The crazy fat elephant woke up and found himself lying on the yellow sand, opening his confused eyes, and the field of vision was high in the sky, cloudless. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He sat up, and when he looked up, he saw Zhang Ying sitting in front of a bonfire, burying his head in roasting a fat hare, which was just in the middle of the fire, and the golden rabbit oil slid down its hind limbs and fell to the ground "tick-tock", and at the same time fell the saliva of the crazy fat elephant.

The crazy fat elephant didn't wake up naturally at all, but was awakened by the alluring scent of roast rabbits, so he didn't want to fall on the fat rabbit leg as soon as he woke up.

"Hey! Cooked, cooked! Hurry up and tear me a leg, and it will be burnt when you bake it again! ”

The crazy fat elephant pounced on Zhang Ying like a hungry wolf, to be exact, the roast rabbit in front of Zhang Ying.

"Hehe, can't you be a little more reserved? Look at your drooling. ”

When the crazy fat elephant pounced, Zhang Ying held the branch with both hands, directly lifted the hare that was roasting, and then grabbed a fat rabbit leg and pulled it hard, tearing it off.

As soon as the rabbit leg was torn off, a burst of pungent fragrance instantly rushed into his brain along the nose of the crazy fat elephant, the tempting fragrance made him feel like a spring breeze, and he didn't care about Zhang Ying's ridiculous words, his body pounced again, and the target was directly at the other fat rabbit leg.

"Hey! You want to eat, I don't want to give it to you yet. ”

Seeing the crazy fat elephant pounce again, the corners of Zhang Ying's mouth hooked a playful smile, his toes lightly touched the ground, and he jumped up, and the whole person jumped on a thick tree trunk beside him, gnawing on the rabbit leg beautifully, while staring at the crazy fat elephant who swallowed saliva with his eyes.

"Brother! You can do it, give me a leg, you're so thin, you can't eat that much. ”

Because of his fat body, he was stunned, and the crazy fat elephant could only stand under the tree, watching the fat rabbit leg being eaten by Zhang Ying with relish, the short neck stretched out, the throat squirmed a few times from time to time, and all the saliva that did not overflow to his mouth was swallowed by him.

Zhang Ying laughed playfully: "Hey, you are wrong about fat elephant, this is in the game, even if I eat a pig alone, I won't feel overwhelmed." ”

"This ...... That's true, but my old elephant is really hungry, brother, you can reward me a little, you are my own brother! ”

The crazy fat elephant is a foodie, and when he sees food, he can't even walk, and now such an attractive roast rabbit is in front of him, how can he not be moved?

Zhang Ying smiled angrily: "Look at your little talent, I'm also drunk to you, a rabbit leg can make you call me my brother, what if you change it to a sheep?" ”

The crazy fat elephant shook his head and laughed: "Not really! ”

Zhang Ying: "Why? ”

The crazy fat elephant blushed a little, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I don't like mutton." ”

When Zhang Ying heard this, he almost didn't laugh and squirted out a piece of rabbit meat in his mouth, and after coughing violently a few times, he asked suspiciously: "Canyoutellmewhy? ”

The crazy fat elephant scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "When I was a child, I went to the farmhouse to play, and I was once pushed by a sheep with its horns, so ...... Hey! ”

Zhang Ying pursed his lips disdainfully, "Isn't it just being topped by sheep's horns?" What's the big deal? I can tell you, the lamb is so beautiful, you haven't eaten it, that's a pity. ”

The crazy fat elephant's face suddenly turned red, and he hesitated for a long time before he said intermittently: "Sheep...... The sheep is topped, but it's nothing, the key is...... The key is the top ...... There is something at the top position. ”

Seeing such an embarrassing situation as the crazy fat elephant, Zhang Ying also understood where the crazy fat elephant was topped by the horns, and instantly made up the scene at that time, a little fat man was pushed by the horns of the sheep.

"Haha! No wonder you don't eat mutton! It turned out that the place was topped by the horns, haha! That guy must not be working now, right? Ha ha! ”

Zhang Ying said as he glared at the lower body of the crazy fat elephant with his eyes unscrupulously.

"Nonsense! Old elephant I am a deep-sea giant eel, what is it if I am pushed by a sheep's horn? You can still keep the golden gun from falling! ”

The Crazy Fat Elephant glared at Zhang Ying, who was laughing wildly, if it weren't for the roast rabbit in his hand, I'm afraid the Crazy Fat Elephant would have scolded a long time ago.

"Deep sea giant eels? I see you're a finoki mushroom embroidery needle, come on! Eat a rabbit leg to nourish your kidneys! No longer be a real man for a second. ”

Saying this, Zhang Ying felt comfortable for a while, so he tore off another rabbit leg from the roast rabbit he was holding in his hand, and threw it to the crazy fat elephant under the tree.

"Next!"

"Okay, thank you, Brother Jing!"

As soon as the rabbit leg flew towards him, he reached out a big chubby hand as fast as lightning to catch it, and then stuffed it whole into his mouth, feasting on it, and he had obviously been waiting for a long time at this moment.

