Chapter Sixty-Seven: There's a Fat Man in Every Story

(This chapter is given to the book friend Crazy Fat Elephant)

After entering the mysterious light gate, Zhang Ying was teleported into a mysterious space. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There is no ancient hall outside, no tranquility of forests and lakes in this mysterious space, only yellow sand, half-fallen poplars, and scattered graves.

In the sky, there are no clouds, and occasionally a lonely goose flies by, and its cry is desolate, which makes people feel sad.

"Holy! What the hell is this place? ”

A gust of wind blew, Zhang Ying shivered excitedly, and walked forward with small steps, the bow and arrow had been withdrawn by him, and the heavy sword was held in his hand, faintly protecting the vital points around him between opening and closing.

"Gollum!"

Suddenly, Zhang Ying, who was walking, seemed to have kicked some hard object with his right foot, and when he looked down, the two sword eyebrows couldn't help but bow down slightly.

Lying at his feet was a white skull, with its mouth wide open, as if it had died of utter surprise.

"I'm scared to death! How could a killer blade produce such a terrifying copy? If you scare me, forget it, but what if you scare those elementary school students? Today's children are glass-hearted...... Holy! TMD is a ghost! ”

Zhang Ying, who was full of broken thoughts, slowly raised his head, and suddenly found a big fat man with a skull on his head, who had appeared at the end of his field of vision at some point, and was rushing towards him with his teeth and claws.

"Phew! Monsters, eat me with three scenes and one sword! ”

Zhang Ying's body floated out with the wind, and in a few breaths, he came to the fat ghost, and the heavy sword in his hand slashed unceremoniously at his white skull.

"God, don't shoot, it's me, crazy fat elephant!"

Just as Zhang Ying flashed in front of the fat ghost, a very familiar voice suddenly appeared from the white skull.

The owner of this voice was the Crazy Fat Elephant, but it was too late to identify himself. Zhang Ying's sword has already been slashed.

"Phew!"

The crazy fat elephant couldn't dodge and was slashed head-on by the sword.

A crisp crash sounded, followed by a "click" and a shattering sound, and a long slit split the skull that had been held on the head by the crazy fat elephant.

"Fat elephant, why are you? Didn't I leave you waiting for me in the main hall? How did you get here? Dressed as a skeleton, I was almost scared to death by you. ”

After the sword was cut down, Zhang Ying also reacted, the skeleton man in front of him was the crazy fat elephant who was following him before, and as soon as he thought of this, the vigilance in Zhang Ying's heart also let go.

"You think I want to!" The crazy fat elephant muttered dissatisfiedly, then patted the skull on the head with his big fat hand, and said anxiously to the figure: "Don't chirp crookedly. Hurry up, help me take this damn skull off, it's a bear's, I've really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold today. ”

"Hehe, what's wrong with you? It's not Halloween today, so why are you pretending to be a ghost to scare someone? Come! Let me see. ”

Zhang Ying laughed and joked about the crazy fat elephant as he put down the heavy sword in his hand and went to help him remove the skull.

"It's pretty sturdy!" Zhang Ying hugged the skull with both hands and pulled it a few times, but unfortunately he was never able to help the crazy fat elephant remove it.

"Hey! Great god, you tap, tap, stuck, it hurts! It's really painful, it's a bear, and when I touch this damn skull, I've really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes today. “

The crazy fat elephant stuck in the skull let out a scream like a pig, holding his head in his hands, in a state where he could go crazy at any time.

"It's stuck so tightly, I'm also drunk, I'm curious how you got stuck in the first place?"

Zhang Ying looked at the skull above the head of the crazy fat elephant speechlessly, helpless.

The crazy fat elephant shouted anxiously, "Hey! God, don't be curious, hurry up and figure out a way, this damn thing is about to suffocate me! ”

"Okay, let me figure it out." Zhang Ying nodded helplessly, and then frowned, thinking about it.

"There it is! I can split this skull with a sword. Zhang Ying's gaze fell on the long slit on the skeleton and smiled playfully.

"Split with a sword? God, are you sure you won't miss and chop me up? ”

Hearing that Zhang Ying actually wanted to split the skull with a sword, the crazy fat elephant's old face suddenly pulled down, although he also had this idea in his heart, but when he thought of Zhang Ying's terrifying attack power, he was afraid that Zhang Ying would split the skull in half with a sword.

Zhang Ying smiled and shook his head, "No!" I'm pretty sure of the use of the sword and the power of the sword. Don't worry, my sword will only split this skull and make sure you won't hurt a hair. ”

"But ......" Although Zhang Ying assured him, the Crazy Fat Elephant was still worried, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted impatiently by Zhang Ying.

"Nothing good, fat elephant, you have to remember that this is just a game, even if you die in the game, you will be fine in reality."

"I know it's a game, but ......"

"I said your Rory, why do you look like a bitch? You want me to help you hurry, or I'll have to do something else, brother. ”

The corners of Zhang Ying's mouth hooked up a sneer, and after saying this, he was about to leave, but was stopped by the big hand of the crazy fat elephant.

