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Iroh got up, took a few oranges from the kitchen fridge, peeled them as he went, returned to the dining table, winked at Albiol and said, "Hey, big mouth—I've made it, who's next?" ”

"Big bite?" Rafal Calitan, who was in the kitchen, asked curiously.

Except for the little black man, they all looked curious, because the little black man had asked Ielo why he chose it because of this new nickname of Albiol.

To be honest, Iroh is really embarrassed to explain it to his 'sister-in-law', in the end, conservative thinking still exists, but Andy, the little black man next to him, doesn't have so many scruples, covers his mouth, laughs a little obscenely, and explains loudly: "Big mouth is Ai - the nickname for your boyfriend..." Speaking of this, Andy paused, stretched out his thumb, and expressed his admiration for Iro, admiring this guy's logical thinking too much, and gave his thousand likes to Iroh before continuing: " Their Chinese translation of Raul is the same as 'Lao Er', so they use another synonym '叼' instead, but... You have to be glad that Ai is merciful. ”

"Poof-" Hearing this, he couldn't help but spit out the orange flesh in his mouth, and glared at the little black Andy viciously, if you don't complain, you'll die?

"Haha-" The crowd laughed.

"Oh? Still merciful? The inquisitive Rafal Calitan put down what he was doing, walked to the dining table, and sat down on Albiol's lap and asked.

Rafal Calitan asked this, and the little black man couldn't help laughing again, looked at everyone's curious eyes, and continued: "Hey-because 'bite' is divided into 'big bite' and 'small bite'" turned sideways, winked at Iroh again, saw Iroh's eye-rolling expression, laughed, and continued: "Ai--this guy is afraid that Raul won't accept 'Xiao Ji', and is afraid that he will take it like this, Raul's 'bite' will get smaller and smaller, so he gave him a 'big bite' haha"

"And - this boy, afraid of Rafa - oops-"

"Shut up!" Iroh couldn't help but say that he threw a piece of orange flesh at the little black man's head and said angrily.

"Hey, hey—"

Seeing the two of them fighting like this, there was another burst of laughter.

After a while, it quickly moved on to the entertainment of joke adventures.

David Silva coughed softly, sat up straight, looked at the crowd and said, "Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I lost my cherished puppy!" Mrs. Smith: But you should put an ad in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's useless, my puppy doesn't know how to read. ”

"Hahaha-"

"Haha-ha"

David Silva's joke made the audience laugh and imitated Iroh in a triumphant gesture.

The next Albiol was not so lucky, when Albiol was telling a joke to the point of ** laughter, Iroh twisted his thigh meat with his right hand, and when everyone laughed, he was the only one who didn't laugh! Just secretly shouted: It hurts!

I didn't bring my girlfriend with me! Just your girlfriend! If you bring it, forget it, and sit on your lap!

I call you to show affection!!

"Oh-oh-oh-" The owner of the voice, Asenjo, stood up excitedly and shouted.

"Haha, Ai - didn't laugh... Raul, call!!" The most unrighteous Asenhuo jumped out like a god descending from heaven and announced the official breakdown of the previous five-member 'Ai Alliance'.

Then he took out his mobile phone very actively and put it in Albiol's hand: "Oh, take my mobile phone and call, haha-"

Albiol rolled his eyes and raised his high middle finger to Ascenjo to express his displeasure!

The others covered their mouths and snickered.

So, Albiol walked to the living room in a gamble, found the hotline of the health column of Radio 1 in Valencia in the phone book next to the phone, pulled his girlfriend to sit on his lap, and then dialed it, turning on the speakerphone-

Vanessa Berry is the host of Valencia Radio 1's health program, but she is only temporary, because her friend Jenny is sick and has no choice but to ask her to help with the shift.

She was in a very bad mood for the past two days, because she found out that her boyfriend was having an affair at noon the day before yesterday, and the affair partner was actually her best friend for more than ten years, and that's it - she began to disbelieve in love.

When she was looking forward to picking out a birthday gift for her boyfriend in the gift shop, she accidentally saw her boyfriend hugging a woman, and when she saw this woman clearly, her heart was broken, her best friend of more than ten years actually had a leg with her boyfriend??

A bloody scene!

