Chapter 293: Wise Sayings
Let's not talk about what good ideas Sima Wei came up with, let's turn around and talk about Zhang Yi who is still angry. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
After giving the order, Zhang Yi sat back in front of the table in a huff, and when he looked up, he happened to see the report of Xiao Wu's grain supervision, thinking back to the situation when he was supervising the grain described in the report, and then thinking about the Fengwu camp, Zhang Yi suddenly had a feeling of being fooled.
The more he thought about it, the more angry Zhang Yi became, grabbed the report and threw it on the ground, shouting loudly: "Huang Wudie, wait for you to come, see if I don't swell your buttocks!" ”
Maybe there is telepathy between the lover and the lover, Zhang Yi just had the idea of cleaning up Xiao Wu here, and Xiao Wu, who was far away in Fenyang, immediately sneezed several times.
"Ah sneeze~"
After sneezing again, Xiao Wu touched her cute little nose and muttered, "What's wrong with today?" Why do you sneeze endlessly. ”
Not to mention Xiao Wu's side, whether it was because of Zhang Yi's sneezing, just talking about Zhang Yi's side, he was really angry with Xiao Wu, and even Zhang Ning couldn't calm the anger in his heart even if he was relieved on the side.
"Brother Tianshao, don't blame Sister Xiao Wu," squatting on Zhang Yi's lap, Zhang Ning looked at Zhang Yi pitifully, her big eyes flickered, and she kept pleading with Xiao Wu: "Brother Tianshao, don't be angry, Sister Xiao Wu may be... I just thought about the addiction of being a general, she just led a group of girls and a group of older sisters to mess around, don't take it seriously. ”
Zhang Ning is really afraid that Xiao Wu will be punished because of her slip of the tongue, and she said the Feng Dance Camp, which was also an unintentional mistake, she always thought that Xiao Wu's Feng Dance Camp, Zhang Yi knew, and she didn't expect that it would be Xiao Wu's own personal soldier, because Xiao Wu didn't mention it to her at all, so she is very, very self-blaming now.
"Brother Tianshao?" Gently shook Zhang Yi's thighs, seeing that Zhang Yi was still gloomy and didn't speak, Zhang Ning said in a crying tone: "Brother Tianshao, don't be like this, it's all my fault, I shouldn't talk too much, if you are angry, Sister Xiaowu will be punished, I... I... Woo~"
Talking and talking, Zhang Ning, who blamed herself, really cried, she cried, the pretty appearance of pear blossoms with rain, Zhang Yi's heart was confused, and his heart was confused, and his anger naturally disappeared.
"Hey~"
Sighing, Zhang Yi pulled Zhang Ning up and let her sit beside him.
"Don't blame yourself, it's nothing to do with you," while wiping away Zhang Ning's tears, Zhang Yi whispered comforting: "There is no impermeable wall in the world, and there is no paper that can wrap the fire, Xiao Wu's stinky girl formed a private army, she will be brought to me sooner or later to show off, if you don't say it, I will know sooner or later, understand?" ”
"But, but ......"
Sobbing 'but' for a long time, Zhang Ning didn't have a reason, and finally suddenly threw herself into Zhang Yi's arms and cried loudly.
After falling into Zhang Yi's arms, Zhang Ning sobbed and said, "Then don't punish Sister Xiaowu, okay, I get along well with her, if she knows that I leaked her secret, I'm afraid she will hate me to death." ”
Between people, no matter what the relationship is, what I am most afraid of is that there is a misunderstanding, and if there is a misunderstanding, even if the misunderstanding is explained clearly, the misunderstanding will form a pimple in the hearts of the person who misunderstands, and now Zhang Ning is afraid that Xiao Wu will misunderstand himself because of this matter, and the relationship between himself and Xiao Wu will break down again.
"Oh, don't cry," Zhang Yi, whose scalp was numb, hugged Zhang Ning, patted her on the back to give her relief, and softly comforted: "It's all my fault, don't cry, I'll be lenient in the punishment of Xiao Wu, don't cry." ”
In fact, how could Zhang Yi bear to really punish Xiao Wu, he was just angry that Xiao Wu didn't tell him about forming a private army, of course, even if Xiao Wu told Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi would never allow Xiao Wu to form a private army, because Zhang Yi never wanted Xiao Wu to go to the battlefield from beginning to end.
In Zhang Yi's place, women should stay away from war, but what he didn't know was that after entering the prairie, it was Xiao Wu, a heroine, who saved him at the most critical moment.
Of course, Xiao Wu saved Zhang Yi, that is also a later story, now Zhang Yi's biggest headache is how to get Zhang Ning, so that she doesn't continue to cry, because if she is crying, Zhang Yi estimates that she will be drowned by Zhang Ning's tears.
"Don't cry, okay," stroking Zhang Ning's back, Zhang Yi kept comforting: "Ning Ning is good, don't cry, didn't I say it, I will punish Xiao Wu lightly." ”
Zhang Yi can be said to have said everything he can say and promise, but Zhang Ning's crying has not stopped, which makes Zhang Yi feel that he is really useless, and he can't even coax a girl.
In fact, Zhang Yi really hasn't coaxed girls, in his last life, he didn't even have much contact with girls, let alone fell in love, where would he coax girls.
Zhang Yi, whose scalp was numb, had been thinking hard about how to suppress Zhang Ning's crying, and suddenly, he thought of a sentence he had heard from his classmates before.