"Don't mind! God, you can help me, you will suffer more than you go to jail with this damn thing. ”

Zhang Ying glanced at the crazy fat elephant with interest, and asked with a smile, "What?" Figured it out so quickly? ”

The Crazy Fat Elephant nodded vigorously, "Yes! ”

Zhang Ying asked, "Aren't you afraid that I will cut you?" ”

Crazy Fat Elephant: "Don't be afraid! ”

Zhang Ying: "Okay, then I'm going to cut it, you get ready." ”

The crazy fat elephant said with a resolute face: "Come on! ”

"I cut it!"

"It's okay, if I blink my eyes, I'm not a real man!"

"That's what you said." Zhang Ying raised his heavy sword and shouted, "Bah! Skeletons, eat me with three scenes and one sword! ”

"Ahh It hurts! It hurts! It hurts so much, am I going to die? I don't want to die, there are so many abalone shark fins waiting for me, I don't want to die like this! It's a bear's! ”

"You shout wool, shout! I haven't even cut you yet! Zhang Ying raised his heavy sword and looked at the crazy fat in front of him speechlessly, howling like a pig.

"Uh...... It turned out that I hadn't cut it yet, hey, if you didn't say it earlier, it hurt me to scream for a long time. ”

As soon as Zhang Ying reminded him, the crazy fat elephant who was howling also reacted, and after clearing his throat, he complained to Zhang Ying.

Zhang Yingjian raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Blame me?" ”

Crazy thought deeply, "Of course you blame you!" ”

"Good! That's what you're waiting for. A playful smile suddenly appeared on Zhang Ying's thin face, and in the next second, his body swept out like a ghost, and in an instant, he rushed to the front of the crazy fat elephant, and while raising his sword, he shouted: "Dead fat man, you are afraid of yourself and blame me, see if I don't split you with a sword!" ”

"Ahh Killed! Sanjing kills! ”

I have to say that although the crazy fat elephant is wide and fat, it is still quite flexible in action.

As soon as Zhang Ying rushed in front of him, it directly turned into a black wind and burst out, rushing out dozens of meters in an instant.

"Dead fatty! The kung fu of escaping is so powerful! ”

Zhang Ying scolded in a low voice and chased after him.

"Come on! Come and get me! Come, great god! I know you're upset with me, come up and me! Ha ha! In terms of strength, I am not as good as you, but if you are in terms of speed, you will never be able to catch up with me. Haha......"

The Crazy Fat Elephant was originally worried that he would be caught up by Zhang Ying, and if he didn't do it, he would be beaten up, but now that he saw that Zhang Ying hadn't kept up with him for a long time, he couldn't help but shout arrogantly, and his unique laughter echoed throughout the desert.

"Come up and you? I'm not interested in picking up soap with you. However, since you have itchy skin and make such a cheap request, then I will fulfill you. ”

Being provoked by the crazy fat elephant, Zhang Ying was not annoyed, the corners of his mouth hooked up a strange smile, the black light on his body flashed, and the skill was activated.

"It's true that I can't outrun you, but don't forget that I have a displacement skill, shapeshift!"

After a loud shout, Zhang Ying's body suddenly disappeared in place, and when he reappeared, he had already come to the front of the crazy fat elephant.

"Nai is a bear, who is the ghost of the two of us? What are you doing so fast? I'm in a hurry to be reincarnated! ”

The crazy fat elephant took a bite in front of Zhang Ying, and then turned around and ran without stopping.

"Such a cheap mouth, I think you are tired of life." Zhang Ying's eyes suddenly turned cold, and a black light flashed on his body again, "Blood Demon Hand!" Give me death! ”

As soon as the blood-red hand appeared, it erupted with a whale-like suction, and the poor crazy fat elephant was sucked back by the blood demon hand before he could run a few miles.

The crazy fat elephant looked at Zhang Ying in horror, and asked tremblingly, "You...... What do you want? Lao Tzu is a man with a wife, and he can't be a foundation. ”

Zhang Ying's originally cold eyes suddenly became kind, and his face was also full of smiles, but this smile was so mad in the eyes of the crazy fat elephant.

"I don't want to do anything. Just wanted to help you split this damn skull. ”

"Ahh God, don't, can't I be wrong? You've got a lot of me, and you're going to let me off like a fart! ”

"Now I know it's wrong, it's too late! Why did you go earlier? Fatal Blow! ”

"Ahh The black light on Zhang Ying's body had just flashed, and before the skill was activated, the crazy fat elephant in terror screamed like a pig, and then his body went limp, and he fell unconscious.

"I'm CA! It's really not scary! Seeing the crazy fat elephant fall to the ground and not wake up, Zhang Ying helplessly interrupted the skill, and sighed speechlessly, thinking that he had met this strange fat man, and he didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky.

PS: There must be a fat man in every story, and the typical fat man among the killers is the crazy fat elephant. According to the requirements of the book friend Crazy Fat Elephant, Sanjing tried his best to write this role like Zhou Xingxing's Uncle Da, Wu Mengda is Stephen Chow's main match, then of course, Crazy Fat Elephant will also be Zhang Ying's main match, Sanjing is here only to give this chapter to the book friend Crazy Fat Elephant, thank him for his strong support for Sanjing, don't say much politely, Sanjing just wants to say, starting point, it's good to have you! Of course, it's better to have you at the starting point. Children's shoes for reading books are welcome to join the group: 419902046