more times. I'll go take a shower first, lest you blame me for disturbing you by sitting next to you. Shui Mi'er stood up and encouraged her in a charming way: "My dear, come on, when you find a way to crack his evil skills, my sister will give you a small benefit." ”

"Okay." Zhen Lang was encouraged, and then typed to his cousin: "Rest for ten minutes, and continue later." ”

“ok。” The cousin replied quickly.

Zhen Lang spent a few minutes watching the videos of the two battles just now, and the more he watched them, the more he wondered. is also a thief, and his cousin's routine is completely different from that of Glory Thief and Long Deshen, and it is also very different from the thief videos circulating on the Internet, which is simply unique.

In the afternoon, my cousin kept saying that "I was so sharp that I fell in love with my own operation", Zhen Lang thought he was bragging, but now it seems that there is really something going on, this bear child really flows with the blood of a thief family.

"In the past, when he was in junior high school, he played thieves in the fantasy world, which was a little more high-end than me, but the routine was still relatively mainstream, why did he become so non-mainstream after playing magic?" Zhen Lang was puzzled, since he went to college, he rarely had the opportunity to sit with his cousin and play games, and he was shocked by the changes in this bear child.

After thinking about it, he turned on WeChat voice and began to pretend: "What are you doing, don't sleep yet?" ”

The cousin coaxed: "Brother, what are you excited about, my parents won't care about me if you play all night tonight." ”

Zhen Lang continued: "Your voice is so excited for Mao, have you taken aphrodisiacs?" ”

The cousin laughed: "Haha, brother, you don't know, the idol brother asked me, he asked me!" ”

A cold sweat broke out on Zhen Lang's forehead: "He asked you out?" Do you two still have that tendency? ”

Cousin: "No, my idol brother has 100 games with me, and I am flattered by my brother, it feels like a dream!" ”

Zhen Lang: "Then have you been abused?" ”

Cousin: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disappoint you, 5 wins and 5 losses in 10 games, I can actually play with my idol brother, hahahaha, you now know how awesome my ancestral thief is, right?" ”

Zhen Lang: "So good, how did you do it?" ”

"That's an idol brother, the man closest to God in my mind, as soon as I saw him, the small universe immediately exploded! Originally, I didn't finish for a while, and I was still a little rusty, but after two fights with him, I immediately came back in shape, and I still felt a little overperforming. The more my cousin spoke, the more proud he became, and he said: "Brother, I think you should see it, brother, I am the kind of man who is born with a big heart, do you understand the legendary big contestant?" Please call me Mr. Big Scene, wahahahaha! ”

Zhen Lang couldn't talk anymore, and carefully checked his cousin's data.

In the past, when my cousin's number was called, the data was not detailed, and today's data is finally back on track.

Player: Please call me Shuai.

Current Ability: 81/91!

The current ability of 81 points is the same as that of Erfat, and it is exactly the same as the current Zhen Lang.

But the potential of 91 points is really scary, and it is 1 point higher than Britney with a potential of 90!

"Such a potential is too surprising to Lao Tzu. If he is admitted to the National Normal University, hehe, my potential is 93, my cousin is 91, Xiao Tiantian is 90, Yingying is 88, and my eldest sister is 86...... Such a five-person main force configuration is not bad even in a professional team, and it should be able to kill all sides in a college student competition, right? ”

Thinking of this, Zhen Lang is full of hope for life.

He didn't know if he would be able to rise to the level of a pro, and that wasn't something he was thinking about at this stage. What he thinks of at the moment is Su Jie, about Su Jie's wish to win a medal in an amateur competition, Zhen Lang was only a little touched before, but now he regards this as his primary goal.

"It's a good memory to win a medal in college, right? It would be even better if we could win a championship. Just like the fourth master said, a few years later, I can say to my grandson very awesomely, when your grandfather was in college, he won the city invitational championship and beat the invincible opponents in the college game world......"

Having made up his mind, Zhen Lang continued to fight with his cousin with great enthusiasm.