"There's nothing that can't be solved with a single shot, and if there is, then another one."
Zhang Yi, who suddenly thought of this famous sentence, immediately took action, he put one hand around Zhang Ning's slender waist, and quietly raised Zhang Ning's delicate chin with the other, and then his mouth shamelessly stuck to Zhang Ning's cherry mouth.
"Hmm~"
Zhang Ning, who was suddenly violated, let out an intoxicating sound, and this sound, like an aphrodisiac wine, stimulated Zhang Yi to secrete male hormones frantically, and under the stimulation of hormones, Zhang Yi's hand involuntarily slipped into Zhang Ning's clothes, and then the salty pig hand was like a small snake, dishonestly paddling around, and slowly paddled on Zhang Ning's Saint Maiden Peak.
"Ah~"
As soon as the sensitive place was invaded by Zhang Yi, Zhang Ning couldn't help but let out a coquettish gasp, and this coquettish pant was like a fire falling on a pyre, which immediately ignited the desire in Zhang Yi's heart.
Zhang Yi, who was burning with lust, didn't care about the rules, he directly put Zhang Ning down on the bed, and then began to pull Zhang Ning's clothes.
As the two of them took off their clothes, the intoxicating sound of love between men and women immediately sounded in the big tent.
When Zhang Ning came to Udymore, it was already approaching evening, and then the two talked in the room, coupled with Zhang Ning's pleading for Xiao Wu and Zhang Yi's efforts to comfort Zhang Ning, it was already sunset outside.
Although Zhang Yi and their Udi Moore is a barren place, it is not a single grass, it has entered the evening of August, and there are still some insects and cicadas chirping around the camp, but tonight it seems that because Zhang Yi and Zhang Ning's voices are too loud, the quiet needles around the camp can be heard, as if those insects, cicadas and other things are also shy to leave because of them.
is the so-called: the Spring Festival is as expensive as gold, and the concubine is happy to groan.
Hum Ha Wan shy night cicadas, upside down the dragon and phoenix fragrant sweat!
Sleeping with a beautiful woman is naturally a great thing, but the day after being entangled with Zhang Ning, Zhang Yi began to blame himself, and the next day, Zhang Yi did not touch Zhang Ning again, and even kept his distance from talking.
Of course, this is not because Zhang Yi doesn't like Zhang Ning anymore, but because Zhang Yi is afraid that he can't control himself.
Although he didn't do anything to Zhang Ning, Zhang Yi was still annoyed by what he had done before, and on the third day, Zhang Yi made a profound review of what he had done, and finally he put all the reasons on his sister who he recognized, he thought that if there was no previous Zhang Na's teasing, he would not have been in contact with Zhang Ning as soon as he came into contact, and at the same time, Zhang Yi also thought that Zhang Ning was too tempting to let himself get out of control.
In fact, these reasons are reasonable, if it weren't for Zhang Na's teasing before, Zhang Ning would not be so beautiful, and his figure would not be so good, Zhang Yi would not be unable to restrain himself just because of the kiss, but no matter what, it is an indisputable fact that Zhang Yi violated military regulations.
So after finding a lot of reasons for himself, Zhang Yi still felt that he was guilty, after all, he had violated military regulations, and he wanted to do a self-examination in front of the whole army, but after thinking about it, he forgot it, after all, no matter how thick-skinned Zhang Yi was, he was embarrassed to say something about Zhang Ning in front of the whole army.
In the end, Zhang Yi changed his punishment to fasting for three days, for two consecutive days, Zhang Yi only drank water and did not eat anything, his method of punishing himself was really anxious Zhang Ning and Sima Wei, everyone took turns to persuade him, but Zhang Yi was unmoved, and finally Zhang Fei even knelt on the ground and begged him, but Zhang Yi still insisted on not eating anything, until the evening of the third day, Sima Wei took a group of generals to kneel outside the tent and beg, and Zhang Yi himself was also dizzy from hunger, which followed everyone's wishes, Drank some rice porridge and ate some food.
Zhang Yi punished himself for something, although everyone didn't ask, but everyone knew it, and it was because they knew it that everyone admired Zhang Yi more and was afraid of military regulations, and although ordinary soldiers didn't understand why Zhang Yi punished themselves, they all knew that Zhang Yi didn't eat anything for three consecutive days because of his mistakes in formation, and they all knew that Sima Wei and others knelt outside the tent for half an hour, Zhang Yi gave up his last insistence and ate some food because he couldn't bear to be punished with him.
With Zhang Yi's self-punishment, the soldiers became more and more afraid of military regulations.
Time flies, in the blink of an eye, Zhang Yi has been stationed in Udymore for eighteen days, in fact, Zhang Yi didn't want to stay in Udymore for so long at first, in the initial plan, Zhang Yi only stayed in Udymore for about twelve days at most, but because he had to wait for Xiao Wu, he waited for an extra week.
In the past two weeks, Zhang Yi has never done anything to Zhang Ning except for teasing Zhang Ning from time to time and taking advantage of a small advantage, because he knows that the whole army is watching him, and he can no longer take the lead in violating military regulations, and in order to avoid suspicion, Zhang Yi also asked Zhang Ning to change into men's clothes.
It wasn't until the nineteenth day that Xiao Wu rushed to Udy Moore with his Feng Dance Battalion, and when Xiao Wu arrived, Zhang Yi was dumbfounded.