She couldn't accept it, so she ran to them and pointed to her boyfriend and girlfriend: "You guys—you have to give me an explanation!" ”

When Vanessa Berry appeared in front of them, her boyfriend was only slightly stunned. I was looking forward to her boyfriend's explanation, but I didn't expect her boyfriend to just say to her lightly: "Since you've seen it, I'm sorry - Vanessa, I don't love you anymore, let's break up-"

And her best friend for more than ten years only apologized to her, and didn't say anything else.

Soon, her boyfriend left the gift shop with her best friend of more than ten years in his arms.

Vanessa Berry looked at the time, it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening, took a deep breath, and her good professional quality allowed her to temporarily turn away her cluttered thoughts, let herself return to the best state of work, opened the microphone, and read according to a manuscript in her hand: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, welcome everyone to listen to our sexual health program at eight o'clock on time - listeners with questions can call the hotline... I will answer you carefully" Vanessa Berry felt a little dry in her throat and turned off the microphone, Put on the song, then take a sip of water, and continue, "Now, please the first hotline listener..."

Vanessa Berry answered three hotline calls in a row, feeling a little tired, so she put on soft music and was about to get up and move her somewhat stiff body, when the hotline rang again.

Vanessa Berry frowned, but still pressed the answer button, and asked in a gentle and beautiful voice, "Hello, I'm Vanessa Berry, the host of the show, can I help you?" ”

"Sister-sister, I-I don't know what's wrong, I was just about to have sex with my girlfriend****.,I found--uh-" The other end of the phone sounded very anxious, and he seemed a little at a loss.

If you listen carefully, you'll hear a strange laugh on the other end of the phone.

Needless to say, the caller was Raul. Albiol.

Vanessa Berry felt the anxiety on the other end of the phone, did not listen carefully, and out of a sense of responsibility, asked, "Don't worry, speak slowly - what did you find??" ”

"Sister, I found that I couldn't get up!"

The other end of the phone was very lively, and they had already covered their mouths and laughed quietly.

Of course this qiē Vanessa. Berry doesn't know.

"Haha, I can't think of such a strange reason for Da Luo! I'm laughing to death-" Pissen and Andy were already laughing, and Andy, who suddenly thought of something, looked at Albiol with bad intentions, and said obscenely: "Shouldn't it be hard to 'take a big mouth'?" ”

The crowd laughed again.

provoked Albiol and threw the pillow on the sofa at the little black man.

"Huh? Can't get it hard.? What is the specific situation, say slowly..." Vanessa Berry asked anxiously as she was moved by the 'anxiousness' on the other end of the phone.

"Actually, sister, you can help me." Raul. Albiol interrupted Vanessa Berry and touched Rafal Calytan's ****, his expression was very ****, but his tone seemed sad, sad and helpless.

"Sister -- I've seen on the Internet that I'm excited to hear other women moaning while having sex," Raul. Albiol paused, "So, I'd like to try..."

Hearing this, they all gave Albiol a thumbs up.

"Huh?"

"Sister, you must help me!"

No way! This acting is amazing! Keep liking one!!

Vanessa Berry hesitated for a moment, turned off the radio transmission, and then said, "Okay, I'll try." ”

"Sister, you're so nice! A good man has a safe life. "I have to say that Albiol's mouth is still very sweet.

"Can we start?" After a while, Vanessa Berry asked, blushing.

"That's it. Sister," Albiol replied quickly, then made a 'shhh' gesture and kissed Rafal, who was already blushing as he sat on his lap. Calitan's lips and his free right hand rested on his girlfriend's plump breasts.

Vanessa Berry, who was in the middle of her relationship, heard the voice on the other end of the phone, how could she not know what was going on over there? His face became more and more crimson, and then he remembered the scene of having sex with his former boyfriend, and let out a beautiful moan with "uh-uh-uh, uh-hmm".

"It's a bit of a reaction, but it's a little bit close."

"Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, uhh

"Hahaha-"

Just when Vanessa Berry screamed abnormally, Iroh took his head, couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

"Huh? Stinky boy! Are you kidding me?? Vanessa Berry, who reacted, was just about to scold when she heard the sound of hanging up the phone, and she kicked the wall in anger.

"Haha-you're really a talent! After retiring in the future, you can definitely go to Hollywood to make movies and win the best actor! David Silva, who has always been low-key and honest, couldn't help but praise Albiol and give a thumbs up.

"If you let me know who is teasing me, my mother will definitely cut you with a thousand knives!" Vanessa Berry said fiercely.