At half past nine in the evening, Shui Mi'er came out in a new nightdress after bathing, and Zhen Lang was still fighting.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Shui Mi'er dried her hair, and Zhen Lang was still fighting.

At half past ten in the evening, Shui Mi'er put on a mask and made a hand mask, and Zhen Lang continued to fight.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Shui Mi'er was about to fall asleep watching TV, and Zhen Lang finally ended the battle.

"Hahahaha, this kid, that's it!"

The idol brother laughed out loud and was very satisfied with his results tonight.

The cousin's evil state is essentially similar to Su Jie's super-god state, and it doesn't last long. When this state passes, it is immediately beaten back to its original form. Although the current ability of the cousin and Zhen Lang is 81 points, don't forget that Zhen Lang is playing with the master every day, and the cousin has been busy with the college entrance examination in recent weeks and has no time to play games, and the two are not at the same level in terms of proficiency in the battle.

Practice makes perfect, it's an eternal law.

has fought more times, and Zhen Lang can clearly feel the rustiness of his cousin's technique.

Sometimes my cousin will inexplicably put himself on his own, or give Zhen Lang a penalty, which makes my cousin a little embarrassed......

In the end, after 100 games, Zhen Lang's record is 57 wins, 10 draws, and 33 losses!

This is also because after the 1.12 update, the development team slashed the summoning sacrifice twice. If the summoning sacrifice had not been weakened, with the previous outbreak of blood-colored light, Zhen Lang would have been able to achieve at least 65 victories.

After such a battle, the idol brother also has a deeper understanding of the weakened summoning sacrifice, and without the bug-like explosion of the blood light, his other small skills are more skilled. In particular, the wall-shooting technique has been taken to another level.

Shui Mi'er walked in from the living room, looked at the statistics of the system, and couldn't help complaining: "Look at you proudly, bullying a child, is it interesting?" ”

"This is not an ordinary child, when he was in junior high school, all kinds of blood abuse me, all kinds of complaints about me, so that I saw that he had a shadow in his heart. Today I abused him and let him know who his big brother was! Zhen Langtian shamelessly told the past of the year, and when he saw Shui Mi'er's shape, he instantly threw the things in the game out of the clouds, swallowed his saliva with straight eyes, and said: "You...... You still have such pajamas? ”

Sensing Zhen Lang's greedy and addictive eyes, Shui Mi'er did not show the slightest displeasure, but had a sense of satisfaction, vaguely a bit of a woman who pleases herself, deliberately threw a flattering eye, and said coquettishly: "Am I not Ziwei Gege today, doesn't this set of Gege outfit meet your requirements?" ”

"No, that's great, it's so much for me!" Zhen Lang spoke incoherently, and his eyes were about to sink into Shui Mi'er's body.

The legendary goblin is indeed worthy of its name.

At this moment, Shui Mi'er's dress is simply picturesque.

She was wearing an off-white costume, just like the Gege costume in a Qing court drama. And this kind of checkered outfit is obviously a sex model, from the side, it is more like a cover of a cheongsam, split to near the thighs, and you can vaguely see the slender and beautiful legs of Bai Huahua.

Zhen Lang's beast's blood boiled, and he walked over to hug the beauty, and his sinful hand reached in even more sinfully along the place where Gege pretended to be a fork, touching the fairy's tender and smooth thigh.

Then, he entered the play: "Ziwei, you are so beautiful tonight." ”

Shui Mi'er blushed, and also cooperated: "Erkang, do you think you are too good?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I think." ”

Honey: "But, I prefer to like you too much!" ”

The above dialogues really appeared in "Returning the Pig".

And when such a dialogue appears in this situation, where can Zhen Lang resist it?

Next, "Erkang" pressed "Ziwei" down on the bed.

Next, under the light of harmony, I could only reluctantly omit 800 words...... However, it doesn't hurt much. There is a famous saying in the famous original station: Reading words is not all that is cool. The really hilarious plot needs readers and friends to make up ...... by themselves! (To be continued.) )