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In the lower left corner of the simulation system, there is a number jù statistics table, and every time a goal is scored, the number jù statistics table will be updated in time.

At this moment, Iroh hit the football into the corner of the goal with a half-volley, and he heard a "whoosh" from the system, and then heard the female system prompt sound of the sexy touch: "Because the host has completed a thousand goals in the simulated shooting system, the shooting is +1"

"Damn, this is a charcoal in the snow! Knowing that I am now eager to improve my marksmanship!! "Iroh saw a new football 'refreshed' in front of him, and he didn't hesitate to push it into the bottom left corner.

Hit!

The simulated shooting system is that there is no goalkeeper, so the football must be in the dead corner to be considered to hit the target, and it will be triggered by the running statistics program of the number jù statistical table.

The number jù counts the table jù back to zero, and then slowly rolls up a number - 001

Looking at the number 1 that slowly rolled up, Iroh muttered: "It's just too stingy, it takes a thousand goals to add a little shooting," After finishing speaking, he immediately realized that he shouldn't say this, closed his mouth, looked left and right with his eyes, and found that Xiaomeng was not there, so he breathed a sigh of relief-

Since starting the last game against Sevilla's youth team, providing an assist and scoring a goal, Antonio López and Juan Pizzi have become more and more optimistic about Iro's prospects, and even if Herrera Nacho returns from injury, he will not be able to shake his position, and the two shook their heads knowingly.

Oh, the cruelty of professional football!

So, the day before the match against Athletic Bilborough Juniors, Antonio López normally put Ailo in the starting lineup again.

After the afternoon practice, Raul Albiola went to his home to relax on a couple of evenings with Elo, Pierson, Andy, David Silva and goalkeeper Asenjo.

It's called beautiful: Relax before the game

So Raul Albiol came home and got a special way of thinking to learn from Iro, and said to his parents, to the effect that if you two are here, our teammates will not be able to play, and if you can't play, you won't be happy, if you don't have fun, you won't be able to relax, if you can't relax, tomorrow will be bad, tomorrow will be bad.

Listening to old Raul, he was stunned for a moment, when did his son become so humorous?

"Stop!" Old Raul couldn't stand the son in front of him, who was half a head taller than himself, so he took his wife to the city for a big meal, and dropped a sentence: The refrigerator has enough food, don't make a mess at home!

Look at the parents who are leaving, Raul. Albiol first dialed David. After explaining Silva's mobile phone for him to gather and bring to his house, he hung up the phone and dialed his girlfriend Rafal Calettan's mobile phone, "Hey, honey - I invited my youth team teammates to my house tonight, and you can come along!" ”

After chatting for nearly two hours about the topic of the "ozone layer", I reluctantly hung up the phone, looked at the 'little brother' who was raised high, and scolded:! Hey - but I like it!

"Knock knock—"

"Hey! Open the door - knock" Just as Raul Albiol was about to make two rounds with his left hand, he heard a knock on the door and Iro's voice, as well as the other Andy's singing sporadically.

Frightened, the little brother immediately shrank down, got up and answered: "It's here!" "Liso opened the door and went-

Dinner was created by food lovers Andy and Raul Albiol in collaboration with a full table of shrimp, oysters, ham, chicken, beef, paella and seafood noodles.

I really have to admire the operation level of Andy and Raul Albiol, the two foodies, which are really good! So Iello thought of retiring in the future, and opened a restaurant in Spain and Algeria, and asked Raul Albiol and Andy to be the head chef of the restaurant!

Pissen took out a bottle of fresh juice in the fridge, poured a glass for each of them, and raised his glass: "Cheers!" ”

"Cheers," the other six raised the clear wine glasses that had been filled with juice in front of the table.

After drinking the juice, I don't know whose "open meal" sound, except for Raul Albiol's girlfriend Rafal Calitan who eats slowly with a fork, the other six 'hungry wolves' have ignored their self-image, and use both hands, just like practicing the old naughty boy Zhou Botong's 'left and right fighting', holding ham in his left hand and chicken in his right hand, the level of grabbing food is better than one!

A new generation is better than the old! Iroh thought to himself as he watched Rafal Calytan squeeze out of the few men who had almost been snatched out, and at the same time snatched the last chicken leg left in the plate.