"Look at your little bit of breath, eat slowly, don't choke! But there's more! ”

Zhang Ying had already jumped down from the tree at this time, he only ate a rabbit leg on this hare, so he didn't want to eat it anymore, and he didn't have any appetite at all before he found the sword body.

"Brother Jing, you take it first, and I'll talk about it when I'm done." The crazy fat elephant said vaguely with a mouth full of rabbit meat.

Zhang Ying suddenly smiled and said, "Fat elephant, don't just care about eating, you touch your head." ”

"What are you doing touching your head? Forehead...... And what about the damn skulls? Hey? Where did it go? ”

The crazy fat elephant who was burying his head in hard work was still a little unhappy at first, and when he really reached out to touch his head, he suddenly became happy and couldn't close his mouth happily.

"Brother Jing, did you take it off for me? You're really my brother! ”

The crazy fat elephant couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and his fat body threw himself at Zhang Ying without hesitation, crying with a handful of snot and tears, shouting, and eating rabbit meat.

"Hey! I said, "Fat elephant, can you be a little more reserved, and don't rub snot and tears and rabbit oil on my clothes?" Take a step back and say, you can wipe it, can you not wipe it while picking your nostrils? That yellow lump is really disgusting. Right! It's that hand-dug nostril, why do you still use it to tear meat and eat it? Disgusting or not? ”

"It's okay! Although it is a little salty, it does not affect the taste of rabbit meat. Instead of wiping his hands immediately, the Crazy Fat Elephant quibbled that his nostril-digging hands still smelled. (Ahem, why salty, you can pick your nostrils and taste it, hey!) Don't hit me, just kidding. ）

"Well, you win!"

Zhang Ying was completely speechless at this super foodie.

A rabbit ate for fifteen minutes, and when the crazy fat elephant ate it, he didn't forget to spit and splash to Zhang Ying, how to make this hare delicious, and what dishes to eat better, anyway, as long as it is about eating, he knows everything and says everything.

Of course, when he was foaming at the mouth, Zhang Ying didn't forget to ask him how he got here.

"Hey! Brother Jing, I won't tell you, it's all tears when I say it. ”

After sighing bitterly, the crazy fat elephant began to tell his miserable story, his voice was sad, it was tearful, and even the yellow thing was dug out by him when it came to emotion.

In fact, things are very simple, not as tear-jerking as the crazy fat elephant said.

After being identified and followed by Zhang Ying, the crazy fat elephant walked out of the hiding place, and then watched Zhang Ying leave.

Originally, he planned to stay in the main hall and wait for Zhang Ying to come back, but to his surprise, after sending Zhang Ying away, the portal did not disappear, but burst out with a more powerful attraction and sucked him in.

After being sucked into the portal, the Crazy Fat Elephant was also randomly teleported to a place, but unfortunately, due to his wide and fat body, he could not land firmly on the ground like other players, but instead planted his head down and his feet into a skull.

Then he scurried all the way, trying to break through the annoying skull, and finally met Zhang Ying.

"Do you think it's easy for me to look like this? Even a game setting tricks me, which still doesn't make people live? ”

When the crazy fat elephant said this, his voice was resentful like a big girl with yellow flowers who was being by someone, and Zhang Ying on the side had goosebumps all over his body.

Zhang Ying thought deeply, "It's really not easy for you to be fat like this, how much food does it cost." ”

"What do you mean? Co-author, you bully me too? ”

"Uh...... What, I don't mean anything else, I just want to comfort and comfort you, you said that you are a big man, and you are not afraid of laughing when you cry? ”

"Did you comfort you so much? Besides, what did I do to cry in the way of others? ”

"Men don't flick when they have tears."

"You know this sentence, I don't know that there is another sentence below this, the man doesn't flick when he has tears, just because he hasn't reached the sad place. I'm in a sad place, that's why I'm crying, this is a true outpouring of feelings, you know a fart! ”

"Okay, I can't tell you, if you want to cry here, just stay and cry slowly, I'm leaving!"

Zhang Ying was speechless by the crazy fat elephant, so he could only stand up and look for what he thought about day and night.

"Hey! Brother Jing, don't go, it's not safe for me to stay here alone in this wilderness. I'm a big girl, if I meet a female bandit and be robbed, it doesn't matter, if I meet a, then I will lose a lot. ”

When the crazy fat elephant heard that Zhang Ying was leaving, he immediately stopped crying, stood up from the ground, and hurried to catch up with him.

Zhang Ying looked at the fat on the belly of the crazy fat elephant with disdain, and pouted: "Just like you bear, don't say those hungry, even Zhou Xingxing's Ruhua won't OOXX you, you can relax!" ”

Zhang Ying and the Crazy Fat Elephant walked forward, pulling each other all over the world, and in less than an hour, they found a special thing in the wasteland---- a tomb, a sword mound to be exact

"Sword Shrine? It's actually a sword mound! Great, brother, I'm one step closer to you! ”

As soon as he saw this sword mound, Zhang Ying danced happily, and without hesitation, he left the crazy fat elephant who was foaming and splashing about his life ideals, and ran towards the sword mound as fast as lightning.

"Hey! Brother Jing, wait for me, are you taking the wrong medicine or what's wrong? ”

The crazy fat elephant shouted as he followed Zhang Ying and ran towards the sword mound.