With his excellent Su zhì, Ailo relied on Andy, carried Albiol's super-level performance, and became the first well-fed 'bandit'!

"Uh-oh"

After eating and drinking, Iroh lay on the sofa, hiccuped beautifully, crossed Erlang's legs, and when he was about to lie down, he found that something was resting under his buttocks, which was extremely uncomfortable, and took it out to take a look, and found that it was a TV remote control, and turned his head to look at a few hungry wolves who were still 'fighting' on the dining table, shook his head, felt very bored, and turned on the TV.

After switching several stations, I found that there were no particularly good-looking programs, so I changed them back and forth, and finally stayed on a local talk show in Valencia, and watched it with relish-

"Hey, Ai - it's so boring to watch TV alone, come on, come on, let's take turns telling jokes." Probably after eating, Albiol touched his stomach, called out to Iro, turned around, and put his arms around Rafal. Calitan kissed her waist and patted her ****, saying, "Honey, help clean up the table, hey-"

David Silva touched his full stomach, and when he heard Albiol say this, he suddenly realized that this guy is too beastly, and he is going to use his girlfriend as a servant after all!

However, David Silva was only half right.

Iroh looked at the crowd touching his belly, and suddenly thought, if Europeans also have the habit of using toothpicks? What a funny picture it must have been, so I laughed out loud.

"Hey, Ai - what's so funny?" Andy, the little black man, put his feet on Pisen's laps, leaned back against the stool, and asked Iroh with a leisurely look.

"No, no—no," Iro, who had returned from the fugue, hurriedly said no, straightened the stool, and continued: "I just heard Raul say that he wanted me to come over and tell a joke together, and suddenly I thought of a funny joke, so I laughed, hehe-"

"Funny jokes? Haha-what do you think of the jokes, no matter how many people laugh, if one person doesn't laugh, he will be punished? ”

"I'm in favor with both hands and feet!" Andy, a little black man who has always liked to be lively, couldn't bear the loneliness, and then asked, "What punishment?" ”

"Hey, hey, old rules!" Albiol said as he winked at his teammates except for Iroh and smiled.

"Dizzy!" Holy, I swear! These guys are definitely here to punish me! You can't let them succeed, you have to tell a joke that can't help but laugh!

Well? There were-

Suddenly, I had an idea, and I thought of a joke I had seen in my previous life. "Ahem--Reddis, bricks--I'm going to do it." Iroh coughed, poured a glass of the remaining juice from the table into his own cup, took a sip, moistened his throat, and said the title of the joke first: "The title of this joke is: The virtue of the 'day'. "The word 'day' was said with a wink of the eyes, which caused several wolves to whistle.

Then, he frowned lightly, pretended to think for a while, and then slowly spoke: "On a plane, there are an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese, the plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight, and the captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce the weight, so the American used his personal heroism to go to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live America and all the nations!" And then just jump! The plane continued to fly. After a pause, his eyes narrowed over his teammates who were listening intently, and he saw Rafal cleaning up in the kitchen. Calitan stopped what he was doing, and his neck stretched out, and he listened.

After taking a sip of juice, he continued with a smile: "Not long after, the captain announced again: the weight is still too heavy, and you have to jump off alone!" So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Reich! I jumped down with it! The plane continued to fly. At this time, the chief announced again: No, it's still heavy, and you must jump down again! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane, and the Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: Good brother, I will not forget you! ”

Speaking of which, Iroh sold the off, "Does anyone know the result?" ”

"It must have been the Chinese who jumped down—" Pissen is a straight-forward Spaniard, so his thoughts are also direct.

"Do others have a different opinion?" Iroh looked at the crowd.

"Hehe, if that's what Pissen guessed—" Albiol pouted and smiled, looked at Iroh, smiled brightly, and said, "Then you are ready to accept the punishment and call on speakerphone to consult how to solve sexual dysfunction!" Haha"

Ailo shook his head and waved this right index finger at Albiol: "no-no-no" exhaled, pressed his left hand on the table, palmed his chin and said the final ending: "The Chinese shouted: Long live the People's Republic of China!!" Then I kicked the Japanese down!! ”

"Hahaha-" Everyone burst out laughing, even Rafal, who was cleaning up in the kitchen. Calitan also leaned on the kitchen refrigerator and laughed.

"Yayh Look at the people who are all smiling and make a gesture of victory.